omg this is aweful

anonymous asked:

Harvey getting a boyfriend who ends up transfixed on Dash's belly. And he at some point traps Dash who needs to push out the incubation, and anytime Dash starts to get it out the asshole pushes it back in, as Harvey is waiting at a restaurant abandoned and after a while goes to Dash while pretty drunk to rant to him, and finds them. Dash has been trying to get them out for hours but he could barely move when he wasn't in labor. Harvey has to kick the guy put and help Dash give birth while Drunk.

Wooooooooah omg poor Dash. AND poor Harv! Aw babs.

I’d like to think Dash could usually handle himself in a situation like that but an incubation that makes him too weak to defend himself….. hmmmmm…

Offbeat GMM Thoughts- Wedgie

-Omg that sounds awful.

-Well, machine aside, they both look hot today.

-TESTICULAR FORTITUDE

-I WAS RIGHT YEAH

-Double cranks….eesh…

-OH NO LINK

-WTF IS AN APPLE KNOCKER

-”Not good let’s play the game!”

-Rhett is tall, he is already at an advantage.

-Poor Link…

-LINK BUTT

-He just looks desperate at this point.

-WTF OW


GMMORE

-Why did Rhett volunteer for this?

-”This is obscene!”

-I’m still  kind of just touched that Rhett was like, “Nah, Link, I’ll do it. I know you have issues, I got you.”

-THat’s so gross.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.