omg this is the funniest thing ever

Okay but the scene when Aaron Davis said “I know what a girl sounds like.” And Peter is automatically and quickly defending himself with little childish gestures and yelling in that super deep demonic voice, “I’m not a girl! I’m a boy- I’m a man!” Has got to be the funniest thing ever.

anyway here are some yoongi fic recs 👌🏽❤️

Sidenotes:

None of this is excessively sexual (what i can remember anyway). These are mostly fics that i thought were really special, cute or well-written.
But, they do all have mature themes so please do look at the warnings (most of them have a lot of content that could be triggering). Some of the fics (like 2 or 3) aren’t finished yet but they do get regularly updated. Some are my faves so they got a “(fave)” at the end. Others i would literally die for and those got a “(FAVE)”. Anyway i spend way too much time making this so enjoy ❤️

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How to laugh in Russian

Ахахахаха - “oh, yes,yes, it’s funny!”
АХАХАХАХАХ - “OMG THE FUNNIEST THING EVER ”
Ехехехехех - “it’s funny, but not enough ”
Лол (лул, лал) - it’s a typical “lol” but you can change the vowel to any other vowel. This changing means nothing. It’s just…funny:)
ХД (хд, :D) - it’s the easiest way to laugh, as you understand it is “XD”

anonymous asked:

Draco Malfoy gets with Astoria and Harry Potter gets with Ginny. Sorry babes, but you didn't write the books so you don't get to decide who pairs up with who <3

omg this is the funniest thing i’ve ever received holy shit holy FUCK this is so funny !!!! im getting “sorry babes but you didn’t write the books so you don’t get to decide who pairs up with who” tattooed on my ASS god i haven’t heard a more embarrassing gotcha phrase since ‘you have to respect the office’ !!!! 

And actually now that you say that, I’m currently receiving a high security transmission from the United Nations literally this Very Minute, its coming in on my password protected secret wireless radio, if you’ll give me just a minute to translate what its saying from the morse code- ah ! yes i got it, it says “I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND NEITHER YOU NOR JK ROWLING CAN WREST DRARRY FROM MY LITTLE GAY HANDS AND I LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT”

HI HELLO MAID JOTJOT FROM THE BEST TELEPHONE ART GAME OF ALL TIME 

anonymous asked:

neither of them were wearing pants in that liveshow omg that was the funniest thing i've ever seen

truly iconic.. buds bein buds ya know.. good bros.. wholesome content

GOT7: their crush drunkenly flirts with them

Aww babe thank you

Mark: 

As long as you weren’t putting yourself in any danger, Mark would thoroughly enjoy watching and listening to you drunkenly flirt with him. He’d be painfully aware of the butterflies in his stomach so cute but would hover over you like a guardian angel to catch you when you drunkenly stumble and to make sure you don’t get too drunk. Mark would definitely make sure you got home okay and would show up at your door the next morning with hangover food and a small smirk on his face. He’d make you suffer through not knowing what you’d done the night before until after breakfast, when he’d ask if you really did like him or not. 

Jaebum: 

Oml you’ve broken him. Jaebum doesn’t really know how to handle the situation except to make sure you don’t get hurt and get home safely. He’d be happy that you were flirting with him because he really, really likes you, but he would wish it hadn’t happened when you were drunk, because now he doesn’t know if you meant it or not. He’d spend most of the night in an inner crisis, trying to figure out if he should mention this to you the next day and possibly get a date or just let you forget about it. In the end, curiosity would probably get the best of him and he’d ask if you remembered flirting with him or not and if you meant it because hahaha he has a tiny little crush on you too please like him back

Jackson: 

Jackson would be a mess as usual. He’d be shocked when you started flirting with him and would just sort of sit there smiling and giggling like a grade-schooler for a while. If you strayed off topic, though, he’d try to bring you back around to talking about him, asking you what your favorite era of his was or something lmao. He’d try to play himself up, too, by saying things like, “Doesn’t this shirt look good on me?” just to watch your reaction. He’d have a laugh watching you act so out-of-character, but would make sure your friends took you home safe. The next day, he’d show up at your door and remind you of exactly what you had said to him, word for fucking word, by imitating exactly how you’d said it. If you didn’t kill him before he finished the imitation, he’d ask,  “But do you like me, really? I like you.” 

Jinyoung: 

Jinyoung would freeze. His stomach would flip, his cheeks would turn red, his eyes would widen, the whole shebang. Once he got over that, though, he’d hover over you to make sure you didn’t stumble or do anything you’d regret he really hopes he wouldn’t be a regret. He wouldn’t encourage your flirting, but would be kind of at a loss on how to deal with it, so he’d just sort of nod and look away for a second. I think he’s totally the type to make you breakfast the next morning and would work up the nerve to ask you about the flirting while watching you eat. When he did ask, he’d just sort of blurt it out suddenly and, depending on your reaction to it, would probably smile and confess to you. 

Youngjae: 

Youngjae is in disbelief. He’d gawk at you for a minute or two, his expression frozen, before shaking his head to get out of it and trying to get you to stop by changing the subject. When that didn’t work, he’d probably be so flustered by the situation that he tries his hardest to not listen to what you’re saying by focusing on that one chair in the back of the room that was blue but not quite blue at the same time. He may even start humming a song to himself to distract himself, the poor baby. It’s not that he dislikes what you’re saying, necessarily, he just wished it’d happened when you were sober so that he’d know you meant it and weren’t spilling things you didn’t want to from alcohol. He’d make sure you got home safe, but probably wouldn’t work up the nerve to ask you about what you’d said for a week or two, when the curiosity would overcome him. 

BamBam: 

BamBam would feel his stomach do the thing- you know, the butterfly thing- and would smile sheepishly for a bit before he realized that in a way, this is the funniest shit ever. From there, he’d have a blast laughing at your slurred words and the way you couldn’t seem to stand entirely straight. Would most definitely whip out his phone and videotape your antics, but wouldn’t post it or show it to anyone else. After making sure your friends would get you home okay, he’d watch the video by himself before he went to sleep and have a mini freak-out because omg do they like me do they like me do they like me?? He’d be at your door a few days later, a big smile on his face as he played the video for you and laughed his ass off again admitted he liked you, too, so why not go out for dinner? Be warned- he’ll tease you mercilessly about this for the rest of your life

Yugyeom: 

Yugyeom would be caught off guard by your flirting. He’s usually too shy to do much around you, so he thought there was a slim-to-none chance that you liked him, too. Now that he sees you fawning over him, he’s flustered and isn’t really sure what to do. He’d smile shyly at you and decide that hey, while you were like this, maybe he can figure out just how much you like him. He’d ask you question after question of what you liked about him, smiling the whole time. He’d be at your house the next day with newfound confidence and a teasing smirk on his face as he explained how you had basically confessed to him the night before. But don’t worry, he’d admit to liking you, too, before teasing you about the whole situation 

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BEST VIDEOS IN THE HISTORY OF YOUTUBE  YouTube

I made this playlist! Please tell me what to add! They don’t even have to be dance videos but I only watch dance videos so idk.  

Featured videos with brief description of why they are the best vids on Youtube: 

  • Senior Male Dance Off - TDA Orlando 2016 
    • iconic
  • Drill Team Hawaii - Dance Like Yo Daddy
    • best video ever
  • Kaitlyn Tran - Best Of Both Worlds 
    • Kaitlyn Tran + Molly Long + Hannah Montana >>>
  • Sabine Nehls - Light of the Seven (Recompete for Mini BD TDA Vegas)
    • one of my fav solos, killed it, so much improvement, and smile at the end soooo cute
  • Eva Igo - River (HOF version with PERFECT SCORE!)
    • queen Eva slaying
  • Michelle Cheng - Can’t Do It Alone
    • Michelle the musical theater queen omg I could watch this all day
  • The Dance Awards Las Vegas 2017 - Mini Female/Male Top 3 Annoucement
    • cutest thing ever 
  • The Dance Awards Las Vegas 2017 - Mini Female Dance Off/Improv
    • they all slayed, but still not over Brightyn and Savannah’s improv omg
  • Senior Male Dance Off - The Dance Awards Las Vegas 2016
    • they are all incredible but Lex’s improv >>>>
  • Club Dance Studio - When I Grow Up (2017 NUVO version)
    • FINALLY ALL THE FRESHIES IN ONE DANCE!!! 
  • DP - Single Ladies
    • iconic, brought us all to where we are now
  • Run the World - Molly Long Choreography
    • also iconic, they were so little and sassy
  • DP - My Boyfriend’s Back
    • again, iconic, brought us all to where we are now
  • Interview of Layla Farzad (age 5)
    • funniest and cutest thing ever
  • Proud Mary - OCPAA
    • outstanding for a mini group omg, one of my fav dances ever for sure
  • Jamieson Deacy - Pompeii (HOF Ontario 2016) 
    • her passion in this solo, especially that version, is just incredible
  • Jamieson Deacy Interview Age 7 (MiniDancers) 
    • cutest thing ever
  • The Best (worst) of Dance Moms Choreograph ( @teaching-dxnce )
    • amazing
  • Project 21 - Bohemian Rhapsody (Radix Nationals)
    • this is just a genius dance and they slayed so hard that time
  • Lowvleigh Ahnyiah - Reminiscence ( @dancer-lovely-anya​ )
    • just perfect
  • Lowvleigh Ahnyiah - Drowning Hope in A Glass of Purple Milk ( @dancer-lovely-anya )
    • fav mini solo of this whole season 
  • Cameron Voorhees - The Way You Make Me Feel 
    • she was so little and cute and it made us all love Cami
  • Parker Monhollon - Dump Him
    • one of my fav mini solos ever, so much sass! :)
  • Ignition Dance Academy - Before My Time
    • Beautiful dance dedicated to Parker

Please tell me what to add! I know I’m missing stuff but these were the first videos that came to mind.

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the 1:48 mark and last thirty seconds of this video are the funniest things I’ve ever seen and I’m crying

170423 EUMBIN TWITTER UPDATE

NGL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER XDDDDDD

HE SAID NOT TO CALL HIM ‘YOUNG’BIN ANYMORE FOR THESE PROMOTIONS BUT TO CALL HIM ‘EUM’BIN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER FULLY SAYS HIS NAME DURING THE FANCHANTS!!! XDDDD SO FROM NOW ON PLEASE LOVE AND SUPPORT OUR LEADER EUMBIN AND PROCEED TO SAY THE FANCHANT TO EASY LOVE AT THE BEGINNING AS:

EUMBIN, INSEONG, JAEYOON….DAWON, ROWOON, JUHO….TAEYANG, HWIYOUNG, CHANI, SF9, SHWIP DA!

I LOVE EUMBIN SO MUCH!!!!

whoever is writing sonic for real justice is doing a good job. Mod Amy kicks out Mod Silver for closing the ask box. Little did we know, Mod Amy reveals that she too can get overwhelmed and close the ask box.

Excellent parallelism. Truly a work of art. This story’s getting too deep and we’re not even on the fifth act yet.

Living with Jongin

Originally posted by kaibility

  • Him begging you to let him sleep 5 minutes more
  • Him sleeping for another hour 
  • Him making the breakfast as an apology 
  • “Sometimes I think that you love sleeping more than spending time with me.”
  • “It depends.”
  • Watching comedy shows together
  • Him laughing till his tummy hurts
  • Him keeping on laughing at the same thing after 20 minutes
  • “Omg (Y/N), isn’t that the funniest joke you’ve ever heard in your life! Hahahahahahahaha. That man is a genius. Can we watch that part again?”
  • You walking around the house wearing his sweatshirts
  • Wearing couple socks around the house
  • “When I told the boys that we had couple socks, I thought they we’re going to say ‘aww how cute’ but they smacked me on the head and told me that it was stupid.”
  • SO MANY CUDDLES 
  • AND BACKHUGS 
  • Like you would be doing laundry and he would come up and hug you
  • He would probably do the same thing when you’re cooking
  • Or even when you’re taking a shower
  • Adopting lots of dogs
  • “(Y/N), I’m going to say something but pls don’t get mad. So I was walking on the street the other day and I saw this old dog and he looked like he needed a home and love so I brought him home, oh and also I saw this little puppy trying to play with him so I brought her home too.”
  • “Jongin, we have like 8 dogs at home…”
  • “Now we have 10.”
  • Him buying plushies so you won’t get lonely when he goes on tour
  • Him kissing your neck whenever he has the chance
  • “I’ll dye my hair if you dye yours with me.”
  • Him teaching you how to dance
  • Him giving you private dance shows
  • Those dance shows never end up with you dancing with him ;)
  • You taking care of him when he gets sick
  • You playing with his hair
  • “Hey don’t pull my hair that harshly, you know that I need them. My image is important.”
  • NOSE KISSED OMG
  • Him letting you win when you two play just dance together
  • Him practicing his lines with you
  • “What do you mean that you have a kissing scene? Would you like it if i kissed a random guy? Nope. (Y/N) does not approve.”
  • TICKLE FIGHTS
  • ALSO PILLOW FIGHTS
  • Sometimes you would wake him up by hitting him with a pillow
  • You sleeping with all of your dogs on your bed when you get angry at him
  • “(Y/N), you know that I like a puppy too? Can I get in the bed?”
  • “Try me.”
  • Him getting angry when you tell him that he looks adorable while dancing
  • “Adorable my ass. I’ll show you adorable tonight baby girl.”
  • Okay but living with Jongin would be so much fun wow I’m jealous