omg what is this glorious thing

SEX WITH EXO

Minseok:

★he makes the most beautiful love to you
★or he pinned down and pounds into you until you become a quivering mess

★has so much energy
★you’d think he’ll give up after 3 rounds
★but no
★he’s not even panting
★your hips will be bruised because of his grip on you


Junmyeon:

★d A D D Y
★i’ll fight anybody that doesn’t think ‘myeon isn’t pure dom
★he’ll dress you in the most stunning lace
★and he’ll run his hands all over your skin
★he won’t fuck you until he’s made you cum at least 3 times
★pet names
★'moan loud for me, kitten’
★'you’re making daddy feel so good, petal’
★loves pulling your hair
★he adores when you scratch his back
★When you were both about the hit your climax, he’ll pull you close to him
★'the closer we are, the harder we cum’


Yixing:

★body worship king
★he’ll slowly strip your clothes off you
★then spend a good amount of time kissing over your skin
★and whispering compliments to you
★'you’re the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen’
★'your skin feels so soft’
★'i wish i could spend all day kissing you’
★true switch
★loves fucking you raw
★loves being fucked raw
★cutest sub ever
★he loves being overstimulated
★if you carry on sucking after he’s cum
★he’ll be putty in your hands


Baekhyun:

★playful dom
★but don’t think that means he’ll be soft and give in
★oh no
★you’ll be teased to no end
★low key orgasm denial king
★'you want me to go faster?’
★when you’d whine in frustration he’ll laugh
★which’ll make you whine anymore
★'use your words~’
★he’ll stop his actions until you speak
★so you were so close to cumming and he just stopped because you wouldn’t talk
★when you flopped against the bed in frustration, he’ll lean down and kiss all over your face
★'you’ll get it back, jagi~’
★likes the odd occasion when you ride him
★bc seeing you on him using him really gets him off


Jongdae:

★vocal af
★his moans would be 10x louder than yours
★which adds to the whole experience
★says he’s a switch
★but whenever you try taking control he’ll flip you over
★loves giving you hickeys
★infact, he just had a biting kink
★expect your chest and thighs to be decorated in purple
★he’ll also bite on your shoulder during sex if he’s tryna keep quiet


Chanyeol:

★foreplay for daysssss
★he loves nothing more than watching you take his fingers
★the fact that he can make you cum with just his fingers amazes him
★will lick his fingers clean after making you cum and savours it
★your moans are the best thing he could listen to
★probs will record them and use them in a song during his free time
★hE WILL HOLD YOUR HAND DURING SEX OMG
★doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★you either fuck him
★or he fucks you
★what does it matter who’s on top as long as you both are enjoying it?
★D E E P M O A NS
★imagine him eating you out and he moans
★it’ll just vibrate against you
★when he cums, his voice actually gets really high
★wow
★do want


Kyungsoo:

★quiet
★really quiet
★the first few times you were intimate you were worried it wouldn’t feel good
★but he just doesn’t moan
★on the odd glorious occasion he’ll release a growl
★eye contact during the entire thing
★also loves gripping your hips
★love making with him would be soft and make you feel like the most loved person in the world
★but when he decided to go rough on you
★boi
★you’re gonna be sORE
★his plump lips will be stuck to your neck when he’s about to cum
★his heaving after his climax would be so hot


Jongin:

★imo i feel like sex with jongin would be really lazy

★but it would still be mind blowing

★there are the odd occasions when he comes home bursting with energy

★he fucks you into the sofa

★and against the wall

★and in the hallway floor

★and in bed

★and in the shower

★his face would be art

★his bottom lip between his teeth

★his eyes screwed shut

★trying to memorize how your moans sound when they mix with The Weekend’s music

★he doesn’t moan

★he just lets out these breathy gasps

★when he cums he lots out a long breath

★then goes limp


Sehun:

★another member that doesn’t care for dom/sub roles
★he likes what he likes
★loves fucking you until you beg for him to stop
★also loves when you tie him to the bed frame and fuck him
★has really high pitched moans
★he loves being called ‘baby boy’ when you’re on top
★ride him and he’ll give you the world
★he loves being over you when you have sex
★when he cums he whimpers
★your little puppy

I always love the reactions I get whenever I write Cockles. It’s either:

“Omg, this is so sweet! I love it! Thank you for writing this”

or it’s:

“WHY IS THIS GARBAGE ON MY DASH?! HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME READ THIS WITH MY OWN TWO EYES! PLEASE DELETE YOUR TUMBLR AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE! MY LIFE IS RUINED!”

And the fact that both of those mean the exact same thing makes me even happier. 

anonymous asked:

I'm not the one being a dick about Jen's departure. I'm a big fan of her and i understand why she chose to leave. I don't blame anyone who wants to watch s7. I know I won't because there is no Once without Emma for me. I've never sent hate to any of the actors or to A&E for it and i would never dare to. I'm allowed to be upset that it looks like you're all magically excited about a whole new show. You're the one who's being a dick about it. Re read your reply and maybe you'll understand.

Uh… Wow. I mean, it’s true, you are allowed to be upset about whatever the hell you wanna be upset about. They’re your feelings and no one should tell you not to have them. And I never did. In fact, I told you to have as many feelings as you wanna have, so long as you’re not a dick about them. And if you’re not being a dick and harassing people, most of what I said wouldn’t even apply to you, so why are you so flippin’ offended by it?

Ah, but you said why you’re upset, didn’t you? Yes. Yes, you did:

“I’m allowed to be upset that it looks like you’re all magically excited about a whole new show.”

I mean, I was assuming you were merely upset about Jen leaving and about there being very few CS scenes in S7, which are both things I can totally empathize with (so long as nobody’s getting harassed over it). But I see now this is an entirely different kettle of fish you’re dumping on me…

Grieving the loss of your favorite actor/actress in a show is one thing. Being bummed about the lack of new content for your OTP is another thing. But if you’re upset about other people enjoying something… I’m sorry, but you need to deal with it, Nonny. Other people are always going to enjoy things you don’t enjoy. They’re going to get excited about things you’re not excited about. It’s not the end of the world. It’s life. And you should get used to it, or you’re going to have a long and frustrating life ahead of you.

You don’t have to be excited about the new season. I’m totally cool with that. And you won’t be seeing any asks in your inbox from me, anon or not, bothering you about whatever you choose to do in your own space.

But this is my space. And I am 100% excited about S7.

If that bothers you, tough. I don’t care. If you come around here, trying to piss on my Cheerios because you’re “upset” that I’m “magically excited” about the new season, I will gladly take the opportunity to rub my extremely magical excitement in your face, because OMG COLIN IS IN IT and that’s all I need to be excited for this fucking thing and have you seen the pictures of him hugging that unicorn pillow? Like, what kind of sorcery is that? How is he so fucking glorious? Who gave him the right??? I’m so excited about it and about S7 and about fucking everything, I’m about to rocket right out of my pants and I do not have time to be replying to Negative Nancies, because I am too busy being EXCITED.

Also, FYI, if I’d wanted to be a dick to you, you’d fucking know it.

myiliterallyhavenolifegoals  asked:

omg so that Blessed Image of Ewan posing like a calender girl with his glorious mullet and lightsaber? Imagine it gets painted as nose art on one of the 212th's ship, like what other troops did with their ships

…that happened. The only thing no one can figure out is WHO did it. 

(Cody enjoys blaming it on other clones, but is 99% sure it was Anakin.)

anonymous asked:

I know we are not to put too much stock into the spoilers but could this be the worst hellatus ever?

I mean, how so? Worst as in you just can’t wait for s13 to start? Because then yes I kinda agree.

I mean I only experienced the post s7 hellatus sort of tangentially as someone not yet really “in the fandom” so I don’t know what went on there aside from me being baffled by gishwhes and trying to figure out what the hell was going on at all.

The post s8 hellatus was rather glorious with more fluff fic than has been produced at any one time in the history of this entire fandom. Post s9 was full of screaming and Demon Dean flailing and worry about Cas. Post s10 was wtf is the darkness are we all being punked. Post s11 was who tf is this Toni bitch and did she ACTUALLY SHOOT SAM and OMG MARY?!

So yeah, this one is PRETTY HUGE, what with Wayward Sisters becoming A Thing, and Cas “dead” but not for long (and heck now we even know that he’ll be “alive enough” to meet Jack again by episode 6 so hopefully we can all collectively chill about that now, because he’s probably gonna be alive again BEFORE that…).

I mean we’ve only got 80 days left to go before the season premiere! We’re almost halfway through the hellatus! I think this coming Thursday is the halfway point. WE CAN DO IT!

When you end up looking for the entire Andrew Scott’s filmography and it’s 3.30 am in the fucking night <3

What I saw: 

• Saving private Ryan
• Dead Bodies
• My life in film (and it’s lovely)
• Little White Lie
• Silent things (omg <3)
• BBC Sherlock (a billion times)
• Sea Wall (countless times omg I cry every time)
• The Town
• The Stag
• Pride (<3)
• Spectre
• Victor Frankenstein
• Alice through the looking glass (in his glorious 1,10 minutes)
• Denial
• This Beautiful Fantastic (and god: this is lovely)


What I am looking for (well, everything, but specifically): 

• Korea
• The Duel
• The Hour
• Blackout
• The Scapegoat
• Legacy
• Dates
• Locke
• Jimmy’s Hall
• The Hollow Crown: The War of the Roses
• Swallows and Amazons
• The Hope rooms (is already out..?)
• Handsome Devil (when and if it will come out in Italy -hah-)
• Steel Country (when and if it will come out in Italy -hahHAH-)
• +BONUS every Theatre work, if they exists (cock, sea wall, birdland etc)


I suck at searching for films and I normally fail… so if someone know where to find some plz tell meeeeh <3 I will send you a lot of love ;w;/ ~<3


  • Magnus: *taking a selfie*
  • Jace: what's with the kissy-face thing?
  • Magnus: It's called a duck-face.
  • Jace:
  • Magnus:
  • Jace:
  • Magnus:
  • Jace: OMG GTFO
  • Jace: GET AWAY FROM MY PARABATAI!!
  • Jace: HOW DARE YOU DO A DUCK FACE IN MY GLORIOUS PRESENCE
  • Alec: Come the fuck down Jace
  • Jace: YOU CALM DOWN ALEC
  • Alec: I'm not your bitch

Just got back from watching Strange Magic for the first time and GUYS. GUYS.

I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED IT. LIKE, SO MUCH.

I’m not saying it doesn’t have some flaws, BUT THE PARTS THAT WERE GOOD WERE SO DAMN GOOD. I’m thinking that this movie is going to be the equivalent of Labyrinth for the kids of this generation. I’M CALLING IT NOW. 

SUPER SPOILERY OUTPOURING OF EMOTIONS BELOW THE CUT

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

what the craaaaap please reassure me omg the look of betrayal in bell's face when clarke said she was staying :'((( please please tell me they interact in ep 4 bc their reunion was so beautiful and angsty

They don’t :( :( :(

BUTTTTTTT. Remember the Season 3 extended trailer and that glorious hug! It’s coming sometime down the line so they aren’t always going to be at odds. Yay!

No you don’t understand though, that hug in that trailer gave me LIFE after these 2 eps left me broken. Cling on tight to that tiny clip! It will keep you sane.

The thing about their last interaction that is so wonderful is that they didn’t HAVE to have that conversation. Clarke had already said all she needed to say to Kane and Abby. But still they gave the two a moment and a dialogue. Which goes on to keep showing us how important not only are they to each other but also how important they relationship is to the show. That was a important moment for them and I think it is going to set up a lot of their season long arcs.

But also, remember the pain in Clarke’s eyes. She didn’t WANT to stay. She had to. It was killing her to stay but she stayed for her people to make sure Lexa keeps her word and doesn’t betray them. Having that conversation with Bell was difficult than having that conversation with her mom. She knew how much she hurt him and it was killing her. She was through her few words and her eyes almost pleading for him to understand why she was doing this. Because she needed him to understand. 

It was painful and angsty but it was SO IMPORTANT for they relationship! This is by no means a bad thing for Bellarke. And I know people are upset with Clarke for hurting him but she was hurting just as much if not more. She made a difficult decision and sacrificed a lot personally for the good of her people.

[IMPORTANT]: BLOG CHANGES + MAYBE ANOTHER GIVEAWAY + EXO SCRAPBOOK MINI UPDATE

As 2013 comes to an end, we will be facing a NEW YEAR!!! Woohoo! 

New year means NEW IHAVEATHINGFOREXO!

We will bring new changes to the blog such as:

  • New theme
  • New submissions format
  • Not so sure about segments…we might add or take away some segments…

Hopefully you will all like these new changes! We will LOCK IHAVEATHINGFOREXO on JANUARY 1, 2014 to change the entire blog! Make sure you don’t “sneak around” and look at our changes!

Another thing…I just finished packing giveaway stuff for the winners for the last giveaways IHATFE did…

woohoo~ I will be sending all of these goodies tomorrow!

I have a lot of extra exo merchandise left…and i’m not sure what to do with them:

Growl Repackage Album with Sehun Photocard

Calendar photo cards from KPOPTOWN

huge posters omg

look at how big and glorious they are

I’m not entirely sure on what to do with these yet. I’m literally drowning in EXO OMG.  I might have ONE GIVEAWAY. Only ONE WINNER will win ALL OF THESE (tbh I’m tired of multiple winners hahahha shipping is too much for me lmfao)…this giveaway is still in process…I’ll let you guys know what I decide to do for these goodies..

as for the EXO SCRAPBOOK, I am almost done with the last section :D I will post an update in MID JANUARY before we send them to EXO! :D

That’s all folks!

~Admin Mercydel

P.S. Please LIKE this announcement after reading! it would be much appreciated

AHS: Freakshow EP 1 Liveblog Pt 3
  • Scheduled sex
  • Oh no
  • What is happening?
  • OMG
  • OMG
  • AHHHHHHH
  • HE’S A HAND PROSTITUTE 
  • AQUA VELVA
  • OMG
  • BETTE IS SO CUTE
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • I HATE CLOWNS
  • CLOWNS THAT TAKE CHILDREN
  • WHAT THE SHIT
  • OH SHE’S NOT DEAD
  • SHE’S ALIVE
  • STOPPPPPPPPPP
  • THAT THING IS TERRIFYING
  • AT LEAST YOU TRIED
  • I DON’T WANT ANY FUCKING BALLOON ANIMALS
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • NOOOO
  • NOOO
  • NI
  • NOOOOOOOO
  • LOOK AT THAT SHOT OF JESSICA
  • SHE’S BACKLIT
  • BETTE I LOVE YOU
  • GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOR
  • BETTTTTTTTTE
  • WHAT THE FUCK
  • WHAT THE FUCK
  • DOT
  • BETTE
  • I LOVE YOU SO
  • YOU THINK IM WALKING INTO A GIANT MONSTER FACE
  • NO
  • HELL NO

anonymous asked:

omg becky have you ever thought that the reason they were all so flirty talking about that kanye song in spain was bc they blow each other while it played???

UM how dare u NO I DIDNT but it would explain the head-duck and stupid bashful blushy grin on liam’s little face when zayn bought it up

i hope they have it on mixtape of songs they get freaky to sigh </3 love that interview tbh they were both so giddy and touchy with eachother plus zayn touching his junk whilst gazing at liam

what a truly glorious thing 2 watch, one of my fave interviews (x) <3

screaming-from-the-void  asked:

ok but an au where instead of getting plagg, adrien gets nuru?? and like omg i need cute adrien and nuru interactions

Ye Nooroo is a cutie pie and doesn’t deserve a life under Gabriel Agreste

And like, Adrien Agreste fighting with a cane and also employing superheroes when things get real rough? And Ladybug is just so annoyed bc they’re supposed to be doing the fighting themselves and Adrien is like, “look at this glorious creation and what they can do” and each sidekick gets more over the top and ridiculous

I love it

~mariquita

 l love the general reactions to the new FATM material. It started out with “Let’s do some crazy expressive dancing in the middle of the jungle because we fucking can”. Then everyone went “Wow, this thing is a killer/Wow, what even is this *shocked face*” (WKOM), then it continued with “Can I give you my heart on a silver platter because OMG” (Third Eye), then turned into “Oh fuck, now we have our souls ripped out of our bodies and are crying somewhere on the floor” (St Jude) and so far peaked in “Let’s buy an old giant American car and drive down a highway with full speed and our eyes closed because hahahahahaha!” (Ship to Wreck) This is pretty glorious so far…

anonymous asked:

Can you picture what life will be like after Taylor and karlie come out, after all the media crap and everything when they're just like any other celebrity couple? Constantly posting cute pics on Instagram and going to every award show together and tweeting about the cute annoying little things the other one does, commenting hearts on each other's posts, pics of them kissing. Can you imagine how great that's gonna be?

Anon don’t do this to me, my heart can’t handle it :’) it’s going to be glorious omg 

anonymous asked:

"John, John wake up!" Sherlock says concerned that his flat mate has just fainted. "Sherlock?" John questions coming to, "what happened?" "You took one look at me and fainted," Sherlock replies. "I don't faint," John says trying to sit up and realizing Sherlock is not only naked but he's wearing oversized dog tags that read "property of John Watson." John faints again. Sherlock calls an ambulance. Mycroft and Greg need to be called to allow Sherlock to act as John's next of kin.

HAHAHAHA OMG XD