What the actual hell?!?? JIN IS BLONDE AND NAMJOON JUST…. NAMJIN!!!! YOONGI WTH AND JUNGKOOK EXCUSE ME? NO DONT DO THAT JIMIN OMG MY HUSBAND WTAF TAEHYUNG TAEHYUNG ORANGE HAIR STOP
BIGHIT PLEASE STOP PLEASE I HAVE TO REGAIN MYSELF AFTER YOU JUST DROPPED YOUNG FOREVER WITHOUT ANY SINGLE WARNING.
COOKLETA FOR YOUR OTP THING. i know you are shocked.
who wakes the other one up with kisses: YOU KNOW THAT IT’S MR. I NEED TO EXERCISE IN THE MORNING AND MAKE JUICE AND GIGGLE A LOT DAVID ARCHULETTUCE. HE HAS TO WAKE UP WITH THE SUN BECAUSE HE IS THE SUN.
who cooks for who: omg Man srsly I never thought I’d have this answer but HAHAHA COOK COOKS. No but rlly. Cook probably grills like a motherfucker. and Archie is in charge of sides.
who is the morning person/night person: Before they moved in together (it could still happen, ahem) Archie was a morning person. But sooner or later they ended up staying up all night playing scrabble and life was beautiful and their schedules meshed. They probably get up early on weekends to get brunch and read to each other.
who is the romantic one: I have this headcanon that Cook in love is like a smitten teenage girl. I think he gets Archie presents because it’s Wednesday and he loves Archie. and I think Archie pulls out all the stops to really impress~~ on major holidays and anniversaries. But Cook’s like the everyday ‘oh btw I fucking love you and here are some waffles.’ romantic where Archie is the planned bursts of sheer bliss and joy romance~~~~
who is the top when it comes to sex: Cook….most of the time. ahem~
who would lead in ballroom dancing: Cook, because Archie’s too busy being literally swept off his feet at the fact that Cook even knows how to ballroom dance and the fact that their pressed chest to chest in front of, uhm, everybody.
who is the more cuddly one: ArchuLettuceface wins here. He’s just too damn cute not to cuddle. Which actually kind of makes Cook the more cuddly one, since sometimes he just really likes Archie!Hugs, but yeah.
who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: Cook. And Archie is often horrified and appalled at some of the things Cook makes them watch, but Cook waxes on about how you have to watch really terrible movies so you can also appreciate the good ones. Because Cook secretly mumbles about how Archie wasn’t properly educated as a child and that he has to make up for 17 years of wasted movie watching.
who is the one who would pay for dates: After many battles at the end of the meal, they finally settled on Archie getting to pay, but if Cook doubles the tip and slips money into Archie’s wallet while he’s sleeping nothing is ever noticed.
who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: I think it would go down like this: Cook would be suddenly horny after seeing you know, his boyfriend’s stellar mouth. Then he’d toss Archie a note: 'wanna make out? yes or yes?’ and Archie would make an embarrassing noise, the teacher would clear their throat and then move on with the lecture, Archie jumping every time Cook’s arm even brushed him and then as the bell rang Archie promptly grabbed Cook by the elbow and practically dragged them across campus to hook up in Cook’s backseat during their lunch break. Pan to three or four weeks later when they’re sitting in the back of the bio lab on movie day and they’re behind that big column so the teacher can’t really see them from their desk anyway and it’s dark and hot and Cook’s chewing on the end of his pen when Archie starts slipping his hand up his thigh. and Cook almost chokes when he feels Archie grip him through his stupid school uniform And basically Archie. did it….first…kind of.