Walnut says today is the worst day ever. WORST. DAY. He thinks he looks stupid and he can’t really move much in his little ratty suit.
Well you know what Walnut? Today wouldn’t have been the worst day if you hadn’t taken out your own stitches. None of us would have had to spend all day at the vet and you wouldn’t have a stupid looking suit on if you would have just left the stitches alone.
Oh well. He’s home and safe. Jason is exhausted. I am exhausted. Walnut likes spending The Pipsqueakery’s money on moar stitches and he really doesn’t like waking up from anesthesia.
Anyway, we need food. Walnut needs his cage set-up and apparently I need to keep asking for donations to paypal.me/thepipsqueakery or gofundme.com/thepipsqueakerydentalfund #rat #omgwhy #sotired #sohungry
so this is like…twice as long as a normal chapter. anyway i was in les mis the other week and i sent something and someone thought it was a les mis chapter of wanna chat. and @reyxa encouraged it so Here We Are
this chapter continues right off of the last one because i found a note with sick quotes on it. i kept the les mis as light and understandable as possible but just like..let me know if it makes 0 sense. i had to get this out of my system because ive been in a writing funk
Yo person *throws gang signs* (what the fuck am I doing with my life) Can you do headcanons of the RFA(including V) and Saeran reacting to MC being in a well known all girls KPOP group and she's like the main rapper and lead singer or some shit? Or just being a famous singer if you don't know KPOP? Have an magical day~ *aggressively throws glitter in face*
LOLOLLOL OMG ANON I LOVE K-POP!!!! IS IT OKAY IF SHE’S PART OF TWICE/BLACK PINK?????
what did he jUST SEE???
WAS THAT MC ON TV!?!!??11?!
HOW DID HE NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS LIKE WAHT MC WAS PART OF TWICE
okay but tbh he wasn’t into kpop that much since he was too busy gaming all the time but OMG
WHY DIDN’T MC TELL HIM ALSO DOES THE REST OF THE RFA KNOW??
dude he literally starts like memorizing all the members of her group, then binge watches Weekly Idol, MBC and Mnet performances, LOL HE EVEN DOES THOSE KOREABOO/ALLKPOP QUIZZES THAT ARE ALL “which member is your soul mate?”
gets salty when it’s not MC aww
surprises his honey by attending her fanmeet
“Jagiya, can you sign my photobook?” ^-^
bro he was so proudddddd
his GF WAS FAMOUS JUST LIKE HIM!!
impossible that he didn’t know of her what even was he doing with his life
right, he was practicing 24/7 I mean he didn’t know Echo Girl either soooo
anyways he starts watching MC’s performances and stuff and all is good UNTIL HE SEES WHAT MC WEARS HOLY SHIT
he cannot control his fanboying like omfg who knew MC looked like that under her sweater????
all of a sudden he’s like HIGH KEY JEALOUS LIKE DUDE IF HE SEES MC IN THOSE STAGE OUTFITS ON TV THEN EVERYONE ELSE CAN TOO
calls director to give him contacts to the stylist of MC’s group
he’s got quite a few complains and suggestions
I mean she respects MC’s career choice
she’s actually happy for MC, since she can do the thing she’s passionate about
but boy is she concerned when she hears news about saesangs
those bitches are C R A Z Y (not as crazy as Jaehee is for MC though)
she requests that Jumin send security guards to MC’s company specifically for MC’s group
for that, she sacrificed her spring break (luv u Jaehee bb :’))
despite her busy schedule, she tries to go to most of MC’s live performances though!!
also buys official merch to support MC too
legit had no idea that MC was famous
“k-pop is not my style” - Jumin Han, 2016
props if you can identify the reference of this quote
okay but think about it though like Mr. Corporate heir is really busy he has no time for celebrity gossip
how did he find out?
wHEN JAEHEE STARTED TO FREAK THE HELL OUT MAN IT’S LIKE THE WHOLE GLAM CHOI AND SARAH TIHNG AGAIN
anyways he doesn’t really care but he does ask MC about all the details when he sees her
what is “Show! Music Core”?
“Mnet”? so what like a net shaped like a M and you go there for what? fishing? I used to go fishing too - but golfing is less dirty.
also what do you mean “random play dance” that isn’t even a cohesive sentence.
low key goes to her performances after he realizes what SBS Inkigayo is
let’s be real though how low key can you be when you buy the whole middle section of the seats and is surrounded by 20 security guards
dude he already knew
remember that background check?
anyways is a total fanGURL
hacks fansites so that all of MC’s group content is spread like a virus loloolol
dude he is a no shame fangirl but he is also a 200% proud boyfriend
makes couple t-shirts that he forces MC to wear for airport fashion (a new one every time)
LOL the world cannot believe MC is dating a doofus like him but there are no haters because he’s kinda really funny
the memes on the back of the couple tees are hilarious
yea but I thought he was a secret agent and blah blah can’t be known
he’s got different identities mate
okay so he didn’t know until Seven told him and ngl he was kinda mad
why did he have to find out from his idiot brother?
argued with MC about her honesty and felt betrayed
he is sensitive ok
so MC doesn’t get it and basically it becomes quiet between them
RFA doesn’t know what to do damn
Saeran doesn’t admit it but he misses MC when she moved back to her group dorm so he secretly goes to her performances
it’s not his fault but he looks a little sketch so the security asked him to leave the facility once
he got SO mad omg
“WHAT SO NOW I CAN’T EVEN SEE MY GIRLFRIEND FROM AFAR? WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT I NEED TO LEAVE?!”
ofc MC overheard him screaming from backstage
so MC comes out and tells security it’s okay
cue backstage make-up making out ;))
he found out hearing it from Seven freak the hell out over a phone call
he was pretty excited and even told seven he wanted to watch her perform
he was kinda sad about it but he didn’t say anything
MC noticed he was acting funny but when she confronted him about it he didn’t spill
she called Seven and he spilled the beans immediately
you know what MC did????
she surprised V with a private performance
do as you may with your imagination (I didn’t say anything ;))
heh. thanks for reading, I hope I didn’t let down my fellow kpop fans xD
listen, this is how my morning goes. at 5:30 AM!!!!! the vantablack hellbeast liho leaps up on my bed and meows loudly in my face. it doesn’t matter if i lock her out of the bedroom or even out of the tower. somehow she always gets back in. i tell her no. hell no i am not going to get up at 5:30 AM!!!!!!! for anything short of alien invasion. she meows in my face some more and then walks up and down the length of my body. at 5:35 AM!!!!!#@$^*#@!$! i roll over and shove my face in a pillow. liho does gymnastics on my back. at 5:40 NFIWOEAHJFIEHSGKL!!!!!!OMGWHY!!!? i break. liho is the only creature who has ever broken me in interrogation. i stumble out of bed to feed her and then go down to the common area where a disgustingly chipper steve, a mildly pleasant bruce, and a consolatory pepper are somehow already awake and functioning. i chug a pot of coffee straight, no mug. i crawl back to my lair and try to sleep again while liho meows in my face some more, and when that doesn’t work, i head to the gym and start in on my morning kickboxing routine. so that is the long answer, but the short answer is
don’t talk to me before 9 or i will gut you with a butter knife
I automatically love Mr. Keyboard smash for stopping that shit-show of a kiss…
Come on Mr. Myx do your magic!!!! Interrupt this mess of a romance!!!!
THATS A BIG ASS RING
“I can show you the world…”
“Tall, dark and blandsome” the voice of the fandom
KARA IN A WEDDING DRESS!!!! VERA WANG!!!!
“…All powerful myx-y there’s no going backsie” OMG
WHY ARE THEY STANDING SO CLOSE GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FUCKBIO
Finally, some Sanvers after that horror show of a ship
Wow, maggie….. tell us how you really feel….
I like her already…. kicking ass already…
Winn and Lyra have more chemistry in less than five minutes than Kara and Mon-ew have all season… writers wtf…
Bullets bouncing off boobs!!!!!
BADASS KARA SLOWMOTION BULLET CATCH
LET HER HANDLE IT YOU FUCKING FUCKBOI
(He’s going to fuck it up somehow… calling it…)
“IT’S MON-EL WHO IS INFURIATING” YOU FUCKING RIGHT KARA
Kara is so excited for Sanvers– the ultimate Sanvers shipper
Guns and scotch… that’s so Maggie…
Oh look its douche-conoe… that does nothing but get in the way…
MYX IS THE VOICE OF THE FANDOM
GO FUCK YOURSELF MON-EW!!!! HE DOESN’T LISTEN, KARA!!!! HE’S NO GOOD FOR YOU
KARA YOU DESERVE BETTER, LITERALLY ANYONE BESIDES HIM
(They literally fight more than converse WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING????)
MISOGYNISTIC ASSHOLE YOU FUCKING DICK
LITERALLY THIS ISN’T A FUNNY LIGHT HEARTED FIGHT THIS IS SERIOUS FUCKING ARGUMENT …. FUCKING WRITERS WHAT THE FUCK?????
IT IS A MISTAKE KARA
Called it…. Mon-ew fucks up
ALEX IN SEXY WEAR ALEX IS SEXY WEAR CODE RED CODE RED
…Maggie… my baby…. I am not okay…
Hot damn lip bite…. WINN YOU GET SOME
“For Kara’s hand” what the fuck??? SHE ISN’T A FUCKING TROPHY YOU OBJECTIFYING PIECE OF SHIT
KICK HIS ASS MXY
“What have you got to offer her?” IM SAYING THE SAME THING
(Should have fucking shot him with lead…)
Wait, wear her mother’s dress? Now, I have to see this!!!!!
Oh god not him…
PATRONIZING EGO THING YOU’RE LITERALLY SPELLING IT OUT KARA LISTEN TO YOURSELF
Break his fucking heart, Kara…
Maggie… my baby… fix your love life…
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK GAINT FIGHT!!!!!
(Sanvers is literally the only thing keeping this episode solid for me… that and Mr. Mxyzptlk’s Mon-Ew insults…)
Holy fuck Kara… that’s one hell of a bluff
“Nasty Woman” OMG META FROM THE CAMPAIGN
“Your can’t force someone to love you…” Kara please listen to yourself… you can’t force yourself to like Mon-ew… you shouldn’t feel guilty for not liking him back… you don’t have to recuperate his feelings…
Lyra… who hurt you…
Winn… my baby…
Winn and Lyra is the only canon hetero ship I’ll get behind….
SANVER SANVERS SANVERS SANVERS
MAGGIE YOU EXTRA HO
MAGGIE IN A SUIT
Really, after that???? you cut to HIM????
“You are my kryptonite” Maybe then you should fucking die….
FUCK THIS SHIT IM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW ARE THEY REALLY SHOVING THIS DOWN OUR THROATS??????
IM DONE IM FUCKING DONE
I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN THIS FUCKING SHOW
IM FUCKING DONE
Kara why…. im heartbroken…. I can’t…. im done… im done….
If I may, Schrödinger's Chat was a (not very nice) science (i think) expirement. A cat was put in a box and all the air was taken out, and until the box is open the cat can not be considered either dead or alive. (It is not a very nice idea in my opinion)