omg that shit is too funny

Jay Park went on IG Live for the very first time just to show off his blue socks lol! Since its his Bentley, of course he can put up his feet up on the dashboard ey…. his driver/manager is pretty good looking too! Jay then went live for at least three more times! In his words: “Shit is fun.” xD

“DEADASS BRUH, DEADASS! SHIT IS MAD CORNY YO!” Omg hahaha he’s imitating fans comments about his deadass antics lmao

Fan: Aye B!
Jay Park: C D! E F GEE! hahahaha omg Jay is seriously mad corny for sure. xD

Jay singing Merry Christmas is priceless. xDDDDD

Grandpa Jay with his wise words of wisdom. 

Look at my feet for inspiration……ahahaha…okay Jay, okay.

When Reading Maximum Ride Forever (Lots of Spoilers....Like Seriously)

Holy Shit End of The World!!

Dr M and Ella are dead?!

Then Dylan “dies”

But the flock keeps fighting!

And shit keeps getting worse!

Then Akeela Dies! 

But Max and Fang!!

And they have sex :D

Wait Max and Fang have sex???

But then he leave her again!!

And Gazzy, Iggy, and Angel all leave too!

Then Max leaves Nudge and Total!

Then Nudge dies!!!

Then Gazzy and Iggy die!!

And Angel’s like “It’s all part of the plan”

And Then FANG!!!!!!!!!

And so many tears!!

Max finds out the flock is actually alive though!

Well not Fang

But Dylan’s alive too

Then Battle

And Max says she’s Pregnant! 

And then Dylans dies to bring Fang back

But Dylan is dead for real this time

And there’s a Fax baby now

Which I guess is Okay

But hey…better ending than Never More

The End!

Reaction: Sleeping in the “””wrong””” position

omg this is such a funny request, i laughed just thinking of their reactions lmao

Bobby

oh baby please not now

Bobby would start fake crying helplessly because he has no idea what to do and in some way he has to suppress his sexual thoughts/feelings. He really doesn’t want to wake you up but if it gets too much he’d lift you up immediately and carry you to the bed to attack you with kisses.

Hanbin

oh shit *fights with himself*

Hanbin would be so helpless and sit there for a second closing his eyes because he can’t definitely get his pants ahem get too tight since you’re sleeping this peacefully and wouldn’t take care of it for sure. Therefore he would try to carefully shift you to the other side but be so clumsy to wake you and have his problem grow a little more down there.

Jinhwan

i am feeling hot but this is not the right time *mentally shoots himself*

Jinhwan would get a little heart attack at first feeling you that close down there. He wouldn’t know what to do because he definitely doesn’t want to wake you but at the same time doesn’t want to get hard right in front of your face. in the end he would probably pray to all the gods in the world to not let it happen and try to distract himself as much as possible.

Yunhyeong

Originally posted by junxoe

iT’S GETTING TIGHTER *mental breakdown*

Yunhyeong would be so shocked and startled because from one moment he was admiring your beautiful innocent sleeping face and now you’re making his pants grow tighter than necessary. He would make weird face and take deep breaths while mentally freaking out before shifting you to the other side as careful as possible.

- moyo

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this week on tales of sormik zestiria:

- gorgeous af visuals like holy shit wow

- sorey going through the touching of mikleo’s body - first, the waist. then the shoulder. now the elbow. pls give me hand touching and face touching in the anime too, thanks

- sorey and mikleo being so worried about each other omg

- amazing fighting sequence between rose and alisha

- sorey literally ready to strike down anyone who can hurt mikleo in that shot wow

- lailah!!!!!!! it’s a secret pffffffft it starts

- the episode preview w/mikleo’s funny face lmao

Games

=> Hoseok. Public. Punishment.

a/n: Inspired by all the kinky shit on my blog right now. Hobi is an ass.


“You think it’s funny, playing with me like that?”

He all but growled into your ear, voice hot against your skin that was set aflame with every press of his lips against your neck. The brick was exceptionally cold against your chest, from where you had been none too gently slammed against it just seconds prior. Your cheek was pushed into the red wall, his body against your back, pinning you in place with his hand down the front of your pants. 

“You know better than that.”

Hoseok pressed himself against your ass, his cock already fully hard in his pants as he delved two fingers into your warm heat. His teeth nipped at your pulse, tongue soothing over the wound,

You closed your eyes, lips parted in a gasp that left your mouth in a rush. “Fuck Hobi, oh my god.”

He curled the digits, pressing the pads of his fingers against that special place that had you seeing stars. Every moan, every plead that left your pretty lips was music to his ears, a growing smirk plastered onto his face at how unraveled you were becoming.

“That’s it baby, ride my fingers.”

His palm rubbed deliciously against your clit with every thrust, the thrill of being caught in such a public place only making him slow if efforts in getting you off. Hoseok was a tease, and he thrived on seeing you completely fall apart because of him.

“I don’t think you deserve to come.”

Please, please let me..”

With a low chuckle against the base of your ear, teeth clamping down over the soft flesh, Hoseok slowly rocked his bulge into your ass, faint groans leaving him as you pushed yourself back against his cock, his fingers speeding up their movements once again, a devious grin forming into the crook of your neck.

“We’ll see.”

anonymous asked:

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞ @soulsofabodyboundtogether

GRUMP AND NOT SO GRUMP // Accepting

“oh my god,”

Sans has to cover his mouth. He’s lost it. Too late, the giggles have reached mach 3-

“holy shit- graaains! hahahah!”

And he’s on the floor. Good job Frisk, YOU KILLED HIM WITH UR FUNNIES.

s-ockhead  asked:

Hey man I want you to gush to the public about why you love Bro because if I get to embarrass myself you do too.

o mfg u have heard all this shit before so i guess everyone else has to listen

-he’s so interesting and quirky, real cool room and weird random interests 

-his voice gives me actual butterflies 

-he’s really extra and goes the extra mile but so do i so who fucking cares

-he’s so dynamic and fun, so much energy and emotion to him

-he’s funny omg 

-he’s really cute i think ppl either think hes ugly or super hot but yeah hes rlly attractive 

-he works at a cute amusement park

Landlord too lazy to do the right thing? That's fine, I'll work harder to make sure you're accountable.

So I live in a 10 unit apparent building in a large metropolitan city with a landlord that used to be a lot better than she is currently. Her relationship with the building’s occupants has gone down the tubes since she decided she didn’t like being a landlord anymore and stopped giving a shit about fixing things on time. Not to mention opening the place up to air b&b bimbos who get drunk, lose their key, and ring every doorbell in the building at 4AM until someone gets up to let them in. My roommate and I have been living here for a couple years and are sticking it out for now, but we’ve become prone to a lot more petty behavior than we have in the past.

The latest incident was an enormous CRT Television that someone left in the down stairs hallway near the front door. It’s the biggest CRT I’ve ever seen and takes up nearly half the width of the hallway. I would have loved to have had it when I was 10, but now it’s just a giant burden. There were a few people that moved out recently and some shuffling around so I figured it was temporary.

Cut to a month later and it’s still happily taking up space in the hallway, irritating me more every time I have to look at it. My roommate wanted to just chuck it to the curb were it would likely incur the building, and my landlord, with a pricey fine as ‘bulky garbage’ pickup was only allowed on certain days of the week, but I stopped him, tempting as it was, and figured that writing an email first was the adult thing to do - at least give the landlord the chance to do handle this. She had gotten fines before because of the carelessness of other tenants with their garbage and I wanted to attempt to do the right thing.

So I email the landlord, cc'ing everyone in the building without accusing anyone, asking for her to help address the problem. Within 5 minutes she emails me, and me alone, back saying “just put it outside”. Welp, OK, I guess she doesn’t care about the fine.

My roommate and I are moving it within minutes. Only thing is that it weighs a TON! No wonder someone didn’t want to bring it with them! Really awkward to get outside, but we did. Planted it right in front of our building, ready for the garbage men to see in the morning and give out the fine.

The revenge comes later that night around 10PM - my roommate came back from the store and told me that someone had moved the enormous TV down the street in front of another building! So this was my landlord’s plan? Just push it over to another house to deal with so she wouldn’t get the fine!

Well $*#@ that. Landlord isn’t getting out of this that easy.

TV was just as heavy and awkward as ever, but my roommate and I hauled this thing right back down the block to our building. We even wrote the building number on the TV incase someone tried to move it again!

EDIT: As of this afternoon the TV is gone from in front of my building. Not sure the garbage truck or someone else picked it up, or if it was just moved even further away. Either way, I probably won’t know if my landlord got the fine or not unless she tries to blame me, which I doubt she will because it would involve her basically admitting to moving the TV away from the building. I half want her to though, just for the satisfaction.

“Now… how on Earth did you get up there?”

so i was working on the SS but got sups unmotivated bc i knew it was going to take long (especially as i had planned to test some coloring styles with it) and then this morning i got this huge urge to draw Emi’s, emichama / kcemi, FT next gen and voila! have some DamonxEira (Eiramon???)~ i just rlly rlly love these two for some reason?? it’s probs my biggest next ten brotp??? and i have this headcanon that Eira calls Damon Damon-chan and nobody shall tell me otherwise (… i mean, except Emi of course ily) Emi’s next gen are just too adorable to resist. (but fucking hard to draw holy shit i hope i did them justice omg) 

ok plus i just had to do this bc Emi is so kind and nice and caring and adorable and lovely and cute and funny and amazing and is always there for me be it with advice or fanart/fics bc she actually takes time from her day to listen to me and make me something when i’m feeling down and it’s like ??? you precious cinnamon (sinnamon) roll you i must give you the loving you deserve so here a gift for you my love <3 

i almost forgot right so these beautiful bbys are Damon Redfox (Gajevy child) and Eira Fullbuster (Gruvia child) and here are more of Emi’s gorgeous next gen~

and as a bonus for my precious waifu i made a speedpaint here~

ALSO EXTRA BONUS:

“She isn’t nearly as kind as she looks.” 

Niall Dragneel.