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Anonymous said to jiraev:
How would NCT 127 (minus mark and haechan) + Lucas and Kun react to you calling them daddy? Please and thank you I loved watermelon head a lot
You sit with him at the
dining table, scrolling on your phone. It was dinner, but a little play time on
your phone wouldn’t hurt, right?
Well, it does - it hurts
your boyfriend’s (who went through the trouble of making you food) pride when
you don’t touch it. Was it too cold? - of course it is! She hasn’t even
touched it yet!
“Y/N, if I spend a night making our food, the least you can do is try
it.” He comments (on your useless habit) as he watches you stare at the
“I’m sorry. Can you pass the salt please, daddy?” You reply to your
bothered love, and lock your phone as you await your beloved salts appearance.
“Sure - wait, what did you just call me?”
L U C A S /‘too into it’ croissant/ Totally into it. He’s so into it omg, he wouldn’t respond unless you called him
Daddy. If you called him Yukhei/Lucas, you’d be getting 2738273 punishments and
you’d probably faint because his stamina is h i g h as hell. He’d make fun of
the way you brought it in though. “Can you pass the salt, daddy?” “shUT
THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP YOU THE FUCK UP HDJRJ”
I couldn’t find a gif dcjhjre enjoy this ig
W I N
W I N
do you mean?’ croissant/ N o
idea what you’re on about. He knows he doesn’t look like your dad, and he knows you
know he doesn’t look like your dad you wouldn’t date him if he looked like
your dad hjjr, so his innocent croissant self is just so confused?? He’s
too innocent hdjfrj. He’d probably think you were just hella outta your mind.
“Y/N, I’m your boyfriend,,,,,,,,,,” “No SiCheng that’s not - just eat your
J A E
H Y U N /’happy
sexy’ croissant/ Happy
as h e l l. He’d probably smile nice and bright bc he knows he’s going to Fuck.
You. Up. He’s really excited for what’s to come and the control he has now. He
just never said he was into it because he was scared it might make things
awkward ;; Except now he knows you like it, and he likes it, so there is n o
going back. Y’all wildin behind them bedroom doors now :’) “Do you like hard
things?” “No - oh. o H yes yes I do come @ me w that big friend you got
D O Y
O U N G /’disgusted’
thinks it promotes incest and he’s like,,,, hella disgusted by you lmao. He’d
roll his eyes and just tell you to piss off or something lmao - which is too
bad bc lil bunny wanted to gift that nice lingerie he bought but he’s way too
turned off rip. There;s always tomorrow though ;) “You’re disgusting, Y/N.”
“Don’t kinkshame me you like feET.”
K U N /’excited’
croissant/ Hella excited bc he loves trying new things, clothing, kinks, etc. When he
hears you call him daddy, there’s like a spark and he knows this is one of the
kinks that just,,,,,,,stay. He’s probably thinking of makin sure you can’t walk
for like three weeks, and that you beg at your knees until you cry!!11!!!!!! “I
hope you like it rough, Y/N…”
Y U T
croissant’ It’s so hard to call him a croissant when he looks like that omg/ This
boi,,,,,,,,, This kink fucked him up so bad omg he’ll be ready to break you
every time you say ‘daddy’.. s2g he gave no thoughts before he pulls you outta
your chair and bends you over the table. Oh and your windows are nice and wide
so the neighbours across the street are about to get one hell of a show… “Can
you believe what you just got yourself into, Y/N?” just imagine him
breathing that into your neck bih hjfr omg
T A E
Y O N G /’fake
innocent’ croissant/ TAEYONG
IS SUCH A SOFT BUT HE IS S O KINKY!!!11! He probably felt shy at first. He
usually has you in control bc you whip so well?????? Though I think he’d love
being in control. He’d probably be trying to figure out how to get the best
angle so you don’t feel any muscles after tonight!! When you guys are brushing
your teeth he winks at you but like we all know that wink ain’t as sweet and
innocent as it seems. “I think the whip will look nice against your skin,
J O H
N N Y /’devil
himself’ croissant/ Johnny’s a Yuta 2.0! Except
Johnny can wait until you actually finish that steak he spent hours making!!!1! Johnny probably
can’t think because he’s so excited, but he might be worried he’ll hurt you he’s
so big he always hurts you jrjrhdj. Anyways when you see his expression you get a little scared!!
Johnny looks like he’s ready to do you so hard against the table your hips
might break… “You won’t feel those legs when I’m done with you.”
T A E
I L /’thinks
you’re weird’ croissant/ I was
thinking about Taeil and my baby is probably like Doyoung? Just doesn’t have
the kink. He’d just smile and give that awkward nod™, cast his gaze downwards and just kinda,,,,,
only talk to you when you/he asks for something, or when you initiate a
conversation where he mostly listens and gives short answers. You’d feel like a
fool lmao but he’d make it up to you by being rough in bed because he felt bad.
two types of the signs, mostly based on people i know
type 1 - “i’m an aries!”, loud, starts driving before everyone has their seatbelt on (or before people even get in the car), loves cooking but usually just buys everything from the store and pretends they put hard work into it, hard to tell if they’re stupid or smart.
type 2 - takes 100 selfies in a row, does really cool makeup, doesn’t believe in school, “this musical artist is SO under appreciated.”
type 1 - down to earth, has neat handwriting and doodles in class, patient, bird-lover, likes making flower crowns, laughs a lot.
type 2 - show-off, amazing memory, can be an edgy people-hater, loves yelling, gives people weird nicknames.
type 1 - two-faced, feels like they need something in return for their actions, cares more about bagels than people, the friend who everyone worries about.
type 2 - loves reading, kind and supportive but awkward about it, the type of person you call when you need advice, snappy when they’re being interrupted, watches 5 tv shows at a time.
type 1 -down for literally any adventure, cries or has a breakdown while eating, doesn’t realize some things they do are harmful to themselves but can sense when others have a problem.
type 2 - talks very fast, takes on any task without a problem, loves talking about themselves, can probably do 10 backflips in a row, moody, sends smiley emojis in every text message.
type 1 - attention-seeking, wants everyone to respect them, says “lol” out loud, laughs at their own stories but sometimes forgets to listen to others, animal lover, a good role model.
type 2 - genuinely cares about their friends and checks up on them always, super chill and easygoing, fashionable, gives great hugs, someone you go to when you’re sad.
type 1 - shy, gentle, awful at explaining things and you really never know what they’re talking about, offers everyone gum, knows all the lyrics to every song they listen to.
type 2 - anxious about tiny things but ignores huge problems, cares so much about others that it gets annoying, likes to redecorate or organize their room for fun, loans you a pencil and forgets to ask for it back.
type 1 - movie expert, likes when people laugh at their jokes, untrustworthy but somehow you trust them anyway, casually shares deep secrets or personal information randomly like it’s no big deal.
type 2 - doesn’t like opening up or sharing feelings, artistic and individualistic, doesn’t have problems with anyone or anything.
type 1 - calm/quiet and very open minded, loves the ocean, nice but when provoked they turn into a whole other person (who is terrifying), very passionate about their interests.
type 2 - doesn’t ever know what’s happening, suspicious and questions others’ motives, either loves someone or hates them, never shares secrets. ever.
type 1 - plays at least 3 musical instruments, likes being right, theater kid, extrovert one minute and introvert the next, opens up to others and immediately regrets it.
type 2 - angsty teen attitude, has strong opinions, blames problems on others, maybe has a heart deep down?
type 1 - makes fun of everything, the most extroverted friend, pretends like they don’t care about others’ opinions but deep down is extremely self-conscious, forgetful, funniest jokes.
type 2 - honestly? a real fucking pain in the ass.
type 1 - feminist, nature lover and very free spirited, knowledgeable and factual, has a silly side, cool hair, can listen to all your problems but will never know what to say.
type 2 - can be cold but they are just trying to protect themselves, has one character/idol that they would literally die for, has probably made up all of the funny stories they tell because they want others to like them.
type 1 - extremely honest but can doubt their beliefs since they try to get along with everyone, generous when it comes to material but will not give up themselves to others.
type 2 - understanding, shy extrovert, great with advice but doesn’t know how to take other people’s advice (asks for help but doesn’t want to), never fully present or in the moment.
Okay so this. Probably won’t happen in the comic but like.
Imagine Bittys parents don’t take it well when he comes out to them. They don’t kick him out or disown him exactly, but Bitty knows the only thing stopping them is Southern Kindness, and he knows he’s not actually wanted around.
So he leaves, they don’t call, he doesn’t call them.
A few years later (let’s say two) his parents somehow find out that he’s been hurt. Not life threatening, but enough that he winds up in the hospital. He’s still their baby boy and they’re worried, so they fly up to go see him.
Only, when they get there and ask the front desk, they tell them that there’s no one checked in under the name Eric Bittle, and they’re confused. Maybe he’s at a different hospital, they think. Only, when they’re leaving, they see Jack in the waiting room, so they know Bitty must be there.
They go up to him, he’s cold and dismissive, rightfully so. Jack was the one who held bitty when he cried because he lost his mom and his dad, after all. He tells them Bitty doesn’t want to see them, but if they really want to go in, he’s checked in under Eric Zimmermann.
And it hits them. Bitty got married, and they weren’t there for it. Bittys life went on without them there.
How often do you think smh messes with jack’s Wikipedia article? Do they make a section about Jack’s ass?
Does the part about his obsession with dad music keep getting deleted? Does hockey Tumblr love it and eat it up?
Do they have a signature type thing for all the shit they updated like Love, The Wellies or something?