omg-can't-deal

"OH MY GODDDD DAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? This. This is why I never invite anyone over.”

"I just want to be involved in your life, Legolas! Stop pushing me away!"

"Holy shit, did you tell the guys at the archery range that I’m fond of them too?”

"You are fond of them!”

"I’M FOND OF LEMBAS, ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A DADCHAT WITH MY LUNCH?"

"DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OF CARBS!"

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