omg this is a shakespeare quote!

Balcony Scene (ALiL Deleted Scene)

Summary: (College!AU): In which an impromptu performance of Shakespeare occurs at the foot of your stairs.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Word Count: 1,558

A/N: @snugglebuck requested: Omg so I just say this prompt list and one of them was “i was on my balcony and you started loudly quoting romeo and juliet at me” and all I could think about was ALIL and Bucky doing this or like even when the reader is at the top of a staircase and like even better when he’s drunk or something. This takes place between “The Honeymoon Phase” and “Jealousy”

“A Lesson in Love” Masterlist + Soundtrack

@avengerstories - I can’t thank you enough for always editing my stuff for me. 

Originally posted by sixsunflowersbloom

After what felt like an endless day of classes, you decide to treat yourself to a night off. In order to fully enjoy yourself, you change into the coziest pajamas you can find and take all of your best snacks out of hiding. Once you’ve gotten everything you need in order, you close the door to your room and turn off the lights. The darkness adds to the overall movie theater atmosphere that you want to create for your night of Netflix and relaxation.

You’re halfway through your second movie when your door flies open. The bright light from the hallway is a shock to your system and you cover your eyes automatically, blindly searching for the space bar on your laptop to pause what you’re watching. “What?”

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omg there’s this quiz on sparknotes (i didnt know they did this kinda thing omg) that sees if you can determine if the quote is from romeo and juliet or from taylor swift essentially they’re comparing taylor to shakespeare tbh

anyways if you get 12/12 this is the message im laughing so hard:

Inktober @shiyado ‘s prompt
15. Caesarean Murder ( Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar/Ides of March)
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Reminds me of the time I drew Rai with swords in him and @madameazzure mentioned about the quote from mean girls. Well.. here it is, Rai as Caesar omg haha!

From goof ball to OMG.

Pictures not mine I just played.

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SilverFlint Fic Recs

I’ll do another post for James/Thomas (which will probably include James/Thomas/Miranda because OT3 love), but I figured I’d tackle Pirate Husbands first because so MANY good fics have appeared since S3 started airing! I remember back when it was me and Jenwyn and maybe one or two other people in this sandbox and now there’s So! Much! Talent! It’s fucking awesome. There are of course other wonderful fics in the fandom, but if I tried to rec all of them this list would be very long, so these are my favorites. Most of these are with Silver bottoming like the anon requested but I’ve also got a few on the list that are the other way around.

Not All Treasure by ElvenSorceress [E] - S1/S2, the events of canon retold as if Silver and Flint acted on their mutual attraction early in the first season. I love this series, it features “Silver you little shit” and prickly, recalcitrant Flint, but also has some terribly cute moments (like “Cannon Fire,” which features them lying in bed quoting Shakespeare at each other and I simply can’t).

Get down boy, go head get down by SageMasterofSass [E] - Sex Worker AU, both canon-era and Modern AU. A series of fics where Silver is a sex worker - first in Max’s brothel, then in Modern AU with Mob Boss!Flint (featuring scorching hot weapons kink omg), then the third chapter where Flint is a businessman who hires Silver to dom him so he can unwind.

Scorched Earth by Dee218 [E] - Post-S2, Flint can’t get Silver out of his head and jerks off thinking about him. It’s hot as fuck and I love Flint’s internal monologue in this one to pieces.

push by tessykins [E] - Missing 3.04 scene. Silver is an enormous shit in this one and I love it so much. He taunts and pushes and Flint snaps and they have wonderful sex against a tree.

Ballast by ember_firedrake [E] - Post-3.04. Silver takes control of his captain to help him let go of his stress.

Painless by ElvenSorceress [M] - During 3.07. Silver is spiraling out of control, and the only person who understands what’s going on in his head is Flint.

Powder Keg by ember_firedrake [E] - Immediately before the finale. Flint teaches Silver how to use a musket, the tension between them breaks. Super hot intercrural sex, which is something I never see enough of.

another day, another door by mapped [T] -  A character study of Flint realizing how close to him Silver has become that ends with him letting Silver in -  AKA the fanfic scene that came to life in the finale.

What Fades Away by samedifference61 [M] - Post-S3, Thomas hangs like a ghost over Miranda’s house. Silver is curious, Flint is reticent. A study in two people slowly gaining intimacy with each other.

Order Fire by tessykins [E] - Modern AU, Flint is a chef and Silver is the terrible kitchen assistant who loves to push Flint’s buttons. Hilarious banter between the two of them and super hot smut.

anonymous asked:

Derek quotes Shakespeare because Scott can’t. So there’s that.//omg really? I love, love book nerd & smart Derek!

It’s there!

aplpaca  asked:

top 10 quotes you would get/wear on a t shirt

ahhhhh omg omg okay let’s do this!!!

for quotes i’d wear on shirts … they’d all be dumb and silly … i wouldn’t wear, like, legit quotes on shirts because that would look … pretentious??? so in no particular order:

1. Sorry I’m Late, I Really Don’t Want To Be Here

2. i am not dead just tired and ugly pls let me sleep

3. Can’t Get Out Of Bed Send Help or waffles just send waffles

4. Politics Stress Meowt

5. As Shakespeare Said, Shit Happens

6. This is My Resisting Bitch Face

7. You Give My Middle Finger a Boner

8. I Would Ask For Your Advice But I Probably Already Did The Stupid Thing

9. I’ve Got 99 Problems And They’re All Due Tomorrow

10. To Quote Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 3, Line 87 … “NO”

asdfghjkl this probably wasn’t a satisfactory answer but like i could never wear a shirt that says “tell me, atlas. what is heavier: the world or its people’s hearts?” like i love that quote to bits but i would be too embarrassed to wear that on a shirt!!

OH AND you can actually get all these quotes on shirts/tees/tanks at this website!!!

ASK ME MY “TOP 5/TOP 10” ANYTHING!~  

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-Orson-

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anonymous asked:

The following scenario may or may not have happened to me in english class today. My teacher: "Does anyone know any Shakespeare quotes?" Me, absently running on espresso, 2 hours of sleep, and a lot of time spent on your blog: ""Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou are blinding to the eye and uncomfortably hot."" needless to say my teacher laughed at me for pretty much the rest of class

omg that’s classic

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Out of Darkness - Orson and Adder

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Yes, yes, I know. This is not what you need right now…This is my accumulation? Of baby Tom/MySpace Tom/The TOM before LOKI <3 I think in light of all the FUCKERY you all have magically pulled out of the year 2007, it’s important for those of us who are new to the fandom to have a little back story on things like the Banana incident. So here it is. Everything I have come up with from my laptop/phone/Google/old Tumblr. If you have more, please feel free to add to this post <3 I don’t know about all of you but I’m exhausted and I have filming first thing in the morning so I think I’m going to go to bed. Goodnight, Darlings. I will see you all Tomorrow sometime, I’m sure ;)

Tag list: lokihiddles2981 frenchfrostpudding hiddlestories mischief-soul-lover obviouslyhiddles obsessedwithhiddles mrs-laurenhiddleston cinnamon-hiddles-buns ophelia-tagloff hiddlespearium snugglyhiddles jrgggggg999999 jdmookami ladywyldfire satansinsideouslaughter lokilaufeysonss rawaria eve1978 sarabeth72 lokis-love98 illyriagoddess sidraloveshiddles lividmilkshake cumhiddles hiddleston-cookie omg-i-cant-odd oh-for-a-muse-of-fire quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks hiddles-in-the-tardis-with-pie hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea greengirl888 hiddles-wholocks-galore jarrigoni thiddlestoff purepowerful puretomhiddleston elliecanfly everythingishiddleston lokidoki91 (This is my “hey, look, more Tom” list <3 if anyone wants on or off this list, just let me know. I won’t hold it against you if you don’t want to be on it

Look what I have! *incoherent happy noises*

I commissioned this wonderful drawing of darling Edward and those scary lobsters from the lovely, talented hiddles-and-a-cuppa-tea! You are amazing, my dear Rachel! You took my head canon and created an absolutely charming drawing. It’s perfect! xoxoxo

Tagging a few folks: iamtopdrawer larouau12 catedevalois jossisgod d-m-jonas legion567 macpetreshock the-haven-of-fiction antyc67 ladywyldfire eve1978 quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks andlifeisgrand writernotwaiting 

ANOTHER HOROSCOPE KIDS!!

YOU’RE BLINDFOLDED, AND IN A LINE-UP, CRIMINAL STYLE, ARE 12 SEXY MEN THAT YOU ARE GONNA BE PAIRED UP WITH FOR A WEEKEND. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?


ARIES : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

TAURUS : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

GEMINI : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

CANCER : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

LEO : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

VIRGO : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

LIBRA : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

SCORPIO : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

SAGITTARIUS : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

CAPRICORN : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

AQUARIUS : SIR THOMAS SHARPE

PISCES : SIR THOMAS SHARPE


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buzzfeed.com
E.L. James Held A Twitter Q&A And It Went Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Twitter threw 50 shades of shade at the erotic romance author.
By Jarry Lee

OMG THESE ARE TRUE GEMS READ SOME:

Is there a safe word we can use to get you to stop writing such drivel?

Do you ever feel guilty that you made so much money from romanticizing sexual abuse and selling it as “erotica romance”?

After the success of “Grey,” have you considered re-telling the story from the perspective of someone who can write?

Are you going to answer any of these questions, or do you need Stephenie Meyer to do a Twitter chat first?


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Today has been complete shit, so I thought I would share some of my favorite UNICEF!Tom photos with all my lovely followers who made this horrible, horrible day somewhat bearable. <3 you all and thank you so much.

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