omg this took me so long idk why

Jerome Valeska x Reader: Our Love

Originally posted by hellomadzstuff

a big thank you to my lovely friend @im-not-dead-but-i-should-be who made writing this story possible by helping me so much!

also idk  but it really took me long to write this and it’s so short….. omg kill me


‘Perfect. Fucking perfect.’

[Y/N] was going to be late. Thanks to her alarm. She knew that shit is going to broke sooner or later and she didn’t do anything about it.

She would’t even care but today was Monday and her first class on Monday was English.

She despised her English teacher. He was an asshole. Always making rude comments about her and the other girls.

‘[Y/L/N] why do you look so sad? Smile, kid! You look so pretty with that smile!’

‘[Y/LN] what’s with that stupid smile? You’re supposed to read something!’

He was so annoying.


[Y/N] realized she’s already late anyway, so why should she bother? She wanted to have a proper breakfast.

After doing her morning routine she grabbed a backpack, keys and left the apartment.

Ugh. It was snowing.  

As she peacefully walked on the iced streets of Gotham, she checked the time and she couldn’t believe herself. This is what you get when you “shouldn’t bother”.

[Y/N] was going to be late. Again. To her second class.

So she did the only think she could think of.

She ran.


When [Y/N]’s feet met the slippery bridge, she didn’t slow down. She knew it was very risky but she could’t be that late, she would be in trouble!

She thought she’s going to be just fine because she was already in the middle of the construction but oh boy, how naive she was.

Then she was running and now she wasn’t.

Her face was in the snow..

Yes, she slipped.

[Y/N] groaned and was about to start getting up but she heard a laugh.

Quite maniacal one.

It was a male, he sounded young. She didn’t want to see him, she was to ashamed to show him his face.

It was obvious that her fall looked hilarious but seriously, she could have hurt herself!

Now she was mad at this guy.

Still too embarrassed to get up though.

So poor [Y/N] laid there until she heard the person walking away still giggling a little.

‘Wow. What an asshole.’ She thought and finally stood up.


She arrived to school after her English class. She made it right on time.

At least she didn’t have to confront her teacher.


Classes passed by very quickly, thanks to [Y/N]’s five friends.

They were supposed to grab something to eat and go to the movies. [Y/N] loved cinema.

As the laughing pack left the building they heard an explosion and people screaming. Just around the corner.

“What was that?!”

“I don’t know, let’s check it out!”

‘Very fucking smart..’ Thought [Y/N] but didn’t say anything.

Now while walking in the direction of even louder screams she seriously wanted to say something. It really wasn’t a good idea to go there, now with everything happening with Jerome Valeska being alive and his cult–




–And the penny drops.

‘That laugh. It was him!’

When running people started to pass them by she stopped in her tracks.

“Okay guys, this is very stupid of us. We really shouldn–”

“My, my, what do we have here?” Somebody cut her off.

The group slowly turned around to meet Jerome Valeska, in the flesh, standing there and smiling madly at them.

‘Oh no…now we’re screwed’

As they stared at him, too afraid to run, a school bus pulled up.

Those lunatics. Those lunatics from his cult were in this bus. 

[Y/N] could’t take a good look from her position but it seemed like all of them were ugly men with clown make up on their faces, holding weapons. 

Jerome started to laugh darkly as he saw the fear in their eyes.

“Come on children, the bus is hereee! Now, get in or..” He targeted his gun at them.

“..die.”

Scared pack could only nod, expect [Y/N].

“Alrighty then…” She spoke, wanting to play it cool. She didn’t want to give him satisfaction of her shaking in fear.

All of her friends were already in the bus, probably sobbing and not knowing what to do.

[Y/N] really wanted to save her ass, so she started to think about the plan.

The moment she was about to step into the bus, passing Jerome, [Y/N] flirtatiously smiled at him, kinda praying he’s not gay. Her plan was to use her looks to save herself. She didn’t expect anything just yet, she didn’t even have a full plan, it was all so spontaneous.

When their eye contact broke she heard him say “C'mere, Angel.”

A little shocked [Y/N] skipped to him and gave him a small smile.

She felt him put an arm around her waist.

“We can’t let you fall and hurt yourself again, can we?”

Now she was sure it was him laughing at her earlier. Douchebag.

[Y/N] only nodded as she let him hold her waist and sensing him entering the bus right after her.

Then she felt somebody hitting her head with something hard and she fell straight on the bus floor knocked out.


“Rise and shine, Beautiful..” A hot breath on her ear was present as she started to wake up.

Her vision more clear now, so she could see she’s been lying on the hard floor, and noticed the Ginger hovering over her.

She whined because her head hurt like hell.

Jerome’s face softened as he caressed her cheek.

“I’m so sorry about it, Doll. That idiot who did that to you is already dead.”

He helped her to stand up and took her to another room of wherever they were.  

What [Y/N] saw before her was absolutely terrible. Her friends tied to the chairs, crying in pain. Three psychos torturing them.

When they saw Jerome coming in, they left the room one by one, still laughing.

“Alrighty!” He shouted smiling widely at her almost lifeless friends and then turned to [Y/N].

“Listen [Y/N]..” She wasn’t even surprised he knew her name.

“When I saw you for the first time.. I knew you were just like me. Different. What I’m saying is, join me. You can be my queen of hearts. Well, more like of my heart. I know you feel the same about me, Doll Face.”

Okay, this is crazy. [Y/N] wanted to play with his mind and make him think that she likes him because she wants to be alive. Nothing wrong with that.. but she wasn’t prepared for something like this, for God’s sake. It’s not her fault nobody ever loved Jerome this way. Or at all.

What is he gonna do to her friends?!

“What about my friends?”

“Thought you’re not gonna ask! That’s the funny part, Darling!”

“..What?”

“You’re going to kill ‘em! Bang! You don’t need ‘em do you?! I’m everything you need!”

[Y/N] forgot how to speak English. She started to pray this is all a cruel joke or better - a nightmare.

“Are you crazy?! I’m not doing this!”

“Yes. You. Are.” She could tell he was angry.

He pushed a gun into her hands.

“You’re doing this, Lovely. Now.”

She targeted the gun at them, shaking like mad. She didn’t want to do this.

“Pull the trigger.” He hissed.

Too many emotions. [Y/N] was so nervous she started to sob, look on her friend’s faces not helping at all. Hopeless like they were expecting her to do it..

Now Jerome was seriously annoyed and bored.

“Guess I have to kill all of you now…”

He shot her friends in the head and dropped the gun. He took out his knife and just as he was about to hop in her way–


–There was a shot “GCPD! You’re surrounded!

And then she realized. She didn’t even flinch. She still had a gun pointed at their direction. She was too shocked to do anything.

This is so stupid.

So stupid.

“Amazing job, Honey!”

Oh no.

No.

Stupid.

He did it on purpose.


One month later, Arkham Asylum

‘’[Y/N]! How is my favourite inmate doing?” said Jerome, squeezing her hard.

She pushed him off and didn’t say anything.

“Awww, c’mon Baby, you can’t possibly be still mad at me? I did it for our love!”

Great. Now she was stuck with him in this crazy place.

At least they had their love.. Right?

To The Hommie Who asked About Yoongi’s Donger... (My Opinion)

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there…..

Okie first of all I personally think Yoongi has a pencil dick (hella long but very slim) he so slim and delicate but like damn boy be packing…. I can picture that tbh 

…Why you ask well just look at the boy he is a cute little bean pole like he is just precious….So it makes sense for him to be very slim when it comes to his donger.. granted he is very long meaning BOY BE PACKING….

Just imagine a pencil:

Still not convinced?…. well look at this boy’s feet!!!:

Exhibit B:

Jesus what is he a thirteen?

Suga has very slender feet so it makes sense for him to be on the slimmer side when it comes to his dingaling……

JUST LOOK at those ballerina feet!!!

May or may not have a food fetish because of this boy …

Don’t believe me yet?…

Exhibit C:

OMG what are this?!!!!!

IT just looks very slim and long like I can basically see it through his pants…..

Still don’t believe me ?: Look at this VINE!!!

https://vine.co/v/eU7v3Lbphlt

OMG THOSE ARE SWEAT PANTS:


In conclusion Yoongi has a pencil dick  meaning he is longer than he is wide like he’s very long probably 4-5 inches above average but it’s very slim and sensitive…. 

 Still not convinced that he has a pencil dick???…

Look at this boys hands!!:

Exhibit D: (wink wink)

They look like porcelain Twizzlers…    

OMG THSE FINGERS ARE EVERYTHING!!! sdvjWOUOwvJPI:

DROOLS…..

AGAIN THIS MY OPINION SO FEEL FREE TO COMMENT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK

Like I said in my other posts  I have heard that Idols sometimes don’t wear underwear because of how tight their pants are and they wear a cup so this could also be why the bulges differ in size… Idk let me know what you think ……

To the perosn who requested this sorry it took so long to post I had to collect my evidence and make sure it was accurate..but here you go…

Again this is all the proof I have and if you have any opinions feel free to share… I wonder how big the other members are tbh ..

idk what to call it

Error sighed as he walked into his and inks shared little home. “ink I’m back” he yelled, hearing his own voice echo out through the windows into the void, but strangely there was no response.

Error crocked a brow “ink?” he yelled again, finding it a bit weird that the other skeleton wasn’t home right now. “must have run into some friends of his” error murmured to himself, yawning and running a hand over his face.

He was tired and just wanted to laze around. So badly that he didn’t see his colourful boyfriend giggling behind the doorframe. Stretching his arms above his head error slowly moved to the living room looking around in the hopes of seeing ink sleeping on the couch, but at last ink was still nowhere in his sight.

Ink chuckled a little and sneaked after error trying his hardest not to make a noise. As he cached sight of error again he sneaked a bit closer and quickly hiding behind the couch as error turned around and walked over to an little basket in the corner of the room, the place where he kept his glasses and knitting stuff.

With error distracted ink got closer and closer until he was right behind the other skeleton. An smirk appeared on his face as he reached out his arms in a grabbing stands, ready to attack. He chuckled again making error perk up and turn around. “ink are you th..” error didn’t get to finish his sentence as ink swooped him up in the air yelling “HUG ATTACK” into errors ears (?) smiling brightly.

Error keened loudly as ink started swaying him around a bit, giggling and squeezing him tightly, error didn’t know what to think of this, this was to sudden he wasn’t used to this. his eyes filled themselves up with error sighs making him blind to the world around him “i-iNk puT-T me D-Down” he said glitching taking over his voice.      

Ink stopped swinging noticing the glitchy words “sorry, sorry” he mumbled quickly setting error down on his own feet and letting him go. “are you oke there pal?” ink said with a bit of worry in his voice.

Error, who for a matter of fact was still blind started to blindly (get it?) feel around him as he was trying to get a hold of something, anything. Seeing this ink gently took hold of errors hand. “was that a bit sudden for you?” he asked trying to keep voice a bit low.

Error tried to smile a bit “maybe a bit” he squeezed inks hand a lightly, trying to get some grounding as if he was making sure ink was really there “you got me, you got me good I’ll give you that” he said a smirk taking over his face.

Ink giggled “do I get a victory prize?” ink spoke, wiggling his brow bones (logic isn’t a thing here) a bit, to which the still blinded error was unaware to.

Error blinked a few times trying to clear out the error sighs in his eyes “victory prize?” he asked the error sighs starting to fade a bit “What do you want then” ink smiled softly “I think I know something”

Ink to a hold of errors other hand making error turn to face him “just hold still please” ink said slowly leaning in close. error was about to ask why until he felt a soft breath ghosting over his teeth. Error blinked a few more times finally freeing his eyes from the error sighs giving him the ability to see once more.

“ink” error whispered softly looking straight (or gay bedum tsss….. I’ll let myself out) into inks eyes. Ink smiled softly getting a bit closer “may I?” ink whispered letting another breath travel over error teeth.

Error didn’t know how to answer he was to enchanted by inks eyes and how they were full of gently affection, so he just nodded.

Ink leaned forwards the last bit gently pressing his teeth to errors is a sweet skeleton kiss. Error hummed into the kiss and let his eyes slide shut and giving inks hands a squeeze. After a minute ink pulled back slowly and smiled. “was that better?”

Error said nothing for a while before letting out a small laugh “yeah that was nice” ink gave a little chuckle himself and leaned his head onto errors shoulder sighing softly.

“you’re touchy today” error said with a smile, leaning his head against inks. ink only hummed nuzzling a bit into errors shoulder “and you’re warm” he said into the others shoulder. Error blushed at the words and looked away his cheeks tinted yellow. Ink laughed softly and nuzzled his head into errors neck.

“why do I put up with you?”  error asked, ink only smiled and pulled back to look error in the eye “because you love me” error pouted “sadly I do” ink giggled “I love you to” 

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welp i told you i suck at writing

sorry it took so long i was a bit busy and lazy the last few days but yeah have a bit of errorink floof

ps: it’s based of the draw where ink is picking error up and a draw were they smooths 

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Unu says: OMG, this is super cute! I was so happy to find this in my inbox, I enjoyed readin this and I can absolutely see these two interact like this. Thank you, I’m so glad I inspired you this much - I honestly wish I could draw this, it’s so perfect! <3

anonymous asked:

Omg idk why it took me so long to find it but!! our man BC on Jimmy Fallon.... the freakin Mad Lib Theatre thing !! uuggshshhshs !! aaaa !! go watch it now if u haven't already

Oh my god it’s one of my favourite things to ever exist and you are watching it now? It’s absolute gold. Favourite part :  “Gyrating just half a millimeter away from the crime scene” . 

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Hey everyone! We survived 2015™, and it’s almost one year since I made this blog so I decided to make another follow forever. Thank you so much to everyone who followed me, it really means so much! xx

Mutuals (I love you all so no one is bolded) :

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The Dinner

okay boom i came here with a story-time because i was conflicted with my feelings and i’m just all over the place this past weekend 

Me and my friends went to Korea town to get some Korean BBQ (mind you this is there first time trying Korean food and i wanted to show them how its done cause you know ya girl tried it so much) So today i dressed extra cute and stylish cause why not you never know what might happen *wink*.We enter the restaurant and it was a very friendly environment we was greeted with  smiles as we walked in and seated at our tables.

The way the restaurant is setup is that there are a very few tables in the front and theirs an open staircase going to the second floor, a large mirror next to us and like 7 feet away from us was this  place where they make drinks but it had like a tinted window but i can very much see if someone next to the glass window . so any way the waiter came and he looked like he was in his late thirties early 40 but not that old so he took our orders and when i order the kimichi soup he was like that's a very good choice and in my mind i’m like  yeah i know my Korean food haha .

so little bit after i didn't notice the  younger Korean waiter who was in his 20"s good looking and tall hehe ,he came to our table and i guess the older waiter didn't take my friends drink so when he came to our table  i guess to fill our water cups my friend ask him for her drink and he brought it back(i regret not paying attention to him then aigoo so i would've noticed him more aigoooo ) so me and my friends where having a good time chatting up a storm laughing our butts off cause they was madd funny i notice some of the workers staring at us (some workers were Korean and others were Mexican) i guess b/c we were the only black girls in the front and we were talking .

the food comes out and i notice the young waiter was staring at me from the tinted window i guess he thought i couldn’t see him he was looking a little longer  but i guess he noticed and looked away ,so anyways i continued eating my food and it made me realize did he look at me more times from the tinted window cause if he did i would’ve been embarrassed the way i was eating was not girly cause all i cared was about was the food ya girl was HUNGRY.(ps we was took a LONG time at the restaurant idk why though)

He then went up the stairs to second floor (cries) and i didn’t see him in for a good minute but when he came down we locked eyes and omg his facially express when he was walking down the stairs very slowly  was like a predator staring at his pray i started to feel hot and looked  away y'all he done snatch my scalp i was gone with the wind  

after that little scene me and friends were wrapping up so i decided to teach my girls Korean (I’ve been learning since last summer  self studying i know the basic but i’m not fluent and my pronunciation is bad   ) i taught  them  phrases for Korean restaurant here(yo gi yo) and they called the cute waiter he came over and my friend was what does (yo gi yo ) mean and he was like (yo gi yo ) means here in his sexy korean accent he then picked our dishes  and left 

when he came back  he was near us but just standing by our table i taught  my friends how to say thank you but they asked  the cute waiter  again how to say thank you and after that he walked like one foot away from us and  i explained  more to  friends saying that’s the formal way to speak to him it since hes older and stuff and i peeped he stopped and listen i didn’t dare to look cause he was right next to me like arm length later my friend said that he was smiling at me like a smirk kind of thing  ahhhh i was so happy when i found out so anyway when we was getting ready to leave he was staring at me in the mirror and i just melted inside.

i really want to go back to that restaurant again but i hate going to places  constantly i felt like you should go to the same restaurant like once every 2 months …but i really want to go back since next month is my birthday maybe i should back there haha  and ohh i tried looking for his ig but no luck 

idk what to do i cant keep him off my mind helppp

KM & BW: Slip him your info on a piece of paper and see if he contacts you! ^_^ Maybe that would work!

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        "I saved you m'lady.. don't you see, I saved you."

… I love spiderman a lot okay? like- I grew up lovin’ spidey. he is my favorite superhero of all time ever. hands down. <3 And I just watched The Amazing Spiderman 2 for the first time a couple days ago (idk why it took me this long to see it anyway ) and I loved it. I knew about Gwen Stacy’s death before hand because I read the comics (and a ‘friend’ of mine spoiled it for the movie) but that wasn’t even enough to prepare me for the emotions during that one scene  ;^;
so i just- and hiccstrid spiderman!au.. and…wow..

..everything hurts..

in-agony-and-ecstasy  asked:

Chubby, confident Marco and flustered Jean for a ficlet prompt.

The guy is cute.

Really
 cute, and Jean cannot manage to get up the guts to finish his mostly-empty beer—currently being used as an excuse to linger at the refreshment table—and just walk over and say hello. This is especially ridiculous, given that his army buddy Mikasa—a woman he trusts with his life—had informed him that Cute Guy is single, and named Marco.

“Hey, I didn’t ask,” Jean had retorted immediately upon learning this information, scowling over his beer.

Mikasa’s raised eyebrow and deadpan expression had earned her a growl and a curse; then, a grudging shuffle of feet and a stubborn mumble of, “He looks busy, so whatever.”

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the-g3stalt  asked:

Ah, now here's the thing. How would you know their sexuality if they don't get any screen time? Background characters are there to either look pretty, say some line, or be some sort of gag. One wouldn't really know less they were just making out right in the background despite whatever was going on. Though... that would be funny. "SCHOOL'S GETTING ATTACKED! Let's make out one last time!" In fact. Do that. Do that right now!

“How would you know their sexuality if they don’t get any screen time?”

Are you being serious

“One wouldn’t really know less they were just making out right in the background despite whatever was going on.”

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS

HAVE YOU EVER SPENT A DAY IN HIGH SCHOOL (or whatever it’s referred to as in other countries) OR COLLEGE?

HAVE YOU EVER HUNG AROUND A BUNCH OF YOUNG ADULTS AND OVERHEARD WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER OR HOW THEY GO ABOUT THEIR DAY?

HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A MOVIE AND HEARD WHAT ROMANTICALLY/SEXUALLY INVOLVED HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE KIDS HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER?

LITERALLY TAKE THOSE AND APPLY THEM TO NOT-HETEROSEXUAL AND NOT-CISGENDERED PEOPLE

  • “He/She/They finally asked me out!”
    “Took you two long enough…”
  • “omg he’s/she’s/they’re so hot”
  • A pair of characters holding hands?
  • HUGGING CHARACTERS?
  • “He/She/They totally dig me, haha”
  • “IDK I’m just not that into him/her” while they’re talking on a scroll?
  • Offhand comments like “Why are we dating again” for humorous effect??????
  • OFFHAND COMMENTS LIKE “You always the most dazzling when you’re angry, darling”?????????
  • Kissing a character’s hand as a form of flirting?
  • FOREHEAD TOUCHES?
  • ONE CHARACTER LEANING ON ANOTHER WITH A CONTENT SMILE WHILE THE OTHER ONE PLAYS GUITAR AND SINGS UNDER A TREE?
  • “Feminine-bodied” character model being dressed in “masculine” clothes and vice versa (This is extremely poorly worded I’m very sorry to my followers omg PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE)
  • “I’m [INSERT SEXUAL ORIENTATION/GENDER IDENTITY HERE]

ARE THESE OPTIONS REALLY SO RIDICULOUS AND FAR FETCHED TO YOU?

AND THERE ARE OPTIONS/ACTIONS THAT PEOPLE DO THAT I HAVEN’T CONSIDERED THAT CAN BE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE FROM IMPLYING DATING/SEXUAL RELATIONS?

THERE ARE OPTIONS THAT I HAVEN’T CONSIDERED BECAUSE I DON’T FULLY KNOW OR UNDERSTAND WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING NOT-STRAIGHT AND NOT-CIS?

THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S ALL THAT THE NON-CIS/NON-HET PART OF THE FANBASE IS ASKING FOR

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE WE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT?

NON-STRAIGHT AND NON-CIS PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY JUST REGULAR PEOPLE, YOU SOUND SO CONFUSED

DO THEY REALLY MYSTIFY YOU THAT MUCH

I KNOW MY CAPSLOCK IS ANNOYING, BUT PLEASE READ THIS POST. REALLY READ IT. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU NEED THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE