omg those abs

Swim team girls vs non swim team girls
  • When a guy walks by in a speedo: (swim): Sup dude
  • (Non swim): ASDFGHJKL DICK!
  • When someone does butterfly:
  • (Swim) ugh, I hate that stroke
  • (Non swim) ASDFGHJKL MUSCLES OMG LOOK AT HOW HOT
  • When a girl passes by in a one-piece:
  • (Swim) Oh that's so cute! I love that color
  • (Non swim) Ew ew ew! GET IT AWAY I CANNOT SEE YOUR STOMACH OMG WHERE DID IT GO
  • When someone snaps their goggle band:
  • (Swim) I have an extra pair
  • (Non swim) Swim without them.
  • (The whole swim team) ONE SIMPLY CANNOT SWIM WITHOUT GOGGLES
  • Guy walks by and has abs:
  • (Swim) hey -insert dudes name here-.
  • (Non swim) DID YOU SEE THOSE ABS OMG MY FUCKING GOD
  • When someone gets placed in the good lane:
  • (Swim) Lucky.
  • (Non swim) Ohhhhh he's cute. *points to random guy*
  • I MAY have over done it on the non but really, this is pretty much how it goes when I bring my friends to swim practice.
War of Hormone

I’m gonna say it straight up. If you wanted to be offended by this song and it’s lyrics, you’re gonna find what you need to, to make sure that your feelings are justified. 

You read those lyrics and you think “omg they’re objectifying women and saying that women are basically men’s toys”, when really you just read what was on the surface and made your own conclusion without really analyzing the lyrics. 

I’ll keep this short and simple. BTS was not trying to make women seem like men’s toys that they can use and drop whenever they want. They were trying to help us understand what a boy at that age, with raging hormones, goes through when he sees a beautiful women in front him. (and don’t fuckin sit there and act like your bitch ass doesn’t want to jump a fine ass motherfucker with a six pack. LOL please!) They were trying to show us that women have such this powerful hold over men, that we could literally make them fall to their knees with one glance. That women, are a gift from heaven that we must all cherish.(“Girls are the best present”  AND “I know that girls are the best things in the world”)

LOL and I’m done fuckin hearing one sided shit. If you’re gonna attack bangtan for their lyrics, I want your bitch ass to attack the girl groups too cause they have some messed up lyrics too. Ya’ll act like men are always trying to objectify women and women are just these innocent angels. Aren’t you just contributing to the old idea from way back in the day that women are not suppose to understand sexual desires or experience sexual pleasure. LOL come on really? What the hell do you think girls talk about when they fangirl over kpop groups “Omg those arms, omg that jawline, those abs, those legs, that bulge,look at that ass. Let me love you bby”

Girls with raging hormones think similarly, we just don’t put it into our music because it’s not “lady-like”

STAY MAD. 

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PEEKABOO!!! I SEE U IM ABS! 😍

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