omg yes can we have this

anonymous asked:

omg this post that you wrote about "not having to think about a man" everytime you listen to album is exactly what i been thinking since it came out. i was so sick of those "omg they are so in love, hes making her happyyyy" posts under every lyric and comment. bless you for noticing it as well. can we please like separate her music from private life, thank

yes!!! like i literally got yelled at for relating gorgeous to bisexuality when it came out and i was just like, i’m sorry but i personally am not in love with joe alwyn so i’m not going to make this song about him? i’m not going to make any of her songs about him?

“can we please separate her music from private life” - it’s like everyone forgot this was a thing she wrote:

anonymous asked:

Not really a question but I wanted to remain anon :) I was thinking about BTS going on the Ellen show. Ellen would bring up Justin Beiber or Troye Sivan (or both lol) then Jungkook would go on a mini rant with the members chiming in not knowing that they were being snuck up on and boom! It's Beiber (or Troye) then freak out, pass out, then duet. I CAN IMAGINE IT ALREADY!!1! p.s. thank you for your translations etc :>

You imagine it that way? Let me tell you how I imagine it 

  • RM: 1, 2 Hello we are BTS!!
  • The crowd: 99.9% ARMYs (don’t ask how) *FANCHANT*
  • ELLEN: *Shook* 
  • ELLEN: I heard you guys are taking over the world and you are the first kpop group to ever win a Billboard award
  • RM: *making that proud face* Yeah it was like a billion people who voted it was amazing we feel *making that I am so touched smile* so grateful to ARMYs
  • The crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *some are even crying because Namjoon cut the onions* 
  • -meanwhile-
  • V: *out of the blue* WE LOVE ELLEN 
  • ELLEN: Wow it has been so many seasons and no one ever screamed my name!
  • SUGA: *facepalm*
  • JIMIN: *If I stay frozen they will not ask me questions*
  • ELLEN: So I heard you like Justin Bieber 
  • RM: yes especially Jungkook. *turns to Jungkook* sing them something
  • JUNGKOOK: what can I sing?
  • JHOPE: I got you. PACITO PACITO ddshvhdsh CITO
  • The Crowd: *laughing and applauding but internally cringing and dying*
  • ELLEN: Sorry?
  • V: I appreciate ME! 
  • ELLEN: Euh
  • JIMIN: *So proud of V*
  • ELLEN: So we have a surprise for you guys * Justin Bieber enters*
  • JUNGKOOK: OPPA?!!!! *faints*
  • JIN: I got this!
  • SUGA: What are you gonna do?
  • JIN: Kiss him duh! Come here sleeping beauty
  • ELLEN: OMG! He faints often?
  • JIMIN: Yes when he sees my-
  • RM: *shuts Jimin’s mouth* NO! IT’S THE FIRST TIME

-to be continued-

To conclude: It will be a mess!

Some things I need to talk about @ the first three chapters of The Ship of the Dead

 First of all can I say iT’S ALL SO PERFECT??? OMG??? LIKE

- Percy and Magnus’s lowkey like rivalry (kind of)??? Their interactions are just so G O L D E N you know?? Like Percy getting annoyed w/ Magnus and vice versa ahh I love it already <3 aLSO CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT PERCY IN GENERAL


- Percy trying to be serious when teaching Magnus how to like dive

- wait magnus got chomped by a shark

- ….poor mango baby already needs a break smh

- aLEX FREAKING FIERRO THO. SUPPORTING MAGNUS. AND THEY’RE TOTALLY BROS LIKE?? Omg I’m going to be honest,, even though I shipped fierrochase I wasn’t like freaking out about it becoming canon (even though I knew that would be super cute) bUT NOW GUYS,, OMGGG THEY NEED TO HAVE MORE MOMENTS KJDFNDJSKFBSDJFBSDFKLJSIL also Alex’s Latino //sobs// #LatinoPride yES BUT WHY ARE WE JUST NOW FIGURING THIS OUT RICK LIKE ALEX CAN SPEAK SPANISH jhsdbjhsdbfjsdbhjVHGJ THANK YOU JESUS


- also I was SHOOKETH SM WHENEVER THEY BROUGHT UP PERCY’S SISTER I WAS LIKE JKBDJHBSDJFS OMG REALLY???? AHHHH (idk if it was mentioned in toa,, if so,, i wouldnt have know because i haven’t read it ;-;)

- I still believe in the Bianca-got-reincarnated-as-Percy’s-sister headcanon wholeheartedly like i need more Estelle ish in future Riordan books (but pls Rick don’t frick up her life too)

- Annabeth calling Magnus “cuz” saved my life tbh



- guess jacktide is canon now lmao gods why this became kind of canon but not blitzstone yet,, smh you’re letting me down ricky boi no blitzstone is basically cnaon fight me

- Alex called Percy Seaweed Brain. Hell yes, I need more

- Magnus freaking thinking about Annabeth’s future with Percy and knowing he’d be guilty for it ending due to Ragnarok is FREAKING BEAUTIFUL AND SAD OMG??

- so many unexpected feels from these small chapters, my gods


- jack you can’t flirt just stop


- Alex is happy,, repeat, , Alex seems so happy and chill <3 we are blessed

- speaking of which my poor sunshine child mango is like angsty af

- Percy mentioned Magnus should train w/ his team in order to prepare for all the hell they’re about to go to and we see no team bonding exercises like,, how much does a girl have to pay to see the Empty Cup Fam together learning about fighting/teamwork ish with Percy our lord and savior??? i just want to see Voltron level team bonding ok

- “want to come with me to a creepy mansion and look through a dead guy’s stuff?”

“i thought you’d never ask”

guys fierrochase is canon and you can fight me,, also nice pickup line mango you’re worse than Jack

- “fabulously unique” yOU SLAY ALEX!!!! (also Alex’s outfit in this was just yEAS)

- I’m scared to se Randolph tbh,, if he even shows up (which ik he will screw Helheim)

- aw alex and magnus being such adorable book nerds i CANT

- dsjhdfshsdhsdfbuhsdfuhsdhsdhuBHJSDFBJHSDFBJHSDFBHSDFFDF WHY WOLVES????????? smfh brUHH

- also what WAS with that rune/dead wolf in the beginning?? im shook,, hearth save ur son get your rune magic ish in this 

- where the hell are blitz and hearth because they weren’t even in the preview tf rick they better be somewhere peaceful away from all this shit

anonymous asked:

So how do we know that the banquet scene that Victor actually fell for Yuri there at that point? Because yeah his eyes sparkled but I thought that was down to him having an epiphany like "omg yes that's a great idea! I can coach for a year!" What do you think??🤔

While I don’t think Victor could have possibly fallen in love with someone he didn’t know, I do think he was swept off his feet by Yuuri at the banquet.

Look how much fun Victor’s having in that picture!

And yeah … I’m still not over these two dorks doing the bull/matador thing with each other. 

Note that Yuuri is still dressed in these pictures, which means that he didn’t ask Victor to be his coach until after they danced together. (Later, he wasn’t wearing pants and his tie relocated to a much nerdier place.)

I think at the banquet, Victor sees something exciting and new in Yuuri.

It’s not love, but it’s a spark of attraction. I think it’s obvious from Victor’s behavior at the beginning of Season 1 that he developed quite a crush on Yuuri at the banquet.

Victor is easy to misinterpret as a touchy-feely person because of how he behaves with Yuuri. But go back and watch him in Season 1. Victor only touches and flirts with Yuuri. If Victor touches anyone else (like Yakov or Yurio), it’s more friendly. The way you would act with family. Mostly, he keeps his hands to himself.

But not with Yuuri. Victor’s behavior sets him apart as a romantic interest from the beginning.

So while the idea of becoming a coach might have contributed to the sparkle in Victor’s eyes at the banquet, I do think there was also some romantic attraction happening as well.

Day #36

Really feeling myself today….
George & I actually started a new routine.
We woke up together at 4:30 am, George did some crunches and push ups, I shaved and put just a touch of make up on (Mascara & lip gloss) We decided that even though we have to get up early, its worth taking the time to do the things you need to do to feel good, look good and be healthy. We also go to bed at like 9 pm so we do actually sleep, hahaha.

My boobies hurt like omg, wow.
I can not stop hitting them, and aparenlty I have a habbit of holding things under my arm up against my chest, well… I keep squeezing my bood and huuuuurrrttttssss. Okay ya’ll know my boobs hurt by now.

It is gradual, but each day I am feeling more and more motivated. I have noiced subtle changes in my skin, but also my hair growth is getting slower (yes, omg, yes!) so shaving is becoming less of a curse. The exfoliation is REAL! It is the best feeling though, showering and scrubbing all the dead skin away, and when you get out, underneath was this soft glowing skin… bliss!

Well that is it for today! I started off slow with these HRT selfies due to kidney stones 2017, but I am gradually working it more and more into my daily routine!


imagine hoseok as your dance instructor.

Originally posted by sugutie

  • most popular dance teacher at the studio.
  • teaches hiphop and street dance to all ages.
  • also leads a dance crew.
  • often drops in on other classes just to generally spread cheer and shout encouragement.
  • because imagine hobi doing ballet with toddlers in his hiphop gear.
  • or dancing waltz with seniors in his sneakers.
  • he lights up the room always, everyone loves him he’s so much fun.
  • he’s pretty good at literally all the dances too he’s just amazing.
  • sadly you’re not in any of his classes, but you’ve seen him around.
  • he’s dropped in on your zumba class twice maybe and he’s magnificent, he learns the choreo so fast and completely outshines everyone even the instructor like it’s not the least bit fair to anyone he’s so good.
  • so naturally, when your instructor calls in sick, he’s asked to step in and lead you in zumba.
  • and like, he doesn’t even hesitate.
  • sure, he doesn’t know the first thing about zumba and he doesn’t know the choreo and the class is in ten minutes but he’s down.
  • and when he’s watched the choreo video a few times he’s ready to go.
  • you might expect him to be a little awkward but nope
  • if anyone had any doubts, j-hope erases them all within the first few minutes.
  • he’s not entirely confident in the choreo, so he just freestyles some parts and encourages you all to just feel the music and go with it if you fall out of step.
  • and honestly you’ve been so motivated to give it your all, and never have you felt so free to move, and never have you had so much fun dancing.
  • he even dances around the room and with you all individually.
  • and you might get all flustered and trip over yourself a little before he gets to you but you know hobi, he’s all smiles and positivity and encouragement and you don’t feel the least bit embarrassed.
  • and when he announces class is over you’re all like what??? no :(
  • because it only felt like five minutes and you never wanted it to end.
  • and yeah you’re exhausted but you could still go on for hours and how ?? is he so ?? handsome ?? all sweaty and out of breath he still glows like a damn ray of sunshine you just wanna bask in his warmth for all eternity amirite
  • someone asks if he can be your instructor forever and he’s like haha sorry you’ll just have to take my classes.
  • and someone else heard he had a competition coming up and he’s like “yeah !!!!! please attend it’s gonna be so much fun and maybe we’ll even win idk but we go out for chicken afterwards you should all come!”
  • and somehow they wrestle him into giving you a preview and ohhh boy does he.
  • holy hell you’ve never seen someone move like that up close and if you weren’t already so breathless he’d have taken your breath away for sure.
  • ur like ???? to hell with zumba i wanna do that!!!
  • and you have to talk to this sunshine he’s so lovely you just gravitate towards him and as people start to leave you’re like “how??? do you do that.”
  • “what.”
  • “that thing when you’re like bam and it’s like dak
  • “ohhh the popping?”
  • “yes omg can you show me”
  • and he does and you don’t really get it on the first twelve tries but he’s so helpful and encouraging you’re like wow! i need this person in my life.
  • so next week, guess who shows up at his hiphop beginners class? it you.
  • and he’s so happy to see you he’s like hEY we have a new person
  • and of course you’re not the only one there’s like three other people from your zumba class attending and one of them is like welp yeah i guess we fell for your charms aha
  • and he blUSHES and goes all giggly but then glances over at you kinda sneakily to check your reaction and you’re like gULP
  • your eyes meet for just a split second and you could swear the whole world stopped turning because the moment felt infinite.
  • and then it’s over and you realise you have a big stupid crush on your dance teacher.
  • so you turn up to support him at their competition and of course they win but when you go to congratulate him you end up getting kinda squished together in a group hug.
  • you’re both out of breath and it’s intimate and a little awkward, but afterwards when you’re let go and you’re still trying hard not to think about how he feels so nice so close to you, how you could just about feel his heartbeat against you, how incredibly good he smells, how warm and firm he felt, how–
  • ok anyway he smiles sheepishly and apologises for his friends, wondering if you’re okay.
  • honestly he’s so sweet it melts your heart.
  • after that tbh you two are always making eyes at each other and it’s so painfully obvious to everyone they’re just waiting for it to dawn on you two.
  • people are always dropping hints like when you’re chatting with hobi before class and someone walks by like “oohhhhh hope i’m not interrupting somethiiiiing”
  • or when you stay after class to ask about a particular move and jimin and taehyung are up against the glass making kissy faces at him when you’re not looking.
  • eventually you just end up having dinner together after class and you don’t even know who asked who to dinner, it just happened.
  • and you’re both so eager to spend time with one another that before either of you knows it it’s become A Thing and i guess ?? you’re sort of ?? seeing each other ????
  • you just hadn’t realised it until you discover everyone thinks you’re finally together oops
  • and you’re lowkey hella excited and kinda nervous when you confront hobi with this like “omg did you know ???? people think we’re a couple lol hilarious”
  • and he’s like “yeah,,,,,,,,listen,,,,,,,,, i kinda just ran with it.”
  • turns out he knew for like two weeks and he didn’t know what to say or do about it.
  • and you’re like “wait, are we dating?? but we,,, haven’t even,,,, kissed??”
  • and he mumbles something about “well,,,yanno,,,,if you wanna,,,”
  • but you both get shy and can’t even look at each other it’s v cute.
  • and next time you stay after class yoongi comes to fetch hobi because he promised to help with something.
  • and yoongi bursts in like “okok enough of that we gotta go.”
  • hobi’s like “ok wait we were just gonna–”
  • “i said enough just kiss them already we gotta go!”
  • you and hoseok just look at each other kinda wide eyed and then he does, hobi kisses you and it’s quick and soft and perfect, and then yoongi drags him away.
  • and then hoseok comes running back for another kiss.
  • and another.
  • and a total of four probably until yoongi recruits jungkook to carry hobi the hell out of there.
  • anyway, nsfw under the cut.

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Submitted by @themadmiz: I thought I'de share this since you’ve been smayloring hard today :p which is always good on my dash <3

anonymous asked:

"BTS cannot completely change the world but we can make it a bit better with the younger generation who loves us." -RM ❤ OMG. Have you heard of their #ENDviolence campaign? Idk how this is exactly explained through astrology but here are our boys starting a welcome change to the world. I love them so much.

yes i’ve seen! and it’s so, so amazing what they’re doing. bts has always been That™ group but this campaign has really cemented their status at the top. i’m unbelievably proud of our boys, changing the world 🤧🌟

so i looked into the chart of their group and it’s…it’s amazing honestly. i’m a bit speechless. bts has always been a socially conscious group since debut, using their platform as a voice for the youth and our struggles, and their placements reflect that. it also reflects how they beat the odds and rose to global fame (note: i set the time to noon to get an overall look at their houses)

their chart is chock full of rare planetary aspects: 2 grand trines, a multi planet t-square, and even a WOW! no wonder their relatively short career has been so eventful. most important to me is that yod (i plan on doing a longer post on planetary aspects later so sorry if all this is a bit confusing)

yods are extremely rare. they’re often called the “finger of god” as they point to one planet and channel immense energy into it. they’re common in the chart of “blessed” individuals (for example: albert einstein, princess diana, and pablo picasso all had yods) people who are put on this planet with a specific purpose and are destined to fulfill it no matter what. often their mission involves changing the lives of others. this is especially true for bts. their yod involves their moon in the 11th sextile mars in the 9th, and points to pluto in 4th house. the 4th house deals with childhood. they want to transform (pluto) the lives of struggling children, through connecting with them on an emotional level, providing them comfort through music (leo moon in the 11th) and taking action (mars in the 9th) to help them. see how this points to their UNICEF campaign? it all connects like pieces to a puzzle

speaking more of their charity work and socially conscious efforts, neptune is in their 6th house. this is an indicator of someone (or a group) whose career deals with helping others, being compassionate, charity work. also their mars in the 9th house, they’re extremely outspoken about their beliefs and values and work tirelessly to spread their message.

Inside the head of a multiple
  • Me: goes to store to buy pens…
  • Inside: OOOH PINK!! We need other colors too. Why did we come to Staples again? Pens. Why pens? We have journals now so we need pens to write with. Can I have my own color? Me too!? Yeah sure. We do NOT need to spend that much money! Yeah I agree… but those are good quality. OMG PASTEL!! I don't like pastel. SMELLY PENS!! No… pwease? Let's get back on track; different colored pens for our jour… NOTEBOOKS! No! Pens! Omg why is everyone talking at once……… bc we can? Fair point. Okay here's two choices everyone, let's vote. It's split down the middle? Fuck. Okay I'm just picking this one. No! Yes! Fine…

anonymous asked:

Idk if you're still accepting props... But Yuuri jokingly talks about making KatsuDAMN merchandise on Twitter but everyone is actually all on board for it and Yuuri regrets everything


Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I am thinking of making some merchandise

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I’m going to call it KatsuDAMN

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Sweatpants with ‘KatsuDAMN’ across the butt

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
I’D BUY IT ALL #KatsuDAMNmerch

Y.Katsuki Fanboy @katsuki_yuuri_no1fan
Sweatpants? Booty shorts? Crop tops? Sign me up! #KatsuDAMNmerch

Minami No.1 Fan @no1chickenfan

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

MayMay @MayMayBee
What will your size ranges be? Will you have plus sizes? #KatsuDAMNmerch

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
I will try to have a large range of sizes, including plus sizes! #KatsuDAMNmerch

Twincest @Crispinofan69
Can we see @v-nikiforov glorious backside modeling the sweat pants and booty shorts? #KatsuDAMNmerch

victor’s peasant @steponmevictor

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Who let me drink last night?

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
You are still gonna make it, right @yuurikatsuki?

Kenjirou Minami @Ken_Minami
Because I would really like some pastel blue sweat pants with KatsuDAMN on the butt @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
You seriously want KatsuDAMN merchandise??? @Ken_Minami

Y.Katsuki Fanboy @katsuki_yuuri_no1fan
I would sell a limb for #KatsuDAMNmerch

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
I’d buy a crop top or two #KatsuDAMNmerch

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Booty shorts all the way! And in pastel pink! #KatsuDAMNmerch

Prince of Lights @Lightin-the-way
Please make #KatsuDAMNmerch

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
Relax everyone! I ensure you that #KatsuDAMNmerch will be available in due time -wink emoji-

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
And so will my backside in branded booty shorts #KatsuDAMNmerch -wink emoji-

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
Probably created one of best-selling merch brands in the world @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
And you haven’t even created a piece yet @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I am so proud of you @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I also want to volunteer to model @yuurikatsuki #KatsuDAMNmerch

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War


Originally posted by tt-aeils

bear with me please this is my first bullet point fic and my first fanfic since like 7th grade?? mlp was a dark stage

-okay so you aren’t tumblr famous really but you do have a few hundred followers on tumblr and you put time and effort in your theme and stuff, like ur blog is classy but trashy,,

-you pretty much use Tumblr daily and you are a bts blogger and post gifs that you make for bts and a few headcanons

-so one day in math class you get like 30 notifications that someone liked and reblogged your gifs

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To avoid spamming the dashboard I have compiled the Inbox ASKs and answer them together in this post (‘∀’●)❤ ( A few questions are repeated, so I have combined them as one.)  Questions that are not listed here, the answer will be revealed in future comics 👍

Again, thank you so so much for the interest, encouragement and support❤

♛18.06. Update: Sorry for the late reply, I have compiles some more anon asks under the “Read more.” :) Again thank you for the questions!
♛So Sorry Guys. Link fixed

✒ Is the Fox personal bodyguard a male or female?

The Fox is a lady…? To be honest, I didn’t have a gender in mind when I design the fox, so feel free to interpret it anyway you like :)

Will we be seeing any more new faces in the animal court?

There will be other minor characters, such as other soldiers, maids, butlers, gardeners and royal members. And of course the King and Queen of the Goose and Swan kingdom. However majority of the story will still focus on the core 7 below.

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imagine Elsa with untied hair in Frozen 2.  just   i m a g i n e   h e r   h a i r 

untied, free, long, floating in the fresh air, a bit curly, even stylized at some ends, beautiful gorgeous platinum blond hair.


when Moana’s magnificent glorious hair looked this high definition in 2016

now picture it in 2019

3 years better

i’m going to die. Anna’s hair is going to be so gorgeous too omg.

bts fic rec! (just 24 fics)

Hi. I’m alive, apparently.

Gay* fic rec.

I’ve been having these marathons every week where I just collect as much fanfics as I can. The result? Folders full of bookmarks. Like, not the AO3 bookmarks, but I made actual Chrome folders with bookmarks and… you get the point.

This is unnecessary, but if you’re a beginner in the bts-fanfic-world, I think this list might help you?

These are strongly recommended fics from me. Various ships. All gay, obviously… all on AO3. Most of these, you probably know.

I don’t own any of them! I just think they’re wonderful…

If any of you need more fic recs (I take any ship, I haven’t done all ships but I have some for underrated ships, so), just go on and send me an ask, I guess. And if you’ve read all of these, go send me an ask if you’d like. (I got tons of Namjin) 

I also rec sin, though my folder for sin isn’t very organized so it’ll take a while.

If you want a small (very small) list of sad fics, just ask.

Okay, here it is!

[M] Beta Tau Sigma by bazooka
pairing: namjin (college/university au, frat au)
summary: A collection of events occurring within (and without) the walls of the Beta Tau Sigma fraternity house. At Beta Tau Sigma, there are only a few rules:
1) have a declared major in the College of Music;
2) keep your GPA above a 3.4;
3) don’t let Taehyung into the liquor cabinet;
4) don’t fuck up with Kim Seokjin.
The rest is all fine print.
me: i cried when it finished. need i say more? fucking amazing. love it. cry with me.

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EXO Reaction when they go to their GF's house and find a bra tossed there

This was requested by @suechii-acrux Thank you! Xo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


*Always acts like a child* “So this is a braaaaa!! Omg it’s so cuteeeee! I want to touch! Can I touch?”


“I see that you prepared yourself before I arrived hmm… this is definitely my style” *Naughty boy*


*A little embarrassed* “Jagi I think you left your…. boob holders there… kekekeke do you want me to take it to your room? kekekekeke”


*Trying to act as normal as possible* “This is not because of the bra… I just wanted to see the floor…”


“What is this? Feels soft.. omg it’s a bra what do I do? She’s gonna think I was in her drawers…. I swear I’m not a perv!” *Panicking so hard*


“So… you aren’t wearing anything under the shirt? Hmm… there’s so many thing we can do so you don’t feel… cold” *Naughty Minnie”


*So embarrassed this boy* “How do  I unsee this? I wanted to keep an innocent image of your bras… now I have seen you use lace… I’m definitely dreaming about this tonight”


*When he tries to pretend he just didn’t take the bra and put it away on his bag*


“Oh jagi I found your bra on the floor, I placed it where the laundry goes. Or do you want to use it today? I’ll bring it back” *So used to it by now*


*Trying to be cool with it, as if the bra wasn’t there, watching him. Yes, watching him* “Why… does it feel like I’m being observed by the bra…. this is making me anxious…. maybe I should run” *So pure*


“So…. should I take my underwear off too? Just so we are the same? Yes?” *Never loses an opportunity*



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anonymous asked:

I really need to know what harry would do if u were really horny but on ur period would he let u ride his thigh omg

First of all, can we have a toast for thigh riding, the greatest invention of all time?

Secondly, yes he would. He wants to make you feel good. He would want you to ride his thigh, even though you might be slightly against it at first.

You roll your hips against his skin, your clit rubbing against him. You rest your body on him as he’s sitting back on the sofa. He works his hand up and down his shaft slowly as his eyes are locked on you, the way your head is fallen back and your eyes closed. His hand rests on your hip and he has a firm grip.

“That’s it, love. Ride m’ thigh like yeh would m’ cock” he groans out, biting his lips. You’re breathing quickly, almost panting. You grab Harry’s hand from your hip and put it on your clit, whimpering for him to start rubbing you.

“No,” he starts off sternly, “yeh are gonna get off from just m’ thigh. Show m’ how yeh do it”. Harry starts bouncing his leg, giving you more pleasure. You grab his shoulders and nuzzle your face in the crook of his neck, making you moan against his skin. 

“C’mon, love, show m’ how pretty yeh are when yeh cum”

April Fool’s DLC SUFFERING Ending Guide Part 2

So I’m still shook over one of the normal (read: SUFFERING) endings I finally unlocked from the Mystic Messenger April Fool’s DLC. Here is my guide of what I USED which unlocked the ending. This guide is part 2!

Following this should give you the unlock the chats “Epiphany” and “The world for you and me” after the game branch.

Also: Spoilers! I’m placing this guide under the cut.

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Imagine the pack ignoring you in order to protect you from the super natural yet you find out.
“wait-so… you guys have like fangs and claws? OMG DO YOU HAVE SUPER SPEED”
“Yes Y/N we do but been supernatural isn’t a toy” Derek said practically lecturing you.
“yeah of course” you said nodding your head. “OMG CAN YOU READ MY MIND!”

Day6; call me, beep me (if you wanna reach me)


wonking: YALL

wonking: YALL THIS IS AN S.O.S

aka the obligatory chatfic I wrote in a fit of sleep deprivation featuring a pining Wonpil, a very desperate Jae, lots of Brian exposure and one very confused Dowoon who still thinks xD is for the cool kids.

read it on ao3 (where the formatting it’s better)

sweg squad


wonking: YALL

wonking: YALL THIS IS AN S.O.S

wonking: where you hoes at
wonking: i see yall lurking in the chat square up im in need

godwoon: what happened hyung
godwoon: are u ok??

wonking: no my sweet child i am not
wonking: i dont think ill ever be ok again

godwoon: hyung did u eat one of jackson hyungs brownies again??
godwoon: do you need me to come get u?

wonking: that happened once ok
wonking: ONCE
wonking: also im not high dowoon
wonking: im in love

bribri: not this again
bribri: you ‘fall in love’ every week

wonking: this times for real tho

bribri: that’s what you said last time

wonking: i swear im not lying

bribri: that’s what you said last time too
bribri: and then you forgot all about it and went chasing after that lifeguard instead

wonking: don’t judge me u hypocrite i saw u ogling him too

bribri: lies

godwoon: brian hyung you asked me to choke you so he would come and try to save you

bribri: that’s youngk hyung to you you little snitch

jaethebae: wtf happened wat did i miss

bribri: you can literally scroll up and read you know
bribri: you have eyes
bribri: and glasses

jaethebae: too much work
jaethebae: im a busy man make me a recount

bribri: all you do is lay in your couch and binge watch the office you slob

jaethebae: like i said
jaethebae: a very busy man

godwoon: wonpil hyung got a new crush

jaethebae: so nothing new then

wonking: guitar guys my soulmate i can feel it in my tummy

godwoon: are u sure thats not the brownies hyung


bribri: guitar guy???
bribri: do you even know his name?

wonking: … no
wonking: *not yet
wonking: im working on it

jaethebae: so ur stalking the poor guy

wonking: im gathering information
wonking: sneakily

godwoon: *cough* stalking *cough*

jaethebae: u are hiding in your sweater n staring at him all creepy like arent u

wonking: do u wanna go hyung
wonking: do i have to remind u of all that time u spend going over brian hyungs insta feed
wonking: do i hyung

godwoon: hahahaHAHAHAHAaha
godwoon: i smell roasted chicken

jaethebae: so guitar guy
jaethebae: you were saying

wonking: thats right
wonking: so there i was
wonking: making my peaceful way through hongdae

bribri: no wait hold up
bribri: can we go back to the instagram thing please :)

wonking: too late we’re back to me now

bribri: we’re always talking about your love life tho
bribri: cmon spill the tea on jae

jaethebae: u bring that out wonpil and and i show them all my receipts on you

wonking: AS I WAS SAYING
wonking: i was walking down hongdae to that little cafe where the cute barista works at when i turned a corner and there he was
wonking: the most beautiful human being i have ever seen
wonking: slowly strumming a guitar as he crooned his low voice to the sweet, sweet sounds of maroon 5

godwoon: that use of the comma tho lol

wonking: hush im speaking
wonking: and i felt it instantly
wonking: the connection
wonking: the energy
wonking: the love

jaethebae: fuck off i have class in an hour
jaethebae: i cant deal with this shit again

jaethebae left the group chat
wonking added jaethebae to the group chat


wonking: no running away u asshole

wonking: i dealt with your pinning now you deal with mine

jaethebae changed wonking’s name to ‘wonpining


wonpining: u know wat idc

wonpining: i accept my fate

wonpining: yall would pine too if you had seen those arms

wonpining: bOI THEM ARMS

godwoon: hyung please

bribri: yes wonpil please keep it in your pants
bribri: we have an innocent child here

wonpining: innocent my ass
wonpining: you havent seen his laptop

godwoon: hyuNG PLEASE

wonpining: anyways
wonpining: back to my adonis

bribri: stop for a second
bribri: you say he’s cute but I want proof

wonpining: back off bitch i called dibs
wonpining: i saw him first hes mine
wonpining: ur stuck with chicken face over there

jaethebae: should i feel offended

bribri: for the last time me and jaehyung are not dating

wonpining: tell that to jaehyung hyung

godwoon: savage

wonpining: thks i try
wonpining: ANYWAYS
wonpining: so im like trying to see if i can approach him
wonpining: maybe saunter up all smooth and suave like

jaethebae: do u even know what suave means

wonpining: yes
wonpining: no thks to you tho
wonpining: but hes all focused on his music completely inmersed

jaethebae: wow inmersed such a big word
jaethebae: didnt know you could use them

bribri: its *immersed you both idiots

godwoon: bawhahahahahaha jae hyung you roasted ursefl this time
godwoon: lame xD

jaethebae: remember who u room with brat
jaethebae: whos gonna tuck u in at night huh
jaethebae: who

godwoon: im not a child hyung cmon

jaethebae: stop using xd and we’ll talk then

godwoon: its ironic tho
godwoon: xD

jaethebae changed godwoon’s name to ‘bbyxD


bbyxD: low hyung
bbyxD: very low ):

jaethebae: shut up brat
jaethebae: the adults r talking

wonpining: can i continue

bribri: please
bribri: im kinda invested in this now

wonpining: and he looks soooo cute all focused on the music
wonpining: his lil nose all scrunched up and tongue between his teeth
wonpining: (lowkey wishing those were MY teeth tbh lol)

jaethebae: omg how thirsty can u get

bribri: if thats your definition of lowkey
bribri: then I dont wanna know what highkey is

wonpining: like u have any right to kinkshame me u hypocrite

bribri: what are you talking about

jaethebae: yes wonpil what exactly are you talking about

bbyxD: jae hyung ur desperate is showing xD

jaethebae: shut up dowoon let wonpil talk

wonpining: wait no i actually wanna live
wonpining: i still havent gotten my date with guitar guy yet

bribri: go ahead wonpil
bribri: I dont have anything to hide

wonpining: HA what bullshit
wonpining: im talking just because of that blatant lie
wonpining: like
wonpining: we share a dorm
wonpining: theres barely a wall between our rooms
wonpining: i can hear everything
wonpining: EVERYTHING
wonpining: sometimes i wonder how i can ever be the same

jaethebae: stop being a drama queen and spill already

wonpining: ok so like
wonpining: one night i was trying to study
wonpining: keyword being trying cause hyung here had invited over some company if you know what i mean

jaethebae: we get it
jaethebae: just get to the point

wonpining: have patience im getting there
wonpining: so like i go over to his room to tell them to keep it down cause its like 1 in the morning and i had an exam tomorrow morning
wonpining: and i hear it
wonpining: clear as day


wonpining: ok ok but like
wonpining: dowoonie close ur eyes for a sec will u

bbyxD: what why

wonpining: bc ik how much you love brian hyung and you wont be able to see him the same way again after this
wonpining: trust me ik i couldnt

bribri: wait
bribri: I remember now
bribri: wonpil please dont
bribri: please ill do anything

wonpining: oh youll do anything?
wonpining: really
wonpining: really … daddy

jaethebae: omg
jaethebae: no way
jaethebae: NO FUCKING WAY

wonpining: yes fuckign way
wonpining: i heard it with my own two ears
wonpining: screamed to the heavens by whoever brian had over that night
wonpining: who i still suspect was the lifeguard btw

bribri left the group chat
wonpining added bribri to the group chat
wonpining changed bribri’s name to ‘daddykang


daddykang: I hate you all so much

wonpining: sure you do daddy
wonpining: sure you do

bbyxD: guys i dont get it
bbyxD: jae hyung just came running through the living room
bbyxD: he keeps screaming
bbyxD: whats so funny

wonpining: lol i think i broke him
wonpining: but seriously tho
wonpining: guitar guy
wonpining: cutest thing ever istg

daddykang: so we’re back to you now?

wonpining: well if you wanna keep talking about your kinky ass then please by all means
wonpining: go ahead

daddykang: guitar guy is good thanks

wonpining: good?
wonpining: guitar guys fucking FINE
wonpining: 11/10 would bang

jaethebae: dont act like u actually have a chance
jaethebae: u dont even know his name

wonpining: baby steps
wonpining: also
wonpining: youve known brian hyung for how long again

jaethebae: that has nothing to do with this

wonpining: sure it doesnt
wonpining: just sit there and listen hyung
wonpining: be a good boy for daddy

daddykang: wonpil i swear to god

bbyxD: i still dont understand tho

wonpining: wait omg i think guitar guy is leaving
wonpining: fuck
wonpining: give me a sec imma snap a pic real quick

daddykang: this is gonna end bad


daddykang: called it

jaethebae: what did u do now u idiot

wonpining: HE SAW ME
wonpining: OH GOD

godwoon: lol hahahAHAHAHA

wonpining: WHAT DO I DO???!!!!
wonpining: WHAT DO I DO

bbyxD: hyung whatever you do
bbyxD: just don’t run away

wonpining: TOO LATE

this mess goes out to both @noa-noa-noa for enabling me and to @6ungjin for opening up my eyes to the glory that is sungpil. The next part should come out soon I think, cause this was fun to write (hopefully half as fun to read as well). 

Puppy Love - Part 2

Pairing: neighbor!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,371

Summary: The reader’s dog wanders off and she finds him hanging out inside of an Impala that belongs to her gorgeous new neighbor.

Part 1

“What do you do for work?” Dean asks before taking a big bite of his hot dog.

“I’m an event planner.” You say with a smile.

“That sounds fun.”

“What about you?” You wonder with a mouth full of corn on the cob. Real attractive.

“I’m a cop.”

No fucking way. You didn’t think he could get any hotter but now you’re picturing him in his uniform.

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