Guy: I have a preference when girls have their armpits and the pubic area shaved.
Feminists: OMG BODYSHAMING! WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO POLICE WHAT PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR BODY?! I DONT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR GROSS OPPRESSIVE BULLSHIT! MY BODY MY RULES!
Girl: Guys with hair are gross.
Feminists: OMG so true. When will men realize that they look so unattractive with hairy chests and pubes. Would it kill them to shave and have hygiene for once?
Guy: I have a preference for thin girls
Feminists: OMG FATPHOBIA!!11 BODYSHAMER!1!! YOU ARE LITERAL SCUM!11! OMG YOU ARE TOO IGNORANT TO APPRECIATE FULL FIGURED GODDESSES SUCH AS US!1!! REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES!!1!1
Girl: Some gross fat guy asked me out, I have standards, tubby. I’m only attracted to tan fit guys.
Feminists: It’s good to have standards. Toned guys are so hot. When will those fat guys realize that society finds them unattractive?
Feminist: OMG Why won’t guys be attracted to me?! They’re so shallow falling for those skeletons.
Guy: I think you’re beautiful even if you’re not thin
Feminist: OMG YOU’RE PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE FAT FETISHISTS!11 I’M NOT YOUR FETISH!!1 STOP SEXUALIZING ME!1!!1 FUCKING MEN THINK THEY CAN VIEW WOMEN AS OBJECTS!!!11
Feminists: ugh men sexualizing lesbians. They don’t exist for your fantasies, they’re people too.
*obsesses over Destiel, writes tons of yaoi fanfics, harasses BBC for Johnlock, ships real life males with other males even if they’re already in a relationship, says stupid shit like how they want a gay best friend so they can have someone to shop with and talk about boys*
Feminist: Women should not be shamed for what they wear, their body image, sexuality, the amount of sex, or things that are beyond their control.
Person: *argues against feminism showing evidence of flaws with the concept*
Feminists: lol I bet he’s a white fat virgin neckbeard fedora dudebro that jacks off to MLP and cuddles his waifu pillow. I bet he’s butthurt that he’s never got any girl to suck his tiny dick xp
Feminists: there’s nothing more fragile than a male’s ego xp
“OMG people are calling girls bossy. Instead of letting them shrug it off and grow from it we should form a hugbox to let this evil word be erased. Being called bossy could hurt a girl’s self esteem because we’re going to assume girls have a fragile self esteem. We need to ban the word bossy because it will hinder girls from growing up to become successful as told by female celebrities who were called bossy and grew up to be successful.”
Feminists: Feminism is about gender equality
“Transmen are traitors! Was being a female not good enough for you, huh?! How dare you join the male scum!”
“Transwomen are not true women! They’re just men invading our sanctuary and trying to benefit off us!”
Feminists: Gender roles are toxic! No one should be stereotyped what they can or cannot do based on gender!
“There’s no such thing as a male rape victim, if he didn’t want it, he would have easily overpowered the rapist”
“Oh wah, your ex girlfriend beat you up, stop being such a pussy and get over it”
Feminists: We should build a shelter for women rape/abuse victims
Guy: Hi, I’m a survivor of sexual assault and I think there should be a shelter for both genders.
Feminists: OMG FUCKING MEN THINKING THEY’RE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING!1!! THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT ABOUT THEMSELVES!11 “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ? MEN GET RAPED TOO WAH WAH MALE TEARS”
Man says something sexist = misogynist
Woman says something sexist = inspirational
Feminists: Silly MRAs, there’s no such thing as misandry
“Kill all men”
*pastel picture of a feminine forest creature with a banner that reads “Men are gross”*
“Males are a disease”
“If my child becomes a male I’m disowning it”
“Men are useless in society”
“We can just use bone marrow and sperm banks to create babies, lol men are obsolete we should eradicate them”
“Friendly reminder that all men are potential rapists”
“wah wah male tears”
“What do you call the useless end of a penis? A man!”
“Men like being treated this way”
“Nothing pleasures me more than males suffering”
“I’m swimming in their tears”
“If you are a cismale get the fuck off my blog”
Also notice how “Transmisandry” is also non existent to them but Tumbrites will throw “Transmisogyny” at everything under the sun.