on dipshits

when I was playing zelda yesterday I was like “it’s funny that they’re keeping a practice sword in this fancy treasure chest” and my bro was like “all items are in treasure chests you just get used to it” and I had a horrifying moment where I realized in that interaction he was the emu to my hiiro bc I’m a dipshit who doesn’t know anything about games

So I tried to convince Cleverbot that I'm a princess...

AND IT’S THREE IN THE MORNING AND I CAN’T BREATHE THIS FAILED SO BAD 😂

It really didn’t work. Longass conversation of failed attempts to make Cleverbit recognise MidCin below! Read at your own leisure, but be aware that there’s swearing and potentially sensitive subjects like religion *cough* and Taylor Swift *cough* very briefly mentioned!

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anonymous asked:

I call you mere child because you stick your head in the sand and choice willingly to be ignorant. Mere children also jump to wild conclusions, like you thinking that I think you're Hitler. You aren't Hitler mere child, just a typical ignorant American

There it goes again with the “mere child” shit. You reek of 2007 Deviantart. I KNOW what he’s done and said. I just don’t fucking care. I have other, pressing matters to attend to, so I don’t have the time or patience to get lectured at by a fucking dipshit anon who acts all high and mighty because he’s following a bandwagon

Here’s a tip anon on how to make the world better. Go into your laundry room and chug bleach.

Zodiac as things they need to stop doing

Aries: stop everything and just focus on one thing

Taurus: stop…. stop stopping, start moving

Gemini: stop making a joke every other minute

Cancer: stop being so sad, not everything is your fault

Leo: stop trying to convince yourself you’re not loved

Virgo: stop worrying about how you look, you look gr8

Libra: stop flirting w everyone thanks

Scorpio: stop tryin to b scary we know ur a softie

Sagittarius: stop talking

Capricorn: stop taking everything so seriously, especially yourself

Aquarius: STOP FUCKING THINKING EVERYTHING IS SUPERFICIAL YOU’RE NOT DEEP FOR IT YOU’RE NOT SMART FOR IT, SHUT THE HELL UP JESUS CHRIST DO YOU EVER STOP LOOKING DOWN ON PEOPLE FOR HAVING FUN, WE GET IT, JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS UNJUST DOESNT MEAN WE HAVE TO SPEND EVERY MOMENT BEING A STICK IN THE MUD, IT SUCKS, WE ALL HAVE HARDSHIPS, YOU DONT HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT EVERY GODDAMN SECOND AND MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT. YES EVERYTHING IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BUT YOU’RE  A SOCIAL CREATURE, DEAL WITH IT YOU DING DONG DIPSHIT. STOP THINKING YOU’RE ABOVE IT ALL JUST CAUSE YOU’RE SAD

Pisces: stop thinking you relate to everything

if light yagami wasn’t a fucking dipshit he would have compiled a list of people to kill and then set literally all of them to die at the same instant at a scheduled time each month

then the people he killed for personal reasons would be far less obvious because they’re dying off-schedule, AND he couldn’t have been pinned by when tv performances were airing

I hate him so much

Trends that need to die in 2017

People scrambling to find any mental illness that could possibly describe someone they don’t like

People describing people they hate as “narcissists”, “mentally unstable”, “borderline”, “histrionic”, etc etc, especially given that almost none of the people they’re talking about actually fit those diagnoses and instead are just emotionally abusive neurotypicals, but hey, why remember THAT when you can be an ableist dipshit instead

The same people turning around and claiming that we “need to end the stigma on mental illness”, being blatantly transparent that while they consider things like depression and anxiety to be mental illnesses, they think personality disorders are insults, character flaws, not real illnesses, and the fault of the sufferer

People believing that those who are Crazy Enough™ simply HAVE to be abused, there’s no other way, we’ve Tried Our Best But Just Look At Them

People distancing themselves from more stigmatized mentally ill people, because “oh I’m depressed and anxious but I’m not like THAT, I’m not crazy” like honey we know, believe me

Again, the armchair diagnosing of enemies to justify hating them. Stop it. Psychology degrees take time for a reason. That checklist you read on NPD does not mean that Trump has it. Take a nap.

I think it’s worth pointing out that Gary Johnson is currently pulling 2.2 percent of the vote in Florida, which in a close race could be the difference.
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New York Times reporter ALAN RAPEPORT.

Gary fucking Johnson, who doesn’t know what Aleppo is and who cannot name a single world leader.

People voted for this dipshit.

Then again, an avowed misogynist and racist has a chance of winning the Presidency.

Jesus fucking Christ.

If you are seriously questioning the value of Jonathan Toews on the ice and running your mouth about him being overpaid or whatever, then you truly don’t understand the game of hockey and I don’t have the time, energy, or inclination to entertain your ignorance.