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                            So I’ll watch your life in pictures like
                                 I used to watch you sleep.
                                 And I feel you forget me like
                                 I used to feel you breathe.

SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION OF THE DRESS

ok guys so i have some scientific pr00f about what color you seeing the dress as means about you.
if you see da dress black (and blue) then that means u r a reel goff.
the science part is black is goffic color so black=goff.
i even have a reel quote from a famous literature:

“We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THATS IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
"Da real goffs?” me and B’Loody Mary asked.
"Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man!”
—My Immortal, Chapter 16


and if u see da dress as white and gold you are a PREP or a POSER!1 ew!1
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Basic Male Cosplay Makeup Tutorial!

aka:  Alex rambles on for 24 minutes about cosplay, binders, wig caps, contacts and makeup with the goal of being at least somewhat helpful?

I had a few requests asking how I did my male makeup for cosplay so here you go!  Apologies for the length, I go into a bit more than just the makeup so it ended up longer than I planned.  Also, I said it ten times in the video and I’m going to say it again here; cosplay makeup is very character and face specific.  This is what I’ve found works for me personally but I both recommend and encourage looking at other tutorials to see what works best for you!

Things I mentioned: 

Other helpful resources:

  • Male vs. Female Contouring Guide
  • This video does an excellent job of showing where and how to EXACTLY contour for a masculine face.
  • For those who want a more dramatic eye try here and here.
  • This is mainly a female makeup tutorial but it’s a really great one and can be applied to male makeup as well so check it out!
  • How to property put on a wig cap/wig.
  • I forgot to mention; use concealer to cover up under eye shadows or dark spots before applying foundation.  Also a good nude lipstick can go a long way in making your lips look more masculine!
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Sweetheart, I once a performed an emergency C-section on a pregnant Gorn. Octuplets. Let me tell you, those little bastards bite. I think I can work some magic on your missile.

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