Some straight women at the bar last night were showing each other dick pics they’d gotten and talking about all their favorite and least favorite and trading sex stories and shit and I was like look I cannot relate to any of this but I’m glad y'all are having a good time, and then a gay boy who comes there was showing his friend a fuckin picture of his balls and his ass and i was like NO I AM GOOD ON THAT omg but it was cute. I hear he shaves? And then one of them drew a little penis on the box I had my chicken wings in omg. Also apparently cishet dudes suck at fucking? Oh word?
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