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Run, Barry, Run + Vigilantes

Justice League/Avengers Crossover 1


Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Diana.

Thor: Greetings Princess Diana of Themyscira, Daughter of Hippolyta, God of War.

Diana: Greetings Prince Thor of Asgard, Son of Odin, God Of Thunder.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint has added Oliver.

Clint: Greetings Peasant Oliver Queen of Star City, Parasite of your parents, Man of Green Arrows.

Oliver: Greetings Fellow Peasant Clint Barton of Compound Vents, Demon Spawn of your parents, Eye of The Hawk.

Thor: Do not mock our titles.

Diana: That is very improper of you, Ollie.

Thor: Barton, your title is more like Slumbering Coffee Monster of Avengers Compound.

Diana: And Ollie, yours is Angsty Island Man of Justice League Watch Tower.

Clint: They got us good, Queen.

Oliver: I am wounded from their insults.

Thor: Lady Diana, Lady Y/N informs me that you too have a member of your family with murderous tendencies.

Diana: Everyone on my father’s side has murderous tendencies. Family gatherings almost always end in a fist fight.

Thor: Would your family wish to take my brother in? Our pantheons may be different but I feel like he may fit in well among them.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, stop trying to get rid of me!

Diana: A compelling offer. I will agree on the grounds that you take one of my siblings as well.

Thor: I accept, who is the least likely to murder me and steal my right as future king of Asgard?

Loki has added Y/N.

Loki: Y/N! Do something! He is bartering me off!

You: I don’t think Loki would last a day in Diana’s family. Complete the exchange.

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STORY TIME BEHIND HIS FUCKING FACE:

Ok so when it’s my turn to take the picture, I go up and I ask Sebastian what were we going to do for it like “What are we doing, Sebastian? What are we doing?” and he goes:

“I don’t know but your hair looks AMAZING!”

I’m like 8D *internal dying animal noises*

But I keep my cool and I’m like “Thank you! Would you like to touch it?” because this is just a thing that happens so I wanted to offer since he complimented it.

He was like “No but can I just rest my head on it.” and I you’re goddamn fucking right I said yes.

A stronger and far better woman than I might have said no, but I am not that woman.

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THIS WAS THE FACE YOU MADE, SEBASTIAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT! THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE GIRLS AFTER ME JUST FELL OUT LAUGHING OMG!

He looks so fucking happy laying in my hair though, like I can’t even breathe right now y'all and it’s been HOURS.

This is the man who actually leaned over and took a selfie with me even though the handlers said no.

This is the man who got in trouble for giving too many hugs despite the handlers giving him absolute glares of doom and faces of “WTF ARE YOU DOING SEBASTIAN?! WE SAID NO!”

This is the man who went out of his way to make each experience with his fans work out the way they wanted it to and who did it all with the most wonderful smile on his face.

This man… this absolutely dorky sweetheart of a beautiful man is everything.

Killing Stalking fandom ..

Normal Fandom: *just reading the manhua for entertainment *

“Correct” fandom : “Sangwoo is a psycho and need to pay for his act. Yoonbum may be a stalker but he do not deserve this! Nobody does! ”

Fangirl/boy fandom: “OMG! Yoonbum is so cute! How dare you hurt him!? ”

“Crazy” fandom: “Sangwoo and Yoonbum are so cute together! OTP goals! ”

“Deep web"fandom: “Sangwoo is just so cool. Why people hate him? I love him! I want to have his babies! ”

The wtf fandom: “Wft is going on here? ”

EDIT: I just read chapter 19 and… I am not sure about this post anymore
oh, baby [draco malfoy]

request: “Could u do Draco x reader with prompts 97 and 103 please? It would be so interesting plus I love your writing. You’re so cool xoxo” -anon

word count: ~3000

a/n: why thank u anon, i AM pretty cool! (kidding im actually SO lame like u dont even know omG) anyway i wrote this at like 3 am and im posting it at 5 am so. i’m a few hours late (like a day actually but who’s counting, NOT ME) but happy bday to the real OG man draco malfoy! now enjoy this hot mess of sleep deprivation, angst, snark, and marina and the diamonds inspiration

97: “i don’t want to have a baby.”

103: “i had to see you again.”

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NUH NUH NUHHHHHH BIGHIT! YOU FUCKING SNAKE!
I DIDNT EXPECT THIS TODAY!ㅠㅠ
OMG
WHY DO THEY LOOK SO FINE?
THAT MUSIC AFTER WHISTLE!
JEON JUNGKOOK YOU RUDE ASS STEROID BABY!
AND OMG
DONT THEY LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE COOL GUYS YOU SEE IN BAR???!!!

HERO

TITLE: HERO

WORDS: 1234

WARNINGS: None 

A/N : Taw @supersoldierslover You’re just absolutely amazing . Thank you soo much once again . I dedicate this to you since you love kids . 💖💖💖

I hope you like it . 😊😊😊

@emilyevanston  @thatawkwardtinyperson  @topkay @marveloussssworld

@marvelatthepeople @justareader 

Originally posted by andcrcassian



Dear Mr James Buchanan Barnes ,

My name is Heaven . I am 10 years old . I like chocolates . I like painting very much . It makes me happy .I also painted a lot of you  .Especially your arm it is so beautiful . Sooo  COOL  and AWESOME . I also have a best friend here her name is Hope. And I love her . I love playing with her . She also  likes painting with me . You know I like flying . I love kites . Every  Sunday we are all taken to the park and I try to fly kites every time . It is so fun . I love ice-cream . Chocolate ice-cream is the best  .It is so yummy . Mr . Barnes you are super cool and I really like you . You help save the world . I want to be able to do that too when I grow up . I will help you save the world. We can be on the same team .YAYYYY!!


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What went down in Origins (Pt 1)
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nooroo: many centuries ago, magic jewels bestowing—
  • Hawkmoth: yeah skip to the end
  • Nooroo: —which is why attempting to use a Miraculous for evil purposes is a terrible idea.
  • Hawkmoth: imma use my Miraculous for evil purposes
  • Nooroo: :(
  • Nooroo: oh by the way are you Gabriel Agreste?
  • Hawkmoth: how do you not know the answer yet?
  • Nooroo: bc there are just enough convenient shadows to prevent me from seeing your face
  • Hawkmoth: no I mean because the answer to that was just revealed in an exclusive teaser at Seoul Comic-Con
  • Nooroo: WAIT WHAT
  • Nooroo: excuse me a minute while I go watch that
  • Hawkmoth: dark wings, rise!
  • Nooroo: noooooooo I wanted to see that teaser
  • Hawkmoth: MY EVIL WAYS CLAIM THEIR FIRST VICTIM
  • Wayzz: hey Master Fu did you see the teaser?
  • Master Fu: we should be more concerned about the supervillain that just happened
  • Wayzz: https://youtu.be/-r1xpuTGRHw
  • Wayzz: (don't click that link unless you want to get your face spoiled)
  • Master Fu: look it doesn't matter who Hawkmoth is, we just need to take him down
  • Wayzz: ok so he obv wants the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses, so let's release the Fox and Bee Miraculouses
  • Wayzz: that way he'll have no incentive to constantly create new akumatized villains, and the city will be safe
  • Master Fu: imma release the Ladybug and Cat Miraculouses
  • Wayzz: why are you ignoring everything I just said
  • Master Fu: REASONS
  • Wayzz: that's not an answer
  • Master Fu: I AM A MYSTERIOUS OLD MASTER WITH MYSTERIOUS REASONS
  • Wayzz: you can't be a mysterious old guy if you rap Eminem lyrics
  • Master Fu: omfg I thought we agreed to forget about that
  • Master Fu: anyways imma go find a hot mess and an angstmobile and make them both into superheroes
  • Master Fu: I have impeccable methods
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Marinette: good morning Tikki! are you ready for a day of fighting villains and questionable romantic shenanigans?
  • Tikki: yeah so none of that's happened yet
  • Marinette: but I'm Ladybug...
  • Tikki: no not yet this is a prequel
  • Tikki: you haven't even met me yet
  • Marinette: but we just had a full season
  • Marinette: so this should have already happened
  • Tikki: NONE OF IT'S HAPPENED YET MARINETTE
  • Marinette: ok fine I'll play along
  • Marinette: good morning Mom! time to go to...my first day of school, I guess?
  • Sabine: but you've been going to school for months now
  • Marinette: no we're trying to do a prequel
  • Sabine: oh! then I mean...I hope Chloé isn't in your class this year.
  • Sabine: btw did you hear that Gabriel Agreste is—
  • Marinette: OMG NO SPOILERS
  • Marinette: *leaves the building*
  • Master Fu: hey you, help me cross the street
  • Marinette: ok cool
  • Master Fu: and imma eat some of your food
  • Marinette: you touch my food and imma wreck your face
  • Master Fu: you seem like a perfect pick to become Ladybug
  • Marinette: I already am Ladybug
  • Marinette: oh wait I mean, what are you talking about
  • Master Fu: *ollies outy*
  • Marinette: *goes to school*
  • Chloé: hey so I order you to sit over there
  • Marinette: we both know that's not going to happen
  • Chloé: why not
  • Marinette: bc Alya and I sit right here throughout Season 1
  • Chloé: oh never mind then
  • Marinette: oh btw Alya, nice to meet you I guess?
  • Alya: look I'm just glad to have one day where you're not fawning over Adrien bc you don't know who he is yet
  • Adrien: *tries and fails to be there*
  • Kim: hey Ivan f**k you
  • Ivan: oh no if only there were someone I could turn to for help dealing with this
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Ivan: let's do this
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • Stoneheart: *punches through wall*
  • Ms. Bustier: you can't do that
  • Stoneheart: why not
  • Ms. Bustier: bc that's the fourth wall and it's already been broken for this entire post
  • Stoneheart: ok in that case imma break the third wall instead
  • Ms. Bustier: good idea
  • Ms. Bustier: wait no! don't break the school!
  • Stoneheart: too late
  • Roger: ok guys welcome to the akuma squad, now let's take this villain down
  • Stoneheart: why not let Ladybug handle it?
  • Roger: bc she doesn't exist yet
  • Stoneheart: oh right that makes things easier
  • Stoneheart: *throws a car at Roger*
  • Roger: I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
  • Marinette: oh hey there's a strange box on my table
  • Marinette: I'll deal with that once the supervillain attack is over and I don't have more pressing things to worry about
  • Master Fu: this was not well thought out
  • *Tikki happens*
  • Marinette: about time, let's transform
  • Ladybug: *ollies outy and crashes into Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: who the f**k are you
  • Ladybug: I don't care, now let's go fight this villain
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *fight this villain*
  • *Stoneheart unhappens*
  • Ladybug: hey you know that butterfly I catch every time?
  • Chat Noir: yeah
  • Ladybug: imma not catch it
  • Chat Noir: ok I'm sure nothing will go wrong
  • Hawkmoth: you just gave me at-will access to Stoneheart happening
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *about 10,000 happenings omitted*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • *Stoneheart happens*
  • Marinette: this is bad and imma be sad
  • ROLL CREDITS

mcllamadraws  asked:

Me: You know I wish DreamWorks could release stuff without any discourse happening. DreamWorks: *releases handbook* Me: Oh boy! Pidge is Italian and Keith's birthday is only three days away from my best friend's! That's so cool! What does everyone else think? Everyone else: OMG EVERYTHING IS PROBLEMATIC NO ONE CAN SHIP ANYTHING DEAR LORD EVEN KLANCE IS PEDOPHILIA EVEN THO ITS ONLY A YEAR OR TWO APART AND THEY'RE BOTH 17 AND 18 OOOOHHHH BOY ITS THE END OF THE WORLDD. Me: Why am I here again?

bet making keith 18 was a last minute decision dreamworks made in an attempt to cool down the fandom and appease both sides but that totally backfired and made things 10x worse lmaoooo this fandom is like a timed bomb of pure drama that immediately explodes every time dreamworks breathes and i find it ridiculously funny like if everyone stopped for a second and listened to what their brains, morals, and logic say this entire war would end as fast as it started

OMG MY POSSI!!!!

LOL SO I AM BACK FROM MY FIRST COMIC CON EXPERIENCE AND BOI LET ME TELL YOU! IT WAS SO AWESOME!!! I SAW SO MANY GOOD COSPLAYS! AND I HAD THE CHANCE TO GO TO JASON ISAACS AND THEN SIR PATRICK STEWART’S Q& A (SO SIR PATRICK STEWART ANON I CAN CONFIRM TO YOU HE LOOKS REAL GOOD IN REAL LIFE! ACTUALLY SAME TO JASON AND JON) Because i’m broke i could only get one autograph…and I DECIDED ON JASON’S AND OH BOI MY POSSI WASN’T READY FOR HOW SWEET AND KIND THAT MAN IS!!! ME AND MY FRIENDS STOOD IN LINE AND I LITERALLY SCREAMED TO THEM “MY POSSI IS READY” WHILE SPREADING MY LEGS A LITTLE FURTHER APART AS I STOOD AND AS I SAW HIM AND WE ALL LAUGHED AND SOMEONE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD XD 

BUT THEN AS I WAS ABOUT TO CHOOSE WHAT I WANTED AUTOGRAPH (WHETHER IT WAS MY DOLL OF HIM OR  A PIC) I ENDED UP CHOOSING THE MOST SUGAR DADDY LOOKING ONE OF HIM CAUSE I LOVE LUCIUS THAT WAY XD MY FRIEND THEN SAID TO ME AS I WAS ABOUT TO GO UP TO HIM TO ASK HIM EITHER TO DEGRADE ME THE WAY HE DOES TO THE WEASLEYS XD (I DO LIKE BEING DEGRADED) OR “WHEN IS THE SMASH HAPPENING” (PS. EXPECT THE WORD SMASH TO BE MORE PREVALENT ON THIS BLOG AS I SPENT AN ENTIRE DAY USING IT BECAUSE OF HER) BUT THEN I WENT UP TO HIM AND CHOKED UP CAUSE I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!! 

I SHOOK HIS HAND AND BOY I WAS SO NERVOUS AND ENDED UP JUST GUSHING OVER HIM LIKE A HYPERVENTALITNG FANGIRL AND HE JUST LAUGHED AND SMILE, SAYING “There’s no need to be nervous! I’m just a man that dresses up and plays characters for a living! A part from that we’re basically just fans meeting each other!” I LAUGHED AND SO DID HE AND THEN HE LOOKED OVER AT MY POSTIT AND ASKED THE VOLUNTEERS AS TO WHY IT WAS WRITTEN IN SMALL CAPS AND THEN I JUST SAID “I wrote it myself as my name is rather complicated…i am so sorry i didn’t knew..” AND KEPT APOLOGIZING AND HE DEAD ASS WENT SOFT AND SAID “Oh no love don’t worry! I understand it happens! I was just curious!” THEN HE ASKED ME TO SPELL IT OUT WITH HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A PRETTY AND UNIQUE NAME I LOVE IT! I GET WHY YOU WROTE IT YOURSELF” AND HE LAUGHED AGAIN! AND WE TALKED A LITTLE AND I JUST WAS SHAKING! LIKE OMG!

Apart from that awesome encounter :D I got to see a lot of cool cosplays and events and truly thank you to my friend for being kind enough to take me and paying for me :3 ALSO I SAW A YONDU FANART AND LITTERALLY SCREAMED “OMG MY BAAAAEEEE!” EVERYONE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD AGAIN XD AND JUST CONTINUED TO MY FRIEND “LIKE SORRY GUYS I HAVE TO BUY THIS CAUSE MY POSSI NEEDS HIS FACE IN MY ROOM!” AND MY OTHER FRIEND WAS LIKE “oOOOH I GET YOU WANNA SMASH HIM!!” XD AND SO YEEEEAHHH I GOT IT!!!

Like I wanna make serious content today AKA GET YOUR LUNA EDITS ON DA WAY YOU GIRL! But then, all my little head can think about is making another pun shit post.

*Looks like i am going to be guilty and participate in Noctis week too, I JUST MUST INCLUDE OLDER NOCT IN THIS I DON’T CARE HOMW MANY TIME!

My idea of what fandom phases are
  • Age 13: omg fandom is so incredible and awesome and the best thing ever, fuck normal people!!
  • Age 15: I ship everything, squeee, this is so badass, if only normal people loved this as much as I do, sucks to be them!!!
  • Age 17: oh god that phase was so embarrassing why did I ever say that shit
  • Age 19: you stupid kids, I am a fandom intellectual, I've seen it all, I'm not fazed by these cheap audience gathering tricks, I'm a veteran.
  • Age 21: ugh. Ugh.
  • Age 23: well...some fans are cool and I only talk to them because the rest are just...the rest are just...I don't wanna talk about the rest.
  • Age 26: oh god will this ever end
Airport Texts

A fic compiled of mostly texts between Dan and Phil during Dan’s trip to the Bahamas. Inspired by this post from @danielbear 

Dan arrived at the airport, waiting for his flight to the Bahamas to board. 

Dan: i cant believe im doing this

Dan: why am i doing this

Phil: bc u love me

Dan: ur okay

Phil: :/

Dan: :P

Phil: im so happy u will be here for my fam holiday :)

Dan: me too :)

Dan: my flight is about to board

Phil: have a safe flight

Dan: its an hour

Phil: still be safe ♥

Dan: jfc did u rly just send me the heart emoji how cliche

Phil: ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥

Phil:  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Dan: OMG okay phone is going on airplane mode now bye

Phil:  ♥


Dan: so theres people playing drums at the bahamas airport??

Phil: thats so cool!

Dan: its way less scarier here than american airports

Phil: good now come back

Dan: needy

Phil: :O

Dan: :P

Phil: stop with that tongue howell

Dan: oh should i spam you like you did with the heart emoji

Phil: ♥


Dan: border agent is so chill omg

Dan: he also insulted my pale skin

Phil: he should see me


Dan: i have time before my flight apparently

Phil: what r u gonna do?

Dan: go to the beach i guess

Phil: did the border agent pressure u into getting a tan?

Dan: apparently lol

Phil: have fun

Dan: i’ll try


Dan: my taxi driver just got out of the car and got in a fight with someone

Phil: what?? where r u?

Dan: i was in the taxi but got out and went back in the airport

Phil: and here i thought i ran into weirdos

Dan: u must have rubbed off on me

Phil: can i rub off on u tonight

Dan: :O

Phil: ;)

Dan: omg can u not srsly last thing i need rn

Phil: then come back already

Dan: i want to u have no idea


Dan: :(

Phil: whats wrong?

Dan: everything

Dan: i just wanna see u

Dan: :(

Phil: i know bear. when does ur flight board?

Dan: it doesnt it got canceled 

Phil: what???

Dan: one of the engines lost power apparently

Dan: :’(

Dan’s phone started ringing not two seconds after sending that emoji.

“Hi.” he answered the phone.

“Are you okay?” Phil asked immediately.

“Not really.” Dan told him. “This is just annoying and stupid and I just want to be back in Florida now.”

“What are you going to do? Is there another flight?” Phil asked.

“I don’t know. I think I might have to stay the night here.” Dan said and he could sense Phil’s frown through the phone.

Suddenly, Dan heard an announcement throughout the airport that said the engine was up and running and the flight to Orlando was back on and boarding in 5 minutes.

“Wait, they just said the flight to Orlando is back on.” Dan said into the phone.

“How can it be back on if the engine stopped working?” Phil asked.

“They said it’s up and running. Should I get on it?” Dan asked.

“Do you really want to get on a plane that has engine issues?” Phil questioned.

“I don’t know, I just want all this over with now.” Dan spoke quietly.

“Okay, I mean, I guess they wouldn’t let the flight happen if it wasn’t safe. So, get on it that way you don’t have to spend the night there.” Phil told him.

“Well, they said it’s boarding in 5 minutes and that was at least 2 minutes ago.” Dan spoke frantically.

“Okay, hurry and text me when you get on the plane.” Phil said. “Be safe, bear.”

“Okay.” Dan said. “I love you.”

“I love you, too.” Phil said. 

Dan hung up the phone and actually ran through the airport to catch the flight.


Dan: i just ran through the airport like a newborn giraffe that doesnt know how to use its limbs

Phil: thats quite the image

Dan: lol

Phil: good ur laughing :)

Dan: just bc i wrote lol doesnt mean im laughing

Phil: just try to relax and have a safe flight bear

Dan: ive got my death playlist ready :)

Phil: -_-

Dan: i’ll be fine dw

An hour later, the flight landed and Dan headed into the Orlando airport.

He walked in and spotted Phil there waiting for him.

For the first time all day, he smiled.

anonymous asked:

YO ZOO OMG I AM SO JEALOUS MY MOM IS AT A WEDDING AND SHE JUST TEXTS ME A SELFIE OF HER AND HARRY STYLES AND SHE SAYS "look who's at this wedding! AND THEN THE OTHER DAY MY DAD WAS ON A PLANE WITH TIM GUNN LIKE WHY DO MY PARENTS HAVE ALL THESE COOL EXPERIENCES WHY NOT ME

YOURE KIDDING 

ask-moon-light-shines3797  asked:

I am. so. sorry if I say this offensively but-...why is it every time I come to your blog I either say "aw" or "cool" or even just laugh a little!? it's like- gahhh! mixed feelings and yet so much excitement as well. X3

* Omg, is that offensively? I find this so adorable!! 
* Aaah It makes me happy to know that my blog give you those reactions, it’s freaking cute!! 

*hugs you offensively*

anonymous asked:

The RFA boys trying to carry MC, but she feels really uncomfortable bc shes chubby and she thinks shes going to like break them or something? BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT PROJECTING HNGGGGGGGGGG >.>

So I guess baehee will have to be left outta this one too D: why are you guys doing this to my bae. But my precious precious anon, please never forget that you are beautiful no matter what size you are no matter what society tells you. FUCK SOCIETY & KEEP SLAYIN GIRL.Sorry this is a short one guys, it’s also kinda rushed I APOLOGIZE DON’T HATE ME (/.\) 

You guys should totally show me and this post some love doe and FOLLOW/LIKE/REBLOG. Thankies.


Yoosung:

  • My little yandere boy
  • He is on the smaller size, but wants to hold you and make you feel idk, protected and tiny?
  • But when you turn red with tears in your eyes, and tell him not to lift you because your fat and you don’t want to break him
  • He dries your tears and kisses your eyes
  • He tells you that he loves you the way you are, and all the things you think are flaws make him love you!
  • He loves how soft and warm you are
  • He loves hugging you
  • and kissing you
  • and he thinks that you are 
  • DROP
  • DEAD
  • FRICKING
  • GORGEOUS
  • But he’s also going to be low key
  •  EXTREMELY depressed 
  • Because he thinks it’s his fault because he is not manly enough
  • This boy is going to start drinking milk every day and working out with Zen 
  • Just so he can show how much he loves you 
  • OMG GUYS CAN U IMAGINE A BUFF YOOSUNG IMDYING

Zen:

  • You guys are cuddling on the couch when he starts getting a little handsy
  • He suggests moving things to the bedroom but you feel so lazyyyy
  • Ugh but it’s so far and walking is so tiring 
  • So obviously being the manly man that Zenny is 
  • He goes to try to carry you bridal style to the bedroom
  • and you literally
  • push him in his beautiful face so he falls on his ass
  • He just looks at you like ???
  • If you didn’t wanna bang das cool my why hurt my face What’s wrong?
  • You’re on the verge of tears, “I am not one of those theather girls Zen, I am not a waif with the perfect body, I’m fat and there’s no way you’re going to be able to carry a whale to the bedroom” 
  • Tears have now begun to fall because you hate being this insecure
  • BUT HOW COULD YOU NOT WHEN YOU ARE DATING WHAT MAY BE ANOTHER GREEK GOD?
  • Lemme just say, Zenny. Gets. Pissed.
  • He’s pissed at himself, for letting you feel so insecure
  • He looks at you fire behind his ruby iris’ and lifts you carrying you to the bedroom
  • You let out protests but he silences them with his mouth 
  • He just lays you on the bed and PRAISES YOU
  • Anything you feel insecure about? He is going to tell you 3 reasons why he loves it so much
  • Surrounds you with so much love, because he knows how shitty it feels to be insecure and think you’re ugly. Hell, his mother made him feel like that
  • No way in hell are you ever going to feel again. 

Jumin:

  • You guys were watching a movie together when he saw you were falling asleep on him
  • Naturally, he decided not to disturb you and went to carry you to the bedroom
  • You felt what was happening and your eyes SHOT OPEN
  • Poor Juju thought you had fucking just gotten possessed
  • MC! Are you alright?”
  • “Jumin you cannot carry me, I am too heavy for you and your back will break.” 
  • She said it nonchalantly, but he could see her face darken with embarrassment and her eyes become wet. 
  • Now if Jumin Han has anything, he has a fucking huge ass EGO
  • So naturally, he decided to prove you wrong and carry your gorgeous ass to the bedroom, despites all the things you were yelling at him
  • He puts you down and stares at you, his onyx eyes ablaze
  • “MC, I do not like the fact that you have so little faith in me that you think I cannot carry the woman I love into our bedroom. If anything, I am capable enough to care for her”
  • It’s not you Jumin, you’re so tall and chiseled. I just… feel so fat and gross,..”
  • He nips that right in the bud, telling you how much he loves you and our curves, every inch of you was masterful in his eyes and he would not want to change anything
  • Of course, that was his opinion, if you wanted to slim down he would help you in every way possible, but he preferred you as you are. 
  • To him you were simply, perfection personified
  • And he showed you how much he loved your body that night hohoho

707:

  • Lemme tell you something about seven
  • He is ripped. Like yeah he hacks all day, but you can’t be a secret agent if you’re outta shape
  • And naturally that made you feel insecure since you weren’t the tiniest pea in the pod
  • One day he was chasing you around the house, tickling you 
  • like the asshole he is
  • when you guys started kissing
  • Obviously, he wanted to continue some place more comfortable
  • So in the heat of the moment, he decided to pick you up 
  • and you kicked this guy in the balls
  • Damn talk about blue balls son
  • MC HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO OUR POTENTIAL CHILDREN. DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT SEVEN JUNIOR
  • When he finally regains his composure, he sees you with tears in your eyes
  • “Don’t lift me, I’m huge and I don’t want you to get hurt”
  • Tears now streaming down your face
  • Ya boi’s heart literally breaks.
  • He feels like it’s his fault, that you feel so insecure and unloved, that he wasn’t doing a proper job loving you
  • He apologizes to you and just holds you tight
  • Seriously, you can’t see but your sweetheart is crying because here is this beautiful being in front of him, hating on themselves?
  • Ridiculous.
  • He tells you that you are perfect the way you are
  • and that he has never met someone so beautiful both inside and out
  • He will tell you that until you feel comfortable, he won’t try to lift you, but reassures you that he most definitely can. 
  • Body. Worship. 
  • All night long

WHOO alright my babes. I just want to take a quick second to remind each and everyone reading this that they are beautiful. Don’t hold yourself to some weird ass standard or think you are not pretty because of god knows what reason. Because trust me, you are. Just be kind to yourself and those around you, my sweets. Love you all, MUAH XOXO.

So I hit 900 a  few weeks ago and also i’m bored, so why not do some blogrates?

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Uchihas reading their horoscopes

Madara Uchiha

“How can people even believe such things? This is the downfall of humanity.”

Izuna Uchiha

“Okay, so this says that Aquarius is ruled by Uranus&Saturn. Capricorn is ruled by Saturn… does this make me and brother, brothers on astral level, aswell?”

Itachi Uchiha

“Hm, i think astrology is cool. It gives you information that can explain who you are and why you do it. Hm, why should i not try to become astrologer?”

Sasuke Uchiha

“How can they say that Leo is the most egoistic&awful sign??? Are they joking around?? LEO IS THE MOST AWESOME SIGN!! THEY WANNA TRY MY CHIDORI OR WHAT???

Shisui Uchiha

“Omg! This is so cool! Let me chek the friendship between Gemini&Libra, so i can test out Itachi. Omg, this is so cool! Omg! Am i really so flirty?! This is so impossible! Omg! This is so me! Omg, no!! im not a dualat Libra all!! Omg ASTROLOGY IS COOL!! omg omg!! omg, what does it even mean to be an air sign??”

Obito Uchiha

“Hm, lets check Aquarius&Scorpio compatibility. OMG! I am devastated! Scorpio&Aqua worst relationship?? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!! *learns astrology for a single night and cheks out the combination between his and Rin’s aspects* I SEE NOW WHY PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE ASTROLOGY! BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT YOUR SUN SIGN! AND WE ARE SO MADE FOR EACHOHER WITH RIN!! JUST LOOK AT THOSE COMBINATIONS! OMG, LOOK HER VENUS LOOK MINE OMG AND THE RISING?? IS THIS A COINCIDE OR WHAT??”

Indra Otsutuki

“Capricorns are not as evil as desribed, yet i don’t give a shit”

Sarada Uchiha

*checks the relationship&compatibility between Aries&Leo* I KNEW IT! Mom and Dad are so made for eachother… but wait.. since mother is Aries, so and i am.. BUT WHY CAN’T I STAND DAD SOMETIMES???”

Dear friends...

It’s been a while since I made my tumblr account and I met a lot of wonderful people here, I want to thank each one of you for being my friend, so I decided to make a post about all of you ( I hope I don’t forget anyone ^^’ )

@babypeachtaozii You are my first tumblr friend and I am soo thankful that you messaged me that day!!! I love how my url made you message me xDDD I love you soo much!!! I will always treasure you!!! I know you’re very busy and we can’t chat often, but if you ever need me, I’ll always be there for you!!!

@bobs-flowers Omg I am soo happy we met!!! You’re such a wonderful friend!!! You’re super hardworking!!! I love you soo much!!! You faced a lot of problems and I tried to help you, sorry if I wasn’t that helpful ^^’ I know you have a lot of work to do but please, always remember to rest!!!

@sosuke-of-secondearth You’re honestly soo cute!!! Thank you for being my friend and always helping when I am sad or anxious!!! I really appreciate that you message me even when you have to go to work!!! You’re really precious and lovable!!! I hope you’ll always be happy, cause you deserve it!!!

@saranghaeyeols We met on Christmas day and you’re honestly the best Christmas gift I ever got!!! I love you and your cats!!! You’re also gorgeous, stop saying you’re not, okay? I will fight you if you say that you’re not beautiful. Thank you for messaging me!!! Good luck on your exams!!! Don’t overwork!!!

@winteryethereal We met few days ago, but you’re honestly soo talented!!! And I love chatting with you!!! I hope more people will notice your talent ;) Good luck!!!

@charliefazbear We didn’t talk a lot, sorry for not messaging you >///< I really liked chatting with you and I am really thankful that I got to meet you ;) I hope we will chat again!!!

@taos-left-eyelid My lovely child!!! I am sorry for not joining the group chat!!! I love you, I really do!!! Don’t forget that!!! Also, you’re gorgeous ok? Absolutely perfect!!! I will fight whoever attacks you!!! Also, you’re really talented OMG!!! I love the stuff you write ;* I will always be there for you ^^

@sakura-gucci-panda My fellow scorpio friend!!! I love how you trust me enough to share your feelings!!! I am always here to listen!!! We are quite alike 😏😏😏 I love the lockscreens/wallpapers you make, omg, like, you’re so talented? Thank you for being you!!!

@kais-daddy Omg when I first saw you I thought you were a model, why you’re so gorgeous??? Also, I really like your personality omg!!! You’re also have an amazing sense of humor!!! We didn’t chat a lot, but I hope we will!!! Ohhh!!! And take care of yourself, I don’t want you to get ill agan >///<

@kai-aaah You’re soo cute AJSHCVFJKFBD I love chatting with you!!! Though we didn’t chat a lot…. >///< But omg you’re like an angel!!! Let’s chat more often!!! ( If you want to of course!!! )

@jungkookies-babygirl I hope you’re happy, cause you deserve happiness and love!!! You’re a wonderful person and it breaks my heart to see you sad… If you’ll ever need someone to talk to, I will always listen!!! Thank you for being such a wonderful person!!!

@kurosentoki I see you being sad quite often and I hate myself for not being able to help you… I know, we didn’t chat a lot, but I still really want to make you at least a little happier!!! You’re amazing!!! I love you!!!

@milktaost I remember when I used to send you random anon messages and how cute your answers were!!! Thank you for answering them!!! Sorry for not messaging you often ^^’ I really don’t want to be annoying >///< Ahh I hope you’re happy and healthy!!! Love you lots!!!

@paulienm You’re very cute and I love your blog!!! Thank you for randomly messaging me!!! I love you even though we didn’t talk a lot!!!

@trashbxsh Thank you for liking my reblogs!!! I really appreciate this!!! I hope we will become friends :3 Love you!!!

@braziebear We probably chatted only once but omg was that fun!!! I hope we will chat more in the future :3 ( If you want to ^^ )

@exocausetearsandsmiles You’re hilarious omg I love your blog!!! You’re also soo open minded!!! Thank you for randomly messaging me ( I am literally to shy to message you cause I think that I am way to lame )

@kimnamwho We also probably chatted only once but I really liked it!!! Let’s chat again!!! ( if you want to ^^ )

@blackberryconnossieur I loved chating with you!!! You’re honestly amazing I really love you!!! :3

@xiulayallday You’re adorable! We didn’t chat, but I love your blog ^^ Thanks for being a mutual ^^

@chogiwapark Ahhhh Tesa!!!! Thank you for sticking with my lame self!!! I honestly don’t understand why are you still not bored to chat with me, like??? I love you, you’re soo amazing!!! I know you’re busy, so thank you for finding time to answer my messages!!! You also can message me sometimes, ok? ;* Love you!!!

@7deer-ofthe-dawn7 Ahh I really like the fanfic you wrote!!! We didn’t chat a lot and that’s probably because I am too anxious to message you ( You’re honestly soo cool omg ) but I still love you LOL ( please don’t judge me, I really do love all of the people I know on tumblr >///< )

@hoe4baek Ahh… We didn’t chat often, but maybe we could chat more in the future? If you want to? You’re very cute!!! I love you!!!

@swaggyt-a-o emmm…. Yeah, we also didn’t chat often but YOU’RE ADORABLE ASHCGSDHJKVS!!!! I was soo shocked when you followed my blog omg >///< Thank you for being a mutual ^^

@blancnabi Thanks for tagging me in stuff!!! I love your blog!!! You’re adorable!!! Let’s become friends!!! :3

@eau-de-low-budget You’re an amazing artist!!! I love your art!!! You’re honestly super talented, I am not lying!!! You’re a wonderful person!!! ^^

@stopjunmyeon Ahhh I am soo honored you follow me >///< You’re absolutely gorgeous and I love your personality!!! You’re amazing!!! I wish there was more people like you!!!

@1oveyoon We haven’t chatted in a while >///< I love you soo much!!! You’re gorgeous omg >///< I am happy I met you!!! Let’s talk more in future ( if you want to!!! )

I am really thankful that all of you are my friends ( well at least I hope you are ^^ I love all of you ) I am sorry if I don’t message you, I am really shy >///< All of you are soo cool and amazing, literal angels so I get really anxious to message you!!! >///< I tagged people randomly, I love all of you the same!!! Once again, Thanks for being my friends or simply mutuals!!! I cherish each one of you!!!