omg what is this glorious thing

So about last night…

What occurred after a blunt, one glass of Mascato Champagne and 4 months of no sex is worth talking about…

30 mins of the infamous #pawg2323 sloppy toppy, over an hour of my pussy getting beat up (me cumming 6 different times) then… Wait…I’m not done…Was full blown ANAL sex (like in pornos) in my TIGHT VIRGIN ASS. Omg!!!
So while this mf'er was RAMMING it into my asshole from behind and his balls were slappin against my phat pussy, he reached around, starting massaging my clit and shit was OVER!! I’ve never NUT so hard in my life. It felt SOOOOO GOOD. Like this is what I’ve been missing all this time???!! And to top it all off, he cream-pied in my bootyhole. GLORIOUS!!

Anal has never really been my thing, it’s been attempted once or twice with barely the head going in…But this my friends means I have surpassed another milestone (jus like when I learned how to squirt).

GOD BLESS AMERICA and my now non-virgin asshole 😂😉😘

anonymous asked:

Oh gosh *gushes* you calling me genius makes me feel super glorious like on a Min Yoongi level of cool lol! So what genres of music do you like apart from kpop? Duuude, only two more chaps of A&D plus a possible epilogue... What! *whispers* I'm not ready. Lol I have a thing about even numbers too! But like real talk why are you nervous about your trip - if you don't mind me asking? Is it business, leisure or family? Maybe you can be 'insfired' based off your journey/playlist? (HA! OMG ignore me)

Eommaya. What don’t I listen to lol. Besides my constant KPOP/KHH binge I’ve recently been listening to a high concentration of Childish Gambino and other hiphop/rap.  I also listen to classical music, swing/ big band, 80s hair metal, emo punk rock from when I was a high schooler, Norwegian death metal, and obviously Beyonce who is a category all her own. 

Originally posted by dailybeyoncegifs


I am nervous about my trip for a dozen reasons. It’s the biggest trip I’ve ever been on. I’m going across the country to participate in the Women’s March on Washington. I have anxiety when I’m around too many people or in new places. I am nervous about my finances and I don’t like leaving my dog. lol. But it’s going to be amazing and If I don’t participate in this moment of history I will forever regret it. 

Originally posted by lunapicolitruffautillustration

Also, A&D… I ain’t ready either. I’m going to miss it, I’m super proud of it and I’m glad so many people have enjoyed it. Brb crying…

Originally posted by ikonis

leahandclark  asked:

What are some of your favourite tags from your posts about Iain? (I'm in need of a good laugh.)

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY

#THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED#MY SON#LOOK AT YOU

God, Fitz in his sweaters is so cute. But suit and tie? 😍😍😍

#BURY ME

#god i want him so much#like i would do things to this white boy i’ve never done before#nice dick#too hot (hot damn)

#uuggghhhh#his legs look sooo long#why is he so attractive#why did he happen to me#it’s not even the sharpest suit#and i’m over here practically drooling onto my laptop#get him away from me

#[rolls around on the floor making whale noises]

#jemma stares loudly

Fitz in a suit with glasses is my aesthetic.

#dear showrunners#to whatever awful wicked dear individual is in charge of Fitz Deportment#the frickin NERVE#you come into MY HOUSE#with your#‘Oh let’s put him in a suit’#‘and have him be all pleased with himself’#‘the lil shit’#‘oh and he’s all hot n panty so he’ll need to unbutton that’#'whilst smirking’#'nah it’s still missing something’#'how about some gl– GREAT GODDESS OF NILFS THAT’S IT’#'ROLL IT’#'let’s put it in the preview’#'it’ll be so great’#EXCUSE YOU#I HAD WORK TO DO#like real stuff ok#do you have any idea how much scientific progress was held back by these clips#you think you’re so clever#you’re probably pretty pleased with yourself#you frick#WELL YOU SHOULD BE#WHO ARE YOU#PLS IDENTIFY YOURSELF SO THAT WE MAY CROWN YOU#PATRON SAINT OF COUGARS#GOD BLESS (via badscienceshenanigans)

#WHAT IS THIS IM NOT STABLE WTF#take everything off and leave the glasses on

#i’m not okay i will never be okay again#i have lost aLL CHILL#A L L C H I L L#there’s scruff and shiny blue eyes and fucking GLASSES AND A TIE#you are the rudest human being on earth#i hate you i can’t handle this#leo fitz#agents of shield#TOO HOT#HOT DAMN

#i keep watching this#hoping he’ll go further#HERE FITZ LEMME HELP YOU WITH THAT#*takes off every bit of clothing*#*leaves the glasses on*#whispers: hand porn

#how? what? why? when?! omfg#fuck me#i just …fuck#this is it#where i cross the line from i need to keep him safe to i want to do things to him#JFC#i can’t#leo fitz#agents of shield

#o h m y g o d#STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

#the lord is testing me#i’m a good person i don’t deserve this#THIS KEPT ME UP TIL 4AM LAST NIGHT DO YOU /UNDERSTAND/#current love of my life#i live in a trash can made of iain de caestecker’s grey shirts bye

#hahagshajahsja I’m deaded#leo fitz#excUSE ME FITZ YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BBY

#so fucking fine#i cant get over this#leo fitz#hot damn#this is what fantasies are made of#its like the aos writers were in my wet dreams#what

#christ on a bike this shit is still not ok

#i swear if jemma sees him like that he wont be wearing a suit for long#this outfit killed me im going on the floor now#or in the trashcan#im joining idc in the trashcan ok

#i will probably get over it at some point#right?#RIGHT??#WTF WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT#JUST LOOK AT HIM#HE HAS THE SCRUFF THE GLASSES THE SUIT AND THE TIE#HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSE TO RESIST#i swear i’ve staring at this gifset for far too long#i can’t stop#SOMEONE STOP ME#jfc iain the things i would do to you right now#TOO HOT? HOT DAMN#leo fitz#fav character: do your worst#brave badass scottish lion cub#HE’S GONNA MAKE THE FINEST HUSBAND AMARIGHT JEMMA??#I’M DEAD BYE

#I AM DEAD AND REBLOGGING THIS FROM MY GRAVE#GOD FUCKING DAMN

#sprays jemma with water

#GODDAMN FITZ#GOD. DAMN.

#also @aos fandom thirst: chill

 l love the general reactions to the new FATM material. It started out with “Let’s do some crazy expressive dancing in the middle of the jungle because we fucking can”. Then everyone went “Wow, this thing is a killer/Wow, what even is this *shocked face*” (WKOM), then it continued with “Can I give you my heart on a silver platter because OMG” (Third Eye), then turned into “Oh fuck, now we have our souls ripped out of our bodies and are crying somewhere on the floor” (St Jude) and so far peaked in “Let’s buy an old giant American car and drive down a highway with full speed and our eyes closed because hahahahahaha!” (Ship to Wreck) This is pretty glorious so far…