omg this is so cute i can't help it

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

VOMIT WARNING (I know some people don’t like that, so just a warning)

Because I’m spiraling into a Voltron writing obsession, here’s another college AU, based loosely on my own experiences ayyyyyy *finger guns*

(Also you should definitely send me some prompts because I want to write more Voltron but don’t know what else to write)


“So I was thinking we could-” Keith started, but was once again, for what must have been the hundredth time today, cut off by Lance.

“-Hey, have you guys seen that video?”

Keith and Hunk groaned in frustration.

Shiro sighed. “You did it again, Lance.”

Keith let out an exasperated sigh. “Lance! You can’t keep-Lance! I’m talking to you. Will you pay attention for like, FIVE minutes? Or even TWO?”

Lance snapped his attention back to Keith. “Hmm?”

Keith clenched his jaw, frustration bubbling in his chest. Lance was completely unable to focus. On ANYTHING. He had been distracted and disruptive all day, bouncing off the walls and going off on tangents that were completely unrelated to what anybody was talking about.

Keith was exhausted just trying to keep up with him. Even Shiro, ever patient Shiro, was growing frustrated with him.

“What’s WITH you today?”

“I…uh…too much coffee, I guess.” Lance said, glancing around uncomfortably before hopping out of his seat and grabbing all his stuff.

“Lance, what’s going o-”

“-I have to go do homework!”

Keith, Shiro and Hunk watched as Lance hurried off.

“What…was that?” Hunk asked. “I mean he’s always been…crazy but not like THIS.”

“Uh…coffee, apparently.” Shiro frowned.

Lance burst into his room, his heart pounding in his chest. He was just annoying everyone, but he couldn’t help it. He tried, he tried SO hard, but he was completely and totally unable to focus.

He had completely forgotten to take his medication this morning, and he didn’t realize it until nearly five PM, and by that time it was too late. If he took it now, he wouldn’t sleep that night, and he needed to sleep.

He knew it was a lost cause, but he was going to try and get some studying done.

Instead of studying, he found himself spinning in his desk chair, staring up at the ceiling to count the tiles.

While he was spinning, some Velcro from one of his projects caught his eye, and before he knew it, he was taping half of it to the wall, and half to his hands.

Keith walked in right as he was about to launch himself off the bed and onto the wall.

“Lance!”

“Yes, roomie?” Lance asked, bouncing up and down on the bed lightly.

“What the hell are you doing? Get down!”

“I wanted to be SpiderMan.”

“You wanted to be spider-get down!” He cried, throwing his hands in the air. “I thought you were studying.”

“I was going to…but then I got sidetracked.” He said, slowly coming to a standstill.

“Okay, this,” Keith said, gesturing from the wall to Lance, “is NOT a good idea. Seriously.”

Lance sighed. “Yeah I guess you’re right - hey have you seen that video?”

Keith pinched the bridge of his nose. “I don’t…you need to be a bit more specific. What video are you talking about?”

“The…uh…guy who ate weed brownies and thought he was dead. Ooh! There’s this really good show on Netflix. The Flash, have you heard of it?Season one isn’t great, but it gets better. Have you watched it?”

Keith blinked. “No, I haven’t. Lance, are you alright?”

“Peachy. Why?”

“You’re all over the place, man.”

Lance’s face hardened, and he got off the bed and went to sit at his desk. “I told you. I had too much coffee.”

“Um…okay.”

Keith sat on his bed, facing Lance. 

He watched as Lance struggled to calm himself enough to focus. 

He watched as Lance tapped his pencil on the desk incessantly and rolled back and forth in his chair while he stared at his laptop. He must have gotten up fifteen times to go walk to their mini fridge and walk back to his seat.

Then, Lance straightened in his chair and pressed a hand to his stomach. A grimace crossed his face and he stood up.

“Lance? Are you okay?”

“Stomachache.” He bit out, gritting his teeth as he climbed into bed.

Keith frowned. “Are you going to be sick?”

“I don’t…maybe.” He groaned.

“What happened? You were fine literally a minute ago.”

“I’m fine. Leave me alone.” He groaned, curling into himself as tightly as possible.

“Lance-”

“-I’m FINE. This happens a lot. Leave me alone.”

“What do you mean?” He demanded. “Do you need to see a doctor?”

Lance let out a heavy sigh. “I have…nnngh…I have ADHD.”

“That…what does that have to do with your stomach?”

“I forgot to take my meds. This is a side effect.”

“Oh shit.” Keith said, his eyebrows shooting up. “Do you need anything?”

“I just need to…r-ride it out.” He groaned, gripping the blankets and writhing in pain. Sharp, stabbing, cramping pains were shooting across his abdomen in waves.

“Are you sure?”

Lance just groaned in pain, pressing his face into the pillow.

“Okay, I’m calling Shiro.”

“No-”

“-it’s not up for discussion, Lance.” He said firmly.

Lance whimpered in pain, squeezing his eyes shut.

Keith dialed Shiro’s number, keeping his eyes on Lance.

“Hey, Keith.”

“Shiro, we need you over here.”

“What’s the matter?”

“It’s Lance.”

“What happened with Lance?”

“He has a really bad stomachache…he’s writhing in pain in bed and I don’t know what to do.”

“Does he have a fever?”

“I don’t-Lance, do you have a fever?”

“No, idiot. I don’t have a fever.” Lance spat. “I’m not SICK, you don’t need to call Sh-Shiro…I’m f-ngggh.”

Keith rolled his eyes. “He doesn’t have a fever.”

“Give him something for the pain, I’ll be there soon.”

A wave of nausea rolled over him, and he got out of bed and made a b-line for the bathroom.

Lance slammed the door shut, and leaned over the toilet to empty his stomach. When he emerged from the bathroom, pale and shaky, Shiro was there.

“Are you alright?” He asked, pressing his hand to Lance’s cheek.

Lance batted his hand away. “I’m fine.”

Throwing up almost always brought relief when this happened. He felt mostly better, his stomach still hurt but it was nowhere as bad as before.

“You’re not fine.” Shiro said, shaking his head. Lance groaned, thoroughly irritated at all the attention he was getting.

Keith pursed his lips. “He says it’s a side effect from not taking his medication.”

Shiro frowned. “What? What medication?”

Lance clenched his jaw. “I have ADHD. I forgot to take my medication and that’s why I was so unbearable today.”

“Lance, you weren’t-”

“I annoyed you…I know I was.  I knew when I kept cutting you off.  I know how annoying I get when I don’t take them…I tried really hard to stop…to be normal, but I couldn’t.  I’m sorry.” Lance said, his eyes filling with tears. 

“Look,” Shiro started.  “I’ll admit…I was getting frustrated.”

“Me too, but dude, it wasn’t just that you were annoying.  We knew something was up, you’re not usually this…uh…”

“All over the place.” Shiro supplied. 

“Yeah, that.  You’re not usually all over the place like this.”

“We were just worried.” 

Lance looked at them.  “You were?”

Both Shiro and Keith nodded.  “Yeah.”

Lance sighed.  “I don’t really tell people,..ever.”

“Why wouldn’t you tell us?” Shiro asked. “We’re your friends. Did you think we’d judge you?”

“Well…yeah…kind of.” Lance muttered, bringing his eyes to the floor.

Keith shook his head. “Why would we judge you for that? So what? What…uh…is ADHD?”

Lance rubbed his forehead. “Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. I can’t focus, basically. Look, as much as I’d love to continue this…health lesson…I’m exhausted.”

Shiro nodded. “Yeah…thank you though, for telling us. We don’t think any less of you, you know.”

Lance hung his head, rubbing the back of his neck. “I appreciate that, thanks.”

“Get some sleep, feel better.” Shiro said, clapping him on the back. “Call me if you need anything else.”

Keith walked him to the door as Lance got back into bed. “Thanks, Shiro.”

“Anytime.”

6

Alice and Mary talk about Rapunzel’s hair.

DESCENDANTS 2 TRAILER

OKAY, SO, I JUST WATCHED THE DESCENDANTS 2 TRAILER NOW, AND I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING. I’M SPEECHLESS. (maybe not so much)

+ MAL’S BLONDE HAIR IS JUST SO PRETTY *u*

+ MAL CRYING JUST KILLED ME. THIS SCENE BROKE MY HEART SO BAD, THAT OMG

+ WHEN SHE SAID “I DON’T BELONG HERE”, I JUST WANTED TO HUG HER

+ IT WAS CLEAR THAT THEY WERE PUTTING TO MUCH PRESSURE ON HER, SHE WASN’T BEING WHO SHE WAS, AND SHE WAS DEVASTED

+ BEN DIDN’T HELP HER, AND THAT HURTED MY FEELINGS

+ SHE WAS MISSING BEING A VILLAN, WHEN SHE HADN’T TO BE PERFECT TO ANYONE AND SHE TOLD THAT TO CARLOS

+ EVIE’S FACE WHEN SHE TOLD BEN THAT MAL CAME BACK TO THE ISLE. I THINK SHE WAS REALLY WORRIED

+ THE WAY MAL SAYS “I’M BACK” AND UMA’S FACE AFTER THIS

+ UMA TALKING TO THE OTHER PIRATES (I’m still totally in love with her)

+ BEN REALIZES THAT IT WAS HIS FAULT. THANK GOD, BENNYBOO

+ HARRY HOOK

+ BEN WAS KIDNAPPED (come on guys, Ben can’t play villan, of course something like this would happen)

+ EVERYONE WANTS THAT FUCKING WAND, OMG (but this time, it was really simple to catch it, don’t you think? - or not, it’s just a trailer-)

+ MAL TELLING UMA THAT SHE’S A DRAMA QUEEN

+ UMA HAS A THRONE. A THRONE.

+ (Do you guys think that Gil has a crush on Uma, because I think he has)

+ THEY ALL LOOK SO GORGEOUS OMG

+ DUDE WEARING A LITTLE CARLOS CLOTHE, HOW CUTE IS THAT?

+ THE “ROTTEN TO THE CORE” THING

+ THE BONUS WITH EVIE AND MAL TALKING ABOUT MAL’S NEW HAIRSTYLE, AND JAYLOS ARE LIKE “SERIUOSLY?!”

+ THE WHOLE TRAILER. I’M SO EXCITED!

Sorry for freaking out. I can’t wait for this movie. 

But really, sorry. 

Love you guys <3

anonymous asked:

Jikook looked domestic af I'm a sobbing mess T__T the size difference OMG Everytime I see the gif where JM is leaning on JK to whisper to him I can't help but imagine how they are used to this kind of contacts and when they're alone they're probably more freely touchy, I love boyfriends. Those little tiny hands on JK huge and solid pecs.... help....

Domestic Jikook is what I live for!!! They were so giggly and cute and sharing food. And the best part of it all: it all seemed so natural. I can’t imagine how touchy they are when they are alone. AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE PECS THING A LOT RECENTLY. With the way JK was sitting, his chest was all pushed out making it look big and then Jimin put his tiny (and beautiful) hand on his pecs and just– ;_______; Imagine him putting his hands on Jungkook’s chest, getting up on his tip toes and kissing him sadjf;sd

(yes I giffed this up close and slowed it down just for this ask ♡)

NCT DREAM AS THE 7 DWARVES

Me and my cousins watched Snow White and I can’t help thinking of nct dream and omg just hear me out OKAY

DOC IS MARK

- Is the fully capable leader.
- ehem not so fully capable tbh
- I bet Doc can’t fry an egg for his life.
- stutters
- Listens to grumpy (which is lowkey Donghyuck) one sec but the other sec he   disagrees with whatever bad idea he has.
- Is probably scared af when they face problems but tries to maintain a calm       composure so the other members could follow.
- Like when they washed.
- he was nervous af but he was the one who took the lead.
- just like how Mark tries to keep his best not to cry when they won their award when most of them are already crying :’)

GRUMPY IS DONGHYUCK FITE ME

- Stubborn af
- Savage
- TSUNDERE JUST TSUNDERE
- Is the one who mostly picks a fight with Doc (Mark)
- GUYS OMG GRUMPY COULD PLAY THE PIANO SO DOES DONGHYUCK.
- guys, even though grumpy was grumpy about playing the piano he still plays     it IM–
- Again tsundere, pretends to not care but he is the one who acts first when         Snow White was in trouble.
- Just like how Donghyuck takes care of his members, he was the one who fed   Taeyong in nct life first cause he was still cooking, he fed mark in mmc too         despite of how he refused too :’)
- Even though he is grumpy/ savage he loves his members

HAPPY IS JAEMIN THE NAME SAYS IT ALL

- Again, Happy.
- This dwarf is the smiliest of course.
- I mean Jaemin, his smile is blinding.
- When there is tension Happy would be the one who would be bubbly and all smiles.
- Jaemin is named healing smile
- you know heals the tension with his smile.
-You get it.

SLEEPY IS JISUNG

- The members did mention Jisung probably sleep the most.
- I recall them saying he could sleep anywhere.
- I dunno
- The kid does sleep a lot, he is very tall.
- Sleepy always sleeps, of course.
- And when they are in a group he seems clueless.
- He is clueless most of the time.
- But he manages to get through every situation.
- How
- Like Jisung.
- Remember mmc.

DOPEY IS CHENLE

- dopey is the youngest and ehem the cutest.
- Im not saying that Chenle is hella cute but that’s exactly what I’m saying.
- You see dopey doesn’t talk.
- but can scream and what not
- kinda like Chenle
- He only knows limited korean
- And he is capable of doing unhuman dolpin scream
- I think dopey is also number one for shameless extra anticts
- exactly like Chenle
- Also soft af
-his name is dopey
- dope
- Awesome
- Chenle
- President

BASHFUL IS RENJUNNNNNIEEEE

- I really think bashful is like Renjun
- Mainly because shy type
- but who knows.
- he might just be shy
- blushes a lot.
- DID YALL SEE HOW RENJUN GETS BASHFUL WHEN MARK SAID HE WAS   CUTE AFSJSVDBDJD

LASTLY JENO IS SNEEZY

- I couldn’t put Jeno on anywhere before
- that’s why i hesitated on doing this.
- But, the accuracy omg.
- I didn’t think the 7 dwarves are so accurate to nct dream
- Jeno owns cats.
- but he is allergic to them
- I could only imagine Jeno sneezing nonstop when he is around his cats.

Single Grey Dad Au

Ok this au just occurred to me and I’m surprised I haven’t seen anything on this. Going off the whole pod reproduction headcanon, imagine before the events of the movie one of the surrogate trees (the trees they use instead of the Troll Tree) suddenly grows a white pod that no one knows who it belongs to. Now this isn’t unheard off but it very rarely happens but has never been known to happen on a surrogate tree and there has never been a white non-glitter troll pod before. So, Peppy orders everyone to check to see if it glows for them, so they can find out who this unusual pod belongs to. So they go through everyone in the village except for our resident grump. And Branch is like “Yeah there is no way this is mine” but surprise, surprises the pod glows teal blue and grumpy grey is a father. Like imagine the possibilities. It can be angst, fluff or both. But OMG I want this so much.

anonymous asked:

CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A TON OF JELIORN HEADCANONS IVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF JELIORN LATELY

MY DUDE MY BRO YES OF COURSE, HERE HAVE SOME AU-JELIORN HCS!!! 

- Meliorn has a famous aesthetic-blog where he posts pictures of plants, sketches, poems, pictures of himself (+ plants) 

- He mostly earns his money through the blog, but also works at a small flower shop for some extra cash

- Jace owns a coffee shop (it’s actually owned by his adoptive parents, but he’s running it)

- He’s never admit it but he loves Meliorn’s blog with a passion

- He often scrolls through it when he’s stressed/close to a panic attack, because the nice pictures calm him down (+ Meliorn is really pretty and Jace is in awe of his beauty)

- Meliorn is friends with Magnus (who’s a fashion/beauty blogger) and Raphael (who works as their photographer and has his own grungy insta): They live together in a huge ass flat

- Magnus tells Meliorn about his boyfriend’s brother’s coffee shop and how it has the perfect aesthetic for his pictures

- Raphael agrees to check it out with Meliorn and look if they can get some nice pictures there

- When they get there Meliorn is amazed, because the place is basically perfect for his blog and every aesthetic lover (little does he know that Jace actually gets the inspiration for his decorating ideas from Meliorn’s blog)

- They order coffee and Raphael asks the (cute) barista with glasses if they could speak with the owner

(- Simon nearly drops Raphael’s coffee, because holy shit that gorgeous guy is actually talking to him, oh god)

- He hurries to get Jace, who comes out of the kitties with a flushed face from the heat and his hands full of flour

- Meliorn is in awe the second he sees him and Jace nearly chokes when he recognizes him

- Raphael goes full on business mode and asks if they could take pictures of and in the place, and Jace agrees and even offers them to stay in after closing time, so they could take some pictures without customers around

- Meliorn thanks him cheekily and then they sit down again with their coffee and Raphael starts to take pictures of Meliorn, the coffee and Meliorn + the coffee

- Meanwhile both Simon & Jace are wondering if Meliorn and Raphael are boyfriends (because that would be too bad)

- After Jace closes the shop, Raphael starts to take some more pictures and Jace is amazed by Meliorn looking so effortlessly beautiful while posing

- Jace finds the courage to tell him that he loves his blog just before they leave and Meliorn smiles at him and suddenly there are butterflies in Jace’ stomach and everything is spinning and holy shit Meliorn is so beautiful 

- Meliorn visits the coffee shop again a few days later without Raphael; instead he brings his sketchbook

- Simon shyly asks where he left his boyfriend and that’s how they find out that Meliorn and Raphael are not together (it’s also how Meliorn figures out that Simon is crushing on Raphael)

- The next day Meliorn posts abstract art of a pretty blond boy in an apron surrounded by plants on his blog

- Jace nearly has a heart attack when he sees the sketches on Meliorn’s blog that evening and actually spills his green tea everywhere

- The next time they see each other is at the flower shop Meliorn works at, because Izzy dragged Jace there (she needs a bouquet for her anniversary with Clary)

- Meliorn asks Jace out and gives him a orange rose (Izzy tells Jace later that they represent a mix of friendship and love, basically a crush)

- Jace says yes with an adorable blush on his cheeks

- Meliorn takes him to central park for their first date and they sit in the grass and Meliorn braids flower crowns for them while Jace talk about his job at the coffee shop and how much he loves him

- They later on take pictures with the flower crowns on (they happen to be the most popular pictures on Meliorn’s blog in the matter of a few hours)

- Their first kiss is during their fourth date at a public garden

- Jace was braiding flowers into Meliorn’s hair and Meliorn just kissed him, because he looked so damn cute

- The kiss is very soft and gentle and careful (like everything in their relationship)

- After that they are official boyfriends and Meliorn’s blog is now full of couple pictures and poems about love and sketches of strong jaws, shining eyes and bright smiles

(- Meanwhile Simon got up the courage to ask Raphael out and to everyones surprise he said yes - Raphael’s dark and grungy instagram turns a little less dark after that and the images of thunderstorms, dark streets and leather get accompanied by pictures of fingers laced together, rough kisses and Simon in general (often playing the guitar with a soft smile on his face or in the morning with his hair sticking up in every direction))

The life of a fucked up shipper

“Hmm I could ship Brittany and Santana.. Classic blonde/brunette, one sweet/one bitchy, one who wants the relationship/one who tries to fight the relationship combo plus they’re canon and super cute together….”

“But omg look at faberry the totally non-canon ship that literally has 5 scenes together in the entire fucking series like holy shit they are so meant to be like they’re soulmates I could not love or ship them more.” … help me why am I like this…

crayolasaurus  asked:

super cute, subtly romantic line that night king!yuuri could say to day king!victor, who dies 1000 deaths of happiness instantly after hearing it: "did you know moonlight only exists because the sun is so bright that when it shines on the moon, the moon can't help but reflect it back?" (YUURI OBV IMPLYING THAT VICTOR MAKES HIM REALLY HAPPY) (SORRY I JUST HAD TO SHARE THIS)

YUURI LOVES YOU TOO VIKTOR YOU DUMB IDIOT WHY CANNOT YOU SEE FROM THE GET-GO

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!!

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Otabek will ask Yuri to help him shave his undercut in the back where he can't reach and every time Yuri doesn't this Otabek will start giggling and squirming away out of reflex whenever the razor brushes up against his neck because he's sooo ticklish there and Yuri gets so nervous and starts yelling at him like "STOP SQUIRMING BEKA I DON'T WANT TO CUT YOU!" and Otabek will be giggling and is just like "I CAN'T HELP IT YURA!" I live for domestic otayuri ahhh they're so cute <3

(Omg I love headcanons because I can answer them in my phone *0*) YASYASYASYAS, domestic OtaYuri gives me life sjckksf.

But listen, after the first time that happened Yuri’s like “like hell I’m going to help you, you squirm too much!”, and Otabek swears he will not do it again, “you caught me off guard”, he says, but of fucking course it happens again.

Like Otabek is giggling just by hearing the little machine making its buzzing sound and Yuri finds this hella cute but ‘fuck I’m going to razor his head off *internal screaming*’

Omg when Yuri’s finished he just needs to really wreck Otabek because you can’t be a squirming mess while someone is razoring your frigging head! , so punishment for squirming too much. So he’s like “Altin, let me help you get rid of those tiny hairs” and Otabek just nods because Yuri is such a nice boyfriend

But oh surprise: Yuri will need a brush to sweep all those baby hairs away and when the bristles touch Otabek neck he starts to laugh righr away, scrunching up his shoulders and trying to squirm away so Yuri has to pin him down the flor or couch and brush Otabek’s neck until he’s begging foe merci. “Y-YURI! I’m suhuhure there are nohohoho baby hairs thehehere!”, Otabek giggles as Yuri starts to brush Otabek’s sides. “There are, and im trying to clean them up now shush”

Otabek really thinks twice before asking yuri for help after that day (that’s what he likes to think, he actually looks forward for when he needs a cut again, mhm)

moon-child-comics  asked:

Your art is literally so amazing, I had really lost my inspiration and passion for drawing but after seeing your art it is back. It's so cute that I can't help but get hyped to draw again. :)

Omg, this is such a sweet message!! ;0; I’m just shdjgkfhdjlsk sdjkhljd it means so much that I could inspire you like that. I don’t know what to say, I’m really happy!! Please keep drawing <33

OKAY BUT I AM TOO DISTRACTED BY THIS IMAGE TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

HE’S SO GOD DAMN SWEET HELP