SURPRISE TWO TWO TWO TWO YAAAAAAAAY I need to break my two record… Maybe that’ll happen today… Maybe… (Also advice, never ask Laura for pictures of Braun BECAUSE SHE HAS AN ENDLESS SUPPLY AND IS STILL SENDING ME PICS AS I POST THIS OMG I love you bb @hardcorewwetrash)
Look how cute omg LIKE I BET HE IS FRIENDS WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RAW COWORKERS, FIGHT ME ON THIS OKAY HE IS THE SWEET CUDDLE BEAR OF RAW. (also Charlotte, where can I get those leggings?)
Oh yah, in case you guys weren’t aware. BRAUN WAS ONE OF THE ROSEBUDS
Look how cute omg SEE OKAY HE IS A REAL MAN, LOOK AT HIM WEARING A PINK TANK TOP AND BRIGHT BLUE SHORTS, Also me bc shoving pirate’s booty into the food hole.
WHY IS BRAUN LOOKING AT HIM SO ANGRILY LIKE THAT WHEN THE DUDE IS JUS LIKE “okie buddy, still can’t sell you grapes, we don’t have any.”
LIFT. MY. ASS. UP. A. WALL. NEXT. DADDY.
Yeah okay those scratches are impressive, but I can do better.
in case y’all didn’t kNOW HE CALLS HIS TRUC K WHITE LIGHTNING AS IF HE COULDN’T GET MORE ADORABLE, WELL HERE HE IS, TAKING A SELFIE OF HIM WITH HIS TRUCK AND THE SUNSET I’M.
BLACK AND WHITE BABY, HONESTLY HOW GOOD DOES HE LOOK AND SOTALL.
Look at lil baby Braun in HIS LIL BOOT CUT JEANS I AM CRYING THIS IS SO GOOD. AND HIS LIL BUN, LIL BABY BUN I AM SO EMOTIONAL
LOOK AT HIS HANDS. THEN LOOK AT HIS ARM VEINS. THEN LOOK AT HIS NIPPLE PIECING. THEN LOOK AT THE V. THEN LOOK AT HOW THICK HIS FINGERS ARE. THEN GO FIND A CORNER TO SCREAM OUT YOUR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION.
SWEATY MUSIC NIPPLE RING BEARD BABY like omg you can SEE THE LIL CHEST FUZZIES I AM UPSET
Ya know what, same, sometimes you just gotta lay out on a trampoline shirtless, making the world cry because nipple piercings.
HUGE ASS BEAR HELL YEAH, ALRIHGT. Except beer is awful omg I’m sorry, I’LL BE THE ONE TO SAY IT, BEER TASTES AWFUL AND YOU ARE FOOLING YOURSELF IF YOU SAY IT TASTES GOOD, IT TASTES LIKE SAD AND THE COLOR ORANGE OKAY BEER IS EQUIVALENT TO WHAT THE COLOR ORANGE TASTES LIKE.
OKAY BUT HE PROBABLY HAD SO MUCH FUN AT DISNEY WORLD AND PEOPLE WERE PROB LIKE “wtf who forced this giant man here,” BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, HE WANTED TO BE THERE SO HARD, SOMEONE GET HIM THE MICKEY EARS PLEASE FOR MY HEALTH.
This picture has killed me and I’m honestly surprised Laura didn’t send this to me LIKE HHE LOOKS SO GOOD HERE SERVING LOOKS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE WHAT THE HELL. YOU CAN SEE HIS NIPPLE NOPPLE POKING OUT AND HIS BICEP IS HUGE AND SWEATY AND LOOK HOW FUCKING HUGE HIS HANDS ARE COMPARED TO HIS PHONE LIKE HE COULD PROBABLY CRUSH IT WITH NO ISSUES OKAY LIKE GET YOU A MAN THAT CAN CRUSH A PHONE WITH HIS BARE HANDS THAT IS ALL THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY SCREAIMNG
This dork, I swear. How is he this cute?
THIS PICTUER IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER OKAY DON’T FIGHT ME BECAUSE THESE BIG HUGE WRESTLERS ON THIESE LIL “toot toot go karts” AND I A M CRYING
Finn looks so smol compared to these two and honestly HOW HILARIOUS IS THIS I LOVE IT.
Lil cutie in his sk8tr boi sun glasses, honestly how adorable.
They’re all honestly adorable just standing there LIKE CAN YOU BELIEVE BRAUN IS TILTING HIS HEAD LIKE ONE OF THOSE CONFUSED LIL PUPPERS, YA KNOW HOLD UP LEMME JUST
LIKE LOOK OKAY HE LOOKS LIKE THIS PUPPY I AM SO HAPPY I AM LEGIT CRYING IA M SORRY
Honestly why is this me HE SATARTS OFF BY LOOKING DOWN FIRST, LIKE SAME, CHECK OUT THE PACKAEGE FIRST.
Here's an idea: Alex wants to wear something special for Thomas, gets Thomas's hopes up for fancy lingerie or something, only to start stripping Alex down and find that Alex's "surprise" is macaroni boxers
“mmm omg bb i got a surprise for u” alex said, and tj looked over excited.
“omg bb what is it???” thomas requested “is it lingerie????”
“lol no go fuck urself its macaroni boxers.” alexander flipped thomas off