Junhao Headcanons

requested by @sassyminghao ♡

oh boy here we go

☾ junhao invented the having a crush on your best friend cliche 

☾ minghao is always stealing junhui’s hoodies/t-shirts, always, all the time, none stop, junhui dies lil inside from softness

☾ anything minghao does junhui is just all “ 😍😍😍 “

☾ clingy junhui is a thing, jun is always touching minghao in one way or another, whether it be holding hands or their legs just brushing together

☾ jun is the ultimate grease bag, minghao could be throwing a rage fit and he’d be in the background smiling like “ awe you’re so cute “

☾ minghao acts really annoyed when junhui is being overly affectionate or flirty but he’s literally dying on the inside (save this tsundere)

☾ jun has definitely made minghao lay under him as he did push ups just so he he’d kiss him when he came down 👀

☾ everyone thinks junhui is the one who gets easily jealous but it’s really minghao

☾ they can and will shamelessly make out in front of their members

☾ neck . kisses . any . time . all . the . time

☾ someone control jun when it comes to leaving hickeys

☾ minghao isn’t extremely vocal with his affection so when he does say things like “ i love you “ or “ you look cute “ , jun’s eyes light up like christmas lights

☾ although, minghao is plenty vocal with mingyu, he’ll keep him up all hours of the night talking about junhui 

☾ jun would brag about how amazing his boyfriend is, can and will stand in the middle of the street screaming “ LOOK HOW CUTE MY BF IS “
minghao gets embarrassed and hits him

☾ gross flirting in mandrian

☾ junhui makes minghao’s tea for him in the morning cos he refuses to get out of bed

☾ i mean, it’s canon that minghao goes to junhui when he’s stressed so queue lots of comfort cuddles and jun whispering cute words of encouragement for him

☾ jun uses the nickname babe any chance he gets

☾ minghao has a non sexual praise kink that jun is more than willing to fulfill 

☾ junhui buys promise rings 

☾ junhui also forces minghao to sit on his lap, not that he’s complaining though

☾ they say i love you like 507 times a day (mostly done by jun)

☾ minghao is always secretly taking photos of jun (canon)

someone please teach junhui to not grab minghao’s ass all the time

bonus , junhao in a nutshell

minghao : ew i hate you

junhui : i love you too 😍

everyone else : what the fuck

bahare-uzuchiha  asked:

Hey sweetie~ This is sns week surprise fairy~ Don't tell anyone but Naruto opened a tumblr blog the other day just he could mess with sasuke, he just made it as soon as he heard saske has one. little did he knew that opening a blog and approaching sasuke without telling him who he was would become the reason many more thing begins to form between them!

Omg thank you!!! The second sns fairy in one day :333

ahahaha this is great, they would totally argue over the smallest things and then one time they agree on something and then they talk every day and Naruto starts falling for Sas but is totally in denial. And then Sasuke confides in Naruto that he is in love with his best friend and Nar dies that day and ascends to heaven.

Then he confesses to Sasuke and hides his blog from him so Sas can’t tease him about that but Sas of course finds out and they fight about it but in the end they are just so damn happy together

And now I’m emotional again

anonymous asked:

What's the gayest moment of your life? 😂

omg maybe for my crush’s birthday when I was in high school, she used to call me her wife so for her birthday I bought her a ring, wrote her a poem (kinda funny but cheesy and definitely gay) and sent her a picture of me holding the ring in the little box like I’m proposing to her (ノ)´∀`(ヾ)

anonymous asked:

Thin Mints are very popular cookies girl scouts sell for fundraising but they only sell them a certain time of year and that is the only time you can find them so people go crazy buying a lot to last a year

That is honestly the best thing I’ve ever heard OMG! I love the thought of people bulk buying Girl Scout cookies like dragons hoarding thin mints aha

namebestkeptsecret  asked:


Yay a fellow Hufflepuff friend!

Anonymous said to incorrecttwicequotes: I still don’t know the story behind why was Dahyun dancing in God’s place, but it’s the best thing ever

I don’t know the context either, but I like to think of it as her making God’s house a fun place for all. 

colorful-lin  asked:

ok so your writing is literally one of the best things on this earth bless your writing ok???you are amazing in everyway and !!! you!!!are!!!important!!! you need a protection squad,, I VOW TO PROTECT YOU AND WHOEVER HURTS YOU I WILL MAKE SURE THEY FEEL PAIN


Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.