omg okay i just found this

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

Queen in the North (Jon Snow)

word count: 8, 708 

request: Hi, I love your imagines! I was wondering if you could write a jon snow imagine where he and the reader have sex before he goes to the wall and she falls pregnant and never tells him until after the battle of the bastards when they reunite :) xxx

requested by: anon

warnings: smut (omg it’s the dirtiest thing i’ve ever written), ramsay, abuse towards women

a/n: okay so the reader is a Lannister, which means reader’s got the infamous Lannister golden locks. lots of medieval family drama. got some robb stark x reader, but at its core, the fic is jon snow x reader. 

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  • Me the day before therapy: Holy shit there's so much I need to tell my therapist, about, my week has literally been soo weird and I found out like everything about myself!
  • Me 5 mins before therapy: Wtf what happened last week omg okay just calm down and see if you can remember anything. At all!
  • Me in therapy: No, nothing special happened, I don't even remember most of it because it was just the same as every week haha.

anonymous asked:

How did you guys get together?

Michael: Okay kiddies, buckle up. It’s story time!

It all started way waaay back when Jeremy found the first key to the hunt. He just so happened to run into Christine there, who was also after the key. Jeremy had been following her blog about the hunt for several years, and he had a pretty big crush on her.

Jeremy: Her avatar is cute! Come on…

Michael: Yeah, she’s a cutie alright! Anyway, the two of them started chatting and they hit it off pretty well. After the High Five formed—that was me, Jeremy, Christine, Rich, and Jake, the people in the top five slots of the scoreboard—the two of them started hanging out more and more. And Jeremy kinda sorta started ditching me for Christine.

Jeremy: …I was a huge dick back then.

Michael: Yeah, no kidding. He’d blow me off all the time just to be with her instead. I warned him several times that he shouldn’t get so serious—his obsession with her would eventually backfire and then what would he do? But he didn’t listen to me, and we got into a really big f-fight—

Jeremy: Easy, M. It’s okay.

Michael: *sighs* Yeah, I know. Um…where was I? Oh, right. I’d been in love with Jeremy since the beginning, ever since I met him. After our fight we, we didn’t speak for several months. I was really fucking pissed at him, and he thought he was right, and I wasn’t going to apologize, so…

Jeremy: We were both really bitter.

Michael: Yeah. And Christine dumped your ass even though you were never dating, haha.

Jeremy: Yeah, yeah, I get it! You were right all along, blah blah blah.

Michael: Heheh! And then, uh—I sent Jeremy an email telling him where to find the next key, as payback since he helped me find the first one.

Jeremy: And I was so relieved to hear from you again. You have no idea!

Michael: I got that when you sent a reply apologizing for being such an ass, haha.

Jeremy: During those couple months apart I realized just how much I missed Michael and being with him. Christine was avoiding talking to me at the time as well so I was pretty much on my own, no friends to talk to…it was really lonely. But I had a lot of time to think about my relationship with Michael, and soon enough that longing to be with him again sort of…evolved into something bigger than I ever expected. I realized then that I’d actually loved Michael all along and never understood it until that moment. But I was—I was really afraid to tell him because I thought I’d ruined our friendship, and I didn’t want to ruin it again, you know?

Michael: Yeah.

Jeremy: And then…we met up after I apologized and everything was fine. We were back to our usual antics and god, I was so, so happy to see that.

Michael: It was so good to see you after all that time, I just—I couldn’t stay mad anymore.

Jeremy: Yeah. And then, um, everyone else left after we planned our final attack and how we were gonna get to the final gate. Then it was just the two of us.

Michael: Jeremy told me what he’d been feeling during those months apart but he was very vague about who he was referring to. I thought he was talking about Christine at first but he told me he didn’t like her that way anymore, and—

Jeremy: You thought that I was talking about somebody else entirely! You were so dense, oh my god.

Michael: *laughs* Oh, shut up!

Jeremy: I sort of freaked out and accidentally spilled my feelings for Michael. I started having a panic attack because I thought I’d ruined everything, and right when we’d come back to being friends and all.

Michael: But then I told him that I felt the same way! And so we decided to get together.

Jeremy: At that point we hadn’t met in real life but we already knew each other so intimately that we didn’t care what we looked like outside of the OASIS.

Michael: I mean. I care.

Jeremy: Well duh—I meant we’d accept what we looked like in real life no matter what.

Michael: And hot damn, I got lucky with you. You’re much cuter in real life than in the OASIS.

Jeremy: Hey…

Michael: Haha! When I saw Jeremy for the first time in real life, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

Jeremy: Me neither. We were both stuttering messes when we met in person.

Michael: You were just so adorable I didn’t know what to do with myself…

Jeremy: Oh my god shut up!!

Michael: But you are! I love you~

Jeremy: Heh…

Michael: So, yeah! That ends our tale. That is how we discovered our feelings for each other. Once the final battle was over and Jeremy won the competition, we moved in together and started dating for real. Ta-dah!

anonymous asked:

okay so, like, i love everything you do, it's like,, gr8. it has honestly made me laugh so much and I just love it, so thank you, but also, what if keith found the lanC e and started using it in fights? - derp

1) thankyou sm omg i’m glad i make you laugh ahah

2) keith in full medieval attire attempting to use the lance as a sword

Just started dating AUs
  • “I came over for dinner and tried your cooking for the first time and you’re such a good cook I’m practically having an orgasm over here oh my god………. stop laughing at me!!” au
  • “We were about to have our first bath together and I was feeling a bit self conscious but then I noticed how much freaking bUBBLE BATH YOU HAVE HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT FOR……………. actually please can we have bubbles I’m secretly just a kid okay” au
  • “I’m really REALLY attracted to you and the first time we had sex I came way too quickly and got super embarrassed about it but you just found it endearing and now you won’t stop smiling at me omg I need to bury my face in this pillow for a thousand years” au
  • “You had no idea that I am allergic to X food/medicine/flowers and now I’m pretty sure I’m having a reaction and we’re gonna have to go to the emergency room like I’ll be fine but just fucking kiss me rly good in case I die okay, okay” au
  • “Why did you pick THAT emoji to go by my contact name oh my god you beautiful weirdo” au

anonymous asked:

Do you have any evak + girl squad headcanons?<3

Okay let me just say I live for evak and the girl squad. Like so so so much. The birthday one shot I did for Even’s birthday was basically just a massive girl squad and Isak hanging out fest. I am obsessed haha

  • So just like the boy squad the girl squad and evak work all for so many different reasons depending on the girl. So Even and Noora find themselves in serious discussions about women’s rights and human rights and equality all together. Even is actually one of the few people that make Noora rethink things she was so sure were the only way to think about them. They listen to each others perspectives and then broaden the way they originally think about something, and it is both beautiful and annoying because Isak is just like ooohhhh eeem geee stop. And then omg Chris cracks up Even so much. her jokes and omg omg omg 
  • Okay so Chris does not let Even forget that she had this ‘connection’ with Isak. She is all “So Even, you know I am really glad that Isak found you because, I mean we kinda had a thing” and Even raises his eyebrows and is like “really?” she nods “Oh yeah, gawd our energy, the sexual tension, it was electrifying!” then she lowers her head in pity “poor Isak tho, He tried to make me jealous once which didn’t work, and then by the time he would have been ready to profess his love for me I had already found my Kasper. I can tell it really cut him up.” Even is just like “wow, I had no idea” and she is all “yeah it hurt so much that no other girl could compare. But I mean I’m just glad he finally got over me,” And Even laughs and says “same Chris, same.” 
  • And then ahhh Eva and Isak are finally reunited. They had such a precious friendship before the snake stuff went down and now they are baaack. They like have so many silly inside jokes and do such fun and silly stuff together that just makes everyone smile and go “ahhh you two” Like Isak and Eva’s super cute and adorable shenanigans truly come out together and Even and Vilde just sit there all heart eyed as they watch Isak and Eva compete to see who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouths. (this of course leads to some inappropriate jokes from the girls, especially Chris who says something along the lines of “this is really a competition to see who is better at fitting something else in their mouths” Even laughs of course and gives her a dick joke of his own. they are adorable) 
  • Oh and Eva showers Even in stories of baby Isak. of all the goofy stuff he did in middle school, and how his obsession with trying to rap began. And she leans forward and whispers “I’m pretty sure he actually thinks he’s really good so just go with it so we can get more footage of him being a dork” And Even is like “That won’t be a problem” and shows her the million videos he has secretly taken of Isak doing silly things and it is amazing and Eva is giggling and telling him a story for every video he shares with her. And it is like so perfect. <3 
  • Ahhh Sana my angel Sana gets along so well with our boys. Her and Isak are so so close (as we know) and they just mock each other and banter in such a fond way. It is adorable. and then Sana pays out Isak to Even which he loooooves but then Just like Sana and Isak, Even and Sana talk about so much issues that are happening in society and religion and cultural beliefs and basically their own personal values that truly make them understand each other and feel less alone. It’s beautiful. Sana clearly has a soft spot for both these boys which the girls tease her about immensely. Because this one time Even corrected her and the whole table just gasped and went into a dead silence, waiting for Sana to put him in his place buuuut instead she was like “Oh yes. Thank you. So anyway…” and they are just like OMG and now they laugh and go “Sana is a softie!” and Sana just glares and is like “I can make you all disappear.” 
  • And then Vilde omg I love Vilde + evak. I actually want to write a real drabble about this one day (I will when I finish the prompts and get a chapter out for each fic ahhh) so anyway this one is so funny because Isak and Even absolutely adore and love Vilde buuuut in completely different ways. So to Isak, Vilde is that super annoying little sister who is just like always there asking him things and telling him things and interrupting kissy time with his boyfriend and he is just like “oh my gawd Vilde I don’t care what dress you are wearing! Just cos I am dating a boy doesn’t mean I know fashion. gawd” And then she lectures him on his manners and he tells her to look in a mirror and she says I was gonna say the same to you but then I thought you would probably break it and they just totally bicker like siblings and it’s adorable. But then Even, oh Even he finds Vilde so endearing and sweet and he just wants to protect her and keep her happy and safe from the world. So this makes things awkward cos he is always like “Vilde join us to the movies tonight!” when she is complaining about having no plans and Isak is just like “ummm baby what the actual hell” because it always turns into Vilde rambling and Even listening politely while Isak is rolling his eyes and mumbling under his breath. He really does love her tho. Like if anyone actually hurt Vilde he would be the first to be like “I will defeat you with my muscles” and Even would be all “Isak you are the softest boy I know” and Isak is all “I am the master at fighting” and Even is just like “Okaaaaay sure Jan” 

Ahhh omg this is ridiculously long and probably not very good. I think I will try to make a better girl squad and evak headcanon in the future haha sorry for messing this up :( 

Not Convincing (Peter Parker)

word count: 1, 423

request: omg ur doing tom holland’s spider-man imagines, omg i love him okay okay can u do one where the reader is peter’s neighbour and they knows that he’s spider-man and so they just happen to come over unannounced and walk into peter’s room right as he’s taking off his costume trying to convince ned that he’s not spider-man (like in the trailer). awkwardness on the part of the reader ensues as they realize he’s JACKED and also helping peter to convince ned he’s not spider-man

requested by: @pandalandalopalis

a/n: you requested this A WHILE ago, like back when I still found the Harambe meme funny so…a warning there. hopefully, you like this! peter is so freaking cute and I love writing stuff for him!

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milychetto said: Hi 😁❤ I just found your beautiful Sherlock imagines and I would love it if you could tag me 🙈❤ and I want to request one… maybe where the reader is a tattoo artist even though she doesn’t have that many, and like she is absolutely smart and interesting to him… omg I’m so cheesy 🙈🖤 it’s okay if you don’t want to ❤🦄 I just love your blog! ❤

A/N: thank you so much! This means a lot.


You tucked a strand of hair behind your ear as you read your book. Your legs were dangling over the arm of the chair. Sherlock normally would have scolded you on the way you were sitting on the arm chair but he couldn’t bring himself to say anything as he knew he would have disturbed you if he had done that. You were calming to him but also very interesting.

 

 

You were a tattoo artist, a very good one at that. You were renowned in London and the rest of England. You didn’t have many tattoos yourself and the ones you had were small. Sherlock and John met you on a case when your friend had died mysteriously. Sherlock found you to be very knowledgeable and you insisted that you should help on the case. From there, you became good friends with the two. Sherlock offered you a place to live when you ran into some trouble with your landlord. You continued to work with him from then onwards.

 

 

You shut your book after completion. You turned to him and gave him a quizzical look.

“Why are you staring at me?” You asked. Oh that voice! He loved hearing that voice of yours.

“No particular reason,” He replied and looked down. He was showing signs of shyness. He never did that. You shook your head with a smile before leaving the room to return the book to its rightful place. Sherlock watched you leave and hoped that one day he could truly admit his feelings.


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anonymous asked:

Heya! So I've been following you for a while but I've never gotten the courage to ask you to draw something, but I thought I'd gain some courage and finally ask(-﹏-). Would you draw me a precious comfy ichimatsu with one of your awesome scarves (I love them so much omg)? I super love your art style and wish you the best of luck with your other drawings! ꒰❁ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱

It’s nice to finally meet you anon-chan, you should have said hello sooner! Thank you kindly for the nice words there~

I’m glad you finally found the courage. I can’t help but appreciate that, so here ya go! A comfy Ichi just for you! His outfit is kind of similar to the one I designed for his other fall outfit, but  I think that sort of outfit suits him anyway, so hopefully it’s okay~

Enjoy!

anonymous asked:

OKAY I KNOW THIS ISNT NEW OR ANYTHING BUT HOLY SHIT IF YOU PUT TWO CUPS OF RIPPED UP LETTUCE IN A BOWL AND BUT 1 TBSP OF SKINNYGIRL BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE ITS 15 CALORIES!!! 15 FUCKING CALORIES FOR THAT ENTIRE FUCKING BOWL!!!! AND ITS REALLY DELICIOUS LIKE OMG I JUST FOUND THIS OUT AND IF YOU HAVE 20 BOWLS OF IT A DAY ITS ONLY 300 CALORIES!! I JUST NEED TO LET YALL KNOW THIS BECAUSE IF UR ON A BINGE OR FEELING LIKE IT JUST HAVE THAT IT MAKES YOU FULL AND YOU'LL FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

perfect for those late nights when you wanna binge

This Town || Peter Parker x Reader [[request]]

[[request prompt: okay i’m so happy that you’re taking requests again and i was wondering if you could do a peter x reader based on the song ‘this town’ by niall horan??.]]

Omg anon I absolutely adore this song???

I hope this meets your expectations ahhhhh ♡

also! I want to dedicate this to @toms-spidey because they were just so kind to me last night! I found myself smiling so much, and I just ugh, thank you for making my night ♡ you’re the best, Charissa!

please Picture Tom Holland’s spiderman/Peter Parker for this story!!

**I apologize for any grammatical errors since this was all written on my phone. When it’s posted then I’ll make sure to edit it a few more times just in case!**

warnings: a dash of angst with some fluff in the end ♡

tags: {anonymous}

{{request status: open}}

Don’t repost/plagiarize this story! Reblogs are fine!

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{everything comes back to you.}

Peter Parker was truly a pathetic man. Even at 23, he still felt as though he hadn’t learn a damn thing.

All his life, he had only loved one girl, and the same girl was quickly slipping through his fingers.

Peter had met [Full Name] on the day he moved in with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben in their two bedroom apartment. He was quiet when he first moved in with them and felt terribly homesick. His parents had just passed away, and he always felt like he didn’t belong, like he didn’t have a place to call home.

Not used to being in such an unfamiliar home, Peter wakes up in the middle of the night. He throws back the covers and tiptoes out of his aunt and uncle’s apartment with fresh tears in his eyes. Only when Peter was outside of his apartment did he slide down the front door, allowing his tears to fall freely as choked sobs escaped from his chapped lips.

Too caught up in his own misery, Peter didn’t notice the door settled across from him open, nor did he see the young girl who wiped the sleep away from her eyes as she stepped closer to him. The girl notices his trembling form first when she kneeled down next to him. She doesn’t ask any questions, just simply wrapped her arms around his back.

Peter felt a pressure behind him and immediately stiffened, looking up to see a girl around his age gazing at him with comforting (color) eyes. Seeing the cute girl, Peter felt his face redden with embarrassment, knowing that his face was a mess of snot and salty tears. In a vain attempt to clean himself, Peter wipes his nose with the sleeve of his sweater, “I-I uhm, I just-”

“Ssssh, it’s okay. I know that you’re sad. What’s wrong?” The kindness in her voice seemed to ease his tears a bit, the gentle stream stopping to that of momentary droplets when Peter sniffs and admitted to her, “I miss my mom and dad. They died in an accident, and now I don’t have anyone.”

The girl was quiet for a few seconds, not saying a word. Suddenly, Peter felt her arms wrap around his form, bringing him closer to her when she tells him with a happy smile, “That’s not true! You have me from now on! I’m [Name], what’s your name?”

As if all of his sadness melted away from just being near her and seeing her smile, Peter felt his tears stop altogether before he flashed her his own tiny smile, “I-I’m Peter.”

And they had been inseparable since.

{and i want to tell you everything, the words i never got to say the first time around}

When Peter realized his true feelings for [Name] at the ripe age of 15, what prevented him from confessing to her was his own cowardice.

[Name] was just so beautiful and kind. She was raised by loving parents who taught her to be forgiving and fair, and Peter was honestly so grateful to them for the fact that this amazing girl existed. Without [Name] in his life, Peter was sure that he would turn into some cynic who hated life in general.

He would always be grateful for the unconditional love [Name] had given him, and he had every intention of telling her his feelings-

until the bite happened.

When the radioactive spider had bitten him during a class field trip, he tried to act like he was okay. That nothing would change.

But as the days past, and his body would suddenly feel feverish, he could feel something changing from within him. When he woke up the next morning to see that his body had become less scrawny and a bit more filled with some muscle, his aunt and uncle had been pleasantly surprised. Despite their initial shock, they passed it off as Peter going through puberty and thought nothing of it.

And how oh so wrong they were in the end.

Peter wouldn’t realize his power until a few days later, and it wouldn’t be until a tragedy struck that would change him into the superhero he was today.

Realizing that he could sense things before it happened, coupled along with how weirdly strong he became (along with his abilities to climb walls), Peter began to abuse his powers. He strayed far away from [Name] and his aunt and uncle, not answering any of their concerned calls or texts as he explored the city without a single hint of fear.

Wearing a makeshift mask, Peter would wander around Queens, and whenever he saw one of his bullies, he would pick a fight with them. Knowing that they couldn’t stand a chance against him, he would beat them within seconds, having them cry out as they begged for him to stop.

The rush he felt back then had been indescribable as he thought to himself, So this is what it feels like to be on top.

One late night, when he was bored with picking fights, he felt someone run into him. He looks to his front to see a shady man wearing a torn hoodie carrying a loaded bag in his hand.

“OI GET BACK HERE! THAT’S ALL OF MY CASH! Someone, ANYONE, stop him!”

With a scoff, Peter ignored the man’s cries, believing that such crimes were none of his business; that the police could handle it. He was a selfish bastard that truly didn’t have a care in the world for thinking that way.

His Uncle Ben was the first to notice the change in him, and Peter remembers the day he had lost him like it was yesterday.

He walked with Peter around Queens, telling Peter that he had somehow changed for the worst. His behavior was out of character, and he had been making his aunt and best friend worry about him.

“[Name] has come by so many times, only to feel disappointed when you’re not around. She’s been so sad lately, Peter, and she misses her best friend.”

Peter ignored the way his heart clenched at the sound of her name. When his uncle placed an arm on his shoulder, he quickly shrugged it off, “Why can’t you understand that I have changed for the better! I can finally defend myself and-”

Suddenly, gunshots were heard when his uncle quickly pulls him to the ground, “Stay down, Peter!”

“Uncle Ben, wait-” but the older man ignores him, seeing the gunman running toward him when he stops him. The criminal struggles against his uncle for a few minutes before quickly firing his gun, making the bullet lodge directly into his abdomen.

“UNCLE BEN!” Peter stands, catching sight of the guy who ran away as he recognized him as being the same man he didn’t stop that day.

I’m such a fool!

His panicked cries echo throughout the city as he screamed for help. He tried to stop the blood from blooming against Uncle Ben’s abdomen, but there was just so much of it.

A few minutes later, his uncle died while his hands were stained with his blood. Peter would never forget the deep crimson hue that painted his pale skin, serving as a constant reminder that he did this to him.

He had been the cause of his uncle’s death.

Broken and riddled with guilt, Peter didn’t go to school for days, making Aunt May even more worried about him. She told him on so many occasions that Ben’s death was not his fault, but he never believed her. Peter knew the truth; he knew what he did that day, and he had let that criminal run free.

If I had stopped him that day, then Uncle Ben would still be here today!

Consumed with his thoughts and guilty conscience, Peter felt so depressed that he couldn’t even move.

As if knowing that he was suffering, May leaves him alone for a few minutes, not saying a word when a knock was heard against the front door.

He was grateful for the distraction, needing to be left alone when someone knocked at his bedroom door.

“Peter?” He stiffens, hearing her voice as he buried himself deeper into the blankets.

He couldn’t speak, only managing to let out uneven sobs when he felt [Name] lean over him in his bed. She runs a gentle hand through his hair before placing a kiss against his damp forehead, “You have me, you’ll always have me.”

Her words were the catalyst that made Peter suddenly pull her to him, wrapping his shaky arms around her form as he buried his face within the crook of her neck. He cries against her, allowing [Name] to soothe him with her gentle touch.

I love you, but I’m a monster that doesn’t deserve you. I know I don’t deserve you, but please, don’t leave me. I need you.

{i saw that you moved on with someone new in the pub that we met he’s got his arms around you it’s so hard so hard}

Peter always knew that [Name] was the only girl he would ever love, yet what prevented him from telling her was how he was living a double life.

Using his uncle’s death as his motivation, Peter quickly became a masked hero known as Spider-Man. His alter ego had attracted the attention of many people as he quickly became the protector of Queens.

Through his battles, Peter knew that he made a number of enemies and would never bring himself to involve [Name]. His distance and (feigned) lack of romantic interest in her was what prompted the young woman to find love with someone new.

Although it broke Peter’s heart each time, he tried to convince himself that as long as she was happy, that it was okay.

That he was doing the right thing for her sake.

Yet, every time he saw her, she would give him the most melancholic expression. It was almost an expectant look, like she was waiting for Peter to do something.

But Peter was always afraid to find out what she wanted, constantly reminding himself that [Name’s] safety was of the utmost importance.

Now, years later, Peter realized that things would never break even for him when it came to [Name]. She was engaged to this guy she had been going steady with-

And their wedding was today.

Peter was invited, but he knew that he could never go because it hurt too much. Just seeing the girl of his dreams in the arms of some other man was enough to make his blood boil with an aching jealousy. He knew that if he was at the ceremony, then he would immediately object to the marriage before whisking [Name] away in his arms.

But he couldn’t take her away, regardless of how much he wanted to.

So he drowns his sorrows by swinging around the city, looking for any signs of trouble when he lands against an empty rooftop. His thoughts were interrupted when he sees a white figure in his periphery. Gazing down at the street, he feels his senses begin to tingle when a woman in a pure white dress runs out into the road.

Not even thinking twice, Peter swings downward and captures the woman in his arms, swinging away from the incoming traffic with the woman’s dress fluttering behind her. He doesn’t look at the woman until he lands against another rooftop, “Miss, are you-”

His words die against his throat, seeing [Name] herself in his arms as tears ran down her face. Her makeup was running, and she wouldn’t stop crying when she clung on to the front of his suit, “Oh god, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!”

Peter feels his heart galloping from within his chest and quickly comforts her, “Ssssh, it’s gonna be okay. What’s wrong, honey? Why aren’t you at your wedding?”

She shakes her head, “Th-There is no wedding. My e-ex, I found him cheating on me before the ceremony, and I feel so awful. B-But maybe this is what I d-deserve.”

Peter’s heart was practically breaking now, “Baby, you don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this, so what makes you say that?”

“B-Because all my life, I’ve only ever l-loved Peter!” He stiffens at her confession, feeling her tears soak into his suit when she cried against him, “S-Spider-Man, you have to understand. All of the guys that I have dated always knew that I didn’t completely love them! E-even my fiancé did, that’s why th-there’s no wedding.”

{you still make me nervous when you walk into the room them butterflies they come alive when i’m next to you over and over the only truth}

“Oh [Name], I’m so fucking sorry!”

He catches her questioning glance, already knowing that she was confused as to how he knew her name.

Without a hint of hesitation, Peter rips off his mask, fully revealing himself to [Name]. She gasps as a myriad of emotions ran though her eyes, but one thing rang strong within her expression-

And that was love.

“P-Peter-” he stops her from speaking with a hungry kiss, conveying all of the love he felt for her before crushing her to his chest. “I’ve loved you for forever now, since the time I had lost my parents and you had promised me that I always had you; since the day I lost my uncle and you were still with me as I made a silent promise to myself to become a hero that you could be proud of.”

[Name’s] sobs didn’t lessen, even when she smiled and jokingly punched him in his chest, “Y-You jerk! How could you keep such a secret from me?”

He flashes her an apologetic smile before hugging her again, “I’m sorry. All I wanted to do was protect you.”

“Jerk, I’ll never forgive you!“ [Name] looks away from him, sniffing a bit before slowly continuing, "But…I-If you want to make it up to me, then you have to listen carefully to what I say next.”

Peter lifts up her chin so that she was looking at him. Even with her makeup running as her eyes glistened with unshed tears, Peter swore that she was still the most beautiful girl in the world to him, “Anything, I’ll do anything. I would take a bullet for you, walk through glass and open fire for you. All you have to do is ask, and I’ll do it.”

She shakes her head and leans toward him before whispering against his lips, “You silly dork, all you have to do is spend the rest of your life with me to make up for all of the years that we haven’t been together.”

“It’s a deal.” Peter mutters passionately before sealing his promise with a deep kiss. He wraps his arms around her back, finally gathering his courage as he swore to always keep her by his side.

This time, Peter was going to love [Name] like he had been wanting to ever since he was a child.

{everything comes back to you. everything comes back to you.}

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once in history class we were watching a movie but it was boring af so i had my headphones in and i was listening to hamilton and i was resting my eyes and all of a sudden i was crying and the chick next to me was like omg are you okay… i cant believe that guy just died he was my favorite too… and i had to be like yeah!!! because i wasnt about to admit that i was actually crying over the premature death of a founding father’s son in new jersey, the state of everything legal

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Hey guys, i’ve been meaning to do this for a while and figured now was perfect. I’ve reached a milestone on both Buffy and Tyler, and am already almost at my first milestone on my new Dean. I decided to do a joint thing because, well making multiple graphics sounded exhausting. Also I tend to follow the same people on all my blogs because I can never get enough of you guys on my dash. So this is a FOLLOW FOREVER for @buffyisms, @temperproblem, & my new Dean @endsbloody.

You guys have been so amazing. You have made playing Buffy and Tyler for all these years amazing. I’m gonna try not to make this intro too long, coz no one likes super long posts on their dash. But I just wanted to thank you for being so awesome, and for being so welcoming to my new Dean Winchester. Seriously, logging on to thee blogs just makes me smile so much. The threads, the ooc interaction, the friendships, the everything. You are all talented amazing babies.

The Babes

@seesgood Lia, my best friend, the soulmate to my Tyler, the reunion that made my soul just like, glow. Three years ago we started an epic thread to end all epic threads. Then we found each other again. Now 43540938x threads later here we are. You are such an amazing human being who is just always there for me. You are a light in my life. Also you are such an INCREDIBLE writer, like you always awe me with your replies. You deserve all the love in the world.

@onlylovedherself KT girl, you’re Kat is amazing. But not only that, you are an amazingly strong person. You are my shoulder that I can lean on. You never judge me but you never sugar coat anything. Also our Buffy and Katherine threads were epic! Just please alwas remember you are strong.

@deathlywails omg i’m so glad we found each other and became friends. Our Tyler/Lydia threads give me life. ALL THE SASS. Lydia being judgy and Tyler well, being drunk. It’s seriously some of the best threads i’ve had, the way they just click together. And I love our Lydia/Buffy friendship. AND YOU ARE JUST AMAZING OKAY. You are so talented in writing and with graphics. I’m always in awe. And you are always there to let me vent. I’ma keep you forever okay?

@weatheredsovl / @vclvtile DEENA DEENA DEENA. Our Duffy is a ship to last the ages. But you are way more than that. You are one of my best friends. You are there for me to vent or give me advice or just talk about fandom stuff. You are the OC queen, like srsly Dani is like, jaw droppingly amazing. I love you forever k.

The Mystic Falls Squad

@suitsofarmor @cursedempcthy @savicrripper @epicallies @aspectofadevil @hailhayl @likestoslay @notgriieving @bennettprcdiigy @feelsguilt @darknessmadeflesh @cantfindmytruck @imangrier @glossophobias @loveconsumed @hauntedgilbert @brxkngilbert @relaxdcrling @itwillbeyourchoice @mikaels-son @huntality @ofthcdamned @mercurialcrow @baddecisionsandbourbon @griefoverkill @eternalstud @dcvilindisguise @ofinsecuritiies @soulessavicr @carolinedearest @carolinesnotbrokenjustbent @oppressi @lcvesblindly @gloriousmurder @anditsxsorrows @bloodisguilt @badasshybridqueen @hertragedics @giiilbcrt @backseatdevil @icxnholdon @withliight @griefwrecked @littlewxtch @desireshappiness @icountonme @consumeslove @rcddoor @wclfgirl @ofbeinghuman @xinebriated @ofgrief @yoursobersponsor @magicxfix @wentsplat @deathfollows @petrovanity @asceticvalor @neuroticbcrbie @ofgallantry @iputaspxllonyou @kolhearted @rainsblood @eternalguilt @immortallockwood @brokenbrxther @noredemption @nothatevolved @deathsflower @originaltemper @mercycries @nowimamxnster @fiercerebekah @niiklausx @viilemachinations @kidbrcther @brokenbex @hauntedgilbert @compassicn @griefbeat @megapcwerful @originallymikaelson @elitistoriginalbitchx @originallymikaelson @objectivelyhot @fangedbarbie @anchorswitch @familysworn @huntality @kolblooded @epicallies 

Supernatural Buddies

@drownguilt @pastgracing @knifetwisted @poiscnblood  @saltnburn@hellbitched @azazelsfavorite @gunsworn @keepgrinding @procurare @somekindcfhero @divineangelics  @huntersfate @tobeblamed @harvalle @stillprays @rebelshield @chosethem

The Scooby Gang

@musesandcrayons @deathishergift @faithiiisms @soulprophecy @dcprcvity @taramcly @taglarianmythicrites @overallsandcrayons 

People I Secretly Stalk on my Dash

@russethued @diiedloved @triedtobcgood @battleboned @braverytaught @killedpeople @silverforgcd @meddlingheels @notreallyablackwell @diedforthem @packgenius @bulletforged @wasabeliever @tutorgurl @residentbcdgirl @texcsfcrever @heavenbuilt @clayymorrow @withgutsandglory @amongwclves @warriorsxheart @notreallyablackwell @notnaiiive 
I Ship It

Requested By Anon.

Pairings: Bucky x Reader.

Scenario: The team ships Y/N and Bucky.

Translation of Zulu: Yebo - Yes. Sala Kahle - Goodbye/Stay well.

A/N: Title change! As you can see, Avengers Chatroom is not in it anymore, but just the name of the chat. Also, Y/F/M - Your favorite movie.


Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Y/N, Peter, Scott, T’Challa, Clint.

Tony: Hello.

Tony: Is it me you’re looking for?

Clint: no.

Scott: Why are you asking? You created the chat??

T’Challa: He’s singing.

Y/N: At least it’s not the Hello by Adele.

Peter: Actually he sings that whenever I answer his calls.

Tony: Do you not like my singing?!

Peter: To recite Clint earlier on in the chat on this day, a Saturday, at 14:21: no.

Tony: Your aunt has a different opinion.

Clint: OOOOOOOOOH

Peter: You serenade my aunt?!

Scott: why am i here

Y/N: idk Scott, idk.

T’Challa: I have better things to do than chat. Is there something you needed Tony?

Tony: Yes. I need to test my latest invention on someone.

Scott: OHHHH NO.

Scott has left the chat.

T’Challa: I have a meeting.

Tony: Aren’t you in NY so, you can just come after?

T’Challa: - In South Africa. Yebo. Sala Kahle.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Peter: You offended me.

Peter has left the chat.

Tony: Clint? Y/N?

Y/N: I can’t.

Clint: I just don’t feel like helping you, Tony.

Tony: YOU’RE TERRIBLE FRIENDS.

Tony has added Bucky, Steve, Nat, Wanda, Thor, Vision.

Tony: I’ll pay one of you to let me test my new invention on.

Y/N: HOLD UP, YOU DIDN’T SAY YOU’LL PAY

Y/N: TEST IT ON ME

Y/N: I’LL BE AT YOUR LAB IN 5

Tony: I thought you couldn’t?!

Y/N: I’M SICK BUT I’LL BE THERE!

Bucky: Y/N, STAY WHERE YOU ARE! DON’T MOVE! I’M COMING OVER!

Steve: BUCKY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RIP THE DAMN DOOR OFF

Bucky: IT WAS IN THE WAY, I AM IN A HURRY

Bucky: Y/N, I AM GETTING YOU SOUP AND SOME MEDICATION

Bucky: AND ALL YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES

Bucky: DO YOU LIKE RED OR PINK FLOWERS?

Clint: IT’S HAPPENING OMG OKAY STAY CALM

Tony: FORGET CALM!

Thor: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

Clint: BECAUSE WE JUST FOUND OUR NEW OTP!

Wanda: This is sooooo cute! And I mean Y/N and Bucky, not you and Tony. Ya’ll are weird.

Nat: I second that.

Tony: HOW DARE U WANDA! BUT OMG BUCKY AND Y/N!!

Thor: I, how do you say? Ship it!

Clint: What do you mean “how do you say”? I SHIP IT.

Clint: THAT’S EXACTLY HOW YOU SAY I SHIP IT. WHICH YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY CAUSE YOU JUST SAID IT.

Clint: SO DON’T SAY ‘HOW DO YOU SAY’, FOR THINGS YOU CLEARLY KNOW HOW TO SAY.

Steve: are you okay?

Nat: Oh my god, Clint.

Y/N: TMPGIS 😉

Tony: Dude…

Wanda: Not cool.

Vision: How could you say that to Thor?

Clint: I’m sorry… I’ve been watching this show lately and it’s getting to me.

Y/N: 😏😏😏

Tony: Y/N when will you be here?

Y/N: 5 minutes

Bucky: WHAT DID I JUST SAY

Bucky: Y/N NO

Bucky: YOU NEED REST

Bucky: TONY I’LL FIGHT YOU, DON’T TEST YOUR INVENTION ON THEM

Bucky: I’M ALMOST THERE JUST WAIT

Y/N: Chill.

Wanda: A man in love cannot chill.

Bucky: what

Bucky: who told you I’m in love with Y/N

Bucky: was it steve

Bucky: he’s lying

Nat: You just confirmed it.

Wanda: I don’t even have to poke around in your mind to tell you what’s already so obvious!

Clint: What would be their ship name though?

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Hello there, beautiful. Yeah. You. The one reading this.

Clint: What the… Who are you talking to?

Wade: Ignore the bird man. The ship name is up to you. I’m sure you can guess why.

Clint: I can come up with one!

Wade: NO YOU CAN’T CLINT, NO. YOU. CAN’T.

Wade: Maybe reply, or reblog with your ship name. I would tell you my ship name but the author is trying to make it PG-13 for fuuu - fudges sake.

Clint: FIRST OF ALL, HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN THE CHATROOMS?!?! SECOND, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!

Clint: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, WADE? WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

Wade: YOU KNOW WHAT, CLINT?!

Wade: I’LL BE BACK TO FINISH THIS, IN A NON PG13 CHAT. JUST YOU WAIT!

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: Nobody mention what just happened here. Tony you will have to test out your invention another time. Bucky if you’re still coming over can we watch Y/F/M?

Bucky: Of course. Anything for you.

Nat: OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!

Tony: OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP!

Y/N: Natasha!

Nat: You’re not the only one who ships things around here :P

Steve: What else do you ship?

Nat: Your shield and Tony’s face.

Tony: I DIDN’T MEAN TO DELETE YOUR PLAYLIST!

Nat: Suuuuuuure you didn’t.

Tony: You’re being sarcastic, right? I can’t tell on the chat.

Tony has added Bruce.

Bruce: I am now Captain of the Y/N and Bucky Ship fanclub.

Bucky: Please stop.

Y/N: No… go on. Tell me more.

Thor: Who made you Captain? I want to be Captain!

Vision: No, I do!

Wanda: Is vice-captain available?

Bruce: Yes, Wanda. You can be vice-captain.

Thor: UNACCEPTABLE, THERE WAS NO INTERVIEWS OR AUDITIONS!

Vision: This is rigged!

Y/N: When did you guys get like this…?

Thor: I WILL BATTLE YOU FOR POSITION OF CAPTAIN!

Bruce: Do you really want to Thor? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO? I MEAN IT’S NOT LIKE I’M THE HULK OR ANYTHING!

Thor: SHALL WE TAKE IT OUTSIDE?

Tony: Oh good, they won’t wreck the base.

Clint: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Bruce has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Clint: I’m going to watch!

Clint has left the chat.

Phil has joined the chat.

Phil: Amateurs. Oh. Hi Steve.

Steve: Coulson.

Phil: Your fan club has reached over 500K members.

Steve: Good job, Coulson. Keep it up.

Phil: Thank you.

Phil has left the chat.

Nat: Okay what

Y/N: Another thing we should never mention. EVER.

Bucky: Y/N, I’m outside.

Y/N: Okay, one sec.

Tony: As Steve would say… FONDUE TIME

Vision: According to statistics, now is the most common time when babies are conceived.

Wanda: I would love to plan the wedding!

Nat: Me too!

Tony: Okay but imagine their kids dressed up as us on Halloween?

Steve: Couple goals.

Nat: Please, don’t ever say that again.

Y/N: Right. So. I’m going to go have some soup now.

Y/N: P.S … Bucky gives the best cuddles. Have fun with that.

Y/N has left the chat.

Tony: WHAT, NO WAIT WHAT Y/N COME BACK. I NEED MORE DETAILS IS THIS FOR REAL. IS MY OTP FOR REAL?!?

Bucky has left the chat.

Vision: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Wanda: STEVE GO ASK BUCKY RIGHT NOW

Steve: I can’t just go now!

Nat: NOW!

Steve: Okay I’m going!

Steve has left the chat.

Tony: I HAVE TO GO TELL CLINT

Tony has left the chat.

Vision: It is so rare for ones OTP to come true. I am glad I witnessed it happening.

Vision has left the chat.

Wanda: NAT SHOULD WE GO SPY

Wanda: Can you hack Y/N’s phone?

Nat: Yes, let’s go!

Nat: Wait. I haven’t seen Sam today. Have you?

Wanda: Nope. Last I heard he was going to go try to prank Loki.

Nat: Huh. Well, let’s hope he’s okay.

Wanda has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

therealzombiehatter  asked:

Okay but can we just talk about Bim for a moment here because I absolutely love him and it seems that you do too??? Like imagine how pissed he would be at Googleplier if he found out that he targerted Matthias when he was first introduced (in GoogleIRL)? Like imagine the little cinnomon role becoming angry and worked up because like "What the hell!? I love him! You no touch him!"?

protective bim is what i live for omg bim probably asks yandere to keep an eye on google should he ever go near matthias again. yandere is like a master at stalking pretty much.