omg this still gives me chills

anonymous asked:

i am weak for ur armie with the soft hair omg

oh god you know what i’ve read the absolute wildest stuff. you know the range of stuff the kylux people create and i’ve read and seen it all, indulged in it or shrugged my shoulders at it, but soft armie still feels like the most forbidden and problematic thing do you understand? drawing him felt like a crime. i have absolutely zero trouble scrolling past the kinkiest stuff but i throw my phone away, cover my face and die instantly at seeing even a hint of soft armie on my dash Do You Understand 

Positivity about the signs

My gemini sun is taking over and so I’m feeling filled with positive things to say!!

Aries: These individuals are so fiery and fun to be around. They’re the friends that’ll volunteer you to do something you would have never done otherwise but have fun doing anyway. They give off these lovely energetic vibes and are some of the most outgoing people you’ll ever meet. Even if they are shy, they still show their amazing lively personalities in one way or another.

Taurus: These people are so down-to-earth and are actually secretly so caring and sweet it’s fantastic. Their the person you want to go out to a movie with and yes they actually will share their popcorn, stop with the stereotyping guys. Their also so level headed they’re just the right people to talk to when you need advice.

Gemini: These guys are so much fun to be around omg they’re always so humorous and playful it’s just great. They’re the best people to hang out with when you need a good distraction from life. They give off such optimistic vibes it’s just great. Even if they’re a shy Gemini you can just tell by their laugh that they are full of fun. And they always have the best topics to chat about! They’re great at keeping awkward silence away. 

Cancer: These people are so sweet and pure omg I love them. I swear they’re even cute when they’re pissed. Sure they can be a bit emotional but that just means you’ll never have to worry about them hiding something from you. They’re some of the most kind people I have ever meet and honestly I really hope my next girlfriend is a Cancer!

Leo: You are so kind and generous and yes you are a bit prideful but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing! It’s lovely to have people around who like themselves, it brings positive vibes. I always find that there is something magnetic about a Leo’s personality which makes everyone just love them which I am super jealous of, you guys are so lucky!

Virgo: Ahhh you guys are so kind and organized I LOVE YOU. I love that while you can be super kind and caring you also can be real and serious and just get to the damn point it’s awesome of you. You’re also such hard workers and I can really appreciate that! 

Libra: I love how kind you guys are and omg may I just say that you are all so pretty! You make such fun, nice, and funny friends. You may not be my favorite sign but I can still find plenty of things I love about you guys. Like you give off such great vibes <333

Scorpio: You guys are so hot and yet so cool and that is awesome. I love your sarcastic sense of humor and your powerful presence. Sure you intimidate me a bit but hey I still think you guys are wicked cool. You’re always like that badass friend that people are always just aspire to be!

Sagittarius: YOU ARE SO MUCH FUN TO BE AROUND OMG. I love adventuring you you guys you are so exciting and yet so chill and omfg I just love how accepting you are of everything. Idk why but I just love your good vibes and your explorative attitude and how you take initiative.

Capricorn: I absolutely love the energy you put towards your work. I mean I absolutely aspire to be like you in that aspect! Sure you can be a bit serious at times but I’ve seen that you can still be really nice! You’re also just so much more level headed than the rest of us plebeian non-Capricorns that like honestly I bow down to you.

Aquarius: Ahh I love how unique you guys are! You groove to your own beat and that is just fantastic, I really wish I could be more like that! You’re also so smart like that is so great. I also always have so much fun when i with you guys like I really appreciate your presence.

Pisces: Oh my you sweet little thing I know you’re really sensitive but you’re so kind and empathetic it’s just so lovable. You’re so caring and your smiles are always just the most heartwarming things. Ah I may not get along with some of you due to your sensitivity but I still really love this sign and your cheerful, calm, caring vibe.

anonymous asked:

"Namjoon is a genius and namjoon is in the top tier of kpop rappers." How so? I don't disagree, I just want to hear some Namjoon appreciation.

me: loves this ask

me: takes 8 years to respond

im sorry i took forEVER to respond pal! i wanted to do this justice and ive been hella busy

OKRR. SO THIS IS WHY JOONIE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST

1) lets look at the obvious first; the reception of various rappers and the general rap community

  • Warren G: “Even though I wasn’t able to understand his lyrics completely, I can say that it was really good. The flow, the style and his rhythm are all very good.” and “When listening to Rap Monster’s songs, it sounds a bit like me or Snoop Dogg rapping over the beats to what we’ve made.” AND “If I comment from an artist and a producer point of view, Rap Monster is one of the best rappers I know. The way he delivers his rap is outstanding.” (me: *chokes*)
  • Tiger JK: called namjoon “the industry junior who changed his preconceptions about idols.”
  • SPIN Review: “With smartly snagged instrumentals from Run the Jewels and Big K.R.I.T., a cameo from Tech N9ne sidekick Krizz Kaliko, and surprisingly sturdy hooks on the piano-bar blues “Life” and the hammering standout single “Do You,” Kim Namjoon actually stands a chance of making a dent in the States.”
  • XXL Mag: “Rap Monster rarely fails to live up to his name. The Ilsan, South Korea-raised rapper is one of the region’s most dexterous rappers, capable of switching flows effortlessly as he glides across an array of diverse instrumentals.”
  • DJ Booth (Lucas G): “I really like the balance between rapping in Korean and rapping in English. If the project was all in Korean, I’m not sure I could have connected with him but by mixing the two languages together he provides the listener with a brand new experience; I don’t feel like a passive listener. Shit even when he’s rapping in Korean, I can still feel his words. He’s got a hunger and an excitement that can be felt in any language.”
  • Tony Jones: “Rap Monster can outrap any rapper” (tbh not super relevant but i had to include it bc its so cute)
  • i highkey feel like there is more but rn im functioning on half my brain cells rip


2) lyrics; this is really important to me. lots of ppl pick rappers off of their beats and how lit they are.. THIS ISN’T RAPPING. if yall want lit beats tune into the producer or just listen to trap. that’s not what rap is about. 

lyrics are CRAZY important! and like, diss and bragging lyrics are such a sidebar. if you can only diss and brag I’m sorry but you aren’t worth shit lol.

here in my opinion are some of his best lyrics (READ THIS SHIT! YALL PLEASE)

  • “the thing that redeemed me too, the things that pushed into me - the distant precipice and everything, that’s all me - foolish humanity, you too can become gods - hold your head straight and try, a saint’s smile - Jesus’ footsteps, Allah’s prayers - even until Maria’s love, all of it is inside you - this is unconditional redemption and unconditional belief” (God Rap)
  • “I live to understand the world - But the world didn’t once understand me” (Always)
  • “these people who clamor for respect with their own mouths - even they don’t know the misjudgments of those words - freedom and self-indulgence, they’re obviously different” (Do You)
  • “if you look less at wits, there are a lot of things that change - you were born as a hero, why are you trying to become a slave? - “because it hurts, it’s youth” - that kind of definition is the biggest problem - in life a genre is a trap, just like music - because you become an idiot as soon as you’re tied down there - fuck that.” (Do You)
  • “every night inside me I quietly fight with myself - my heart pounds, my colleagues stab me in the back - while saying that I became a moron after joining a company- yeah fuck you I’m an idol, yeah yeah I’m an idol - at one time I hated it but now I love to get that title” (Awakening)
  • “I thought I could catch the mirage known as happiness - but the me in front of my desk wasn’t happy even for a moment - without my mom knowing, I put a sheet of white paper between the pages of my workbook - my identity that I wrote down matched to the drum and bass - a different, relaxed feeling compared to when I got my report card” (Voice)
  • “do you know the reality that there’s no shadow in the fire? - then will I become the fire or will I become the light, that’s my question - so if I become the light then in the daylight, then the darkness - closes his eyes when it’s bright and when others sleep, opens his eyes again - even though I felt suffering I thank you” (God Rap)
  • “life is more beautiful knowing that we’ve taken a loan on death - even light is treasured more when there’s darkness - the sunshine appears after we’ve passed through the storm” (Life)
  • “but the thing that we all learned at some point was how - to step on someone, to catch them, to erase them, to hate them - fuck all the peace and love, I know that that’s the natural enemy of success - that’s too obvious” (Life)
  • “everything can coexist, positive and negativity - the thing that guides me and this world is ultimately those two’s synergy - all wanderings related to existence, sometimes until they’re chaotic - even those moments now seem lovable - if you’re confused about what is right and what is wrong - what makes me want to live again, think about it” (I Believe)
  • OK SO LIKE THESE ARE DISS LYRICS BUT YALL BETTER KNOW THIS IS SOME OF THE MOST SAVAGE SHIT IVE EVER HEARD: “Even if you don’t like me, you know me - I like hate comments more than no comments - I DON’T KNOW YOU - BUT YOU KNOW MY NAME” (Cypher 4
  • credit to btstrans for lyrics


3) delivery…  every rapper has their own style and namjoon for sure has great fucking delivery omg (that voice tho). in terms of pure flow i have three fav songs…

Awakening: the song that made me a Rap Monster fan (way before I knew what kpop was). The intensity and emotion in his voice still gives me chills.

Joke: his vocal control, his phrase stylization, his ability to spit so flawlessly with like no air… Joke is ALL about flow

P.D.D.: so chill… but the way he raps still draws in the listener; this is partially due to the natural depth and beauty of his voice, but a lot of it is in the energy his delivery has, even when it’s relaxed as fuck. namjoon raps like he’s telling a story, and the rise and fall of his voice is perfectly responsive and sensitive to his lyrics.


4) live stages! his lives are great. i won’t say they’re perfect, but they are still awesome and he always gets hype as FUCK and gets the audience into it

What Am I To You: i literally get so fucking emotional. dont debate this with me, this is honestly his best live stage ever. fucking flawless.

Do You: you see me bopping to this shit in my home? im getting fucking hyped yall as i write this


OKAY BOO BOO HOPE YOU LIKED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! comment/reblog with what you think makes Namjoon an amazing rapper!!

as always, if you think im wrong, pls message me ;)

anonymous asked:

Pegging anon here again XD I hope you guys don't mind if i keep requesting (I just love you so much) Well...I was thinking about Zen playing with MC (tickles or smth like that) while them has gum in their mouth and oops. It came out. And then... you know... OMG MC, MY RAT TAIL D: yup, it seems someone needs a haircut. If you could write something like that with RFA+ V + Saeran + Vanderwood (Everyone with undercuts? omg i can't breathe) it would be great. Again, Thank you ♥

A/N: Welcome back pegging anon (๑ゝڡ◕๑) totally took inspiration for zens from you sorry but also a lil not sorry because it was a good idea xD We absolutely do not mind! Thank you for loving us, we love you too ^^! <3 SORRY IF THIS GOT TOO LONG I CAN’T HELP MYSELF (but omg can you imagine them with undercuts? quick someone make fan art) ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

           -It was an innocent game of Twister or was it? wink wonk

           -He was showing you how good he was at the game! And he was winning!

           -Right foot red? GOTCHA

           -Or…..not?

           -He slipped and accidently hit you in the chin, which caused you to yelp in pain

           -“OH MY GOD, MC??? ARE YOU OKAY??? OMG I’M SO SORRY!!!”

           -He’s busy worrying about you, but you were looking around for the gum you had in your mouth. Where the hell did it go???

           -When he goes to rub the back of his head and apologize for the 47th time, he feels something sticky

           - ew wtf is this oh mY GOD MC PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT YOUR BLOOD OR ANYTHING?????

           -You check it out for him, and…

           -“Oh.. well uh, there’s the gum I’ve been looking for, haha….”

           -…your….your what

           -You immediately drag him to a barber shop to get it fixed up

           -Pouting because??? He now has to get his hair cut? It took him SO LONG to grow it out!

           -Pouting too much to even tell the barber what he wants done to his hair, so you have to decide for him

           -At the end it looks like fine??? Like, now he has a little floof on the top!

           -When he sees it short in the back with a star etched into it???

           -ECSTATIC OMG MC LOOK THERE’S A STAR IN MY HAIR HOW CUTE IS THAT!!!!!!!!!

           -Always tracing the star when he’s trying to think or focus on something

           -5000000% Putty in your hands if YOU trace the star lightly

*ZEN:

           -The two of you were relaxing at home, so he decided to leave his hair down!

           -Get into the relaxed spirit!

           -He had been messing with you all. day.

           -Cooking? Comes in and tickles you from behind.

           -Washing dishes? Comes in and pokes your sides until you’re a laughing mess on the floor

           -You were SO. ON. EDGE.

           -He calmed down hours later, so you thought it was safe to chew on some gum, just to take your mind off of watching your back from the literal tickle monster in your house

           -At one point, he stepped incorrectly and you could hear the floor creak from behind you

           -So you took the opportunity to get your revenge!

           -You whip around and tackle him to the ground, tickling up and down his sides until he’s literally gasping for breath and is red in the face

           -You let him cool down, but you stay hovering over him

           - big mistake

           -Just when you thought you had your revenge, his hands were back at your sides, tickling you back!

           - big mistake part 2

           -You couldn’t get away fast enough! You ended up a laughing mess

           -Until you feel your gum fall out of your mouth and

           -P A N I C P A N I C PA NI C PANIC

           -He stops immediately and almost starts crying right then and there when he realizes it’s in his hair

           -It takes an hour of crying to drag him to the barber to get it fixed up

           -HATES IT. DOESN’T WANT TO CUT HIS HAIR. ALMOST FIGHTS BARBER

           -So you sit him down and talk to him about getting an undercut

           -“Zen, if the barber cuts just the bottom layer, it gets the gum out, and your hair will still be long-ish! It’ll just be short on the sides, the top will be longer, and you can tie it up if you want!”

           -Agrees because he can still keep his hair at least semi-long, it’ll just be a secret undercut

           -His hair goes down to his shoulders now rip the rat tail

           - you get it done too because holy hell you felt TERRIBLE

*JAEHEE:

           -SHE’S JUST RECENTLY ABLE TO GROW OUT HER HAIR

           -WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO HER

           - pls baehee it was an accident

           -You didn’t mean to fall asleep with gum in your mouth!!! But you were so EXHAUSTED!!!

           -She was just as exhausted when she came home! She didn’t notice either!

           -She woke up the next morning to something sticking to the back of her neck?

           -‘Did I sweat that much in my sleep last night???’

           -When she looks in the mirror and sees that it’s gum, she calmly woke you up

           - MC WAKE THE FUCK UP *RIPS SHEETS OUT FROM UNDER YOU*

           -“MC? Did you sleep with gum in your mouth last night? I believe it’s found its way into my hair.”

           -YOU’RE APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY

           -SHE’S CALM AND YOU JUST BROKE DOWN

           -BAEHEE NOW HAS TO CUT HER HAIR COME ON SHE JUST GOT IT PAST HER SHOULDERS

           -She has to calm you down and invites you to the beauty parlor with her, to get a new hair cut

           -Goes for her previous hair style, the short cut

           -NO BAEHEE THAT’S NOT HAPPENING YOU DESERVE TO LET YOUR HAIR FLOW

           -So you suggest getting it slightly shorter, but with a secret undercut tattoo instead of all of it short!

           -Once you explain what an undercut is exactly, she’s really liking the idea!!!

           -“MC! Would you get a matching one with me?”

           -So the two of you got cute matching undercut pieces of intricate lotus designs!

           -LOVES IT SO MUCH SHE THINKS ITS SO CUTE!!!

           -Makes sure to wear her hair up as often as possible because she loves it that much

           - also makes sure you aren’t sleeping with gum in your mouth anymore

           -Offers to do your hair for you so she has an excuse to trace your undercut

*JUMIN:

           -You asked him if your younger cousins could come visit!

           -He obviously couldn’t say no to you! You looked too cute asking him!

           -Well that and he loved you, jfc, he’d get you anything you asked for

           -What he DIDN’T KNOW, however, was how ANNOYING your cousins were!!!

           -They’d be perfect little angels when you were around! But the MOMENT you walked through the door threshold, they were DEMONS

           - CAN I HAVE SAEYOUNG EXORCISE YOU GUYS

           -Seriously considered making a few bodyguards come into the penthouse to play with them

           -But!!! He didn’t do that!

           -He had to get along with them! They were important to you!

           -He kept reminding himself that he needed to get along with them

           -That thought was thrown out of the window the moment one of them purposefully stuck gum to the back of his head

           - literally just smacked it to the back of his head

           -Couldn’t even get angry. Couldn’t say anything. Couldn’t make any facial expression.

           -Complete blank, Jumin.exe has stopped working

           -You happened to walk in the moment it happened and you disciplined your cousins

           -How dare they do that to your JuJu!!

           -You sent them home and spent almost an hour trying to get Jumin to respond to ANYTHING

           -He didn’t say anything, but took you by the hand, making you accompany him to fix his hair

           - expensive ass hair dresser omg

           -He has no idea how to fix this. REALLY doesn’t want his hair short, but that’s all the hair dresser kept suggesting

           -Before he got angry at the hair dresser, you suggest an undercut, that way he can keep some of his floof!

           -You even suggested getting a cute design in it!!

           -“But MC, would it be professional?”

           -Well, I mean, maybe???

           -“But Jumin, you could get a cute little kitty design! I think it’ll be super cute!”

           -That’s it, hands down, MC said “kitty” and said they’ll think it’s cute, HE’S GETTING IT

           -Honestly loves it when he sees it, and requests you take a picture for him totally not because it’d be blurry if he did

           -No fucks given if it isn’t professional, he’ll give dirty looks to whoever talks badly about it

           - lowkey talks MC into getting one too because he goes insane when he sees them with the kitty undercut

*SAEYOUNG:

           -He doesn’t even need to get gum in his hair to get an undercut

           -He just really wants one!!!

           -He’s no longer part of the agency! He can do whATEVER HE WANTS

           -Was going to tell you

           -Was going to take you along

           -But decided surprising you was a lot more fun!

           -So he gets it done in secret, and comes home, calling for you

           -The moment you see him, you grab the closest lamp and hold it defensively beCAUSE THAT’S NOT YOUR CURLY-HAIRED GOOFBALL

           -THAT’S SOME WEIRD DUDE WALKING INTO MY HOUSE

           - mc wtf are you gonna do with a lamp pls, it’s me

           -He didn’t get it cut extremely short, it’s still pretty shaggy in actuality

           -But it took you a minute to register that, wow that’s Saeyoung

           -And wOW HIS HAIRCUT IS SUPER FUCKING CUTE

           -10/10 LOVE running your hands through it omg

           -When you get to the back of his head, you can feel the patterns of a spaceship and a few stars

           -“Okay but what did you expect me to get MC??? IT’S SPACE!!!!”

           -The sensation he gets when you run your hands over the shorter hairs immediately gives him chills

           - dear god dont do it in public

           -He’s so excited! It’s a shorter kind of shaggy than he’s used to, but!

           -It’s not in his eyes! It’s lighter on his head!

           -IT’S EASIER TO PUT WIGS ON

           -Tries his hardest to talk you into getting one too

           -“At least get a secret one MC!!! We can make a whole GALAXY if we just put our heads together, HA”

           - pls help me

           -The other members think it’s odd, but also very….Saeyoung-like

           -When you see him run a hand through his newly-found short shag, you dIE INSIDE

           -BECAUSE IT’S SO HOT???

           -Like the shag was amazing before don’t get me wrong but there’s juST SOMETHING ABOUT IT?????

           - I dunno if y'all know but sometimes with curly hair, if you cut it short, it gets evEN CURLIER WHY IS THAT A THING

           -That being said, his hair is even curlier than before!!!!

           - admin 404 requests some fan art of short shaggy-haired saeyoung, stat

*V:

           - hipster

           - wish i was kidding

           -but i am not

           -He didn’t get it just to do it though!

           -The two of you were innocently taking pictures at a local park!

           -He was the one taking pictures of you, but this time you decided it was your turn!

           -So you take a few candid ones, but just to play around, you pretend to be him

           -“Okay V, pose just like that, yes! Now tilt your head just a bit- PERFECT! Now look up and to the left? NICE, STAY LIKE THAT”

           -He couldn’t help but smile at how adorable you were

           -There’s nothing that could wipe the smile on his face!

           -Except…maybe… one thing

           -When he laid down on top of a short brick wall for a picture, he didn’t anticipate to lay his head straight down onto a wad of gum;;;;;

           - poor bby omg

           -You got really upset and started cursing the gum, the wall, the person who put it there, thE RISING COLLEGE TUITIONS IN AMERICA!

           - mc, sweetheart, it’s just an accident please stop trying to blame the american government for gum in my hair

           -The two of you decide to spend the rest of the day getting the gum out of his hair

           -Easy solution: Getting a hair cut

           -So the two of you go to the closest barber to get it done!

           -He asks what you think he should get done, and you recommended an undercut!

           -He can keep the floof, still have his side-swept bangs, and it’ll be all good!

           -Loved your idea! So he went with it!

           -When it was over with and he got a good look at it, he loved it even more!

           -Truly appreciates your opinion and is exceptionally happy at the large smile on your face!!!

           -He likes the feeling of when you run your hands through the top, but likes the look you get on your face more

           -For a good day or so, asks you to take more pictures of him and his haircut!

           - LOOKS BEFORE HE PUTS HIS HEAD DOWN NOW THOUGH

*SAERAN:

           -You were running from Saeyoung since you took the last PhD. Pepper

           -So you needed protection!

           -Who do you go for when you need protecting?

           - Edgelord McGee Saeran!

           -You almost tackled him to the ground before hiding behind him as Saeyoung ran into the room behind you

           -“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DRANK THE LAST ONE!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!!!!”

           -“SAEYOUNG, I’M SORRY!!!!!!! I’LL BUY YOU MORE!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!”

           -Why the hell were the two of you yelling? He crossed his arms and glared at his brother

           -“Hey, idiot, leave her alone. It’s just a drink, geez.”

           -“JUST A DRINK???? SAERAN, IT’S HOLY NECTAR IN ITSELF!! IT IS NOT ‘JUST A DRINK’”

           - Uh yeah okay whatever

           -He just stood there while the both of you bickered and he decided he had enough

           -He started to walk out of the room when he felt something hit the back of his head?

           -It didn’t hurt but something is definitely in his hair

           -You went to spit your gum at Saeyoung (like a child) and the fuCKER DUCKED

           -AND IT FLEW INTO SAERAN’S HAIR INSTEAD

           -When he turned around, he saw the look of horror on both of your faces, before Saeyoung had to leave the room because he was about to laugh not about to die today lmao peace MC

           -Slowly raised his hand to the spot in his hair and realized it was the gum you were chewing a little bit ago

           -Goes completely blank. His resting bitch face becomes very apparent

           -No death glare, just…. blank

           -So you apologize profusely!! Offer to take him to get his hair cut!!!

           - okay but i dont wanna do that MC

           -When he gets to the barber though, IMMEDIATELY DEATH GLARES AT THEM WHEN THEY COME AT HIM WITH SCISSORS

           -He usually cuts his own hair, so having someone do it is very odd for him

           -Not to mention some person he doesn’t know is coming at him with a sharp object

           -You actually have to hold his hand so he doesn’t like, attack the hair dresser

           -Doesn’t know how to feel when he sees the short hair, he liked the shaggy mess he had

           -He decides that he can deal with it though when he sees how much you love it!

           -You’re almost running your hand through the longer hair on the top, and you lightly run them over the shorter sides and it drives him CRAZY

           -The sensations kill him, he blushes like mad and just sits in silence because???? What the hell is he supposed to do??? He doesn’t want you to stop

           - Still punches Saeyoung when he gets home though because it’s all his fault

*VANDERWOOD:

           -Okay, listen,,,,,,

           -It wasn’t even your fault!!!

           -You’re just the one who pointed it out!

           -During their mission, wherever they were hiding had the gum there, okay?

           -“MC, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?” okay but i just said i didnt?

           -Knows it wasn’t your fault but they’re just like???? So lost?

           -Super angry because they can’t shower now!!!!

           -Complains until you drag them to get their hair cut

           -PISSED because they like their long hair!!! UHG

           -Spends about an hour looking through the options and declines all of them

           -You show them a picture of someone with an undercut and they immediately pointed it out

           -“That one. I like that. Think I can pull it off?”

           -Yes, yes you can

           -They were calm throughout the whole thing, you thought they were going to put up a fight when the hair dresser came at them with scissors

           -Makes you leave so they can surprise you with the big reveal at the end!

           -You honestly didn’t recognize them, even when they were standing right in front of you

           -“Hey there sweetheart”

           -“Sorry I’m taken”

           -“Uh yeah, by me, idiot”

           -When you look up, hoOOO BOY

           -YOU’RE LUCKY YOU WERE ALREADY SITTING DOWN

           -OR YOU’D BE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

           -Since you didn’t say anything, they started to really worry that it looked bad

           -500% ready to go back and fight the hair dresser

           -You stood up abruptly and scared them a little, but as soon as you run your hand through their hair and down the side of their face lightly, they calm down and smile

           -“So? What do you think? Is it terrible?”

           -10/10 have to reassure them multiple times throughout the rest of the say that they look great and it really suits them!!!

           -Embarrassed every time you tell them they look fan-fucking-tastic

anonymous asked:

Do you have any favourite SeKai moments? I'm personally a sucker for their backhugs.

them trying and failing to hide that they were holding hands 

kai kissing sehun’s shoulder after he won the game for them (some people think that this is a sniff?? and i h8 that kai smelling sehun is a thing too)

any of these (ive said it before this is their thing)

whatever the hell this is

i don’t even know what this is?? like theres clearly space and look more hand! holding!


sehun being obvious

these lil shits with their matching shirts and jackets


japan is their country can you believe that kai proposed to sehun and then they got married?? (i still cant believe that these are official photos omg)

this translation kept me up at night for like a week nestled and exchanged breaths?? who talks like that outside of fic?? 


honestly this is kind of rude? but mostly funny poor lay.  and kai grabbing sehuns neck like that bye

and a hell of a lot more but one of my all time favourite sekai moment was Kai losing his chill at the mamas:

this is not an edit i repeat this is! not! an! edit!  kai did this shit on stage after sniffing sehun THREE times when the others were giving their speeches:

look! at! his! smile! again not an edit

This got kind of messy lmfao but yeah these are some of my fave moments.

anonymous asked:

I know you've talked about the Caryl hugs lots of times but could you do the Caryl forehead kisses for me? Those moments between them are just so beautiful and give me chills every time. Norman and Melissa can say so much without saying anything at all!

OMG YES I’m in the mood for some feels so I will definitely write about these two gorgeous moments in Caryl history because… yeah…

Forhead kiss #1

You know I started thinking about this lately and I still remember how when she walked in the room, he covered himself up with the blanket. And now we know why he did that. He didn’t want her to see him like that. To see his back and know what was really wrong with him.

But she saw, and leaned over to kiss him on the forhead and this is the heartbreaking part..

That little flinch. The kind you do when you expect to be hurt. Because anyone who got that close to him was usually going to hurt him. And this is something she had to recognize too. But this didn’t hurt. For once someone got close and didn’t hurt him. It always breaks my heart to think someone would react like this to such a sweet gesture. That in his life he got hit more than he got kissed on the had.

Carol, so gentle so nice, it’s almost to much for him to handle at that moment when he’s hurting in all kinds of ways and he simply has no idea how to react to it. It’s been a long time since someone had been that kind to him. And it was this  quiet, beautiful woman, thanking him for doing something good.

Kissing him and telling him he was ‘just as good as them’ for trying to help her little girl like. Bringing him food, not being angry. Just thanking him. Just being nice. It must’ve confused the hell out of him.

And man would she continue to bamboozle him for a quite a while up until the present.

Forhead kiss #2

Wandering off on his own, pulling away in effort to protect himself, Daryl has no answer but a smile when Carol tells him  “you gonna stop me?” when he tells her not to follow him. Of course she’s going to.

I love the way she brushes his hair from his eyes as she talks to him, seeing his eyes move, flutter slightly every time her fingers brush his skin. No one can touch him like this. Non one but her.

“I know yo.. you have to let yourself feel it.”

She does know him, she knows he can’t hold it in. That it just eats him up. But she’s gentle as always, no forceful, her fingers brushing his hair before pulling his head to her and kissing it softly.

It is beautiful how his eyes flutter at every touch and how when she kisses his head he closes them, as if taking in the comfort without the benefit of sight, just feeling it. Feeling her lips on his forhead. Slowly starting the undoing of his feelings, the ones he was holding in all this time.

She continues to brush his hair and let her fingers trail down his arm, even touching comforting and gentle. And he feels all of it even as he’s trying to hold it in.

It is lovely how well they do these scenes where not a ton is said but so much is done by body language and facial expression. The little touches and variables that seem to infuse all their scenes. I do swear Nomy, the writers/showrunners just give these two the basic layout of the scene and they do the rest and that is what makes them so beautiful

That organic natural flow of every one of their scenes together. It’s something that can’t be forced. It comes when 2 people just click and lord do these 2 ever do that. And we are blessed to see it, and definitely need more of this.

And btw, forhead kisses are given as comfort to someone you love, related or not. They are nurturing  in that sense but it dose not neccearily mean familial as many of my married friends will tell you. It something you do for someone you love who is hurting, plain and simple and its simply a beautiful, selfless gesture.

And I just gave myself massive feels writing this…

Thanks for the ask love :)

gifs by @oohhshiny

anonymous asked:

what is your number 1 fave smut fic of kai

ARE WE RLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS OKOKOK I don’t have one fave smut fic of him, I have many… 

  • Default State Of Being (this fic is a classic, and I’m sure you’ve read it already. but if you haven’t, you need to get on it asap! it’s an absolute fave of mine. nothing is better than a sexcrased jongin!) author!au, kaisoo, + hints of ; krisoo, kairis.
  • Tank Tops and Tattoos (jongin is so hothothothot in this fic. I’ve probably read it a million times and it still gives me chills) mechanic!au, kaisoo.
  • Good Boy (forever dying over how hot kyungsoo is in this fic, and jongin is so loveable omg. one of my absolute faves) college!au, kaisoo
  • The Beast’s Growl (thx to this fic, I’ve been obsessed with wolf!au’s ever since.. absolute fave) wolf!au, kaisoo
  • Challenge Accepted (I don’t even know what to say about this fic??? it’s just so great and hothothot. pornmanic jongin is always appreciated) kaisoo
  • Won’t You Get On Your Knees (asdfghjasdfj if you’re into love/hate relationships, you’re going to die reading this one. it’s so hot) rockband!au, kaisoo
  • Any Way That You Want (I can literally imagine their relationship being like this uuunf. #goals) kaisoo,
  • Split Screen (how lucky is kyungsoo to be dating jongin and kai???) twin!au, kaisoo
  • Blind Date (in which jongin accidentally has sex with his brother in law) kaisoo.
  • Mine (this is a twincest fic between jongin and kai! hothothot) twin!au, kaicest.
  • All I want to see you in is just skin (This fic is really hot but also kinda sad.. I just want to give jongin a big hug :*) hooker!au, kai + everyone
  • Bad, you’re so bad (jongin playing with kyungsoo’s puffy cheeks! I’m swooning asdfghjkjgfdsa) kaisoo
  • Good Boys Have The Best Toys (this fanfic is a classic! I’m sure you’ve read this one. it’s really hot) kaisoo.
  • Drag your teeth across my chest, taste my beating heart ( yet another classic. this fic makes me feel so many things uuuunf! hot & sweet) kaisoo
  • Don’t You Want To Kill Me (jongin dressing taemin up as a girl and having his way with him, its really nice~) taekai

anonymous asked:

you were a hockey blog right? I just started playoffs (oh my god it's ridiculous it's like everyone is out for blood - it's still exciting though) But anyways I was wondering if you might be able to give me some blog recs if it's not too much trouble? It doesn't have to be for a specific team, I still don't know who I like yet. Thank you :)

Hi yeess I was/still kind of am (I changed my url from mtlprice to bradyskjeh to this because I have no chill). This is such a cute ask though omg welcome to this side of tumblr!!! Hope you’re enjoying the playoffs! I follow a lot of blogs and honestly they’re all incredible and you can see all of them in my blogroll. 

Some hockey blogs that I really enjoy seeing on my dash are @hockeyismyreligon / @jordan-memeberle / @jeffsknnr / @chillwhiskey / @carey-pric31ess / @stanleycupwerenski / @drai-29 / @daddydratty / @connrcarricks / @hockeydilf / @sidcrosbybro / @ladysstardust / @sheary@aliceinhabsland / @habsfans98 / @karlssns / @lgbtsubban / @flowbros

My fave blogs that don’t post too much hockey but are still fans and really awesome people are @leonardodicapriostan / @filthyjanuary / @paper-storm

That’s just a little bit though there’s lots of great blogs out there (I still recommend checking out the blogroll if you want because seriously everyone I follow is incredible and amazing). Hopefully this will help you get started!!

my teen honeyphos headcanon is that they start dating but xephos is just far too embarrassed to admit that he’s dating a guy so he begs honeydew to keep it like under wraps and a secret and oc honeydew is like “of course sweetie”

but like

it’s really not that watershed??? sips and sjin have been dating for years so its pretty accepted as normal but xephos is still all paranoid and shit

and despite his best efforts of like “dont walk so close to me” or “shit someone’s looking” it’s just so obvious that they’re dating and fucking everyone knows and they’re all like omg…. he knows we don’t care right? and his family knows and theyre constantly teasing him and he’s like shut up no i’m not and like honeydew talks about their relationship casually when he’s not around and everyone bets on when xephos will give up

so finally he sets up this huge coming out and everyone’s like “WE KNOW, XEPHOS. WE HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN. CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND.” 

and xephos is like ?????????????? you knew? how??? and it’s like oh my god. you massive fucking dork. you’re so embarrassing.

my favorite parts of the three sia videos is probably the very end of them all, the music stopped but you can still see maddie looking possessed in chandelier, shia looking absolutely heartbroken in elastic heart and maddie looking terrified in big girls cry and omg it gives me chills every time