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two types of the signs, mostly based on people i know

aries:

type 1 - “i’m an aries!”, loud, starts driving before everyone has their seatbelt on (or before people even get in the car), loves cooking but usually just buys everything from the store and pretends they put hard work into it, hard to tell if they’re stupid or smart.

type 2 - takes 100 selfies in a row, does really cool makeup, doesn’t believe in school, “this musical artist is SO under appreciated.”

taurus:

type 1 - down to earth, has neat handwriting and doodles in class, patient, bird-lover, likes making flower crowns, laughs a lot.

type 2 - show-off, amazing memory, can be an edgy people-hater, loves yelling, gives people weird nicknames.

gemini:

type 1 - two-faced, feels like they need something in return for their actions, cares more about bagels than people, the friend who everyone worries about.

type 2 - loves reading, kind and supportive but awkward about it, the type of person you call when you need advice, snappy when they’re being interrupted, watches 5 tv shows at a time.

cancer:

type 1 - down for literally any adventure, cries or has a breakdown while eating, doesn’t realize some things they do are harmful to themselves but can sense when others have a problem.

type 2 - talks very fast, takes on any task without a problem, loves talking about themselves, can probably do 10 backflips in a row, moody, sends smiley emojis in every text message.

leo:

type 1 - attention-seeking, wants everyone to respect them, says “lol” out loud, laughs at their own stories but sometimes forgets to listen to others, animal lover, a good role model.

type 2 - genuinely cares about their friends and checks up on them always, super chill and easygoing, fashionable, gives great hugs, someone you go to when you’re sad.

virgo:

type 1 - shy, gentle, awful at explaining things and you really never know what they’re talking about, offers everyone gum, knows all the lyrics to every song they listen to.

type 2 - anxious about tiny things but ignores huge problems, cares so much about others that it gets annoying, likes to redecorate or organize their room for fun, loans you a pencil and forgets to ask for it back.

libra:

type 1 - movie expert, likes when people laugh at their jokes, untrustworthy but somehow you trust them anyway, casually shares deep secrets or personal information randomly like it’s no big deal.

type 2 - doesn’t like opening up or sharing feelings, artistic and individualistic, doesn’t have problems with anyone or anything.

scorpio:

type 1 - calm/quiet and very open minded, loves the ocean, nice but when provoked they turn into a whole other person (who is terrifying), very passionate about their interests.

type 2 - doesn’t ever know what’s happening, suspicious and questions others’ motives, either loves someone or hates them, never shares secrets. ever.

sagittarius:

type 1 - plays at least 3 musical instruments, likes being right, theater kid, extrovert one minute and introvert the next, opens up to others and immediately regrets it.

type 2 - angsty teen attitude, has strong opinions, blames problems on others, maybe has a heart deep down?

capricorn:

type 1 - makes fun of everything, the most extroverted friend, pretends like they don’t care about others’ opinions but deep down is extremely self-conscious, forgetful, funniest jokes.

type 2 - honestly? a real fucking pain in the ass.

aquarius:

type 1 - feminist, nature lover and very free spirited, knowledgeable and factual, has a silly side, cool hair, can listen to all your problems but will never know what to say.

type 2 - can be cold but they are just trying to protect themselves, has one character/idol that they would literally die for, has probably made up all of the funny stories they tell because they want others to like them.

pisces:

type 1 - extremely honest but can doubt their beliefs since they try to get along with everyone, generous when it comes to material but will not give up themselves to others.

type 2 - understanding, shy extrovert, great with advice but doesn’t know how to take other people’s advice (asks for help but doesn’t want to), never fully present or in the moment.

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endless list of my favourite books | the lord of the rings trilogy by j. r. r. tolkien

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

So I have a question

So far, the pattern seems to be that there are three important characters from each year:

  • Whiskey, Tango, Ford
  • Edit: The Frogs OKAY I’m SORRY I forgot them
  • Bitty, Ollie, Wicks (relatively important, I mean. They have names at least)
  • Lardo, Ransom, Holster 
  • And then just Jack and Shitty. 

So here’s the question; what happened to Jack and Shitty’s third guy? Is there some kind of symbolism to it being just the two of them? Did they kill and eat him?? Run him off the team??? What happened!  

Heathers the Musical Ask Meme
  • Beautiful: Describe your high school experience.
  • Candy Store: What's your favorite type of candy?
  • Fight for Me: Have you ever been in a fight?
  • Freeze Your Brain: What's your method for coping when things go wrong?
  • Big Fun: Have you ever gotten drunk?
  • Dead Girl Walking: Have you ever had sex?
  • The Me Inside of Me: Would you consider yourself popular?
  • Blue: Give an example of a time when you were in a bad situation.
  • Our Love is God: Is there anyone you'd kill for?
  • My Dead Gay Son: Has anyone ever surprised you with what their sexuality is?
  • Seventeen: What's a casual activity you like to do with friends?
  • Shine a Light: What's something you're afraid of?
  • Lifeboat: Are you more independent or dependent?
  • Shine a Light Reprise: Have you ever been bullied?
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: When did you have your first crush?
  • Yo Girl: What's something you've done that you regretted afterwards?
  • Meant to Be Yours: What's your opinion on s'mores?
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Have you ever faked an illness/injury to get out of something you didn't want to do?
  • I Am Damaged: Would you consider yourself to be a morally good person?
  • Seventeen Reprise: How do you fix things when you make a mistake?
  • F*** Me Gently With a Chainsaw: What's an outburst you say a lot?
  • Lick It Up, Baby, Lick It Up: When's the last time you remember throwing up?
  • How Very: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
  • Corn Nuts: What's your favorite snack?
  • You Look Like Hell: Describe your aesthetic.
  • What's Your Damage?: What's something that has damaged you?/What's something that always makes you upset?

*looks into the camera like she’s on the office*
tfw when u hurt and ur boyfrend has 2 carry u lmao lyk and subrscirble 

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Steven, you’ve got to take me to the Christmas Eve dance tomorrow night. Ahhhh, no. I can either dance with you, or spend Christmas Eve with you. I cannot do a combo.
                    Steven, they will never take me back if I don’t show up all proud! 

Immersed

Originally posted by ofallingstar

Sunlight pooled on the Tevinter rugs inside her palatial quarters, the silver pile trimming the edges of the pattern casting glittering reflections along the outer surface of the bath. All the steaming water within was soft, slippery… milky, even, and it wasn’t as terrible as she’d imagined it would be based on the instructions. 

This “melt and soak” that Madame Vivienne had procured on her behalf from Val Royeaux came highly recommended, promising the fountain of youth itself if the testimonies were to be believed. As Elgara Lavellan soaked and wondered if anything significant was meant to happen, she tried at least to lend the bath the benefit of the doubt. She focused within herself, stilling her spirit first, then all her subtle movements. Small particles of something gold swirled through the bath water with every breath she took that was deep enough to disturb the surface. 

Blinking several times while staring out the stained glass, the elf sighed heavily and gave up trying to relax. Perhaps it was best to take her bath as she had always done, rather than sitting perfectly still and waiting for some miracle to occur that would reverse several of the harder years. She lifted an arm to scratch her head, water sloshing as droplets fell over her long neck. Tired and disappointed, Elgara grabbed hold of the tie in her hair and pulled it loose, letting her charcoal locks fall heavy over her shoulders, long ends floating snakelike on the surface.

Another one? She slumped with dismay, pruned fingers curling around a dark lock which still held the curl from the bun she’d worn. No, wait. More than one… Squinting, she nodded to herself as she counted, each new discovery drying her mouth further.

“Interesting. You do not sound like a woman enjoying herself.” His cadence graced her pointed ears from behind the open book propped against his chest, bringing her chin up to look in his direction. Solas shifted on the bed, moving his bent knee to the side to catch a glimpse of her and letting the pages fall wherever they may. He rubbed at his eyes roughly, as if he had been reading small print for hours unending. And perhaps he had, if the wrinkles on her fingertips were anything to go by. “Vivienne promised an experience like no other,” he shook his head in amusement. “Is it possible she was slightly overselling her gift?”

Inquisitor Lavellan huffed air from her nose in mild amusement, her narrow brown eyes drifting to the water’s gilded surface. “Familiar with the sounds of women enjoying themselves, are you?” she taunted dryly, the smirk fading from her lips. 

She wanted to find it all funny. She supposed the best thing to do was to look for the humor in all this, but…

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You sure can anon!! ty for the request!

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