omg tanya

ishqbaaz 05.10.17 lb
  • why is mr. “who are you???” looking for anika? that too in om’s room?
  • sup tanya? 
  • someone plug tanya in and charge her, coz she be like: 
    • …… like my insomniac ass has more energy than her. 
  • aaaaaaand the power is out. as usual. you guys should invest in an inverter or something. 
  • aw man, his first thought is her. shivaaaaaaaay, you stupid, adorable man. 
  • damn, tanya be smarter than she looks. what energy she conserves in talking, she uses to chalaofy dimaag. she’s svetlana-level smart. kachchi khilaadi nahi hai! 
  • what random room is he breaking into?
    • ohhh this is that ugly pink guest room. 
  • his face man. his face is killllllllllllling me. 😭😭😭😭
  • the jig is up. the billu is out the bag. 
  • omg f off tanya, let a man hug his wife for 3 seconds. 
  • this poor helpless boy. he’s just trying to keep everyone from getting murdered, man. 
  • anika, if you know he’s doing this for a reason, then stop hounding him to recognize you??? like???????? 
  • oh shit is she gonna catch them? 
  • nope. shivaay to the rescue. 
  • damn, this tanya really is smarter than she looks. 
  • “problem humari hai, jab yeh ghar ban raha tha tab tum paida nahi hui thi, warna tumse poonch lete ki fuse box kahan hona chahiye.” 
    “fuse box agar is room mein hai, toh lights on kyun nahi hui?”
    “…. kyunki main electrician nahi hoon.” 
    • LMAO OMG SNARK SINGH OBEROI 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • oh boyyyyy, anika has it out for luchiii tuchiiii tanya. 
  • rudra ghar pe nahi hai, toh anika is teaming up with second most bewakoof wafadaaar: khanna 
  • lol ok i kinda love this stupid pair. 
  • abbe anika, saaaay chandniiiiiiiiiii
  • OH GOD KHANNA 
  • people are almost murdered in this house on an hourly basis, tanya. gotta get used to it if you’re gonna live here. 
  • lmao “aapke liye toh shivaay sir ka phone matlab yamraj ke order jaisa.” 
  • i really love that blue bookshelf and mirror. #wishlist
  • lmaooooo omg anika is saying the same thing i did about oberoi mansion 
  • oh god what is omkara even doing??? i don’t even wanna watch this track. 
  • shakki dimaag ke awaiiii ke pentre. 
    • is he on drugs again????? 
  • waqt bitaana hai aur akele mein…. WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE A ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE. WHY WOULD YOU BRING HER TO THIS SHADY-DIRTY HOTEL????
  • “tumhare standard ki toh hai” OMFG OMKARA
  • oh godddddddd jamaaalgota. what is this, the 90s???? 
  • i love khanna’s fanboy-ing over anika. he’s living vicariously through her. 
  • yup, anika’s fully been influenced by andaz apna apna. 
    • the best bollywood movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.
  • anika going on a rant about people not having seen AAA is so me, it’s not even funny. 
  • lmao “aap aas paas rahiyega… hosla-afzaai ke liye” 
  • OMKARA WHAT THE FUCK EVEN, I HAVE SO MUCH MICHMICHIIIIIIIIII RN
  • oh gauriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. girllllllll. *holds her to me and never lets go* 
  • OM I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HATE YOU SO MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE
  • jesus, tanya is such an ajeeeb gale paduuuuu. 
  • anika’s “specialty” is roohafza. bringing up the grand total of things she can make to TWO. 
  • “darro mat, ismein maine kuch bhi nahi milaya.” 

LMAO. SOUNDS LEGIT. 

  • “mera matlab, cheeni tak nahi milaayi. shivaay toh cheeni se sau miiil ke doori pe rehte hai. tabhi toh itne kadwe hai.” 

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT LOL. USKE BEECH MEIN PATI KO TAANA. 

  • hahahahaha, shivaay’s suspicious look. 
  • oh god sahillllllllll nooooooooo! 
  • LMAO SHIVAAY’S EXPRESSION. SON, DON’T YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE BY NOW????  
  • ok anika abhi zyaada ho raha hai. everyyyyone is suspicious now.
  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaand like in AAA, the glasses are all mixed up. 
  • anikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. why so pativrata??? usse peene deti. he deserves some jamaalgota in his life. 
  • lolllllllllll shivaay just muttering the word CHEAP over and overrrrr 😂😂😂
  • shivaaaay fully knows something is up. look at his look of resignation, yet waiting for something to happen. 
  • OMFG SHIVAAY WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON 😒😒😒😒
  • this is a reaallllllllly classy room for a shady “by the hour” hotel. 
  • ugh om i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate you so much rn
  • he had this waiting in this room???? 
  • NO DON’T TOUCH HERRRRRRRRRR GET YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF HER
  • gauri nooooooooooo. 😩😩😩😩😩
  • oh ho anika, just let her gooooo to the bathroom, what is wrong with youuuu???? 
  • lol omg emotional blackmailllllllllllll 
  • shivaay’s confused af faces are giving me life. 😂😂😂😂
  • anika’s cackle just added 5 years to my life. 😇😇😇
  • UGH I REALLY DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS RIKARA PLOTTTTTTTT I AM HAVING FORCED WEDDING DAY WAALI MICHMICHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • lol whyyyyy do none of the obros know what a chathth/terrace is???? this is clearly not a terrace. 
  • intentional symbolism with the white sari???? well, maybe subconsciously by omkara, since he picked it out. 
  • ok om this is a hella lotta extra work for humiliating someone. like, you didn’t even know she was coming back until half an hour ago?????
  • ok who tf is in charge of the music selection for rikara and why do they hate their job so much????? WHY DO THEY PICK SUCH CRAPPY OLD-SCHOOL SONGS??????? 
  • OMG I SAW ONE HOT SECOND OF THE LIP SYNCING AND I CAN’T…. LIKE… THIS IS HORRIBLE. SP. BALASUBRAMANIAM’S VOICE DOES NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SUIT HIM. I LOVE YOU KUNAL BUT NO. NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 

Originally posted by thefantastician

  • fwding through it, and gosh, gauri looks so happy. oh bb. 😣😣😣
  • omkara, what right even do you have to look so fucking angsty and sad and demand answers????? you have no answers for herrr, why the fuck even should she be committed to you or this sham of a “marriage”??? 
  • wait, was that all a dream or??? what’s happening????? 
  • NO. DON’T PLAY ROMANTIC MUSIC RIGHT NOW. AND YOUUUUU, YOU HORRIBLE BOY, DO NOT FUCKING DO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE ABOUT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • GODDAMNIT OMKARA I WANT TO CHOP THOSE SEXY HANDS OF YOURS OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  • ….. QUESTION: why do this on the hotel terrace, when you’re paying for a perfectly good room??? like… it just seems like a waste of money. 
  • i can’t believeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that the rikara tharak we all wanted is being corrupted to this extentttttt. fucking hellllll harneet. 
  • “kaisa lag raha hai?”…. “did you like it???”….. did all these brothers take seduction classes from the same person??? 
    • i must say, i commend whoever they took the classes from, for putting emphasis on the woman’s pleasure. 
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND YEAH I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM TO MEET A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH. I WANT SHIVAAY TO BEAT HIS ASS TO WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE FOR FUCKING WITH GAURI LIKE THIS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
  • oh man, her faceeeeee. 
  • YAAAAS BITCH DO NOT LET HIM WALK AWAY. TEAR HIM A NEW ONE, QUEEN. TEAR HIM THREE NEW ONES. 
  • aaaankhon se kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dekhaaaaaa you sawwwwww nothingggggggggggggggggg you idiotttt???? 
  • what gehri chot, you stupid fucker?? fuck off with your non-existent, entirely-manufactured-by-your-fucked-up-by-drugs-brain manpain. 
  • jhoot aur sach ki toh baaaaaat hi mat karo tum omkara. like…. i can’t even… 

Originally posted by ihiphop

  • omkara i hope you repay all of her tears with YOUR BLOOD. BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD. DIEEEEE YOU ASSHOLE. 
  • GAURI WHY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO THIS CRAPPPPPP???????????????????????????
  • GO GAURI. JUST FUCKING LEAVE. DON’T EVEN TURN BACK TO LOOK AT THIS SON OF A BITCH. EVER. FUCKING EVER. 
  • GOD, JUST GIVE ME SHIVIKA ALREADYYYYYY!!!!! I CAN’T HANDLE BHAVYA’S SADNESS TOOOOOOO RIGHT NOW. 
  • ET TU, OFFICER DAD???????

GOD I’M FUCKING EXHAUSTED BY THIS EPISODE. IMMA GO SHOVEL COLD PIZZA INTO MY FACE HOLE IN AN ATTEMPT TO FILL THE VOID INSIDE ME. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY OMKARA. 😒😒😒

Originally posted by nosleeptbh


  • ohhhhhhhhhhhh lord, shivaay’s gotten wind of the kalyani mills secret. like the poor boy didn’t have enough issues in his life. 
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