Who takes the longest to get ready in the morning/hogs the bathroom?
Jack: Gavin and Geoff have got a monopoly on the bathroom and we have to plan around when they need to get ready. Jeremy may have third place, but honestly he doesn’t even come close to the other two.
Jeremy: I think the only reason I hold the record for third was because I was re-dying my hair that one time.
Geoff: I’ve gotta do upkeep on the ‘stache, Jack. I keep fuckin’ telling you.
Ryan: It’s the worst when we’re in our safe-houses laying low after a heist, because most of them only have one bathroom. Blood’s already hard enough to come out of clothes when it’s wet, it’s a nightmare when it’s dry.
Ray: Dude, sometimes I just wanna brush my fucking teeth when I wake up – and that’s a normal thing I should be able to do.