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jimin, the local swedish boy ♡

honestly where’s my Beer Snob Bitty content???? like i know he contradicts traditional southern masculinity in a lot of ways but he’s still grown in georgia, u KNOW coach handed him a cold one on his 13th birthday as a welcome to the big boys club. u KNOW he grew up picking coronas out of a trash can full of ice at family barbecues. u KNOW pretty much every social event he went to post-middle-school was a bonfire behind somebody’s house where a bunch of guys backed their trucks up to the fire so u could sit on the tailgates and someone’s older brother got talked into buying a 24-pack of the cheapest thing at the gas station and u burped and threw wooden pallets on the fire till every can was empty. and from what i can tell in canon, he definitely won’t turn down even the shittiest of frat party beer.
when i started this post i thought i’d be talking about craft-beer, $15-6-pack bitty, but it actually makes more sense this way: jack “i don’t drink much” zimmermann, Microbrewery Hipster, despairing over the fact that he cannot get bitty to drink anything fancier than Miller lite Thank U

Okay, so I was poking around in the tag a bit and didn’t find anyone talking about this so I need to point out something that I noticed in the Reclaim your Throne trailer.

No big deal, just the guys chilling in the car while the roof goes down. But wait…

THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL! AN ADORABLE SHORT HAIRED GIRL

WHO ARE YOU? PLEASE TELL ME NOCTIS HAS A QUIRKY LITTLE SISTER

important things we learned about jack zimmermann during the april updates

  • loves to be called pet names
    • sweetheart, honey, handsome
  • needs to clarify that he would probably be really good at curling
  • carried around a massive bottle of gatorade as a frog
  • … passionate
  • figured out how to work skype, somehow
    • picture bitty trying to show him ur welcome
  • subscribed to Bittle Fam Drama Jam 2k15
  • can draw!! but maybe only with crayons??
  • loves eric bittle
  • shows on face