omg shut up i love you

  • Sun Jing: Hey babe.
  • Qiu Tong: Yea, babe?
  • Sun Jing: I love you, babe.
  • Qiu Tong: OMG babe, I love you, too, babe.
  • Qi Fang: Hey guys, can you shut the fuck up please?

But Yuuri being the “extra” one instead of Victor, like

Victor: Okay … why is the house on fire?

Yuuri: I messed up a phone call. I panicked. 

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Victor: Yuuri, why are you sprawled on the floor?

Yuuri: [staring at ceiling in depression] Because life is meaningless and death is inevitable.

Victor: [sighs] Oh, god, not this again.

Yurio: [lying next to Yuuri on the floor] Shut up Victor, I like him better this way. Go on Yuuri, I got you.

.

Person who is not Minami or Victor: Omg, Katsuki Yuuri, you’re so hot and sexy, I love you!!!

Yuuri: [breathes into a bag for an hour while Victor rubs his back]

Victor: [to person] Why would you say something like that!?

Person: … ?

*day before Feyre and Tamlin’s wedding*

Tamlin: I want to thank you all for coming and celebrating this special moments with me and Feyre. We love each oth-

the Suriel: *shouts from the crowd with middle fingers up* shut up you tool

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*wedding day*

Priest: you may kiss the bride

the Suriel: *sprints and tackle Tamlin to the ground before he manages to kiss Feyre*

Tamlin: *hisses* restrain your friends Feyre!!!

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*later*

Feyre: omg Suri what is your problem?? we can’t pretend I love him if you verbally and physically attack him at least once a week!!

the Suriel: yes yes I know I know I’m sorry it won’t happen again. You know I can’t control myself when he’s near you

Feyre: *hugs Suri* aww you know I love you right? come on lets annoy Lucien

I love how y'all eat it up when we get movies like Star Wars or Hunger Games that are about overthrowing corrupt regimes, but then when people protest Trump in real life y'all are like “Omg get over it we lost we have a racist nazi as our president now and we gotta deal with it”. Easy for you to say Mr. straight white liberal but some of us are actually affected by this stuff and wanna do something about it. Y'all are fake as SHIT lmao.

Bonding time in Wakanda, part ii
  • Steve: [sleep over voice] are you awake?
  • Wanda: [sleep over reply voice] yeah.
  • Clint: [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHHH!
  • Bucky: [confused sleepover voice] what is the meaning of life…
  • Sam: [annoyed sleep over voice] dude shut up.
  • Scott: [sleep over host voice] you guys be quiet, your highness is gonna hear us.
“After the Final, let’s end this”

Hey guys, I see some people are worried about what Yuuri said at the end of the new episode, and they are scared Yuuri and Viktor are about to break up.

But please look at the preview of the next episode:

As you can see Yuuri is talking about skating “his and Viktor’s love”, and Viktor is still wearing the ring. (He looks quite serious and maybe worried, but this is probably because of the Grand Prix competition)

But then, what does Yuuri want to end?

Remember what Yuuri said back in episode 9?

I’m this close to the peak of my competitive figure skating career. I really want the gold now. The Grand Prix Final will be my last chance.  Even if I don’t win gold, I’ll have Viktor step down as coach after the Grand Prix Final, and…

He is already 24 years old, and he thinks that this is his last chance to win the Grand Prix.

He is talking about his skating career.

He wants to retire after the final.

Sex With Ron Weasley Would Include...
  • Ron asking if youre okay.
  • Him being a kinky little shit.
  • GETTING CAUGHT BY MRS. WEASLEY OMG!
  • “I told you!”
  • Biting.
  • Foreplay.
  • Him wanting blowjobs all the time.
  • Love bites!!!!!
  • “Nice bite’s Ronald.”
  • “Shut up ‘Mione.”
  • LOUD SEX!
  • PASSIONATE SEX!
  • LOVING SEX AND ROUGH SEX!
  • Him being vanilla at first
  • bUT HOTDAMN!
watching “The Bronze” with Sebastian Stan would include

Originally posted by love-buckybarnes

  • him begging you not to watch it
  • Y/N NO!
    Y/N YES!
  • “aww i like maggie”
  • “hope is my spirit animal”
  • sebastian face palming every time they show lance
  • “oooh i like your hair like that”
  • “y/n , please angel, can we stop?”
  • “we’re only starting, sebby”
  • “lance is such an asshole, i love him”
  • “HOPE NO!”
  • “HOPE DON’T DO IT”
  • “it’s only a movie, y/n”
  • “shut up tucker-motherhacker”
  • seb doing everything he can to distract you from the movie but failing miserably
  • “oh my god i wish Mackie was here”
  • “Ohhhhh this is it, this is THE moment oh my god”
  • him trying to close your eyes with his hands 
  • standing in front of tv to prevent you from watching his glorious moment
  • hitting him with pillows and shooing him away
  • “holy shirt seb is that really you?”
  • “omg you’re so - holy crap IS THAT A TATTOO?”
  • “I CAN’T BREATHE STOP THIS MADNESS”
  • “i did not know you could do that”
  • “THAT ASS THO”
  • sebastian thinking of 85 ways to break up with you
  • “we need to recreate that seb”
  • “poor ben”
  • “YOU’RE SUCH A BUTTHOLE i love you”
  • “urgh i hate maggie”
  • “gosh you look sooooo good”
  • “i hate you y/n”
  • “i love you too sebby, and your gold”
  • taking pictures of his embarrassed face
  • posting it everywhere you can
  • him taking you to bedroom to recreate a certain scene from that movie 

ghostfixedsysknight  asked:

Headcannon: When AF Gaster turns back, AF Sans hugs him for a brief moment before grabbing him and scolding or grounding him, tears welling up in his eye sockets. When they get back home, he throws Gaster into his room and yells 'NO DINNER FOR YOU!' Before slamming the door shut and locking it. Gaster wakes up in the middle of the night to find a freshly made hot pocket by his bed with a note threatening him not to tell the others with a slight hint of 'I missed/love you'

anonymous asked:

MOAR WEREWOLF!JUNGKOOK AND VAMP!READER, OMG IT WAS SO CUTE AND SO WELL WRITTEN AND I HAD A LOT OF FUN READING IT ;; v ;; !!!!!

another anon request: MORE OF WEREWOLF!JUNGKOOK AND VAMPIRE!OC😭💖 some fluff would be really nice,,,,,maybe a confession??? and a cute kiss with them accidentally bumping fangs omg😭😭😭😭 thank u so much, i love u and your writing, bless you!!🙏💕

Moonlight In Your Hands

Summary: You and Jungkook have long conquered your fear of talking to each other and becoming friends. Now it’s time to conquer the next one (vampire!au; werewolf!au)


“Senior year.”

“I know. Can you believe it?” Jungkook turns to look at you, grinning. “The vampire princess is part of the fucking upperclassmen.” You’re quick to punch his arm, but he’s hardly phased as he laughs heartily, the straps of his bag almost slipping clean off his shoulders.

“Shut up, you mutt,” you retort, frowning as you fix your sunglasses.

“Ooh. Feeling feisty today?”

Shut up.” Jungkook all but cackles as he follows behind you, draping his arm over your shoulders when he catches up. “Jerk.”

“I’m kidding,” he says, nuzzling the side of your head with his nose. “C’mon. I’ll buy you a snack before class starts.”

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Ok I promise I’m gonna shut up in a sec but I love how Carol closes the door on Ezekiel goes to read her book hears a knock on the door and is walking back over to it like ffs Ezekiel get the goddamn message and then opens the door to see her precious Daryl all out of breath and like omg are you ok? I found you please love me 

Taeyong as your soulmate (Soulmate AU!)

I dunno, this is a new blog and I’m super confused😂 Well I just wanted to say that I accept requests for nct and seventeen. I’m having Taeyong feels lately. Basically, the first sentence your soulmate will say to you is engraved in your wrist.

  • As a kid, you lived an embarrassing life. Everyone around you seemed to have beautiful words engraved to their body, many kinds such as “wow, your stunning” or “is this love” (I dunno smh)
  • Well..not really everybody, some of ur friends also have shitty words like “uhm..can you shut up for a little bit” or “ur being annoying”
  • but urs is like on a whole different level, it literally said “Oh shit, fuck, sry for slapping you, omg, ur crying, holy crap, sorry” like who the fucking hell is this guy (author: taeyong you beautiful shit!). Your parents was so embarrassed they had you wearing long sleeves for years.
  • one day you intentionally slap yourself cause your bored af as well as practising for the day u’ll meet your cursed soulmate.
  • every time you see those annoying kids from the neighbourhood, you imagined them being ur soulmate. U’ll end up cringing and run for your life.
  • One day you got a part time job in a famous music store near your house and ur super happy.
  • Music was your passion and you had talent in dancing
  • Every day you always wonder why there was nobody that unintentionally slap you, WHY ARE PEOPLE SO NICE DUDSVCUVFUSJX HF!!
  • One day there’s this guy (u cannot see his face) holding a cup of coffee while taking selfies in front of a bunch of TVXQ albums
  • his selfie stick almost hit your precious albums, so you walked to him to tell him to be carefull.
  • but he suddenly took a 90 degrees turn and unintentionally slapped you with his selfie stick and spilled his coffee all over you.
  • “Oh shit, fuck, sry for slapping you, omg, ur crying, holy crap, sorry” he said frantically trying to wipe ur shirt.
  • While doing that he accidentally touched ur thighs and screamed “ OH MY GOD SORRY I DON’T MEAN TO”
  • Truthfully you were just crying coz it was too funny
  • You stopped crying and started laughing insted. “HAHAHA YOU JUST SLAPPED ME…”you stopped to take a deep breath “….WITH A SELFIE STICK AHAHAHAHA
  • He just smiled sheepishly and a second later, HE WAS SCREAMING AGAIN “ YOUR MY SOULMATE!!OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY”
  • You just reached out your hand and said “Your so handsome, Im Y/N by the way”
  • He blushed furiously “Ahh you’re also beautiful, Im Lee Taeyong” he shaked your hand “Well your stuck with me forever then”
  • “Yeah i’d love that” You said.
  • There is no way you won’t fall in love with this precious bean.

That’s all my lovelies, if you have any request just send it to me. if there is a lot of good response, I’ll write a continuation of this scenario.

10

almost: not quite, nearly, out of reach.

dedicated to @stewartmary, happy friendivesary bestie i love you forever!

“ Mashable: so you were on Glee, and one of your costars is actually known in the Harry Potter fandom because Darren Criss was in “A Very Potter Musical” and all that StarKid stuff…
Chris: Oh, yeah yeah, right!
Mashable: … So was that weird? Were you like… Did you know about him beforehand?
Chris: Uh, I think I had heard of the thing of… Of the actual project, yeah. But um, I don’t think I’d… I’d never seen it. “

Never before has this gif been more fitting.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SANITAS! THIS IS THE CITY OF ARCADIA!!

i commissioned the absolutely talented, amazing, and incredible @isharton to do this and they got everything everything right i’m blown away im so emotional bc this is it this is relal this is arcadia omg.sdajkfh please throw your money at them and if you love magic the gathering you should read their fancomic and their designs bc god i wish i could just

sorry this is just something special to me this is my world that i share with my best friend and this is real and HERE IT IS it’s making the world and our story all the more tangible

excuse me while i cry 

S3E13 Reaction

Bloody joker card, love it, much clevers.
JEROOOOOOMMMMEEEE
Look at Bruce in the big boy chair uwu
I never found Lee so interesting as a character until she got pissed.
I like this Jerome cult grunt.
ITS ALIIIIIVE!!!
Babs omg shut up Ozzie is looking for his Ed
Why we calling Ed the snake look at this deadly Babs viper
Disco vampire hair lmfao
Guys you should probs listen to Selina okay?
Also her makeup is still fantastic so
Definitely listen to her.
ITS NOT ALIIIIVE!!! D:
Nah not the face man
His beautiful face D:
YOURE NOT JEROME! YOURE NOT JEROME! YOURE NOT JEROME!
Lee you’re examining a corpse shouldn’t you be wearing like, a hair net or something
Your hair is so pretty tho don’t change anything.
Its okay if you end up corrupting evidence girl, your hair still look fly
Omg yes my faceless child rise rise riiiiiise
BABS OMG STOP 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
TABS OMG STOP
OSWALD NOOOOOOOO
He loves Ed so much I’m crying
But that cane knife is legit tho
LMFAO I love Lucius so much
I love all these crazy laughs yesssss
Lee is being so boss lately
Omg girl yes TELL HIM.
JEROME BAE
Where’s my face end me 😂😂😂
This fake Jerome is so annoying can he just not exist anymore kthnxbai
Omg Selina poor baby
Man I had a feeling about that momma.
NYGMA DIES THERE YA GO FOLKS
AS IF
FOOS YOU ARE WALKING RIGHT INTO A RIDDLE TRAP
Also where’s Butch
And where’s Ed
I miss them.
Tabitha looks so happy when she murders.
YES JEROME PLZ GO KILL FAKE JEROME
OMG SELINA BB NUUUU
Why can’t Selina ever be happy
Why can’t anyone ever be happy on Gotham lmao
But ugh finally a power balance between Bruce and Selina! Used to always be Selina being better at everything, so happy with this development.
Don’t fight tho babies, plz just love each other uwu
Jerome killing it
Omg ewww staple face
Oh Oswald poor baby
I mean you deserve it but poor baby
GABE!!!
Ed when Oz gets to you next episode you better be making up with Oz or else 😬💪✊
Yesss Dwight is done good riddance
WHAT THE F-BOOOOOOOOOM
Damn Jerome works fast
ANARCHYYYYYYY

BONUS: omg next episode looks sooooo good.