omg this is legit u guys

Dating Chen would include

Originally posted by rxxbinc

Kim Jongdae
- The Beagle Line
- You are either the new member or the mother
- Chanyeol and Baekhyun are now your best friends
- S C R E A M I N  G
- You get to hear his screams
- All the time
- Lots of yelling, ur so blessed
- Chen and Xiumin are actually on a date that you are interrupting
- Singing together
- In the car
- At home
- In the shower
- Grocery store
- E v e r y w h e r e
- “Jagiiiiiii”
- “Jagi let me hear you sing”
- “Jongdae please”
- “BUT JAGIIIIIII”
- “P L E A S E”
- “WAAAEEEEE
- He loves your voice so much
- You could be terrible but he’s s o s u p p o r t i v e
- You sound like an angel to him
- And he adores your smile so much omg
- He’ll do anything to make you smile bc it makes his heart melt
- This boy will legit embarrass himself just to see you smile
- "AHHHHH, Y/N HOW ARE YOU SO PRETTY”
- You’ll never be alone like 98% of the time
- But when you are
- HOI
- He’s such a tEASE
- But so are you
- You guys play this game of who can hold out the longest
- THIS GAME LASTS FOREVER
- But it’s your favorite game you already know
- “Jagi can we get a dog”
- “Jongin has a dog”
- “Sehun also has a dog”
- “So like can we get a dog Y/N pLEASE”
- “JAGIYA LISTEN TO ME CAN WE GET A DOG”
- If he doesn’t catch your attention with his koud voice, he’ll just lay on the ground until you notice and give in
- “No it’s fine just leave me here to die”
- “I SAID IT’S FINE”
- The snuggliest
- Honestly he’s the type to lie on top of you and sigh really loud
- For no reason at all
- He’s probably bored
- w i n k
- Tracing hearts on your skin with his fingertips
- Playing with your hair
- And your hands
- Just plain admiring everything about you
- He can’t dance
- At all
-But you get to watch him try
- And it’s so cute
- You guys can have dance parties and dance like complete dorks together aW
- If there’s something wrong, he’ll confront it
- He’s not the type to just let things sit
- “Y/n let’s talk things out p l  e a s e”
- “I’m sORRY”
- “can you pLEASE SAY SOMETHING”
- “WHY DON’T YOU GO TALK TO MINSEOK, JONGDAE?”
- He legit will not leave you alone until everything is resolved
- And you just can’t stay mad at him tbh
- So understanding oml
- He just wants you to be happy

anonymous asked:

Can I prompt you to make a scenario where Mc uses the taser saeyoung gave ( from the valentines dlc), you can choose if it's angst or fluff either way I love your writing so I won't mind. I hope you have a great day! And thanks so much for all the amazing things you wrote, they really help me after a long tiring day.

right as I posted this I finally figured out what you were requesting omg im so sorry I thought you meant using it on Saeyoung. MC is still using it tho, so..      -Green

Saeyoung:

-S A E YO UNG GO D DAMMIT

-you were getting so frustrated guys u couldn’t handle it anymore

-Saeyoung kept trying to scare you as much as possible. Jumping out of hallways, grabbing your ankle from under the bed and trying to legit p u l l  you under, making all the lights in the bunker go out, anything he could

-you were getting so antsy and just waiting for his next attack , you were so tense

-you had the taser with you pretty much all the time, just in a pocket like it was the most casual thing in the world

-It was later in the evening when he did it again

-you were unsuspecting but still tense, when all the sudden someone grabbed you while you were passing a linen closet and dragged you inside

-you PANICKED and totally forgot it was only you and Saeyoung in the bunker so you just,, 

-did a 180 and tazed that fucker right in the ribs

-and then suddenly U BOTH WERE SCREAMING BC

- “OMG ____ OWWW WHYyYyy”

- “OMG SAEYOUNG NOO”

-you felt SO bad you immediately dropped down to your knees next to him and started to sob bc did you just murder your boyfriend????? oh g o d 

-luckily it was barely a taze and he was fine, just a little ,, s h o ck e d 

-heuheuh lol

-afterwards he promised to stop the scares and you two cuddled all day after that because you were still scared that you accidentally hurt ur baby

-Saeyoung secretly loves it and is glad bc he’s a slut for attention from you and now you won’t stop kissing him every 2 minutes so he feels FInE 

-the best way a plan could fail, he thinks

Block b reaction: You ask them to take a shower with you in front of the other members

Omg yessss

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Jaehyo: “Yeah, sure! I’ll be there in a few, wait for me ;)” *has no shame at all lol*

Originally posted by pyorygon

U-Kwon: “Welp, it was nice seeing you guys but my girl is calling, so yeah…  You all know my priorities, right? Go take a walk or something” *legit kicks them out lmfao*

Originally posted by kjyng

P.O: "Haha what a great joke, y/n, hahaha you totally got them hahAHAHA” *nervous laugh violently increases*

Originally posted by pyojhoon

Zico: “AYEEEE YOU GUYS HEARD THAT?! I’M SO GONNA GET SOME!” *infinitely brags about it until the other members actually leave by themselves*

Originally posted by ukwno

B-Bomb: *just throws the boys out and immediately joins you in the shower 😏*

Originally posted by stellar-heartbeat

Taeil: “W-What do you mean?” *laughs nervously while not so subtly doing the ‘cut it out’ sign which I do not have a gif for but that’s ok 😭*

Originally posted by awwfuckno

Kyung: “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING OMFG YOU SO NASTYYYY” *coughs* “Go first, imma join you in a bit” *coughs*

Originally posted by buckw1lds

anonymous asked:

I FORGOT U WERE LEGIT A HOBBIT OMG UR HANDS ARE PROBABLY EXTRA (TM) SMOL ((but on a more serious note thank u for all of the arts and working hard on this blog and doing it in your free time for us!! Be safe, hydrate, ur gr8))

(( HEY! M Y HANDS.. are small nevermind.. i also remember my feet being as big as one of my friends’ hands.. she was like 5′9

aahh man no problem! i enjoy ask blogging and interacting with you guys! i love all the asks you guys send me and i will answer all of them soon ok

i m just really slow im sorry but aw thanks))

Originally posted by junqkookied

DUDE !!!!!!!!!!!! THIS DRAMA IS ILLEGAL !!!!!!!!!!! the scene where aera talks about her first love and how her wrist still hurts every time it rains thanks to him n dongman is like ‘omg u fucking iiiiiidiot, you attract the worst guys’ n it was actually HIM !!!!! AH !!!!! FUCK !!!!! AH !!!!!!!!! how do the writers come up with such a fantastic show I am so confused. when the scene started and the sticky note fell off I was legit pissed because I knew dongman was gonna think hyeran cooked the porridge for him n I HATE that kind of concept sooo much but the writers saved it !!! by having dongman care for aera in front of hyeran n making everything come full circle showing their soon to be blossoming romance through their history like OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROMEO X JULIET IS DONE

Omg…guys..I ..I cried. Like legit. I’ve never cried over an anime before. Not that hard

And guess what I ended up doing anyway…. (under the cut cuz spoilers but not really I guess?) hint: art.

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i really wish donovan would have been brought back :”( just imagine

he’d be like the guard dog of the chimera pack; vicious, easily excited, reckless af. (theo put a “beware of dog” sticker on donovan’s car as a joke)

he and theo would butt heads often. it’s like a pissing contest with those two. they’re always trying to see who can do the most, run the fastest, be the most dramatic. josh and hayden dub them “frivals” (friend rivals)

donovan would kind of scare the others. corey refuses to be anywhere near the guy because holy shit, he has fangs in his hands. donovan legit forgets sometimes that corey even exists because he’s either avoiding him like the plague or is invisible. pack dinners are kind of awkward because of this …

tracy and josh (and sometimes hayden) constantly text each other about donovan. “omg tracy do u see this guys fucking smolder” “bruh why does he look and act like a rottweiler” “idk hes kinda hot tho” “Tru” “tru”

just. imagine him in the chimera pack. just think about it. do it. do it

Yo I ain’t no expert with these things lmao but! Here we go –
About two weeks ago, I made this blog, expecting to COMPLETELY abandon it within the first few days. Boy howdy was I wrong!
It’s been a while since I’ve felt so loved, wanted & welcomed to an RP account and I’ve reached over 300 followers somehow? ? ? Plus tons of OoC support, compliments AND people wanting to RP with me?!
Welp, I’m gonna give a shout out to a few people here. Please dew NOT feel bad if you’re not on here I am BOND to forget some people! ! !

@oursavior-ourlord ; TEA ! ! ! I’ve known you since Darkie Poo blog and you’ve been a near & dear friend to me for a good while now. If it wasn’t for you giving me a promo I don’t think I would have ever gotten this blog off of it’s feet. Thank you so much, friend! The story abt how you found Darkie’s blog STILL like… Surprises me tbh an ANON talking good abt me? ? ? LIKE? ? ? WHAT???????????

@craniumaniac ; Fuckin’ FITE me Kaycie I didn’t M E A N to ship Guzmeria but then you slapped me with matching/similar headcanons and fists-full of feels. To click so nicely with someone like I did with you doesn’t happen often. SO glad we did, though! MEET ME IN THE SKULL PIT @ 5AM SHARP NERD! WE’S GONNA FITE.

@grunt-j / @groudoned ; Ashblibbityblooshinififh? ? ? I got SO excited to see you follow me on Groudon. Then you brought J along and HOH BOY I LOVE THE #NO HOMO BROMO to fuckin’ BITS! Your posts always get me to crack a smile and I’ve been shipping your muse with a certain Gladion for a while now!

@hvrriccne ; Screams @ u tbh? ? ? The FIRST Gladion to approach me! Plumes is actually rlly attached to ur Gladion, not gonna lie haha. I want to protect him from EVERYTHING PLS. Let me keep him S A F E.

@prxyingmantis ; WELL EXCUSE U I SHOULDN’T PUT U HERE BECAUSE U BROKE MY RULES? ? ? NOT. ALLOWED. TO. BUY. ME. SHIT. B( … But no okay seriously I wanted to cry you didn’t have to do that for me and I LOVE Seer so so so so SO much such a presh little Lurantis and ur presh and djfvgjtkblv fite me, okay? FITE ME!

@notquitethelegend / @newtauconnor ; NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD. I’ve known you since, uh… My Princess Peach blog? Goodness I wish I could dew more to help you out too bgtnjvrkfdl. ; A; Take care of yourself, okay?

@mtsilverscryptid ; THE FIRST AND ONLY ONLINE FRIEND TO MEET ME IRL! ! ! We’ve been friends since my Yuga blog and holy shit I love you I’m so gay. I’m glad I get to RP with you in this fandom now too!

@vindecatcr ; SCREAMS AND STEALS U. UR MINE. MINE FRIEND. Another good, very very VERY good friend of mine I met on my Yuga blog u g h <3 I love u so much too

@successoremdivinus ; !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY I’M RLLY RLLY GLAD TO HAVE FOUND U AGAIN I’VE LOVED APATH FROM AFAR FOR SO LONG. AND YOUR ART HAS IMPROVED SO MUCH I LOVE IT A H H H H! ! !

@pluumeriia ; ANOTHER PLUMERIA AND I LOVE HER LOTS GO FOLLOW THE OTHER BIG SIS OKAY?! PLEASE GO LOVE AND FOLLOW HER AND GIVE HER BIG SIS MUSE SOME LOVE DEW IT DEW IT DEW IT.

@bravelink ; UR HERE BECAUSE UR KELSDOOP <3 Any LoZ fans around? FOLLOW FOR MORE SOF GRUNGE TWILIGHT PRINCESS LINK <3

@kitterahsdollhouse ; /GRABS UR SHOULDERS AND SHAKES U / LoZ MUSES GUYS. OC’S. OC’S TO LOVE AND LOVE FOREVER U BETTER FOLLOW. They’re a good friend I met on my Linkle {Hyrule Warriors!} account! <3 LOVE U SO MUCH <3

@rydiabun ; This is a personal account BUT HEY ANOTHER RLLY NEAR & DEAR FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAD RP SIDE BLOGS! ! ! AND RLLY CUTE AND AMAZING ARTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I could legit ramble on abt EVERYONE I tag but ! ! ! Then this post would be too long it’s already long enough omg ! So here’s other people I’ve enjoyed RPing with or simply watching from afar! Again if I forget to mention you PLEASE don’t feel bad! I’m bond to forget people and I apologize so so so so SO much!

@contritiohumana ; @deltaxtream ; @curious-objecthead ; @skulliisms ; @princess2x4 ; @belladrago ; @bluesquidz ; @skullgrxnt ; @seaboundsongstress ;  @malkukuia ; @astrophilisms ; @typenullandvoid ; @aethermina ; @giixma ; @gxtgxd ; @scientistofdevon ; @sableyecultist ; @beareroftheblueorb ; @aquaelegance ; @aquatocracy ; @reprisxl ; @thehouseofivo ; @unchangingloyalty ; @icelillie ; @mysteriousassistxnt ; @cattlxya ; @mallowofalola ; @musedimension ; @nharmxnic ; @xbugz-n-skullzx ; @skullbaddie ; @skullunderling ; @skulls-and-bunnies ; @moontouchxd ; @ladyofghostsalola ; @bagdestroyer ; @artifactious ; @pokemohn ; @pokemondeliverer ; @diluviumx ; @geoforza ; @fatedflare ; @vileplumeperfume ; @pouli-mana ; @punkgrunt ; @honoxtokage ; @alohalawaia

I’m following like 200+ people so I’m p sure I missed a TON of you guys but just know I love and appreciate you all so much and I’ve had the GREATEST time here! I’m honestly so shocked that so many people like and even LOVE my portrayal of Plumes I was afraid I wouldn’t dew her any justice. I apologize profusely for missing anyone okay? PLEASE don’t take offense if you’re not on here! ; v; I can’t stress enough that I’ve forgotten so many great people but a h h h h ! ! !

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IM DYING BC THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT LEGIT POSTED THIS AS IF THESE WERE REAL CONVERSATIONS WITH GUYS BUYING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS SOME TAMPONS AND I OPENED THEM AND I JUST. IM CRYING IM ACTUALLY CRYING OF LAUGHTER LIKE HOW DOES NO ONE REaliZe

anonymous asked:

okay so i legit think that kitt purrson is the most followed instagram in the NHL and all the guys get really super salty about it and chirp kent on the ice with stuff like "where's your cat?" "KITT CAN'T SAVE YOU GUYS NOW" like stupid lame chirps that kent is always like ??? try harder to insult me?? but I also feel like kitt is in contest with other famous pets, like carrie fishers cute dog and taylor swifts cat and like kent only has like 3000 followers but kitt has like 15000 and yeah.

Omg kit purrson gives me life thank u I agree I have nothing to add this is a+ work

Teen Wolf 5x06: A Review

Y'ALL

Y'ALL

Y ’ A L L

I’m not even going to count down this time I’m going off holy shit. IMMA individually talk about everyone today bc shit went down af this week

Scott: Scott man. Ohmygod bro his memories. BBY Scott was the cutest. Scott having asthma killed me holy shit. But OMFG LIKE MY POOR BABY IS ABOUT TO GO TROUGH SO MUCH

STILES: GUYS STILES IS LITERALLY THE MEME “I came out to have a good time and I’m literally feeling so attacked right now”. IM NOT EVEN TRYNA JOKE HE IS LEGIT THE MEME BC MY POOR BBY STILES IS S U F F E R I N G. FIRST HIS MOTHER SEEIG HIM AS A MONSTER LIKE THAT BROKE MY HEART AND THEO KNOWS ABOUT DONOVAN LIKE GODDAMN WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT OMG. MY POOR BBY STILES I NEED A MOMENT

Lydia: MY BANSHEE QUEEN. God her memories. Poor Lydia has to go through so much. SHE KICKING ASS W PARRISH THO. THAT SCENE WAS MARRISH AF AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING BC THE SONG TEY PUT WHEN HE HAD HER ARM AROUND HER WAS THE SAME THEY PUT WHEN HE FOUND HER IN THE HOUSE OF A CRIME SCENE IN LIKE S4 OR S3B OR WHATEVER. BUT ANYWAY MY NIGGA TRAINING HER ASS OFF RO LICK ASS AND TALE NAMES BYE

Kira: MY POOR BBY. She can’t control her powers I’m crying af this is too much. She about to lose control real soon I can tell

Malia: Yo. Yooooo. This chick took te doctors like yahh. I love her kicking ass all day erryday. And her trying not to look at Theo’s hot bod is literally me I’m laughing. WHEN SHE COULD TELL STILES WAS LYING THO I WAS LIKE NIGGA Y U GOTTA LISTEN TO HIS HEARTBEAT LIKE STILES STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR SHOULDER TF

Theo: THEO BYE. Srsly like ohmygod your ass gets on my fucking nerves I ain’t got nothing to say about you you wicked ad go to OUAT with your wicked ways goddamn. When u gon be nice I need you to be nice

Liam: LIAM GOTTA CRUUUUUUSH. I love how he’s paying her back like that shit is making my entire fucking day. WHEN HE HELPED SCOTT THO LIKE HELL THE FUCK YEAH YOU GOT IT BOI U GOT IT. So breaking Hayden’s nose was the big elementary deal. Well shet. His ear book picture tho I couldn’t stop laughing my bby

Hayden: THIS CHICK IS A CHIMERA NOOOOO. IF SHE IS HOW SHE GON SURVIVE THO. I NEED HAYDEN AND LIAM TOGETHA BUT HOW WE SUPPOSED TO WHEN SHE AINT HUMAN CUZ NOW IF THEY DONT KILL HER THE DOCTORS WILL LIKE THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH. I LIKE HER EHY YOU GOTTA MAKE THE CHARACTERS I LIKE LOOK BAD ALL THE TIME DAMN

Also seeing Mason and Brett gave me life

AND STYDIAAAA IDC IF IT WAS SHORT SCENES THEY WERE TOGETHER WITHOUT THE PACK THEY SRE FINALLY INTERACTIVE AF AND IM HELLA HAPPY

ALSO Derek Hale needs to come back hella soon bye (or should I say hale-a soon not hella lmao oh dear god I’m not funny)