you know what i hate? when white people in this fandom get praise for not having discourse on their blogs. like y’all think it’s hard for them to stay silent? no bish they couldn’t care less. and i especially hate when they reply all like “omgg i know this fandom is so full of negativity!!111!1″ implying that the valid criticism from fans of color is just mindless hate like… congrats on making your blog a safe space for racists Margareth!!!!
honestly where’s my Beer Snob Bitty content???? like i know he contradicts traditional southern masculinity in a lot of ways but he’s still grown in georgia, u KNOW coach handed him a cold one on his 13th birthday as a welcome to the big boys club. u KNOW he grew up picking coronas out of a trash can full of ice at family barbecues. u KNOW pretty much every social event he went to post-middle-school was a bonfire behind somebody’s house where a bunch of guys backed their trucks up to the fire so u could sit on the tailgates and someone’s older brother got talked into buying a 24-pack of the cheapest thing at the gas station and u burped and threw wooden pallets on the fire till every can was empty. and from what i can tell in canon, he definitely won’t turn down even the shittiest of frat party beer.
when i started this post i thought i’d be talking about craft-beer, $15-6-pack bitty, but it actually makes more sense this way: jack “i don’t drink much” zimmermann, Microbrewery Hipster, despairing over the fact that he cannot get bitty to drink anything fancier than Miller lite Thank U
Fun fact: here in Italy Friday the 13th is not a day of bad luck, it’s actually Friday the 17th. The reason is probably that in Roman numbers 17 is written as XVII, which can be shuffled in VIXI (“I lived”, meaning you are dead in the present).
In Italy, 13 is usually a lucky number! Even though, due to Americanization, many young people consider Friday the 13th unlucky as well.
Key word: as well. Because, guess what? Friday the 17th occurs twice in 2017 (on both February and March), and Friday the 13th also occurs twice (on January and October).
Is 2017 an unlucky year, then? No! Even though we get four unlucky days (plus the year itself finishes with 17)