omg this gives me the giggles every time don't look at me

anonymous asked:

I don't wanna call it too soon but this is the CUTEST PHIL LS maybe ever. Can't wait for you to say a little on it (especially re his many verbal eyerolls at chat, and the cat paintings...)

ughhhh yes there were definitely so, so many cute little anecdotes and jokes, and a lot of interesting tidbits that i took note of while watching: 

  • he opens the show by saying that he “welcomes” people calling him dad and appreciates all the father’s day messages. amazing
  • he bought his own dad a tasting selection of jams and marmalades which immediately made me irate bc it sounds like the perf gift for my father except i would never think of it bc i’m not as creative as phil ugh. phil probs buys everyone the best presents and i’m envious of people who are good at that
  • i loled at the fact that some vintage family drama sent like nine of phil’s great uncles to australia why is that so funny. also hearing re-confirmation of just how huge phil’s family is was kind of refreshing
  • the whole centipede anecdote killed me omg jst the image of phil freaking out and calling dan into the room (whether it was in his bedroom or somewhere else, i don’t rly feel like weighing in on that debate) and then dan obviously proceeding to freak out even more than phil (which we can very vividly picture based on his reactions in the piece of art that is phil lester vs. praying mantis.) it was just such a cute story lmao, i loved the way that phil called the bug a creepy crawly and said, ‘dan’s not a fan of those creepy crawlies either’ ughghghghhh. and i love that phil is definitely forever and always going to be the designated bug-catcher in their house even though he’s scared of bugs too, jst bc dan is always too busy having an actual breakdown any time he sees an insect
  • the random interjection of him screaming ‘bear’ from the bear kayak video made me lol
  • when he’s talking about bryony’s cat paintings and says he and dan are the only ppl who like them, i like that they pretty much always share tastes in everything, be less conjoined pls 
  • him narrating his thought process when he bought the fairy light twigs: ‘what i need in my life is some light-up sticks’
  • his plan to change up the dresser trinkets for every video is interesting and referring to the setup as a ‘tableau’ lmao–as i’ve said multiple times i don’t believe this room is his primary living quarters so i def took this idea to change up the background every time he films as further confirmation that this room is basically a set 
  • martyn has been in a ‘plane incident’ at one point in his life, didn’t know that
  • the way he talked about louise’s baby was so cuteeeee, his huge grin, the way he immediately went into a higher pitched voice, cheeky suggesting ‘phil’ as a name and then saying philippa could be a boy’s name but getting a bit nervous to make the general point about not needing to gender names and just saying ‘i mean’ a lot and giggling. then his feigned indignation when someone suggested ‘daniel’ lol he’s cute
  • learning dil was pregnant made him want to ‘rip his face off’ ok calm down mate
  • the fidget spinner omg: the way that he needed to make clear that it was no ‘2 pound friend present’ lmao i read this as him jokingly being a bit salty that dan didn’t appreciate all of the time and effort and ‘good money’ he put into this loving and thoughtful gift ahhaha. it was jst such a comfortable and warm little comment i loved it. and i love that he thinks it’s beautiful bc of the colors and i was lit dying at the whole story of him lying on the floor and trying to show off to dan that he could balance it on his nose and then utterly failing. adds more context to the way that dan was so fond last week when he talked about phil injuring himself with it
  • he doesn’t like killing animals, and always finds a way to trap them and throw them outside 
  • when someone asks him to give them a nickname and he comes up with, ‘ma more like mars expedition’.. wtf he’s adorable
  • kath could ‘open a brownie farm’ PHIL PLS 
  • ‘stop calling me dad though bc it’s inappropriate,’ he says with a barely concealed smile as he complies with everyone’s wishes to clean them. why does he love being called dad i need to lie down 
  • traditional lester thing is to get fish and chips when they’re all together
  • his sheer excitement about wonder woman was amazing omg. ‘she kicks so much butt but she has a personality and more movies should be made with a woman as the main character like that’ yAS phil 
  • thoughts on chris pine: he originally jst says he’s ‘funny’ but then when someone in the chat says ‘chris pine is fricking hot,’ he basically agrees and adds that he is ‘distracting’ and ‘radiating out of his face … what is that face? how do you achieve such a face?’ fucking amazing.
  • he always finds coins that are from 1997 lmao only he would notice that and think it’s some secret conspiracy by the universe jst to fuck with him
  • this week’s beauty tips:
    • change your face wash every 3-4 months because your face gets used to it. also you might want your face to smell like something different (his face currently smells of tree sap)
    • don’t spray hair spray directly into your mouth bc it tastes really bad and probably isn’t good for your health
    • drink lots of water (again)
    • put tea bags on your eyes and the caffeine will make you feel more energized and also you’ll look beautiful with teabags on your eyes
  • i’m certain that phil giggling, ‘but they’ve seen it from space and it’s a globe!’ single-handedly debunked the flat earth conspiracy
  • he goes ‘poot’ when he sprays febreze,,,, jesus christ. also of course he had a vanilla cupcake scented air freshener once,,,, have i mentioned that i am so fucking in love with phil jesUS 
  • his spon of dan’s vid was interesting to me, he kind of seemed to think of it at the very last moment even after he’d said goodbye to a bunch of people, and focused more on sponning it than sponning his own vid or anything from the gaming channel. he said it was ‘very funny’ which i’ll admit only added to my confusion about the objective or intention of dan’s video bc it didn’t strike me as trying to be comedic in any way. i wonder if phil genuinely found it funny and what he liked about it hahah, i honestly would pay for him to give it an honest review
  • his lil meows at the end before he clicked out were v pure i adore him

ya i love phil, ik it’s breaking news to yall but i really, really do. his live shows are always exactly what i need and he makes me so happy 

(phil live show: giant centipede attack - 6.18.17)

anonymous asked:

heyyy I think you're amazing omg!! The honeymoon one kinda inspired me, and I don't really have anything too specific ahah but maybe a blurb about sex when you're married/ when you have kids????? Only if you think you can :))))

Two rambunctious little twin boys would be chasing each other around the house after dinner, black curly hair and honey eyes. Ethan would finish drying the dishes you’d washed, catching them both by their chests and hoisting them up to sit them on the pallet you’d made for them on the floor. They’d argue over who could lay on the Buzz Lightyear pillow, Ethan making them compromise as you’d start the Disney movie. The boys would no longer even speak, entranced by the moving pictures and comedic kid content. You’d sigh with relief, passing Ethan with a squeeze to the shoulder and telling him you were heading for the laundry room to finish a load in the washer. His eyes would follow your ass in your yoga pants, rubbing his sweaty hands on his thighs. It wouldn’t be as easy to get in your pants anymore with all the parenting and responsibilities of the house. He double checks to make sure the boys are secure and zoned in on the tv, sneaking after you to the laundry room. You were bent over the laundry basket pulling little boy clothes from the hamper to the washing machine, a hard smack to your ass making you jump up and gasp. Ethan wouldn’t give you time to turn around, hoisting you up to sit on the edge of the dryer to make it quick and easy. He’d kiss your neck sloppily while you helped him rid your bottom half of clothing, him pulling his pants just below his cock to brush into you with a quiet groan. “Shit baby, I’ve missed you wrapped around me.” Quiet moans escape your mouth as your grip on his tshirt bunches the material under your fingers. You’d be almost to the brink of orgasming before tiny feet would thunder over the hardwood. “Daddy Daddy! Andy stole my Buzz Lightyear piwwow!” Ethan pulls out quickly, stuffing his hard cock back into his sweats as he rushes to the door to shut it behind him, Austin staring up with tears on his face. “Okay buddy, we’ll see if he’ll give it back. Come on.”

A tiny three year old princess has Grayson sitting at a cream wooden table decorated with beautiful flowers and fake tiny China, Gray pretending to sip the tiny tea cup as she bounces around the table offering tea to her fuzzy stuffed animals. You look on from your lean on the doorframe, smiling warmly at how she can convince Grayson to do absolutely anything. If anyone thought he was whipped for you back then, it compared nothing to how wrapped he was around that tiny girl’s finger. “More tea daddy?” She leans over his shoulder to inspect his cup, as he looks back at her with a smile as bright as the sun. “Yes, princess, daddy would love more tea.” You hate to ruin the fun, but it was inching toward 9 o'clock and far passed her bedtime, calling out for her to get comfy in her Minnie Mouse pajamas. Grayson helps her get dressed before tucking her in, kissing her forehead and telling her how much daddy loves her. He follows you out as you turn off the light, padding down the hallway and yawning. He sheds his clothes and crawls in the bed as you find a nightie to wear and undress like you do every other night. You enter the bed to be pulled underneath him, his eyes shining from the glow of the lamp on his bedside table. “How about we play for a little while now?” You giggle as he grips your ass firmly and smiles down at you. “Daddy would love more of this.” It would be playful, a lot of nipping and biting and him chasing you all over the bed in different positions. The creak of the door would shock you both far apart, the tiny princess by the door with a stuffed animal and tear stained cheek. Grayson grabs his shorts from the floor and pulls them up under the cover, getting up to cuddle her up. “Did you have a bad dream baby?” She’d nod her head and nuzzle into his neck, you slipping the nightie on under the covers as well as she’d join for bed nestled right in between you two.

OH MY GOSH this was actually so cute. I die when I think of the twins with kids 😻 thank you for requesting!

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Otabek will ask Yuri to help him shave his undercut in the back where he can't reach and every time Yuri doesn't this Otabek will start giggling and squirming away out of reflex whenever the razor brushes up against his neck because he's sooo ticklish there and Yuri gets so nervous and starts yelling at him like "STOP SQUIRMING BEKA I DON'T WANT TO CUT YOU!" and Otabek will be giggling and is just like "I CAN'T HELP IT YURA!" I live for domestic otayuri ahhh they're so cute <3

(Omg I love headcanons because I can answer them in my phone *0*) YASYASYASYAS, domestic OtaYuri gives me life sjckksf.

But listen, after the first time that happened Yuri’s like “like hell I’m going to help you, you squirm too much!”, and Otabek swears he will not do it again, “you caught me off guard”, he says, but of fucking course it happens again.

Like Otabek is giggling just by hearing the little machine making its buzzing sound and Yuri finds this hella cute but ‘fuck I’m going to razor his head off *internal screaming*’

Omg when Yuri’s finished he just needs to really wreck Otabek because you can’t be a squirming mess while someone is razoring your frigging head! , so punishment for squirming too much. So he’s like “Altin, let me help you get rid of those tiny hairs” and Otabek just nods because Yuri is such a nice boyfriend

But oh surprise: Yuri will need a brush to sweep all those baby hairs away and when the bristles touch Otabek neck he starts to laugh righr away, scrunching up his shoulders and trying to squirm away so Yuri has to pin him down the flor or couch and brush Otabek’s neck until he’s begging foe merci. “Y-YURI! I’m suhuhure there are nohohoho baby hairs thehehere!”, Otabek giggles as Yuri starts to brush Otabek’s sides. “There are, and im trying to clean them up now shush”

Otabek really thinks twice before asking yuri for help after that day (that’s what he likes to think, he actually looks forward for when he needs a cut again, mhm)

OMG just found your blog and I’m in love. I’m not sure you’re still doing these but if you are can you write one about the weasely family (+Harry of course) accidentally walk in on a little too much fremione happening. You’re definitely my favorite author

Every time someone tells me I’m their favorite author, I just turn into a blubbering pool of akjbflksjhdfkjshdlfkjsdhf

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“Shhh, Hermione,” Fred said, laughing as he led her into the living room. “We’ve got approximately an hour before they all come back from visiting Aunt Muriel.”

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Dating Kunpimook

Originally posted by anidarksugar

  • Kunpimook takes your phone for a quick sec and gives it back to you saying he’s “Blessed it.” That little shit spammed the camera button and now you have pages of his selfies in your camera roll.
  • You would have those matching hoodies. His says “Aye, He/She’s mine” and yours says “Aye, He’s mine” and it’s so cringe worthy but you wear it anyway.
  • Taking dance classes with Kunpimook (Waltz, salsa, and tango) Everyone else is either old or professionals. They give you looks because you’re just fooling around.
  • But y’all are fresh and young and hot and killing it on the dance floor.
  • So now every party that you go to, you’re that one couple that shows off their dancing skills lmao
  • Making fun of his dancing shoes.
  • You two get a little tipsy one evening, lazily going through the steps of one of your dance routines. It ends up with Kunpimook giving you a lap dance. He’s shirtless, you got a tie around his neck and sticking dollar bills underneath the band of his boxers. The neighbors are knocking on your door because you have “Pony” by Ginuwine on blast.
  • Whenever Kunpimook starts saying meme shit (HE NEEDS SUM MILK, DAMN DANIEL, WE DEM BOYZ!), you put your hand over his mouth and try to subdue him because he’s so loud and embarrassing. He’s laughing wildly and continues to yell. You’re threatening to tickle him if he doesn’t shut up lmao.
  • Having his phone all up in your face. “Y/N! Dab for me!!!!”
  • You give him the middle finger but he’s persistent. So ya dab one time for ya fans and he goes wild…
  • This boy smells good all the damn time. A mix of oak with a hint of vanilla. 
  • Kunpimook wakes up with puffy chapped lips and disheveled hair. He can barely open his eyes and can’t form a coherent sentence. His breath probably stank too. He’s a mess but we all can’t be sleeping beauty so you kiss his cheek and tell him to go back to sleep lol.
  • This boy can dress up tho. Date night you two attend some fancy bougie restaurant. He’s in a well-fitted suit with ornate cufflinks. His shoes still have a 8cm heel to it. Hair is gelled back and he smells amazing. You like… “Damn…dis my bf???” He can be very suave when he wants to.
  • Date nights are fancy af, but his gifts are less than lavish. He gets you a necklace from Claire’s but ya still love him
  • Kunpimook is a freak and kinky as hell. You’re pretty much immune to his innuendos and provocative behaviour. So you’re completely straight-faced when he starts spraying whipped cream into his mouth and making suggestive noises. Like, inside your dying a little but on the outside it’s just complete shut down mode
  • Third wheeling when Yugyeom comes to hang out. You watch a movie, Kunpimook and Yugyeom are huddled at one of the couch and ur at the other end alone like >:| 
  • Jackson comes along to eat frozen yogurt with you??? Kunpimook and him are feeding eachother yogurt and ur sitting alone at another table like >:| 
  • Everybody wants to hang out with your bf?? Tbh you’re pretty salty but never tell him
  • “Sorry for being so popular~ :DD”
  • Why does this fool always wear sunglasses inside??? Why his pants so tight??? Why is he so sassy??? Why am I dating a meme??? Questions you ask yourself everyday, even though there will never be an answer
  • Sometimes speaks to you in Thai. It’s an accident, but you let him babble in his mother tongue because it’s cute.
  • Taking the time to learn Thai. Dropping phrases in front of him and the expression on his face is full of joy because ‘holy shit they love me so much to take the time to learn Thai’
  • Your little cousins love Kunpimook. The little terrors climb him like a playground and he’s seriously like a lil kid. One of them accidentally headbutts Kunpimook in the crotch and he goes down. They take this as an opportunity to form a dog pile and all you do is watch.
  • “Be careful!!! Don’t break him!!!”
  • Kissing his chapstick covered lips
  • “I love you’s” giggled underneath the bed sheets, followed by kisses on the cheek
  • Consider it juvenile, but you two still propose pinky promises. It’s little, innocent things like “Pinky promise you’ll get me starbucks,” “Pinky promise me we get to go to the zoo this weekend.”  But promises will forever be important to you “Pinky promise you’ll never leave me,” “Pinky promise me that when you’re sad, you’ll come talk to me.”
  • “Pinky promise you won’t dab at our wedding.”
  • “…..Sorry, no can do babe”

anonymous asked:

Hey, I see that you're into mystic messenger do you have any hcs? :)

Omg I dooooo. Sadly I had to leave on my 4th day since school is killing me and I don’t have enough time for my boys and my girl ♥♥ so I didn’t even get in a route *sighs*

Anyways, Ginny (@otomiya-tickles) and I worked together to make these headcanons together and I’m giving you here a few more~ 

(I didn’t make a second revision, so I’m sorry about the bad spelling and stuff), 


  • He’s a cutie and my friend ♥
  • He’s your perfect lee, all cute and squirmy and squeaky. 
  • He has a ticklish tummy and knees. He’s ticklish under his arms, too. 
  • He’s not shy about starting tickle fights, he even would ask his S/O if they want to have a tickle fight. 
  • You can’t say no to that face.
  • Be careful, he’s a ruthless ler.
  • He knows the right amount of pressure to put into your spots to make you beg for mercy… He pouts and teases when you start to beg “whaaaa~? too tired already? I’m just starting! You got me right so I have to get you back~”.
  • Cuddle him after tickles, please. 
  • Also cuddle and tickle him when has a rough day at school.
  • Also tickle him away from his games. It’s the only way to actually success. 
  • He doesn’t mind stop playing for being with his lover. 
  • He will love you with all his being, love him back♥


  • He’s very ticklish, not extremely ticklish, if you know what I mean. He has a few good spots like the sides of his tummy, the back of his ribs and, probably, around his bum ♥
  • He’s pretty shy about his ticklishness, he just thinks he doesn’t look pretty when he’s laughing his head off and his face takes a lovely shade of red very easily. 
  • Teasing drives him up the wall. Especially something along the lines “sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re laughing too much? Why are you laughing too much? What’s so funny?”; soft touches make him giggle like a child. 
  • When Zen is being the ler, he likes to go straight to your worst spot and try every kind of technique to make you beg, he likes when his lee begs. Not in a sexual way or anything, he just thinks is funny because one minute ago his lee was tickling his soul out, but now they’re trashing underneath him. 
  • He likes to tease, even if sometimes he gets embarrased by hismelf, when he actually makes himself blush he says he’s very sorry. He doesn’t stop, tho. 
  • He’s slow on recovering, so you have enough time to hide because he’s gonna get you back good. 


  • He’s got a extremely ticklish neck (like Ginny says in her post ♥), and he also gets turned on with kisses and licks and bites in that spot. 
  • His S/O always tries to give him a massage after his work to relax him a bit, but he can’t stop giggling, he doesn’t squirm away, tho. 
  • He likes to have S/O sitting behind him but with they’re arms and legs around him. He enjoys the shivers he gets when they kiss his back and shoulder blades. His S/O also likes to blow on the back of his neck and ears to make him squeak, giggle and scrunch up his shoulders. 
  • He gets all giggly when he feels hands pressing against his tummy or or sides because he knows he’s gonna get a few squeezes on said spots. 
  • He enjoys to tickle his S/O and he likes to kiss the laughter out of their mouth. 
  • His hands are sore and stiff and cold almost all the tiny because he spends too much time working, so he loves when his S/O massages his hands and he loves when they kiss them. He has ticklish palms, so sometimes his S/O nibbles there or blows tiny raspberries to make him squeak.


  • Jumin is just ticklish in a few spots, probably tw or three, but once you have him laughing, he’s a little more ticklish all over. 
  • His worst sposts are probably his hips, thighs and shoulder blades (probably around the nave too, but shh), 
  • He enjoys having tickle fights with his S/O, and only with them. 
  • He thinks tickles and cuddles are so domestic. 
  • He teases back when he’s being tickled, “J-just wait until I put my hands on- NO NOT THERE!”.
  • Jumin looks very hot when being tickled, like really. He has this really deep yet beautiful laugh and he throws his head back, exposing his long and sexy neck, he would jolt his hips up, no matter where you’re tickling. He curls and squirms but then arches and stay still. He’s just hot. 
  • ALSO. HE HAS DIMPLES. You can’t tell me he doesn’t.
  • He also likes to pin his S/O down and restrain their hands, ay.


  • Jaehee is my best friend ♥ I love her so much. I would like to go and have a coffee with her and go to watch a movie or something~
  • Anyways, she’s hella ticklish on her ribs, especially on her highest ribs, right under her breasts. Her waist is very sensitive too, and so are her feet. 
  • She can’t stand feet massages, she giggles too much, but she would let her S/O to give her feet massages because he thinks is cute and domestic and that will guide them into a tickle war and it’s a excuse to being all touchy with her lover. 
  • She loves to cuddle but she’s too shy and she thinks she’s going to make his lover uncomfortable… she’s not going to, of course. 
  • She has the cuuuutest giggles and squeakes. Her laughter is really cute aswell, she usually begs even after three seconds of her being under attack. She never says stop, tho. She’s just like “please” and “not there!” and “not that!”.
  • She loves being tickled, let’s be real. 
  • But when she says stop. She means it. You might think she’s weak… think again because she’s gonna feed your body to the crows. 
Request: Fluff fluff fluff for Woozi being jealous of BTS Suga

“Jeorro! Jeorro!”

BTS’s fanchant could be heard inside your apartment, and your friend Jihoon just sat, judging you from the side.

“Omg oppa he’s so cute!” You couldn’t help fangirling over the blonde boy on the screen. “Look at his rap, and his dance, and his everything! Suga’s just - ugh.” You were involuntarily silenced with a pillow to your face.

“Shut up. Don’t talk about him around me.” Jihoon said from beside you, glaring.

“Oh hush, Mr. ‘Vocal Team Leader Woozi’,” you stuck your tongue out at him. “You get to see him at your music shows, while I have to stay here and watch him through the screen. Let me fawn over him.”

Jihoon frowned, unamused. He crossed his arms and leaned back against the couch, but you just ignored him. Instead, you went back to squealing every time Min Suga did anything.

After BTS’s performace, Seventeen was on next, but since you’d already seen them practice and perform their song a million times, you changed the channel.

“Hey!” Jihoon protested, turning the channel back.

“But oppa!” You slapped his arm, but all he did was ignore you. Then, you got a great idea. “Hey… What if….”

Jihoon raised an eyebrow at you, telling you to get on with it.

You giggled at what you thought of. “You should let me come to one of your stages so I can see Suga!”

“No! Absolutely not,” Jihoon immediately disagreed. “You’ve got me, we’re practically the same person anyway.”

You sent a judging look at your friend from the side. “Yeah, sure, okay.”

The next few hours were filled with watching more idols’ performances. Jihoon got hungry in the midst of it all, and after telling you he’ll be back, he left to get some food for you two.

Taking it as your chance, you quickly switched the channel to a different one. As soon as the screen changed, you let out a squeal. It was one of your favorite variety shows, and currently BTS was the guest.

They were explaining what their new album concept was, but you just couldn’t take your eyes off Suga. All their outfits were amazing, but you had to admit, Suga in that pilot uniform just - you had no words.

No matter what he did, you just kept screaming about how cute and hot he was. Every time he moved, or blinked, or breathed, you just couldn’t contain your feels, and resorted instead to squeezing your pillow and burying your face in it from all the emotions.

And that’s how Jihoon found you when he got back; arms and legs wrapped around a pillow, squealing on the floor after you fell when Suga did something cute.

Jihoon immediately dropped the bags in his hands and ran to you. “Y/n!” he shook you. “Are you okay? What happened?”

You lifted your face up, gasping. “Oh my goodness, Oppa,” you couldn’t even finish a sentence with how hard you were breathing.

Jihoon started searching all over uour body to see if there was something wrong. “What happened? Why are you on the ground?”

You wrapped your arms around his neck, catching your breath. “Oppa, this comeback is killing me,” you explained. “Suga and that blonde hair just-”

Jihoon abruptly interrupted you in the best way possible. You felt his lips on yours, and you almost melted inside. One of his hands slid down to rest on your hip, while the other cupped your cheek. When he pulled away, you were left breathless again, but this time for a better reason.

“Hey,” he squinted his eyes at you. “Is Suga that much better than me? Can he do this better than me?”

Possibly, but I wouldn’t know, you thought.

You felt a light tap on your cheek. When you focused again, you realized Jihoon was poking you to get your attention.

“Yah, I know you’re thinking about him again.” You blushed because it was true. “Come here.”

Jihoon pulled you into his lap and held you there. You and him had always been pretty touchy, but never like this, and you felt a little embarassed at how close you two were right now.

He held you tightly in his arms, and even if you wanted to, you couldn’t escape his grip. He started laying wet kisses all over your face, and you frowned a little.

“Ew,” you pushed his face away. All he did was chuckle, but then proceeded to give you soft pecks instead.

“I bet Suga can’t make you feel like this,” he said into your cheek. “I bet you if he held you like this, it wouldn’t feel as amazing.”

He held your face in your hands, staring right into your eyes. You wanted to look away from the intensity in his eyes, but he wouldn’t let you.

“When you have me here, only look at me, and only think of me.”

anonymous asked:

Piercing jimin - hair v - tattoo jungkook au (i forgot the name ;-; ) jimin has been quiet recently and vkook try to make him cheer up (BABY CHEER UP BABY) by cuddling him and making cake for/with him :3 (additional: jimins sad bc his parents don't approve of their friendship and think jimin has this much piercings just to "prove hes strong enough for the gang")

Dumb, Dumber = Jungkook and Taehyung didn’t even have to try to make Jimin laugh.
» vminkook. fluff.

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To Build A Home - Gabriel x Reader

Character: Gabriel
Warnings: A couple of light swears; reader’s a bit very stressed and anxious.
Genre: Fluff, then angst, then fluff again. I really don’t know about this, it was meant to be happy I swear I don’t have the slightest idea of what happened send heeeelp
Word Count: 2404
Angels are warriors of the Lord. Archangels are Heaven’s most terrifying weapon.
A particular heavenly being, then, prefers to visit humans and cheer them up with candy and ice cream.
Note: As I said a few lines above, this was meant to be happy. I swear. I didn’t mean to make it this sad. WHY IS WRITING SO HARD EEEK
Aaaas usual, I’m sorry for any eventual mistake; I should really study english more carefully instead of babbling around latin like I could write reader inserts in it. //hides//
Kinda a sequel of To Unbearable Brothers, if you want, but absolutely not necessarily. ~
Hope you like this!

Everything he had done had been appearing behind you, without even bothering to be silent. A normal human being would have heard the sound of his wings flapping, but you’d been studying so hard on your books that, if World War III had broken out, you would have hardly noticed it. So, when the Archangel had popped out just behind you and, without making his presence evident or greeting you, had started talking to you like he’d been there for the whole afternoon, you didn’t really have the best of reactions. Like, at all. But, if you ignored the fact you’d basically screamed loud enough to wake the entire hotel, pulled out the gun from the drawer beside you and turned around with the weapon held firmly and with the safety lock already off, all this in like two seconds – well, your reaction didn’t look so bad. Right?
«SHIT!», you cried out, throwing the pistol on the bed and diving your head into your hands. You ran your fingers through your (H/C) locks, sighing and trying to regain composure, breathing deeply. «Gabriel, what the hell? I could have shot you!», you screamed, cheeks flushing red for the sudden wave of adrenaline. He smirked, faking a scared expression.
«Boo hoo!», he playfully said, rolling his eyes. «How dangerous. That’d have been a terrible ouchie».

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