omg this was hilarious and super awkward

THIS EPISODE GAVE ME THE GIGGLES iiiiit’s POST-SPN SCOUTTHOUGHTS

  • “dad loved this thing” LMAO THE NEGAN REFERENCE I’M CRYIN THE BAT 
  • i’m sorry that is the best–their AU dad is a megalomaniac in a zombie apocalypse 
  • THE GISHWHES REFERENCE 
  •  finally sam has a dog. wait nevermind 
  • [lucifer voice] mm. kinky. 
  • oh my god i love these awkward business demons 
  • SATAN GETS HIS OWN DOG BUT SAM DOESN’T!? 
  • the thing keeping luci from talking omg this is hilarious 
  • JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ….i like this new angel ;n; (EDIT: the angel i like is the new one talking to cas! i can’t recall his name lol)
  • RIP AWK BUSINESS DEMONS 
  • the glasses! :D 
  • OHHH DEAN IS GONNA BE PIIIIISSED 
  • the green cooler has made ITS ACTION DEBUT 
  • OHHHOOOH SHIT CROWLEY OHHH THIS IS SUPER COOL “this vessel is your cage” I HAVE WANTED THIS SO BAD 
  • NO! cas! you have! a HOME! ON EARTH

i hope this means WE’RE GOING TO GET SOME OF OUR OLD ANGELS BACK

my thoughts on the signs (based on personal experience)
  • aries: really mysterious people, tough too. kinda awkward talking to them at first but super crazy after you get to know them. can get anyone they want tbh.
  • taurus: super fricking hilarious!! doesn't take much to get to know them. they're so smart its not even funny. loves animals and will text you 24/7 if they like you.
  • gemini: weirdest people ever omg. likes to go out and have fun all the time. they never run out of puns for anything. worst planners ever but you'll enjoy every moment of spending time with them. really smart ppl too. not two faced at all but y'all need to chill tf out sometimes.
  • cancer: THE CUTEST EVER. you'll fall in love with them the second you meet them. they never run out of things to talk about so conversations can go on forever. best insides jokes with them. seems innocent but is actually so dirty minded. could cuddle them for hours.
  • leo: wants to spend time with people they like all day everyday. not as self confident as you might think. always searching for a significant other to complete them. really physical and enjoys hugs a lot. funny too.
  • virgo: totally not like their 'mom' stereotype at all!! loves to party and just have fun in general. loves to travel and go on adventures. most aren't really shy as they are perceived. cute ass people who love plants. doesn't reply to their texts half the time and are really good at ending uninteresting convos. smartest people you'll ever meet. probably smokes weed.
  • libra: BEAUTY QUEENS. they can literally rock any look/any outfit. never fail to make you laugh until you legit almost pee your pants. talks alot of shit tho :/ but fun to be around anyways. if you need someone who's always gonna be there for you libra's are the people.
  • scorpio: they're the hottest people to walk the earth. some are insanely awkward and some are social butterflies. falls for people really easily and have probably dated more than 8 people. chill with the sexual stuff tho. takes a lot for them to start to trust you/open up to you but once they do they will literally tell you everything. will be there for you and comfort you when you're sad no matter what. one hell of a heartbreak.
  • sagittarius: kinda shy unlike their stereotype but doesnt take much for them to start to open up. if they like talking to you they'll never run out of things to talk about. if they aren't replying to your texts theyre probably out and about. they're the friends that are willing to go out to buy you food and drop it off at your house. super fricking hilarious too.
  • capricorn: actual moms of the zodiac. really extroverted and has a ton of friends. they have a lot on their minds and if they're comfortable with you they will vent to you like there's no tomorrow. they dont give the best advice but they'll be there for you when you need someone. really smart people but they procrastinate so much omg. willing to try anything as long as a close friend tries it with them.
  • aquarius: really great people!! able to laugh their heads off at anything (like even super stupid things). even if your joke isn't funny they'll laugh at it. the friend out of the group that listens when the overpowered one talks. has a lot of opinions they like to voice and can talk mad shit if they hate someone enough.
  • pisces: one of my fave signs. they're always so happy and can cheer up literally anyone. they get distracted easily and tend to change the subject of discussion a lot. doesn't text/call anyone for long. super duper cute and popular af??? also stellar sense of humor.

anonymous asked:

HI CARBOXYLS!!!!!! you said you were playing pokemon go, did you have any pokemon go x bts headcanons? also what cool pokemon did you catch? :D thank you! and i love your writing <3

hey doll!!! thank you, i’m glad you enjoy my stories~ and yes i have been! and unfortunately like many ppl my life has been presently taken over by it HAHA, so i def have bts/pgo headcanons since this app is grounds for so many cute otp things~~ ╭(♡・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ hihi. 

  • team instinct: taehyung
  • team valor: yoongi, jimin, jeongguk
  • team mystic: seokjin, namjoon
  • team mystinct (??? i could not decide ???): hoseok
  • jeongguk is That Guy that’s gym leader of like four gyms all within 3 square km of each other with inconceivably op pokemon (;¬_¬) “how did intlplayboy power up his gyrados to 1355 already the game came out last week how does he have not only a powerful gyrados but also a lapras at 1095 cp and a tentacruel at 1161 cp what the f” “he’s from busan those are all more or less water pokemon dude”
  • taehyung is that guy that is the beacon of team instinct, no one knows how but he has a hypno at 2117 cp and holds down the gym at one of the biggest lecture halls on campus and. even if the gym goes down to level 1 no one can beat his hypno out for longer than fifteen minutes!!! sometimes valor comes by to catch it but then he’s like “hi (^▽^)/ i don’t like ppl chasing me out of my gyms so i’m going to fix this real quick” and ppl are like oh shit it’s that trainer…eheheh…but he also has 16 eevees because he couldn’t transfer them away ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ )
    • “they’re so cute” “taehyung they all look the same you could have a flareon by now” “i named them all after fruit” “how did you trade enough drowzees away to have such a strong hypno” “drowzees are significantly less adorable than eevees jeongguk god don’t you know anything”
    • he also has “the cutest oddish ever named bok choy
    • one day he beats jeongguk’s lapras gym with his 1732 gengar and jeongguk is so salty about it but he’s like ok i’ll let you keep it bc i love you
    • they are the cutest valstinct otp ever
  • namjoon is that guy that, no matter how hard he tries, gets nothing but pidgeys and rattatas but one day he somehow happens across an alakazam and drops his phone in his excitement ヘ(゜Д、゜)ノeffectively cracking the screen
    • don’t worry, he gets the alakazam
  • yoongi would be team valor if he wasn’t too lazy to go out and actually find pokemon so he’s at level 3 right now, satisfied with his 5 zubats and squirtle ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
  • seokjin would be neck and neck with jeongguk all the time he’s constantly battling jeongguk’s gyms like AAGGGHHHH they’re always trying to beat each other for pokemon with highest cp, rarest pokemon, whoever catches mewtwo first has to do dishes for a year 
    • he also holds his own with two gyms and several in lower tiers in other valor gyms his pride and joys are his 983 cp rapidash and 1272 cp clefable hihi
    • their rivalry is worsened by the mysvalor rivalry (imagine them like nose to nose about this omg) (´艸`〃) which is absolutely HILARIOUS 
  • hoseok would have a lot of those awkward middle stage evolutions because “stop teasing me i’m TRYING do you know how hard it is to get enough candy to evolve nidorino to a nidoking” but he hatches eggs faster than all the others bc he just leaves his phone in his pocket when he’s dancing and it thinks he’s going lots of places. so he’s the first to get an onix and a snorlax from the 10 km eggs~ everyone is Super Jealous and he’s just like ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ HAHA 

that mostly what i got~ wow it turned out a lot longer than i thought it would but waiting at lures gives me a lot of free time to just mull over headcanons LOL, and as for me!!! my pride and joy is my ninetales…!!! i am also quite fond of my electrode, look at that face. omg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) –carboxyls

my thoughts on the signs (based on personal experience)

aries: really mysterious people, tough too. kinda awkward talking to them at first but super crazy after you get to know them. can get anyone they want tbh.

taurus: super fricking hilarious!! doesn’t take much to get to know them. they’re so smart its not even funny. loves animals and will text you 24/7 if they like you.

gemini: weirdest people ever omg. likes to go out and have fun all the time. they never run out of puns for anything. worst planners ever but you’ll enjoy every moment of spending time with them. really smart ppl too. not two faced at all but y'all need to chill tf out sometimes.

cancer: THE CUTEST EVER. you’ll fall in love with them the second you meet them. they never run out of things to talk about so conversations can go on forever. best insides jokes with them. seems innocent but is actually so dirty minded. could cuddle them for hours.

leo: wants to spend time with people they like all day everyday. not as self confident as you might think. always searching for a significant other to complete them. really physical and enjoys hugs a lot. funny too.

virgo: totally not like their ‘mom’ stereotype at all!! loves to party and just have fun in general. loves to travel and go on adventures. most aren’t really shy as they are perceived. cute ass people who love plants. doesn’t reply to their texts half the time and are really good at ending uninteresting convos. smartest people you’ll ever meet. probably smokes weed.

libra: BEAUTY QUEENS. they can literally rock any look/any outfit. never fail to make you laugh until you legit almost pee your pants. talks alot of shit tho :/ but fun to be around anyways. if you need someone who’s always gonna be there for you libra’s are the people.

scorpio: they’re the hottest people to walk the earth. some are insanely awkward and some are social butterflies. falls for people really easily and have probably dated more than 8 people. chill with the sexual stuff tho. takes a lot for them to start to trust you/open up to you but once they do they will literally tell you everything. will be there for you and comfort you when you’re sad no matter what. one hell of a heartbreak.

sagittarius: kinda shy unlike their stereotype but doesnt take much for them to start to open up. if they like talking to you they’ll never run out of things to talk about. if they aren’t replying to your texts theyre probably out and about. they’re the friends that are willing to go out to buy you food and drop it off at your house. super fricking hilarious too.

capricorn: actual moms of the zodiac. really extroverted and has a ton of friends. they have a lot on their minds and if they’re comfortable with you they will vent to you like there’s no tomorrow. they dont give the best advice but they’ll be there for you when you need someone. really smart people but they procrastinate so much omg. willing to try anything as long as a close friend tries it with them.

aquarius: really great people!! able to laugh their heads off at anything (like even super stupid things). even if your joke isn’t funny they’ll laugh at it. the friend out of the group that listens when the overpowered one talks. has a lot of opinions they like to voice and can talk mad shit if they hate someone enough.

pisces: one of my fave signs. they’re always so happy and can cheer up literally anyone. they get distracted easily and tend to change the subject of discussion a lot. doesn’t text/call anyone for long. super duper cute and popular af??? also stellar sense of humor.

ji-minyngi  asked:

Can you do Exo's reaction to them finding your old tumblr, which was a blog dedicated to another member of Exo? Like they're your boyfriend and yeah... (⌒_⌒;) Thank you!!!

Omg that would be so awkward for both of you guys >.< Thanks for the request~

Xiumin: “Umm, jagi, what is this?”

Luhan (ft Lay and Kris): “Well this is awkward.”

Kris: “Hey y/n…why did you have a blog dedicated to someone else?” *scrolls through it*

Suho: “You mean I wasn’t always you’re favoutrite…” *gets all emotional*

Lay: “Hey y/n, what is this ‘fan fiction’?

Baekhyun: “Well why didn’t you date him and not me?” *just joking with you*

Chen: “Gurl you were thirsty.”

Chanyeol: “Oh my god I’ve got to show this to other members!”

D.O: *finds it hilarious* “Haha I haven’t laughed so hard in forever!”

Tao: “I wasn’t your bias…….rude.” *gets super awkward*

Kai: “Omg I’ve got to show the other members.” *just doing this to bug you*

Sehun: “Well, obviously he’s not your bias anymore. How could you resist this?”

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Omg lol, I love this cast 😂

A few things:

*WHY are they standing so close?! Like, there’s plenty of space to either side right?!!

*Misha’s hand is begging to grab a hold of Jensen’s and entwine them. I mean, it looks a bit awkward.

*They wanted to smile like idiots and barely contained it.

*What pretty blush is tinting their faces.

*And last but not least, Rob is hilarious and super adorable (we share the same drawing skills 😆). I like how his ‘hand’ is over Misha’s. I love how the entire cast is supporting this campaign. They are all so kind and overall amazing.

<YOU ARE NOT ALONE>

somewhereovertheyixing  asked:

exo reaction to your blog... idk, i tried k

Hahaha, all of them would run away, jk


Suho- “These are my children you are talking about!” *huddles exo away from me* 

Lay- “Take this away from my innocent eyes!” *logs off internet forever*

Xiumin- “Okay, erm…” *is speechless* *laughing awkwardly* *secretly stalks my blog to have a good laugh*

Chen- “Ahahahahahah, this is the bestest thing I’ve ever seen.” *laughing hardly* *teasing members about my tags for them* *would get turned on by my tags*

D.O- “Why did you show me this? I’ll strangle this if you show it to me again.” *now has backup for revenge* *secretly stalks kaisoo tag and loves it* *is super awkward and giggly*

Kai- “Oh gosh,” *eyes widen* “haha I’m sorry I’m so sexy.” *also stalks kaisoo tag* *finds my tags hilarious* *can’t not laugh when he sees Sehun*

Baekhyun- “Omg, look at the tags! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!” *is practically dying from laughter*

Chanyeol- “I think she’s just a tad thirsty, pahahah.” *looks at baekhyun tag, is probably disappointed* *giggly and awkward*

Sehun- “What have I done?” “Ahahah, yes gurl, I do have the best butt!” *is probably scared or very turned on* (idk which) *rubs it in his hyungs face*

Tao- “Awwwe, thank you for your support, maybe we should support you and give you holy water.” *nods head and is thankful for support* *laughs at sehun tag* 

Kris- “So, I have a dragon in my pants? What?” *probably laughing* *is confused at his tag* *like the pics of Tao and Suho the most*

Luhan- “Omg, why? Atleast she thinks I’m manly.” *is worried about me being thirsty asf* *stalks hunhan tag* *laughing awkwardly and leaves*