From the desk of Alex Turner 

  • me: Hey dad, remember Glee's Uptown Girl? You know, with Curt?
  • dad: Yeah sure!
  • me: It just reached 5 million views on youtube!
  • dad: Wow! And 1000 of those were you, right?
  • me: Yeah.. pretty much.
  • dad: Well it was an awesome number. Terrific dancing.
  • me: aw3iej4eigtdugjü*)