omg they're so cute i can't

Internally/externally : Slytherin when being asked out
  • Hufflepuff : you know, Slytherin, I find you pretty cute...
  • Slytherin (internally) : oh my they find me cute omg I can't believe it
  • Slytherin (externally) : *half-smile* go on.
  • Hufflepuff : *blushing* so, like, do you want to go out with me ?
  • Slytherin (internally): omg. OMG. OMG IT'S HAPPENING. THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING ME OUT. OMG. OOOOOMMMMMMGGGGG.
  • Slytherin (externally) : *shrugs* yeah why not ?
  • (After Hufflepuff leaves)
  • Slytherin : *squeals* they asked me out ! *heart eyes*
thoughts while watching haikyuu
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> "wait i didn't read the subtitles i was busy looking at his face"<p/><b></b> "PAUSE THE FUCK UP I NEED SCREENSHOTS OF THIS"<p/><b></b> "are they going to lose"<p/><b></b> "of course they're not going to lose they're the main characters"<p/><b></b> "shit"<p/><b></b> "THEY LOST"<p/><b><b></b> *is ready to say rude stuff about the opposing team but a flashback suddenly plays*</b><p/><b></b> "they're so canon"<p/><b></b> "get away from him he has a boyfriend"<p/><b></b> "HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE HATE HIM HE'S THE BEST PERSON EVER"<p/><b><b></b> *sweats nervously while watching a tournament*</b><p/><b></b> "they look cute"<p/><b></b> "STOP TALKING AND FUCKING PLAY THE GAME"<p/><b></b> "I'm going to join a volleyball team this year"<p/><b></b> "i think they're going to win"<p/><b></b> "just kiss already"<p/><b></b> "HAHA LOSERS THEY LOST"<p/><b></b> "huh just because he's short doesn't mean he can't play WHADDYA THINK NOW BITCH"<p/><b></b> "do the quick already im tired of waiting"<p/><b></b> "omg he said his name"<p/><b></b> "my life is ruined"<p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Jikook looked domestic af I'm a sobbing mess T__T the size difference OMG Everytime I see the gif where JM is leaning on JK to whisper to him I can't help but imagine how they are used to this kind of contacts and when they're alone they're probably more freely touchy, I love boyfriends. Those little tiny hands on JK huge and solid pecs.... help....

Domestic Jikook is what I live for!!! They were so giggly and cute and sharing food. And the best part of it all: it all seemed so natural. I can’t imagine how touchy they are when they are alone. AND I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE PECS THING A LOT RECENTLY. With the way JK was sitting, his chest was all pushed out making it look big and then Jimin put his tiny (and beautiful) hand on his pecs and just– ;_______; Imagine him putting his hands on Jungkook’s chest, getting up on his tip toes and kissing him sadjf;sd

(yes I giffed this up close and slowed it down just for this ask ♡)

Sex ed
  • Taehyung : Jinnie hyung~ how many children do you want in the future?
  • Taehyung : I think we should have 5!!!
  • Taehyung : Okay maybe 3?
  • Taehyung : I don't want you to go through too much pain so...
  • Taehyung : and get a couple of puppies?
  • Jin : There's a slight problem here babe.
  • Taehyung : What??? Is it the puppies?
  • Taehyung : but they're so cute!!!! You'll love it!!!
  • Jin : No... that's not it-
  • Jin : Taetae you're aware that man can't get pregnant right?
  • Taehyung : Maybe if we try-
  • Jin : Even if we try.
  • Taehyung : but if we try harder-
  • Jin : There's no amount of trying that'll make it possible.
  • Jin : Wait-
  • Jin : OmG is that the fucking reason why you've been fucking me so hard lately?!!!
  • Taehyung : ... maybe.
  • Taehyung : But maybe we didn't do it hard enou-
  • Jin : I COULDN'T GET OFF BED FOR TWO GOD DAMN DAYS.
  • Jin : Jesus fucking Christ who tf gave you sex ed?!!!
  • Taehyung : You?
  • Jin :
  • Jin :
  • Jin : ...Is this karma?
  • Me, as a child watching Disney Channel shows: Oh they're so cool, I hope I can be like them when I'm in high school!
  • Me, as an adult watching Andi Mack, a Disney Channel show: OMG THESE SMOL CHILDREN THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN THEY'RE MY BEBES NOW I MUST PROTECT THEM NOBODY HARM MY POOR KIDS OKAY THEY'RE MINE

isafranpulido  asked:

Lqbsoqhsiw OMG Victor's Fantasy with Yuuri, oh god, he imagine themselves like a newly couple 😂😂 and they're like in that phase when they have sex for breakfast, lunch & Dinner. Yuuri in that apron 👌👌 he looks so cute but then it's all like: "do u wanna have me for dinner? 😏😏" I just can't get enough of your Au!! Perfect like always I'm looking forward the rest 💕✌

YUP
Like, just, ultimate honeymoon period X3
HE WANTS TO JUST BE SWEET ON YURI AND HAVE THEM LOVING EACH OTHER EVERY MOMENT OF THE DAY
And Victor is correct in assuming that Yuri has both a sexy and cute side to him X3
I’m so happy that you are enjoying the AU ;A;

hoteldumorts  asked:

Concept: Magnus and Alec doing that thing where one of them will squish the other's face between their hands and coo "YOU ARE SO CUTE MY LITTLE CUTIE PIE" and the other is trying to smile but can't and they're like "I can't breathe" as the one squishing their cheeks is kissing them and nuzzling their nose

IM CRYING LIV WHY DID I ONLY SEE THIS NOW ALSKQLWKS

but also like omg imagine them waking up together and alec is still super tired bc he is not a morning person at all but they have to be somewhere and alec is literally like still half asleep and every time magnus tries to get out of bed alec keeps pulling him back with his eyes still closed and then magnus finally gets him to like sit up but then when he tries to get out of bed again alec pulls him back in and hugs him and is like “i’m never ever ever ever letting you go, you’re staying here forever and ever with me, mine and mine only!!” and magnus is laughing like “alexander we have to go, we’re gonna be late-” “I don’t careeee!! They’ll understand when they see how cute you are!! you’re so cute magnus so so cute!! did you know that? so cute, so so cute…” and then he moves away a little and he grabs his face randomly and squishes it and is is just like mumbling at magnus with a super tired voice like “you are so so cute, my little cutie pie, i love you and your cute face!!!” and magnus is like muffled laughing and he’s like “aleg i gant  preath” but alec is just nuzzling his nose and kissing his eyes and his forehead and then he lets go of magnus’s face and he wraps his arms and legs around him and buries his face in magnus’s neck and is like “i’m gonna stay like this forever” and magnus just hugs him back as he’s smiling at the 6 foot tall dork in his arms and he can’t believe he’s this happy and he’s so in love with this idiot and yeah i’m gonna go jump off a cliff now

anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Otabek will ask Yuri to help him shave his undercut in the back where he can't reach and every time Yuri doesn't this Otabek will start giggling and squirming away out of reflex whenever the razor brushes up against his neck because he's sooo ticklish there and Yuri gets so nervous and starts yelling at him like "STOP SQUIRMING BEKA I DON'T WANT TO CUT YOU!" and Otabek will be giggling and is just like "I CAN'T HELP IT YURA!" I live for domestic otayuri ahhh they're so cute <3

(Omg I love headcanons because I can answer them in my phone *0*) YASYASYASYAS, domestic OtaYuri gives me life sjckksf.

But listen, after the first time that happened Yuri’s like “like hell I’m going to help you, you squirm too much!”, and Otabek swears he will not do it again, “you caught me off guard”, he says, but of fucking course it happens again.

Like Otabek is giggling just by hearing the little machine making its buzzing sound and Yuri finds this hella cute but ‘fuck I’m going to razor his head off *internal screaming*’

Omg when Yuri’s finished he just needs to really wreck Otabek because you can’t be a squirming mess while someone is razoring your frigging head! , so punishment for squirming too much. So he’s like “Altin, let me help you get rid of those tiny hairs” and Otabek just nods because Yuri is such a nice boyfriend

But oh surprise: Yuri will need a brush to sweep all those baby hairs away and when the bristles touch Otabek neck he starts to laugh righr away, scrunching up his shoulders and trying to squirm away so Yuri has to pin him down the flor or couch and brush Otabek’s neck until he’s begging foe merci. “Y-YURI! I’m suhuhure there are nohohoho baby hairs thehehere!”, Otabek giggles as Yuri starts to brush Otabek’s sides. “There are, and im trying to clean them up now shush”

Otabek really thinks twice before asking yuri for help after that day (that’s what he likes to think, he actually looks forward for when he needs a cut again, mhm)