omg still shaking


Y'all I am SHOOKETH @xmorticiansdaughterx cosplayed mafia au today and I got to meet him and let me just say I’m so grateful and happy 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥you two were perfect I can never thank you enough OMMMMG

I am done with my graceless heart
So tonight I’m gonna cut it out and then restart

I meant to finish this Ymir tribute like a week ago but my heart would not let me…  😢


SO i sent laura, mike and ben a fan mail thingy about a month ago and i asked laura if she could send back a playbill and i didnt get my hopes up cos theyre busy and its far really away (i live in Australia) bUT today i was blessed to find this beautiful signed playbill in my mailbox and i just tHANK YOU ???!!????

  • Sherlock: ...and this is Rosie on her first day of school.
  • Rosie: omg dad!
  • Date: *still shaking*
  • John: *comes up the stairs:
  • Rosie: *rises from the sofa*
  • Date: *stands up*
  • Date: Hello, Sir, I'm...
  • John: So you're dating our daughter? Mh?
  • Date: *swallows* Yes, Sir.
  • Sherlock: *still on his phone*
  • John: If you hurt her in any way, if I find a single hair out of place, you are done for. Understood?
  • Date: *swallows* I...
  • Sherlock: Don't worry John, I already made our position quite clear.
  • Date: *shivers*
  • Sherlock: *grins*

someone please stop hyungwon before i really fucking die of an asthma attack


This 3D audio freaked me the fuck out. Omg i am still shaking a bit. I was SO REALISTIC.

So i was fixing my headphones, and i thought i’d search for a headphone test…. but i wasn’t expecting this. For the full effect i pulled my beanie over my eyes and i was laughing so much it was awesome. What an experience…

What you have to do:

  1. Put on headphones.
  2. Turn the volume all the way up
  3. Cover your eyes so you can’t see
  4. Enjoy the ride

I can’t remember if I posted a couple of weeks ago about the possibility of a long term sub position at the school where I interned… It was supposed to be for a kindergarten teacher starting right at the beginning of the year… But the principal never called me so I assumed they had filled it.

Guess who called me this morning wanting to set up an interview!!!!!! 😱

patienceaintmystrongsuit  asked:

Omg!I'm still shaking with laughter!my evil mother in law just left the building and I'm catching up on tumblr and read your anons. Fuck they are funny!Thank you for sharing!!!!!esp. the coma one... I still need to read your answer but couldn't cause it cracks me up everytime I begin to! (Mother in law caused me to take a few shots-so everything is extra funny )

Haha! I kept the most nsfw for my personal entertainment, but there’s definitely a bunch of funky weirdo in my inbox and I love them all! Say hi to your mother in law for me next time you see her :D