omg these two idiots

6

Designated Survivor S1x10:

∟The Oath

You know, I have to admit, when I first got here, I thought that you were gonna do everything you could to get me out of the White House, not be the reason I’m still here. Well, I have to admit when you first got here, I didn’t think you could handle it. Yeah, you called me a minor leaguer. Yeah, well, I was wrong. If anything, I’m learning from you.

anonymous asked:

BYSOTI(D) prompt: Vitya is waxing poetic about the gloriousness of Yuuri's ass (to Chris). If this is in person, Yuuri walks in; if not, Victor accidentally sends his soliloquy to him instead of Chris. Ideally before they get together xD

Viktor
And then he was stretching, and the way that his pants drew taut across his ass…  I just can’t handle it sometimes.  Why does he have to be so hot?  And cute.  And hot.  And cute.  I can’t even pick one.

Yuuri blinked at the message.  This… this wasn’t the sort of thing that Viktor would send to him.  It wasn’t the sort of thing that Yuuri wanted Viktor to send.  He really really really didn’t want to hear about Viktor’s conquests or who he thought was hot.

It was uncomfortable.

It made him want what he couldn’t have.

He much preferred Viktor up on his pedestal as the best skater.  The one to beat.  The one to strive to be just as good as.

(And a friend, but right now…)

Yuuri
Who?
Also, you probably didn't mean to send this to me.  It was for Chris, right?

The part that sucked the most was knowing that Viktor would just laugh off sending the message to the wrong person before asking if Yuuri wanted all the details even knowing that Yuuri would threaten to not talk to him if he did that.

It was always all fun and games with Viktor.

***

Viktor
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Chris
One second you’re regaling me with the discussion of how great Yuuri’s ass looked in the practice video the JSF posted on their website and the next you’re cursing.  Came too soon?

Viktor
I accidentally sent the message to Yuuri.

Chris
Well, that’s one way to tell the boy you’d like to do him every which way and then take him to the altar.

Viktor
Chris!  I’m serious!  What the fuck am I supposed to do?!
Wait… he… he doesn’t realise I’m talking about him.  I didn’t actually mention his name.
What do I do?  He asked who I was talking about!

Chris
Hmmm.  Just listen to me for a minute here.  I have a crazy idea.  You like crazy ideas.

Viktor
I’ll take any idea!

Chris
TELL HIM THAT IT WAS ABOUT HIM.  Then arrange to meet up somewhere.  Give in to your hormones for a sex filled weekend.  Propose or something a few weeks later and then, here’s the really crazy part, BE HAPPY (And maybe don’t tell me about all the sex you’re having because then I might have to kill you.)

Viktor
That is the worst plan in the history of plans!
I’ll… I’ll just make something up.  Maybe say I was talking about the ice dancer you have the hots for.

Chris
Coward.

Viktor
YES I AM!

***

Viktor
HAHAHA!  You’re right!  I was talking with Chris about this Swiss ice dancer!  Maybe you’ve seen him skate?

Yuuri
Ah.  Yes.  Chris has pointed him out before.  He’s all right, I suppose.  Not really my type.
Um… I need to go.  Enjoy talking with Chris about your hot ice dancer!

Yuuri pressed the power button on his phone until the phone shut all the way off.  He didn’t want to see anything more about hot ice dancer whoever for the rest of the night.  He needed to study.  And then he’d go out and… do something.  Something so he wouldn’t have to think.

That was a solid plan.

***

Viktor
FUCK.
I think he’s upset with me.

Chris
Should have gone with my plan…

10

- Why don’t we stop pretending that I’m brilliant and you’re simple, for one moment?

Avengers Chatroom: OTP

Requested by Anon.

Pairing: Steve x f!reader

Scenario: Steve and reader are having a private chat until Clint decides to butt in, resulting in everyone else joining.


Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N.

Steve: Hey, Y/N, are we still on for our usual lunch tomorrow?

Y/N:
Of course, Steve! :)

Steve:
Great! I look forward to it. Bucky has been going on about this new movie, maybe we can see it afterwards?

Y/N:
Do you mean the superhero one? Based on us?

Steve:
Yes, that one! Also, there’s something I’ve been wanting to tell you. I couldn’t build up the courage before, but I think I’m ready. I was also scared that I could lose you.

Y/N:
Steve, you know I will always be here for you, no matter what. You can tell me.

Clint has invited himself.

Clint:
What do we have here? Hmmm? A SECRET DATE? CONFESSIONS OF LOVE?

Y/N:
How… Did you manage to join…

Steve:
This is a private chat.

Clint:
Don’t try to change the subject, you two. Also, I am one of the best assassins ever, it wasn’t hard.

Y/N:
CLINT LEAVE.

Steve:
You heard the lady.

Clint:
I SHIP YOU TWO SO HARD

Clint:
MY OTP

Y/N:
Steve doesn’t like me!

Steve:
I um, well

Clint:
YOU WANT TO KISS HER! DATE HER! MARRY HER!

Y/N:
You are being worse than a 6 year old.

Clint has invited Nat.

Nat:
Why the hell is Clint cackling like an idiot next to me?

Nat:
Omg! You two? Congratulations!

Y/N:
No not you too, Nat!

Steve:
CAN EVERYONE LEAVE, I NEED TO TALK TO Y/N.

Nat has invited Bucky.

Bucky:
MY STEVIE IS IN LOVE?

Steve:
Buck, please.

Bucky:
Was it his abs, Y/N? ;) Love at first abs? They’re great, huh?

Y/N:
Oh so you think his abs are great?

Clint: SOMEONE IS JEALOUS.

Y/N: YOU SHUSH

Bucky has invited Sam, Tony, Bruce, Thor and T’Challa.

T’Challa: Wakanda would be the perfect honeymoon destination.

Sam: Awww yeah Steve! Get some!

Steve: All of you are being highly inappropriate!

Thor: Congratulations, Brother Steven! You are welcome to host thy wedding upon Asgard.

Bruce: I would have never guessed you two would be a couple.

Tony: How are you going to break the news to Wanda that she now has a step-mom?

Steve: Can you all leave? We were having an important discussion!

Clint: About what you’d name your children?

Y/N: You are so annoying, Clint!

Tony has invited Wanda, Vision and Peter.

Peter: Tony I have homework

Peter: Oh! Sweet! Cap and Y/N!

Wanda: FINALLY, you two are together!

Clint: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?!

Vision: The way they stare at each other was becoming uncomfortable.

Y/N: Why am I even friends with all of you?

Clint: You love us! NOT AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE STEVE THOUGH!

Peter: I would be happy to babysit your kids.

T’Challa: As would I.

Tony: Uh,no. I will. Uncle Tony > Everyone else.

Steve: You would be a terrible babysitter, Tony.

Wanda: He doesn’t deny the possibility of kids with Y/N!

Bucky: I am going to be the godfather of their kids.

Sam: Excuse you. I will.

Steve: THAT’S ENOUGH. There’s something I really have to tell you, Y/N.

Y/N: Hold on Steve, let’s leave this chat first. I’ll make a chat THAT CLINT CAN’T HACK!

Y/N has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Clint: Pfft, imma invade that chat as well.

Sam: Hurry up.

Tony: I want to know what Steve was going to say.

Clint has left the chat.

Nat: So, turns out Clint couldn’t hack their chat and it crashed his phone.

Bucky: NO! DAMN IT.

Bucky has left the chat.

Tony: Well this isn’t fun.

Tony has left the chat.

Peter: I have to finish my homework

Peter has left the chat.

T’Challa: And I have to go rule my country.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Sam: Man, NICE GOING CLINT! Nat please show him that.

Sam has left the chat.

Wanda: We can tail them tomorrow.

Vision: Good idea.

Wanda has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Bruce: Well that was fun while it lasted.Bruce has left the chat.Thor has left the chat.Nat has left the chat.

What took you so long, you idiot? I was close to giving up, you know…

Ok, the new chapters give me so many feels. So I did a redraw of some of the very few panels that didn’t break my heart (chapter 81 page 42 [or 41 if you don’t count the credit page])

shouldernova  asked:

mutual "theres no way theyll ever love me" pining or "person a THINKS person b is dead but theyre NOT"

mutual pining!!!!! omg nothing beats laughing and then being Mad at two IDIOTS who are clearly total CATCHES thinking their feelings are ONE SIDED GOSH DARN IT YALL ARE HALF MARRIED THE WAY YOU INTERACT??? Maybe if you weren’t so busy CRYING you’d see the love!!!! In person B’s eyes for you person A!!!!

put two fanfic tropes into my inbox and I’ll tell you which one I’d read!

OMG after two of my best friends basically called me an idiot for being such a coward, 8 months after meeting the girl I have a crush on and only liking her posts on Facebook or making small comments, I finally talked to her properly tonight, and now it’s very likely that I am going to the pride parade this weekend with her and some of her friends and I’m so nervous…