on a piece of crap

dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

7

get to know me: favorite team → team avatar (open in new tab for larger size!!)
Sokka: “I just wanted to say: good effort out there today, Team Avatar.”
Katara: “Enough with the Team Avatar stuff. No matter how many times you say it, it’s not gonna catch on!”
Sokka: “How about the Boomerang Squad? See, it’s good cause it has Aang in it - Boomer-Aang!” (art credit)

other ya characters: this guy…he’s so dark and mysterious, the way he just hurts everyone around him…including me. i’ve cried so much since i’ve met him, but no no he’s just misunderstood, you don’t understand him! and sure i’ve only known him for 2 days and he has a million secrets, but i’d forfeit my life for his

inej ghafa: kaz is a literal piece of crap. he treats everyone badly, and though he’s never treated me horribly, i still won’t give in unless he shows me he can be more than all of this. until then i’ll be out saving the world because my goals are obviously more important than a relationship

3

terrible tiny man/ dinosaur. i hate this. this probably isn’t canon but it is in my heart.

  • Yoongi: You know, for a guy who's an expert at street dance, you can't dance that well.
  • Hoseok: Did it hurt?
  • Hoseok: When you fell from Heaven?
  • Yoongi: I swear to God-
  • Hoseok: Because if it did, then good, you motherfucking fallen ass angel. Only you and Lucifer are capable of stooping so low-
  • Yoongi: Hoseok, calm d-
  • Hoseok, muttering under his breath: Good-for-nothing piece of shit. Always complaining about crap smh. Agust D-isgraceful.
  • Yoongi: For the love of God, I was jok-
  • Hoseok: DON'T TALK TO ME, MY UNLIMITED SUNSHINE OR MY 3000 DANCE MOVES EVER AGAIN!

Fuck you Mr. Porter. I blame you more than anyone else in this fucking story. You don’t let a student out of your office when they have that mindset. You track them the fuck down. You call their teachers, their parents, you have a duty to fucking inform. Ugh. I may only be a grad student working under other psychologists’ licenses but I work as a school psychologist and I know you are a fucking disgrace. “She didn’t say she wanted to kill herself.” Fuck you. Everything she says SCREAMS “HELP ME!” Fuck you. You blaming, incompetent, piece of crap. 

It hurts me to think how many people like Mr. Porter may actually be working in schools as supposed “counselors.” God. I loved this book when I first read it. I love this adaptation. But the more I know from both sides of this story, as the professional and the depressed kid, the more I want to make sure I do everything in my power to keep kids as safe and healthy as I possibly can. 

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Sideways and Slantways
By Organization for Transformative Works

Isak gets stuck in an elevator with the one person he’s vowed never to speak to again. This eventually prompts a conversation long overdue, but not without the memories flooding his brain like a broken dam first.

words: 17691
pairing: isak/even
rating: teen & up

a big thank you to @aheavenlyrush for suggesting the stuck in an elevator trope! this took on an entirely different life of its own, but you’re the reason it started. and to @stardefiant for being my cheerleader and to @adamparishe for believing it wouldn’t be a piece of crap even though it might be.

SPEEDPAINT: https://youtu.be/q0xVnZrgCto

OHHHHH MYYYY GOD I LITERALLY WANT TO DIE AFTER FINISHING THIS. I SPENT 20 HOURS ON THIS THING. 20 WHOLE HOURS OF MY LIFE WASTED ON THIS PIECE OF CRAP POSTER THING.

……i have no life.

Anyways, this is my first time making a digital piece on this scale. This is also the first time I’m putting my watermark on a drawing because I do NOT want to risk getting this picture stolen. (Even though my art is pure cringe and I doubt anyone would want to steal it lol). 

Glitchtale belongs to @camilaart

CCEE: Bob Morley

Edit: updated with more panel things

  • He gets beaten up a lot in the show because he’s good at “selling” the action scenes. 
  • During the scream this season he actually cut his forehead open from wailing on the jail cage. 
  • Mike Beach and Ian Cusick got in a 15 minute long fight over whose side Bellamy should be on when Pike had decided that Kane would be executed. Bob’s comment was that “I’m going to leave… let me know when you decide which one of you is going to be my dad”.
  • Bob also broke part of the set during the Octavia beats the shit out of Bellamy scene in season 3 because he accidentally went too far backwards when reacting to her blows.
  • Said some of his favourite scenes are with Eliza because they are so emotional and that he gets to cry. Also said his favourite scenes are the actions scenes. 
  • He did lament that he didn’t get to learn how to ride a horse like some of his costars, but that he is one of two people who knows how to drive the rover. The rover is stick shift and apparently a piece of crap to drive.
  • Bob Morley said his favourite episode “hasn’t aired yet”, so we got that coming our way this season.