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SPEAKING OF FIC RECS Y’ALL NEED TO GET ON BAZOOKA’S YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE IT UPDATED AND I AM LIVID WITH EMOTION IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

fucccc i love her work so much guys i swear it’s the funniest and most embarrassing crack ever please read it for me and scream with or at me

IN OTHER NEWS here’s a little teaser of my piece for the book that i worked on all day insert eye emoji

I have to stop making you
the center of my universe.
Even if your gravity is immeasurable,
the mass of you incalculable,
the pull of you inexorable—even so,
I can’t fall into your orbit.
I can’t get sucked in.
No one knows what happens
when you pass through a black hole;
the storytellers say transcendence,
but I suspect I would just be crushed.
—  alucinor 1.17 (s.s.)