still really want lesbian Love Square, just, yes please. Ladybug being like “stay safe, pretty girl” at Adrienne Agreste while internally SCREAMING at herself and Marinette fucking SWOONING every time Adrienne does another ad wearing some glitzed-to-fuck gown that she would a) kill to wear herself, b) kill to have designed, c) kill to get to take OFF her AHHHHH SHE DIDN’T MEAN TO THINK THAT PART OH GOD ALYA HEEEELP
Alya’s like “omg my precious bb I have no idea why you think I am going to be any help here at ALL but ok let’s go talk to Rose and Juleka, THEY’LL know how to hit on girls”
Rose and Juleka do not know how to hit on girls. Rose is politely confused as to why they think they would? (Juleka is silently dyyyyyyying)
Alya: TO THE INTERNET
literally everyone else: NOT THE INTERNET
Alya: the internet was the wrong choice
ALSO WHO HERE HAS FEELINGS ABOUT CHAT NOIR BEING DELIGHTED TO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO HIT ON GIRLS ALL SHE WANTS?? SHE WILL HIT ON LADYBUG. SHE WILL HIT ON MARINETTE FROM HER CLASS. SHE WOULD PROBABLY HIT ON ALYA TOO BUT NINO ALREADY EXPLAINED THE BRO CODE AND IT SEEMS IMPORTANT??
also if her father asks Nino is definitely her very supportive boyfriend with excellent grades and a promising future in the music industry who does not say “dude” every two words, okay, PLEASE NINO PLEASE GO ALONG WITH THIS FOR ME, SIS CODE ME HERE