I know you’re drowning in requests and I’m v sorry for even adding to the bucket but I had to get this one out there. So we know how Rick isn’t one for the Holidays BUT what if reader surprises him with cliche Christmas lingerie and kinky gifts to quench her thirst from some good ol’ dom Rick? He’d be sayin’ “ho ho ho” by the end of the night if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(OMG this came out a lot funnier than I was originally intending but I went with it so uh SORRY lol)
“H-holy shit, baby. Jingle bell that ass over here.”
Rick was drunk. He had spilled half the contents of his flask onto his Santa suit, turning the white fringe a dull grey. You had donned some festive lingerie with the intentions of a sex filled evening, but now those chances were looking increasingly slim as his level of inebriation became evident.
Regardless, you made your way to him and straddled his hips, your ass resting against his thighs. He thrust upwards slightly, and you could feel his growing erection, giving you hope that maybe all was not lost. But you had one, very important, question.
“Rick, why are you dressed like Santa?”
He stopped rolling his hips and glanced down, confusion on his face. Looking back up to you, he just shrugged before taking another long pull from his flask.
“Fu-fuck if I know, baby. But hey, at - at least we match.”