omg there's nothing to look up

b.a.p zelo x dog walker au
  • ok so imagine this
  • youre walking down the street tryna get to your mailbox or sth and you got your keys in your hand
  • chillin
  • throwing and catching your keys cause ur Cool Shit™
  • then you drop them
  • go to pick them up but when you look back up you come face to face with this tiny little ball of FLUFF with eyes
  • no thats not junhong just wait
  • you follow the lil pup’s leash up to the hand of his owner
  • then your eyes make their way up from the hand to the face and wow
    that was a long look how tall is this guy
  • you finally stand up cause u realize u’ve been staring at this random guy from the ground w his dog smelling your face
  • and wow why is he still so tall
  • “sry!!! sry sry sry im sorry omg he’s just a pup did he bite u???”
  • the big pup picks up the lil pup and holds him close
  • meanwhile ur still in shock cause wow Cute Tall Boy
  • but also why does Cute Tall Boy have such a smol pup something doesnt add up
  • hes still asking if youre ok and finally ur like “I LOVE DOGS DONT WORRY” but like a lot more excited than u should be bc its not just the dog that u like wink wonk ;);););)
  • u kinda gesture to the lil pup and the big pup nods and hes like “yeye pet him!!!! careful tho he bites omg”
  • you start petting the lil pup and he nibbles your hand a bit but it just tickles and u kinda giggle
  • you look up at Cute Tall Boy and oh man he’s staring r i g h t a t m e
  • Cute Tall Boy becomes Nervous Tall Boy and looks everywhere he can except you
  • i mean u saw him lookin @ u so ur basically doing the exact same thing now
  • you do that cheesy thing where u both look at each other from like the cORNERS OF UR EYES
  • he kinda giggles and ur like alright sold
  • u realize that u have basically learned nothing abt each other in this span of 3 minutes of admiring lil pup (and big pup) so you finally ask “whats his name”
  • he responds “junhong” and ur like “omg thats cute hi junhong”
  • then Cute Tall Boy responds “hi” and then realizes what have i done
  • you look up at him all confused bc theres no way in hell ur looking d o w n
  • “SORRY MY NAME IS JUNHONG MY DOG’S NAME IS MOCHII IM–”
  • “omg dont worry!!!!!! both cute names!!!!! hi mochii!!!” u start petting lil pup mochii
  • then u look up again and cause ur so good with the boyz
  • “hi junhong” hold out ur hand like its a business meeting “nice to meet you I’m _____”
  • Nervous Tall Junhong shakes your hand and smiles the most innocent and awkward smile you’ve ever seen
  • u realize that ur keys are still in your other hand and ur like “oh ya mailbox”
  • junhong speaks up right as you start to inch around him eXTREMELY SLOWLY cause u know this boy needs time to prepare himself to SPEAK
  • “wait you live around here??”
  • “ye”
  • “me too”
  • and the rest is history sry this was so gross omg follow 4 more fluff

omg lol i’m actually only even posting this video bc im dying laughing. this is the first i’ve ever taken where i spoke and if u can’t catch what i’m saying i was saying that these were push thrus or res hits so theres not even any crack on them but they usually end up being the best anyway. ad whn i show you the stem its to show how much res there was cuz u can see the differnce lol. but anyway its fucking hilarious cuz like i said i’ve nve made a video where i spoke and for good reason, i look fucking insane. omg. is this what i look lik when i’m high? my eyes, the way i talk, everything. it doesn’t vn look like me. i swear i’m nothing like this sober. hahhaha. i’m a messs, dude. i can’t get over it. it’s a diff perspective, seeing how crazy u r & don’t realize when ur cracked da fuck out.

anonymous asked:

This OT3 hit me like no other wile looking at your blog... Oisuganoya. OMG. Like. Wow. My life is complete now. TTwTT I just looked up but there's like nothing about this NOWHERE but one post on this blog, NOTHING ELSE ON THE INTIRE INTERNET. This needs some headcanons, fanfics and fanarts... I will do a fanart. someday. like tonight... but yeah... pretty setters and a sweet libero who would totally go out on a road trip someday ;w; just sweet puns and beautiful souls <3 plshelpmycraivingforthis

anon… pal… my guy… i am down for any ot3 that involves oisuga and literally any character ever so lemme help you w/ your thirst there in the form of some roadtrip hcs

  • only oikawa and suga alternate on the driver position. they let noya drive once. they almost got arrested.
  • oikawa and noya have to literally drag suga away from the food or else they literally won’t be able to do anything else at festivals and stuff.
  • suga and noya rly have to keep an eye on oikawa when they’re in a souvenir shop bc no way is that stuff oikawa wants to buy fitting in the trunk why does he even want to buy all that he doesn’t even need any of it oh god
  • noya on suga’s back so they can be taller than oikawa (also so he can see better when they’re at huge concerts/events w/ lots of people)
  • the three of them being the most terrifying starbucks customers ever bc of the obscure amount of coffee they buy and the absolutely ridiculous orders (sugar enough to induce diabetes in one go, more caramel and milk than actual coffee, mint and cinnamon in coffee)
  • movie nights are a disaster 1099% of the time bc they can’t even agree on what to watch they have such different tastes in movies. eventually they settle this problem by giving up on choosing a movie to put in the player and making out instead.
  • when they spend a night at a hotel, the sequence of events is something like this: oikawa collapses face-first on the bed, noya jumps in almost crushing oikawa’s back and then suga covers them w/ a blanket and crawls in somewhere in between
  • noya always wakes up first and he tries to free himself from oikawa and suga’s hold, but it’s in vain so he embarks on his quest to wake up his two boyfriends who are not morning people

Happy Valentine's Day babes!! cx

I’ve been wanting to do this for a while and thought what better day than Valentine’s :)) Here’s a list of my Follow Forever sim blogs! I look forward to all your guys posts and hope your Valentine’s day is amazing! If you don’t have a Valentine, I’d be happy to be yours c;

in no particular order lol i just scrolled through all my stuff and wrote y’all down c:

@katsujii@cescaxsims@similiciousims@deadbulb@randuhhxx@blackoutsims@icrvesims@pixelatedangelss@ithink-iam-happy@lilinabe@smallsimmer@sims3melancholic@simphonious@sagapixels@fairlyoddsims@sorbetsimss@tatortotsims@foreversimmers@simburgerr@besimmer@pandelabs@eliisesims@simarex@noelyely ~ @cakenoodles@nerdieplumbs@vanillarypixels@simmingwiththetide@plumbobus@bezdihanniygrrr@tractusopticus@the77sim3@littlemsim@plumbobsophy@pixelatedthots@bellesgrotto@simsandgiggles@sakorbsims@girl-just-simming-around@library-of-sims@nihilisim@theseprettylittlepixels@sinfulwunders@phantom-jinxx@chisimi@the-land-of-misfit-sims@littlepascals@blackoutsims@subpoint@reveal-the-fkn-sims@faithtrustandpixelateddust@coffee-americano@suckmysimbot@yannna@creatingsims@cuteplumbbies@melltokio@simsatmidnight@ofplumbobs@nova-neptune@inanokun@thatsfetchsims@onceupona-sim@lifewithmysims@swagmaster-camilla@pixelecstasy@mlilah@5traits@tosimfinityandbeyond@deathbycowplant@simovee@leahlillith@simmedmywayuptothetop@adashofsimmerland@theothersim@the-sagaro@purelypixels@sgisims@pixelswirl@spooky-mullder@simstiful@liaryoullpayforyoursims@suninyoursky@halcyonglow ~ @sportingsims ~ @plumb-barb ~ @touchmypixels ~ @kosmokhaos ~ @pxils ~ @blacklistedsims ~ @dantes–inferno ~ @pixelevia ~ @asimslifee ~ @lilacprettysims ~
  

follow all these beautiful babes if you are not! :DD

anonymous asked:

(previous anon about like confidence/sexuality) im almost 17 and im a shy virgin whose like, super nervous about sexual things and my body lol but like yeah i kinda look up to you a little, idk sorry if that sounds creepy??

that’s not creepy at all omg
i’m actually so so flattered and so happy that i have a positive influence on you 💕

being a virgin is completely okay! and it’s normal to be nervous about sexual situations! it’s something that’s made to be a big deal in the media (though simultaneously swept under the rug by many adults 🤔) and there’s a LOT of pressure to have sexual experiences, especially in high school. just take your time and don’t feel pressured into doing anything you don’t want to! when the right person comes along it won’t be so scary, i promise!!

as for feeling wary of your body my best advice is to buy pretty underwear!! splurge on a pretty set! nice panties are more empowering than you might suspect! ❣️

BTS Celebrating your Birthday.
  • Can you do a reaction or scenario where BTS congratulates you/ celebrates your birthday ;) ? Since it's my birthday today, I'd love to see what you come up with ! Love your blog <3 <3
  • ~You know what? I'll do both! I hope you enjoy!~
  • You: *walks in the room*
  • BTS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N
  • You: Omg thank you so much
  • J-hope: Okay I want to give Y/N y present first *Goes behind the couch* *Pulls out cardboard angel wings* Lets spread hope together.
  • Jimin: Y/G can't even fly with those, man get the way. *Lifts up shirt* Feel~
  • You: *Feels*
  • Jimin: You're welcome.
  • Jungkook: I'm the golden maknae so I already have the beast gift *Hands you box*
  • You: *Opens the box* Jungkook....there's nothing but plain white shirts in here.
  • Jungkook: What more do you need?
  • Jin: You got me. I mean look at me.
  • Suga: I got you swag. *Hands you a piece of paper that says swag on it.*
  • Rapmonster: I got you wisdom becau-
  • BTS: Shut up Namjoon.
  • V: I got you a turtle. It has a bow. I think you should call him Mr.Whiskers
  • You: Thank you guys I love all my gifts but....the cake...
  • Jin: Shit I knew I forgot something.
  • 1x22: "I couldn't live if you didn't." "I feel the same way!"
  • Me: close call but now they'll totally be together.
  • 2x01: brain damage and hallucinations
  • Me: okay sad but understandable.
  • 2x05: "Is that really you?" "Who else would it be?"
  • me: okay okay is a little shaky but she came back! They're gonna work it out!
  • 2xmidseason : fitz goes to work in the garage
  • Me: oh FFS get over yourself
  • 2x22: "There's nothing to discuss"
  • "Maybe there is." "Someplace nice."
  • Me: OMG IT IS SO HAPPENING GET READY FOR A LOVELY SEASON 3
  • 3x01 : LOL can you believe Fitz is still looking for Jemma after 6 months she's so dead
  • Me: I HATE EVERYONE
  • 3x01 stinger: jk she's alive he's not giving up
  • Me: okay okay
  • 3x02 : SHE IS HOME THE FIRST WORD SHE SAYS IS FITZ SHE CUDDLES WITH HIS LEG
  • Me: EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
  • 3x03 : okay PTSD
  • Me: understandable
  • 3x05 : jemma found a new boyfriend who was literally the only other human on the planet and she's in love with him lol sorry fitz
  • Me: *throws shit*
  • 3x07: Perthshire
  • Me: TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY CHEEKS O BLISSFUL JOY ON THE HORIZON
  • Writers: "okay, we know this has been going on for long enough, how about a kiss and a honeymoon period?"
  • Fandom: SWEET JESUS YES FINALLY ALL OUR PATIENCE AND FAITH IS PAYING OFF
  • 3x08: "do you love SpaceBro?" "Yes." *rage-kissing* "We're cursed."
  • Me and all humanity: WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK THIS IS ABSURD
  • 3x09: "You know how I feel about SpaceBro right?"
  • Me and humanity and Fitz's poor battered ego: YES YES GOD WE KNOW YOU LOVE HIM HE SAVED YOU HOPE IN THE DARKNESS SUCH A GREAT SHAG PROBABLY NOT EVIL BLAH BLAH YES WE KNOW KILL US NOW.

i cant remember if i posted this already omg tell me if i have. i just found this in the middle of a word document??

any way it’s inspired by the song towers by little mix and i guess a little nsfw at parts, and basically exactly like everything else i write lol. lots of swearing, lots of angsty friends with benefits stuff (380w)

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