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Maas University: Part One

Students littered across the campus of Maas University. Cassian had to slow to a stop twelve times before getting to his parking space. Peering out the windshield, Cassian gazed at the set of brick buildings. Memories of the best kind poured into him: meeting Nesta, his friends, his family. People he hadn’t seen in years.

He squeezed his wife’s hand before he turned the ignition off and peered over the seat at his children. Aysel still slept, her military jacket thrown over her, covering her ripped jeans and Halestorm band tee, her headphones still in her ears. Bay too had headphones in, his eyes trained on the book resting in his lap. “We’re here guys.”

Looking up from his book, Bay pulled down his headphones and looked out the window, his hazel green eyes filled with a quiet nervousness as he watched the students. He turned to shake Aysel awake. “Ays.”

Kohl lined blue-grey eyes fluttering open, Aysel pulled her headphones from her ears, music still blasting from them and looked out the window. Face lighting up, she shoved off her jacket and barreled out of the car, shouting, “I have arrived, bitches!”

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anonymous asked:

"Alright, I love you" for nalu?❤️

Lucy vs. A Paper

Pairing; Nalu

Word Count; 469

A/N;  Hope this makes up for the angst I threw at you guys <3

“Natsu,” Lucy whined, throwing herself over his lap. “Pay attention to me.”

“Lucy you were the one who kept nagging my ass to do this essay,” Natsu grinned down at her, rolling his eyes as she felt her cheeks puff in a pout. 

“That was seven hours ago Natsu.” Lucy said pointedly. She clambered more fully into his lap when he pushed the coffee table further away, making room for Lucy. Lucy made a happy sound as she straddled his lap, arms wound around his neck and fully taking his attention away from his paper. Which was due in a week. Natsu had plenty of time to finish, if Lucy had learned anything from watching him panic write five to ten-page essays the day before they were due throughout his scholastic career. 

“I was in the zone,” Natsu shrugged, resting his hands on Lucy’s hips. The carpet itched at her bare knees, but Lucy couldn’t really care when he was looking at her so sweetly, open and warm. It made Lucy melt in his hold. 

“Well I missed you.” Lucy said. She knew she was being silly, but Natsu grinned brightly at her and she found she didn’t really care. 

“I didn’t go anywhere, Weirdo,” Natsu teased. He leaned forward, rubbing his nose against hers and Lucy giggled at the action. 

“You have to make it up to me. Sorry, I don’t make the rules,” Lucy teased back, wiggling in his lap as his fingers threatened to tickle her. They resettled on her hips, sneaking under her shirt to rest on bare skin. 

“I do, do I?” Natsu asked, lifting an eyebrow at her and grinning. Lucy hummed as she nodded in exaggeration. “And how do I do that?”

“Tell me you love me.”

Natsu beamed at her, laughing before lifting her chin and ducking his head down, brushing his smile over hers before pulling back. “Alright, I love you.”

“Again,” Lucy sang, kissing him.

“I love you.”

“I don’t think I got that.”

“I love you.”

“Mmmm, one more time.”

“I love you, you weirdo!” Natsu laughed, hugging her tightly and sealing his mouth over hers, trying to kiss her but unable due to both large grins. Lucy squeaked and giggled against him, high chimes melting into a moan when Natsu dropped his hand, squeezing her ass with a possessive hand. Lucy lifted her head when she felt Natsu drag his tongue along her neck, sharp teeth nipping at her collarbone and make her breath stutter at the jolt of pleasure.  

Lucy eyed Natsu’s abandoned laptop, screen saver a series of photos from their road trip last year. She stuck her tongue out at it, victorious as Natsu led her to lay on the floor. 

As if a stupid thesis paper would keep Lucy from her Natsu-time. 

Flowers: 3

You blink open your eyes, you’re laying on something hard and there’s a mechanical sound.
“You’re awake.” Wanda’s voice is thick with relief.
“Yea, I’ve never used that much energy before.” You say as you sit up. “Thanks for catching me Piet.”
“I didn’t. I was too busy with this little guy.” He gestures to the kitten sleeping in his lap.
“Then-”
“Bucky.” Wanda answers your unanswered question. “I told you he’s fast.” She says with a shrug. You glance behind you toward the front of the plane where Steve and Bucky are. Neither of them seem to notice that you’re even awake, the plane is open except for a few seats along the side. Wanda and Pietro are both sitting in a seat, they’re watching you curiously, like they’re waiting for something.
“What?”
“If you hadn’t passed out I’d be afraid of you.” Pietro says petting the kitten in his lap.
“Pietro!” Wanda says with a backhanded smack on his arm.
“What? It was impressive work but then you passed out. Which is kind of a liability.” You raise an eyebrow at him then let a small vine wrap its way around his ankle. “Hey!” He yells before zooming across the plane. “You know I don’t like that!” You and Wanda laugh, you look back over toward Pietro and see Bucky staring at you. His blue eyed gaze seems to bore into your very soul. It’s unnerving. The smile freezes on your lips and you stare back at him, trying to read his face but it wasn’t going well. Steve says something to him and you two break eye contact. When you look back over at Wanda she looks like the cat that got the canary.
“What?” You ask and she just smirks over at you. “Wanda did you just read my mind?”
“Is there a reason I shouldn’t?”
“Wanda.”
“I didn’t little flower.” You let out the breath of air you didn’t know you were holding then scowl at her.
“You know he calls me that because I’m shorter than him.”
“I know.”
“You’re not taller than me.”
“But I am older.” She points out with a grin.
“By like two months!” You protest and she laughs. “I forgot how insufferable you two can be.” You mutter under your breath and Wanda feigns shock. You did miss them. A lot. The Hydra commanders had been furious when the twins left them. Reports had come back that Pietro had died, you’d mourned him but here her was. It wouldn’t be the first time Hydra had been wrong about something. You watch him as he plays with the kitten behind Steve and Bucky’s chairs.
“What’s wrong?” Wanda asks softly.
“We got reports he’d died. I was devastated.”
“He did die.” She admits and when you look up at her she’s staring over at her brother.
“What?”
“Ultron killed him while he was saving a teammate and a young boy in our hometown. But I met a sorcerer named Dr. Strange, he knew of a spell that would bring him back. It took both of us but I brought him back. The team wasn’t happy but he is my brother, my family. I’d do anything for him.”
“What did the spell do?” You look over at him too, he seems like the Pietro you remember.
“It just helped him heal. You know how fast he heals, I just needed to aid him a little this time.”
“Was he different when he came back?”
“A little confused, really hungry and extremely tired.”
“So no.” The two of you burst into laughter and you lean against Wanda’s legs. Her fingers start to work their way through your hair, untangling it as they go. You start on a flower crown that you know she’s going to ask for when she’s done.
“We’re five minutes out, time to get buckled up.” Steve calls looking over his shoulder, he gives you a warm smile and you’re surprised that you actually feel safe, for the first time in a long while. Pietro pulls you up from the floor and you sit between the twins then buckle up. You take a deep shaky breath, here goes nothing.

“I Didn’t Think You’d Say Yes.”

Rafael + 15 (1000 follower suggestions please)

Just some fluff!!!


You jumped at the surprise buzz.

“Mi amor, I’m coming up.”

“Great!” Your eyes grew wide at the little guy in your lap.

You hurriedly picked up the little white fluffy puppy.  He was so cute and small.  And you were a little lonely with your husband gone and you had bought a puppy without your husbands input…That wasn’t the smartest plan.

You adopted this cute little guy five days ago while your husband was at a conference in Chicago.  You knew he wouldn’t be in a great mood after coming from several daunting days with people he wasn’t to thrilled to be around.  You decided to breach this subject carefully.

The key jiggled in the door handle and you prepared for you husband to come through the door.

“Hey.” You grinned.

“Hello.” He sighed. “I’m glad to be home.” He looked rather exhausted.

“Me too.” You hugged him and when you pulled away his eyebrows furrowed.

You knew why once you heard the familiar gait of little paws hitting the hardwood floors.

“Whose puppy is that?” He pointed aggressively at the puppy who sat quietly his cute tiny head cocked to the side.

“Oh,” You picked up your soft puppy holding him close to your chest. “Isn’t he just the sweetest things you’ve ever seen?” You asked with a cheesy grin. “He’s got the sweetest little eyes,” you eyed your husband with puppy dog eyes. “And look at his little nose.” You knocked noses with the puppy.  “He’s also just the smartest puppy you ever did see! He’s quiet, polite–”

“You’re avoiding the question.” He replied flatly.

“What question was that?” You asked as you set the puppy down and petted his head with a smile.

“You know what question I’m talking about.” He crossed his arms.

“Well, um, mine, I suppose.” You smiled.

“Fine.” He grumbled pulling his suitcase behind him towards the bedroom.

“I’m sorry, what did you say?” You shook your head following after him.

“I said fine, you can keep the puppy.”

“So that’s a yes?” You asked biting your lip. “On keeping the puppy.”

“Yes.” He groaned a reply.

“I didn’t expect you to say yes.” You muttered as Rafael walked into the bedroom. 

You were met with silence from your bedroom.The puppy at your feet followed after your husband.  You followed after him quickly.

“No, Orion come back!” You called him.  

When you went into the bedroom you were met with a silly sight. You never expected this, but you happily embraced it. Orion was licking your husband’s face and he was petting his soft fur with a grin.

Adopt a puppy

saw so many good dogs today ! a sausage dog sat on a man’s lap in a beer garden for ages. then this guy came in with 2 black cockapoos and they were just running round the beer garden all mental. SO CUTE

I’ve read lots of people write about how Yuuri is such a wonderful gay icon but what about Victor?! I MEAN

Come on

The guy has a pink ferrari for God’s sake 

AND HE IS RIDING IT WITH A CUTE GUY SITTING ON HIS LAP, ALL THE WHILE LOOKING CHILL AF 

He has been the pro of what he does since he was a teen 

he takes cute pictures with him and his beloved dog for the press

his whole country loves him

he is not only comfortable but happy to play both a female and male part

He can get away with those lines

this one speaks for itself

he has insecurities about his hair

AND HE IS SO GODDAMN DRAMATIC ABOUT IT

He is more beautiful than a disney princess

and he is a genuinely kind person 

AND

he gets to spend the rest of his life

with the cute boy he fell in love with 

and live happily ever after

really, Vitya is an inspiration to us all

anonymous asked:

Top ten times someone hit on an oblivious Yuuri Katsuki?

Top Ten Times Someone Hit On An Oblivious Yuuri Katsuki

10) Yuuri is really smart and took wonderful detailed notes at college which meant he kind of accidentally ended up running a study group for people who were struggling. Unbeknownst to him however the ‘study group’ was mainly made up of people who were low key in love with him but the constant requests for ‘private lessons’ always went straight over his head and he usually apologised for not having enough time to teach someone one-on-one while Phichit facepalmed in the background

9) The girl who did his skate music had a huge crush on him which is the reason she spent countless hours writing songs for him but somehow Yuuri completely failed to make this connection and thought that she was just being nice and all the offers to come to her room to listen to some music together was just to get ideas

8) When Yuuri and Phichit moved out of the skate club and into their own apartment one of their neighbours was a cute lawyer who found every excuse to come round and chat to them. After Yuuri’s exclaimed that it was so nice he was still bringing them welcome cookies a month after they moved in Phichit considered just slapping him over the back of his head for not realising that the guy was literally just making up any excuse he could to come and flirt with Yuuri.

7) In a previous top ten I mentioned Yuuri filling in for one of the ice dancer’s partners when they got injured and the girl he was helping out kept making comments about how she wished Yuuri could be her partner all the time, heavy emphasis on ‘partner’. Yuuri just felt a bit sorry for the guy he was filling in for that his ice partner seemed to not want to skate with him anymore.

6) At a party at college when Yuuri got drunk for the first time a guy told him that he really wanted to see Yuuri ‘out of those clothes’ but Yuuri was completely off his face and took it at face value and just started stripping on the dance floor much to everyone’s delight (Phichit made sure he kept his boxers on at least)

5) There was a skater at the skate club who used to come and watch Yuuri’s practices every day and smile at him all the time until the practices became private. Yuuri once commented to Phichit that he understood that people liked watching other skaters to try and improve their technique by observation but that it made him uncomfortable. Phichit did the equivalent of looking into the camera like he was on the office.

4) Once a guy at a competition pre chapter 8 tried to creepily hit on Yuuri by saying ‘you might not be top of the podium but I have a feeling that on top isn’t your favourite position anyway’ to which Yuuri replied ‘You’re wrong, I only want to win gold.’ He didn’t get the creepily suggestive element but Phichit did and made sure to trip the guy up as he walked past in revenge

3) Yuuri once went on like six dates with a guy without realising they were dates. He just thought the guy on his course liked grabbing a coffee with him after lectures to discuss what they had learned that day. Phichit had to point out that ‘no Yuuri, he’s trying to date you.’ Yuuri got really embarrassed and apologetic to the guy that he hadn’t realised what was going on and that he was so sorry but he wasn’t interested in dating (he was already sleeping with Viktor at this point) and the guy just laughed and said that it was ok and Yuuri was out of his league anyway

2) From a previous top ten I mentioned that the first time Yuuri got drunk at college he gave a random guy on his course a lap dance and the guy was literally struck speechless and so into it. At the end he just blurted out ‘marry me’ and probably would have gone through with the offer if Yuuri had accepted but he was too drunk to register it

1) Viktor. That’s all I’m saying about that

Dating Jughead Jones would include...

Warnings:None

Masterlist

Authors note:I fell in love with Riverdale in SECONDS + with Jughead also, so i decided to write a “Dating ****** would include…” imagine. I did not added any sexual things cuz as far as I know is Jughead in the comic asexual but I don´t have a clue if this is also going to be like that in the show.

PS: It´s a little bit short cuz 2 episodes weren´t enough to find more detail about him, sorry

Originally posted by riverdalesource


  • “most mysterious couple riverdale‘s” 
  • sitting all night in pop‘s (the diner)
  • “What are you exactly writing about.”
  • “Nothing relevant.”
  • he only trusts you
  • but he still won‘t tell what he‘s writing about
  • he would literally fight everyone who‘s trying to hurt you mentally and physically
  • he‘s for you an amazing advice giver
  • he hates it when you´re wearing makeup
  • you guys don´t have any nicknames for eachother
  • his lap is your all time favorite chair
  • neck kisses
  • when he´s working on his novel, you secretly drawing him
  • you use as much sarcasm as Jughead does
  • rarely holding hands
  • protective Jughead is the best Jughead
  • Reggie is you new enemy
  • knowing Jughead since the 3rd grade
  • trying to find out why Jughead and Archie aren´t friends anymore
  • Roadtrips
  • Your Mom (or Dad) thinks that Jughead´s creppy
  • stealing his hat 24/7
  • jaming together to music
  • walking thru´ the streets at night with Jughead
  • baking something when you guys are bored

I just want to hold your hand.

I want to listen to your favourite songs and look at you as you slowly start dancing to them.

I want to look into your eyes and see the stars reflecting in them.

I want to visit my favourite places with you.

I want to meet your friends.

I want to know what scares you the most.

I want to hear about all your dreams.

I just want to hold your hand.

I want to laugh at the lamest jokes you can think of.

I want to wipe your tears after watching sad movie.

I want to be the one you find yourself thinking about before you go to sleep.

I want to tell you about the future and the places I want to visit.

I want to know about the things you regret.

I want to lie next to you on the grass and watch the clouds go by.

I just want to hold your hand.

I want to be the reason you smile at your phone.

I want to take you to your happy places and watch how happy you are.

I want to rub your back.

I want to be the person you drunk call or text to.

I want to go to movies with you and sit in the back so I could be watching you instead of the movie.

I want to eat your favourite food with you.

I just want to hold your hand.

I want to be in the same room as you and secretly look at you as you read.

I want to tell you how much you mean to me.

I want to see you blushing when I tell you how much I love you.

I want to be in the bed with you, not having sex, just enjoying your company.

I want to give you something nice on your birthday.

I want to make you tea when you are cold and hand you paper tissues.

I just want to hold your hand.

I want to watch my favourite show with you and be obsessed and not judged.

I want to stay awake until the morning and just sit on the roof with you and talk about stupid things.

I want to change the wallpaper on my phone to a photo of us.

I want to get lost in your eyes.

I want to let my cat sit in your lap and just watch you guys get along.

I want to introduce you to all my friends.

I just want to hold your stupid hand and do all the things that people in love do.

Day One: Homesickness

Thought I’d start off @vldangstweek with something that turns from angsty to fluffy, just because, based on the rest of this weeks prompts, it’s gonna get waaayyyy angstier (knowing me, anyway). Everything will be tagged with vldangstweek and any of my usual angst tags (angst, langst, klangst, etc)

Let my children go home, they’re stressed and tired (under a cut for length).


“Come on Lance, one more time! You need to defeat this gladiator before I can allow anyone to go to dinner!” Allura shouted down from the observation deck.

The quiet groans of his teammates filled his head and Lance winced, stepping back to stand his ground against the bot attacking him. His vision wavered over his helmet and his fingers trembled against his bayard, unable to form it because of the close range combat style. He grunted, rolling as the bot dove for him, sweeping it’s legs out from under it and sending it to the ground. Briefly, he heard Hunk’s cheer of encouragement in his comms, and then the bot was back up again, charging at him.

Lance sighed, side stepping the bot and pressing his shaking hands to his head, trying to stop the swimming feeling in his brain, the burn at the back of his throat and eyes, the tightness in his chest. He took a hit, hard, and fell backwards onto his ass, teeth clacking together.

“Dude, seriously, we’re starving!” Pidge called out. “You need to beat this!”

Lance took a shaky breath, shooting a glare at the deck. “You want me to beat it? Fine. I’ll beat it.”

Before the bot could get any closer, Lance whipped out his bayard, transforming it in the process and ignoring Allura’s shouts of this being a hand to hand fight. Within seconds, the bot was in a smoking heap on the floor and Lance was shaking, sweat curling down his forehead. Allura stormed out of the observation deck and onto the main floor, eyebrows furrowed. “That was not the assignment, Lance. You’ll have to do it again.”

“No.”

“Excuse me?”

Lance ripped off his helmet and chucked it to the ground. When he looked up, Allura took a step back at the ferocity in his face, the tears in his eyes. “I said, no. I’m not doing this bull shit anymore. They’re not either,” he snapped, pointing towards the deck. “You don’t get to treat us this way, we’re the only reason you’re not dead or still in those stupid pods. You called us family, Allura.”

His voice broke and his lip quivered as he stumbled back, shaking his head. “You don’t get to treat family like this. Not when we’re doing all of this for you.”

He swallowed and spun on his heel, storming from the room. Allura hesitated, glancing back at the deck only to find the rest of the paladins and Coran standing behind her. She studied the group, noted the lines on their faces and the bags under their eyes, and frowned. “Do you all agree with him?”

They remained silent for a moment, glancing at each other. Hunk spoke up first, his voice gentle. “Yeah. I do, at least.”

“Me too,” Pidge piped up, staring at the floor and fiddling with her bayard.

Keith nodded silently, rubbing a hand up and down one arm and looking off to the side. Hunk huffed. “Allura, we…I would say we’re homesick, but I don’t know if that covers all of us.”

“We’re Earth sick,” Keith offered. “And Lance…”

Shiro spoke for the first time. “Lance has the most family to miss out of the five of us.”

“And honestly?” Hunk muttered. “You yelling all the time, you pushing him, and us, all the time? No breaks, no relaxation time at all? I’m amazed he didn’t snap before this.”

Allura swallowed. “I’m…”

“It’s okay,” Hunk promised. “We understand, you want to stop the Galra, stop Zarkon.”

“But you have to remember that we’re all volunteering to do this,” Pidge said, fidgeting from foot to foot. “There’s nothing keeping anyone here other than empathy. Don’t give Lance a reason to stop caring, or he will leave.”

Allura bit her lip and glanced over her shoulder. “I should go-”

“No,” Keith said firmly, stepping forwards and resting a hand on Allura’s arm. “We got this. You two go get dinner.”

She and Coran studied the paladins for a moment before nodding in agreement and leaving the training deck.

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anonymous asked:

Headcanons for mcree/gengi/hanzo/reaper reacting to their s/o asking to sit on their lap

I just need all these men to sit in a row so I can lay on all of their laps, okay.




McCree

  • Uh, YES
  • His s/o probably wouldn’t even have to ask he would already have them on his lap or be in the process of pulling them to him
  • His s/o cannot walk past him while he’s sitting without an arm snaking around their waist and getting pulled to him
  • On the rare occasion that his s/o does ask though he’ll grin like a fool
    • If his s/o is blushing as they do it he is 10x happier
  • Will put everything aside (paperwork, food, ANYTHING) to make room for his s/o
  • He’ll pull them right against his chest, squeezing them and inhaling deeply
  • Once on his lap there is little chance they will be leaving anytime soon

Genji

  • A little self conscious about having his s/o sit on his lap
    • His body is pretty solid, so wouldn’t it be uncomfortable for them?
    • Will need some convincing to let it happen
  • Isn’t sure if it’s a sensual thing or sexual
    • In his younger days he would pull women onto his lap in the clubs because it made them giggle and he could feel them up easier (he was a playboy after all!)
    • But now with his s/o it’s more than physical so he’s not sure what to expect
  • Isn’t clear on where to put his hands–waist, back, hips, thighs???  
  • His s/o will have to take the lead and place his hands somewhere
    • One hand wrapped around their back and resting on their hip, the other doing whatever Genji wants
    • Hair stroking, resting on the thigh, running over their arms, etc.
  • Will be asking if they’re uncomfortable for a while until they nuzzle into his neck and pull him close
  • He’ll be glad they can’t see his face, because he’s a blushing mess
  • Once comfortable with it he’ll fall back into the playboy days and get flirty
    • His hands will glide over places they probably shouldn’t in public, but only when nobody is looking
  • LOVES to make his s/o blush or laugh
  • Will tickle them a bit

Hanzo

  • Wouldn’t reply right away when his s/o asks
    • He’s not one for PDA or large physical gestures, so he isn’t sure how to answer
    • He’s not saying no, he’s just trying to sort through his emotions because he would love to be close with his s/o like that
  • But he remembers seeing Genji do it all the time with his dates, and so casually too, but that’s his only real example of it
    • Does he have to be as handsy as his brother?  He’s nervous others will look down on the display
    • Remembers what others would say about Genji’s carefree attitude as well as some of the nasty things they said about his dates and doesn’t want anyone saying that about his s/o
  • It’s a no-go publicly.  Privately though???
  • He’ll have his s/o in his lap during some downtime
  • If he’s reading in his room he’s more than happy to have them there reading or doing something quietly as well
  • He’s grateful his s/o asked though he wouldn’t necessarily say that out loud
  • Those moments have become some of his most treasured

Reaper

  • Prefall he would be pulling his s/o into his lap just like McCree
  • Isn’t scared of ruining a tough guy attitude by giving some affection to the love of his life
  • Would love to make them ask though, purposely going out of his way to make it difficult to sit on his lap until they are forced to request it
  • Whispers sweet-nothings in his s/o’s ear
  • After the fall he would never offer it up like he used to
  • It wouldn’t really occur to him until he and his s/o are alone and he’s going over some potential Talon targets and plans when his s/o asks
  • He’ll wish his mask was on because his eyes widen as he looks at them
  • Will slowly nod and open his arms up
  • When his s/o is in his lap, cuddled up, he’ll actually blush
  • He’d forgotten the feeling of having someone close like that
  • Having their weight on him, their body heat and scent surrounding him
  • It gets hard for him to focus on work and eventually he’ll shove the papers away and start to do what he used to
  • Whispering sweet nothings, and sometimes something dirty to rile his s/o up
  • Runs his fingers through their hair or over their face
  • Peppered kisses along the jaw
Guys My Age (1)

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 2554

Warnings: Lap dancing. ANGST.

Summary: You’re playing truth or dare with the Avengers when Nat asks you when the last time you got laid was  and Sam dares you to pick a song that perfectly grasps why you haven’t had sex in so long.

A/N: Thanks for the anon who recommended this song. I thank the heavens I found it because it’s so fucking relevant. I can’t seem to write smut without just a tinsy bit of a plot. But here you go.

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Part 2

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anonymous asked:

Top Ten Drunk Yuuri Moments!! °♡° Those must be AMAZING!

10) Once he and Viktor got drunk together which is always a horrific idea and somehow they got away from the main party and over to the ice rink where they proceeded to try and skate absolutely wasted. The night included a lot of phrases like “Viktor why is the ice spinning?”, a lot of slipping and falling over because alcohol and attempting jumps doesn’t mix well and making out on the rink. Eventually they were rescued by Chris and Phichit who stopped them from actually killing themselves being idiotic drunks

9) The third time Yuuri got drunk at university when Phichit had to take him home because Yuuri could hardly stand and he spent the entire journey crying about how amazing Phichit was and how much he loved him and how he was the best friend ever and Phichit was stuck between laughing and being really touched

8) The second time Yuuri got drunk at college and ended up letting people do body shots off him which made him the most popular person at the party. Phichit still has pictures but he’s banned from ever showing anyone on pain of death

7) That one time everyone assumed that Viktor could drink like a fish and Yuuri couldn’t because Viktor is Russian and Yuuri proceeded to drink Viktor under the table to prove them wrong.

6) Viktor and Yuuri’s stag nights where they were supposed to be staying apart the whole night but Yuuri got sad drunk because he missed Viktor and Phichit had to take him to the club where Viktor was after getting a text from Chris saying Viktor was exactly the same. They ended up spending the night dancing together

5) Also at their bachelor parties(s) when Chris hired a stripper pole in the private room of the club they had rented because of course he did and convinced drunk Yuuri to show Viktor the pole dancing version of the Eros routine. Viktor has still not recovered from this.

4) The first time Yuuri ever got drunk in college when he went all out due to nerves and got absolutely wasted and ended up unintentionally making a significant portion of the room question their sexualities and giving a random guy on his course a lap dance. That guy still recalls his fondest college memory as the time an Olympic gold medallist gave him a lap dance and it was awesome.

3) Speaking of lap dances, the moment from my other list of ‘Top Ten Most Memorable Places Viktor and Yuuri have had sex’ where Yuuri wasn’t drunk but he had enough alcohol in him to be very confident and gave Viktor a lap dance in the club which very quickly led onto…other things

2) At one point while they were engaged but not married yet Yuuri got very, very drunk and sort of just stumbled up to Viktor like ‘why are we not married yet? Can we just get married now?’ and Viktor was so close to agreeing to it. The only reason he didn’t do it was because their assorted family and friends would kill them in the morning if they put up with all their bullshit for so many years and then didn’t even get to come to the wedding as a reward.

1) The Olympics party from chapter 8 because it was pretty spectacular and Chris still likes to tell the story whenever he wants to embarrass Yuuri or make Viktor blush

Idk why but here’s a thought:

Witch!AU where everyone is, obviously, a witch/warlock/wizard/whatever. Andrew has a familiar–a pretty ginger cat that never leaves his side who Kevin frequently side eyes. Nobody but Kevin knows his name (Andrew only ever calls him “junkie” or “idiot”) and Kevin won’t share, until one day Matt barges into the dorms and finds an auburn-haired man sleeping with his head in Andrew’s lap.