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Aladdin: Scene Two

Alaidyn (gender bent Aladdin) played by: @askdoratonks

Genie played by: @rainbow-tonks

*Suddenly smoke comes out of the hole, the lamp begins to shake and glow, but Alaidyn holds onto the lamp, and our wonderful friend, the Genie comes out.*

Genie: *hangs Alaidyn on a nearby rock.  Then he pulls his head off and spins it around, yelling as he does so.  Carpet pulls Alaidyn down.*  

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Okay, so I work at a restaurant (think of Panera Bread but we serve different food), and this couple came in today. It was a black-haired guy and a blonde woman. It’s after the lunch rush, so it’s not very busy and they’re the only ones in line. So I start helping them, and the guy is being super charismatic, but his girlfriend is really shy (and super super pretty).

After he orders his food, she’s about to order, and he grins and says “Let me order for you. I’ll get it right.” (Now I know you’re thinking: ‘wow what a prick’ but this guy was really sweet and the girl was kind of giggling and being like “what… no” but anyway, he ends up ordering for her.)

So the SECOND this girl walks away, the boyfriend turns to me and looks horrified. He says “Okay look this is our second date and I’m really trying to impress her… can you help me out.” Like I said, there’s nobody in line, but this is pretty atypical so I just kinda stare at him like “ummm okay.” He’s like “What do you like on the menu?? What would she like?? Oh my god what does she like??” I try and ask him about her tastes and he only gives me a little information. The girl is low-key suspicious from where she’s sitting nearby.

So we end up ordering her a sandwich and then the guy is like so nervous it was pretty adorable, but then… When he goes to pay… Dude forgot his wallet. So the chick has to pay and she’s totally cool w/ it but he is dying on the inside. it’s pretty obvious he’s about to explode.

Food comes out, and I hand it to him, and he brings it to their table. They’re not sitting too far away from the front of the restaurant and he’s being cute to her like “here you go!!!” and the girl examines the sandwich, smiling really big. But then she kinda looks up at him, and pauses, and the guy is like “What’s wrong??”

She goes, “Sorry but I’m really allergic to avocado.”

The dude turns, looks at me. I will remember that expression until the day I die.

The girl is like “um well can we trade food?”

Really quiet he’s like “I got extra avocado on mine.”

…………………………Just imagine Victuuri

I find it fascinating that there are people out there who can focus on important things without having to have the feeling of adrenaline-fuelled urgency to push themselves forward. That they have some internal sense of calm, relaxed motivation, rather than ‘all employees head to panic stations, this is not a drill, move move move’-motivation.

I don’t understand how you can focus without a sense of impending doom, I really don’t.

some tasty tasty dracostuck facts

-the megido’s are the only dragons capable of physically speaking to humans

-the captors (in place of telekinesis) have telepathy and can mentally speak to humans

-all the dragons can understand human speech, but they can’t speak.

-the facilities run on both technology and magic

-there are two other ranches that the kids sometimes go to, the Alpha Ranch (dancestors) and the Omega Ranch (ancestors). Only higher ups are allowed to work in the Omega Ranch full time. 

-Doc scratch is a poacher/dragon enthusiast

.:Ayer me dieron mi regalo de cumpleaños adelantado:.

Ojo cumplo años el 24 de febrero :’V

¡UNA TABLETA! ADGWÑOHGDFGBKFDGBÑ Una PC no una drawing XD No seeee es que llevo AÑOS sin resivir un regalo para mi Cumple aparte de os hermosos dibujos de mi Hermana yyy….. ¡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

¡Y le acabo de instalar Wattpad! Ando tan emocionada que me pondré a escribir un OneShort que puede que sea larguito :V  ¡SFGIDFHGFHKBFNASOGNFLF! Claro cuando termine de envirularla con mis bobadas LEEEL Entre esas tumblr 

because yesh (?)