omg-hes-got-jokes

This week on The Bright Sessions:

“it was a disaster, an unmitigated disaster, to borrow a phrase from my former best friend”

“he ran away, he literally ran away, like it would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking tragic

“i wasn’t expecting a parade or anything”

“people find superpowers hot, right? and what i can do is sort of a superpower!”

“he’s never mean. at least not to me”