omg the one on the far right

anonymous asked:

I have to tell you this. So when 1D were touring in Summer '15, my friend got to see them twice. After the second night she went out around town, because she had to leave on a bus at 5am, so no point going to sleep. As she was walking to the bus stop, there were three guys walking her direction, and she sneezed right before they got to her. She had snot dangling out of her nose, BUT GUESS WHO THE FUCK ONE OF THE GUYS WAS!? IT WAS LOUIS. SHE SNOTTED IN FRONT OF LOUIS. AND HE WINKED AT HER

NO omg maybe he was too far away to notice 🙈

I am proud to have been involved in silent, petty cooperation.

I work overnights, and whether it is a cause or an effect, I hate people. My route home involves a three-lane one-way street crossing another three-lane one-way street which comes from the right.

On the day in question, I was in the center lane, crossing the intersection on a green light. Suddenly a white sports car from the other street takes a right turn without stopping for the red light, cuts across the far right lane of my road and into my lane. I nearly rear-ended him, slammed on the brakes, and liberally applied the horn. He then zipped back into the far right lane, cutting off a small bus for a local preschool next to me, who also has to slam on the brakes. Sports car zigged back into my lane, then zagged back into the far right lane.

At this point, I was pissed. I sped up to keep pace beside him so that he couldn’t jump back into my lane, and the school bus sped up to ride his bumper. An SUV in front of me and another car in front of the sports car slowed down to keep pace with the rest of us.

With silent, petty cooperation, we kept him locked into one lane for almost a mile until he made a right turn!

@the-hermione-j-granger

Snanger (Severus x Hermione):

{As you can see my Snanger list is long :D}

Remione (Remus x Hermione):

{My Remione list is short}

Lumione (Lucius x Hermione):

{This is a mixture of SS/HG/LM as well}

  • A Gift of Love By madeleone
    ~ This is a SS/HG/LM fanfic.  But it’s more a HG/LM fanfic.  I love it. {Complete}
  • The Librarian’s Assistant By madeleone
    ~ Another SS/HG/LM fanfic, but again it’s more an HG/LM fanfic that turns into M-M-F.  So good. {Complete}
  • In the Name of Science By StBridgit
    ~ LM/HG This is a Marriage Law fanfic and I must say it’s really good.  Lucius is so in character it’s awesome.  {Complete}
  • The Bespoke Witch By glittergrrrl05
    ~ It’s a Lumione but also a Dramione fanfic.  It’s really interesting, it’s ooc though, but I really love it. {Complete}
  • A Great Task of Solitude By Laurielove
    ~ Hermione is in charge of cataloging the Malfoy’s Library, searching for dark magic books.  Lucius has become a recluse after the war, and having Hermione now showing up everyday he seems to open up and regain who he once was.  {Complete}
  • Miles Away From Any Warm Feeling By AnnettePoudre
    ~ Hermine is kidnapped one night by Death Eaters, she is gifted to Her Potions Master.  This is a SS/HG/LM Fanfic {Complete}

{My list is short for Lumione as well.  I read some really awesome ones that I had believed I saved and I can’t for the life of me find them.}

Cancer Crew - Reaction When They Accidentally Hurt You

For someone that asked me through private messages :))

Max:
Max would continuously ask if you’re okay and he’d just keep saying, “Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry” as he gets you an icepack, or whatever you need for the type of injury. When he’s tending to it, he’d ask you if you hated him and he’d just feel really bad.

Ian:
He’d mumble under his breath something like, “shit” or “fuck” and lmao I can kind of picture him doing that thing like you always did with a younger sibling when you hurt them and just immediately started trying to cheer them up so you wouldn’t get in trouble.

Joji:
OMG WHAT IF IT HAPPENED FROM LIKE FAR AWAY RIGHT. LIKE MAYBE DURING THE TRASH BROS FILMING AND LIKE GEORGE THREW DOWN ONE OF THE BARRELS AND IT HIT YOU THIS BOI WOULD SPRINT DOWN THAT HILL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, KILLING ANYTHING THATT GOT IN HIS WAY.

Chad:
He’d be really protective, but once he saw you were okay he’d kind of start to laugh a bit until it turned into his genuine laugh and then he’d just say stuff through his laughter like “Sorry, babe, are you okay?”

Omg guys so Baz grew up in his scary big mansion far away from roads right? So he probably never got trick or treaters because the kids were too afraid (and probably too lazy) to go all the way to the front door.

Which means Baz has absolutely no experience with trick or treaters.

So just image Simon and Baz living together and it’s Halloween, and suddenly there’s a knock on the door. Baz opens the door, and there are 3 kids, dressed so well that Baz thinks there are actually a real ghost, vampire and witch in front of his house.

Just imagine his reaction omfg.

“SNOW THERE ARE MONSTERS AT OUR DOOR AND I SEE MORE OF THEM WALKING THE STREETS GRAB YOUR SWORD THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN”

thisiswasp  asked:

Black women often get criticism for not being feminine in the BC, but when we try to be feminine we get told to toughen up, our problems are laughed at and dismissed or when we let our guard down we become marks for predators who know we're not protected. The black community will never do right by black women and girls, so as far I'm concerned it can burn down to the ground.

Omg THIS. Thank you for saying this, this needs to be said especially since people applaud us for being strong and taking on our burden and abuse. That’s not right at all, because when we are vulnerable and let our guard down like you said, no one takes us seriously. And you can see that in the spaces where black women vent like I do. That black community has never, and will never do right by black women and girls, which is why I’ve divested from it, for the time being. I can’t keep suffering like that.

mystrade in thirty different AU settings (x):

  •   [30/30] TESCO AU

As far as young Sherlock Holmes is concerned, Tesco is absolutely perfect for running experiments. It’s full of stuff he can use and he can always be sure Mycroft will rather just pay for everything than show up personally in that kind of establishment.

Sadly, Sherlock doesn’t consider one of most annoying Tesco employees - Greg Lestrade, who either is taking his job way too seriously or has a crush on Mycroft. Sherlock finds both options equally disgusting.

anonymous asked:

I'm so excited for all your upcoming stories! 😀😀 Please write one for 91 with Kihyun!

omg this is so sweet, thank u ^^

91-“My cookies are far better than yours.”                                             +46- “You have flour on your face.” bc someone else requested it


When the boys gather at your house for new year’s celebration, you don’t expect Kihyun to have brought his own batch of cookies.

You are the host, therefore you make the cookies, you try to explain to him. He  merely smugly pushes past your frame from the doorway to set his tray upon the food table, right beside your own batch.

Both sets of cookies seem nearly identical besides the telltale markings from different chefs, and the boys devour them both just the same. You and Kihyun settle for watching the sight tensely with crossed arms, trying to discern whose cookies are more delicious. Jooheon tells you that they ate too quickly to taste the difference, and that you two should make some more.

So, that’s when you find yourself rushing to your kitchen with an energized Kihyun in tow, two pairs of feet stumbling over the tiles, and hands fighting for the cookie batter and space in the oven. He makes a snarky comment along the way, and you flick flour in his face with one of your own, resulting in a prolonged period of silence where he glares at you with a pout, white powder dotting a clean line down his face.

You chuckle in satisfaction. “Now you just look like a pissed off hamster.”

He squints. “It doesn’t matter. My cookies are far better than yours.”

You tut at him. “You didn’t let me finish. You look like a pissed of hamster with terrible cookies.”

It’s at that moment does he grab a handful of flour and unleash it across your face in a cloud of white. He hides his smile behind his hand not too shortly afterwards at the sight of your blanched skin.

“Y/n. You have flour on your face,” he giggles, watching you fume at him before lunging for the bag in his grip. He’s quick in lifting it up and over his head, a mischievous smile still tugging at his lips until you accidentally lean on him with enough force to topple both of you over.

Both frames fall in a mess of tangled limbs onto the hard wooden ground, the bag of flour having been ripped open midair to create quite a show. White powder descends quite generously down on both of your frames, covering you from head to toe in pure white.

It’s silent for a while as you stare at each other. Kihyun is completely unrecognizable with the white substance covering every inch of his skin and hair, and its only when the kitchen door bursts open is your attention stolen entirely.

“What’s going–oh.” Jooheon stares, wide-eyed at the utterly chaotic scene before confusion is slowly knitting his eyebrows together. “What happened here?”

It only takes one glance by Kihyun with pursed lips to send you laughing, coaxing the bursts of his laughter out of his own lips as well. You fill the kitchen with the notes of your chuckles, eventually beckoning the other boys to come see what all the fuss is about. You laugh until tears prick your eyes and Kihyun has enough energy to stand himself up.

His hand reaches out to pull you to your feet, warm eyes with white lashes gazing down at you in the effort. “I guess we’ll have to call a truce.”

“Resting”

Request: Yes, anon

Michonne&daughter *DJ Khaled voice* another one. How about one where your a little kid and you walk in on Mom and Rick RIGHT in the middle of sex and since your just a kid you keep asking questions to what they are doing and poking holes in their excuses (“I was resting and Rick was helping me rest” “if you where resting then why where you moving around so much?”). Maybe that German was right about a separate master lists just for these imagines.

WARNINGS: SEXY TIMES MENTIONED (lol)

Words: 677

OMG I love this so much. Like omg omg omg. One of my favorite things I’ve written so far and I wanted to wait and post this I just really don’t think I can!!!

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“Mommy!” you call into the room after knocking on the door for a few minutes. You hear squeaking and different sounds coming from inside. You knock on the door again, more urgent. Some of the sounds remind you of walkers you’d head when you all were outside Alexandria and you’re frightened your mom is being attacked by one.

You jiggle the doorknob and see it unlocks. They’re jumping up and down on the bed, Michonne sitting on top of Rick. Michonne and Rick are still making those weird walker noises for a few seconds more before Rick sees you standing in the doorway and practically shoves Michonne off of him.

“Rick, if you wanted something else–” he cuts her off by literally turning her head to look at the doorway.

“Oh, y/n!” she says, throwing the covers over her. “You’re…you’re awake. Honey, what are you doing up?”

“I head lots of noises,” you say simply. “Thought there were walkers and they woke me up.” Rick stifles a laugh, but Michonne punches him on the shoulder muttering, “You said you’re locked the door!” Rick throws his hands in the air and falls back onto the pillows, covering his face.

“Yeah, and I told you that you should be a bit quieter,” he mutters back.

“Me? I was being loud? Did you even hear yourself!” They stop and turn back to you.

Michonne gets out of bed and quickly walks you back to your own room to tuck you in for the night. You intend to ask questions about what you saw, but as soon as your head hits the pillow you’re out. You’ll just have to ask them tomorrow.

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“What were you guys doing last night?” You’re sitting at the dinner table with Rick, Carl, and Michonne having breakfast when you decided you wanted to get answers. Everyone turns to look at you. Rick and Michonne share a slightly scared look, but Carl just looks confused.

“I was just resting and Rick was just helping me rest,” Michonne says. Carl immediately realizes what’s happening and his mouth drops open.

“You guys have better not–” he begins, but you cut him off, wanting to know what was really happening.

“If you were resting then why were you moving around so much? And making so much noise?” you ask. Carl leans back in his chair with a smirk, waiting to hear her answer. Rick stays silent and lets Michonne answer.

“Just trying to get comfortable.”

“But he was on top of you? That can’t be comfortable! And you didn’t explain the noises? I really did think there were walkers!” Carl’s whole face is red from trying to hold in laughs.

“Yeah, guys,” Carl joins in. “Why were you making so much noise? I’d head something just thought it was my–”

“Just…” Michonne says, interrupting Carl before he can say anything else to embarrass them or say something they wouldn’t want you to know. Poor Carl, he can’t seem to finish a sentence today without being interrupted. You look at her, puzzled. Why won’t they tell you? “Are you and Rick going to ‘rest’ again then?”

“No, he’ll be going to his own room until he learns to lock a door.” Carl can’t hold it back anymore and busts out laughing although he’s slightly disturbed to know that Rick and Michonne were doing. Not to mention that little y/n walked in on them! Thank god it wasn’t me, he thinks.

“What?” you ask.

“Nothing, honey. Just keep eating breakfast.” Rick grumbles something about locking the door when he stands up to put his plate by the sink, but doesn’t argue with Michonne who is sending him the stink eye while eating her eggs.

“Carl,” you begin when Michonne and Rick are both gone, “what was really happening last night? I know you know!” Carl looks over at you.

“So, you heard of the birds and the bees?”

Snow Shoveling Revenge

I live in Chicago, and a few years back we had a nasty winter with heavy snow followed by periods of very cold weather.  My condo has a parking space for each of the residents.  Mine was on the far left side next to our neighbors who had a large garage (big enough for 3 cars).  We had one of our biggest snow storms of the year and I come out to go to work, and I see that the person in the garage took all the snow behind their car and just dumped it right behind my car, leaving around a 5 foot tall pyramid of snow behind my car.  I look at this, and said “fuck it I’m working from home”.  

A guy I know in the building next to ours sees the situation and comes to talk to me about this.  Turns out the neighbor who shoveled me in named Myrna was an epic bitch and did plenty of stuff to the other neighbors off, like letting her obnoxius kids play in the hallway.  

So my neighbor agrees to text me when she gets home, and around 10 o clock at night we meet in the alley.  He brought reinforcements and we shoveled all the snow in our space back behind the garage trapping her in it.  We then get a bucket of hot water and poor it on the snow, slightly melting the snow making a nasty layer of ice on top of the snow.  The next morning I heard a lot of screaming in spanish :)  

Calling all Sabriel fans!

Okay guys, if you haven’t read this fanfiction right here you are seriously missing out. This is by far the best thing I have ever read, and a lot of things that happen actually make sense. It’s not just Gabriel magically poofing back from the grave and getting with Sam in .2 seconds no it explains how he’s back and theirs a build, they explain Gabe and Sam’s feelings towards each other and how they change and (in my opinion) have a more logical take on how to handle *season 10 thingys* than the show itself did. So yeah, really if you love these two goofballs 

And you want a ton of fluffy hurt/comfort, dicking around with Dean, realistic(for the show), adorable perfection 

Click right frickin’ here you will soooooo not be sorry

So goodbye

and happy reading

hajjmehinata  asked:

omg does izuru really have sprites in the board game mode??? if its not too much trouble, is there any non-spoilery way you could link me to where you saw them or something?

It’s right here!

Izuru starts around 3:10:12

The Izuru part doesn’t have spoilers as far as I know (I can’t read Japanese) but I’m not sure of the rest! I’m putting his four (4) sprites under the cut

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anonymous asked:

hey you got any good literati fic recs? love your blog btw c:

This is by far the longest fic rec list I’ve ever done. I hope you like them! And a few are by some of my favourite tumblr friends. It’s a compilation of incomplete AND complete stories, as well as a great amount of M-rated stuff, so I hope that’s okay. 

Thanks for the lovely compliment btw. ♥♥♥ Enjoy!

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one of my new years resolutions is to watch a movie a week (lmao) bc i love film right,,, and i want to incorporate into my life ok,,, so im on track so far (nice) and the reviews that i am writing are suddenly turning into philosophical analyses of life itself

dont give up on art

lisen this is my drawing from january 2016

 wow that is bad right??? it took about a hour.

but today i decided to redraw it

hmm not that bad right,it took me half a hour,see all it takes is practise so dont give up,  no one is born talented, you have to practise to get to perfect, now im only 13,and i have lot of time to get even more better so i hope in january 2018, ill redraw this piece again just to see how far i have come

dont give up <3

MONSTA X REACTION To seeing you with makeup and in a dress for the first time and the dress is scandalous.

This is the last one for today!

x~x~x~x~

Shownu:

“Oh jagi… you’re beautiful but.. You didn’t need to go this far. But I still like it tho!”

Wonho:

“Jagi you’re so beautiful right now!” He’d think your outfit was a bit scandalous, but you were so different from usual that he wouldn’t mind and just help himself with the view.

Minhyuk:

Kihyun:

“Jagi.. I don’t even know where should I look first! But you’re stunning!”

Hyungwon:

“Umm Yeah you’re just right!”

Jooheon:

“OMG Who are you??” He’d tease you for being so different than usual, but he’d enjoy it very much.

I.M:

“Look hyungs! My jagi is prettiest!”

x~x~x~

Gif Credits To Their Original Owners!

~ADM Pandacchi

we are the wild youth | shawn mendes imagine

requested by anonymous

word count: 1,186

author’s note: this is probably so not what you wanted omg bc i looked at it from a different angle? it starts off kinda weird/funny and gets really deep and poetic at the end but i honestly think this is one of my favorites so far. title comes from “youth” by daughter which is such a good song.

“Am I dating you or babysitting you?”

It was a valid question, in your defense. Shawn really had no right to go around looking as offended as he did after you voiced the accusation.

“Excuse you,” he mumbled through a mouthful of chicken fingers - yes, chicken fingers - and wiped the back of his hand across his mouth. “I am perfectly mature, missy.”

“Shawn,” you deadpanned. “We’re sitting on a jungle gym.”

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seaspriite  asked:

a pokemon i think you could be is a mismagius! ... thats how u spell it right?

fun ask meme: tell me which pokemon you think i’d be

Yea that’s how it’s spelled ! :D Thank you so much omg I was so excited to doodle this out and imo it’s probably the best one I’ve done so far <3 rip I sucked at the hat tho lmao
Thanks again so much for sending me one <3 !!! hugs

One of my irl friends is watching season 3 right now and she’s randomly (or not so randomly) sending “AAHHH”s, “WTF”s, “NOOOOOOOOOO”s and “OMG”s. This far I’ve known exactly where she is at every single one.

Don’t know if that’s a bad thing or a good thing?