omg this is gold!

hooker-legs  asked:

Hey, so I thought of a Gabriel thing that's not exactly proof of anything but I read that lots of sex leads to creativity, vise versa, and my mind went to Gabriel because, ya know how he is, but I also thought that his general character reminds me of that fact because he shows creativity in playing jokes/killing people???And he gets more ass than a toilet seat??? Idk man I'm running on little sleep and am filled with more caffeine than humanly possible for a person of my size but, ya know man???

bwahahahahahah I just read this after finishing my german final and… this is just gold omg

Originally posted by supernatural-addiction-hotline

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.
4

If something ever
happened to you
i would no longer
see the world
the same way.
i would see it
in shades of you

For: @roomshxmbles

anonymous asked:

THOUGHTS ABOUT YURIO'S WttM EXHIBITION?

omg I was talking to @asukajude about this, and:

  • Yuri has just won gold in the GPF, and he loves doesn’t hate Yuuri and Victor, but he’ll be damned before he lets their pair skate overshadow him.
  • SO. He goes to his new best friend Otabek, and is like, “I know this is last minute, but I need your help to shake things up with my exhibition.” To which ofc Otabek will agree.
  • “I’m going to take off my jacket and throw it at someone.” // “Cool.” // “And then I’m going to do air splits.” // “Even cooler.” // “And then I want you to shoot finger guns at me!” // “I’ll practise in the mirror.” // “And then I’ll throw my sunglasses at you and yOU CATCH IT AND AND THEN PUT IT ON HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE.” // “Literally the coolest. Should we practise?” // NO, WE’LL WING IT BECAUSE WE’RE COOL.”
  • And then bam, say hello to Yuri “Fuck Katsuki Yuuri’s Eros” Plisetsky.
  • And then Yakov is probably somewhere to the side trying to rip his own hair out like, “WE AGREED HE WOULDN’T TAKE THE JACKET OFF! AND GEORGI I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO HIS MAKEUP!!!!”

you: big mama

me: SELLIN NARCOTA HOW MUCH DO IT COST BITCH NON ZIP NADA RUNNIN FROM POLIZIA HAIN’T NO DRAMA FRESH NEW ADIDAS FOR THE NEW PORN STAMINA FLOW SO PRETTY I WOULD TURN AROUND AND FUCK IT ASIAN GIRL SCREAMS THATS A BANGKOK RUCKUS […]