INFJ and cats
INFJ: Omg hello there! Never seen you before
INFJ: *looks sideways to make sure nobody’s around to see their awkward affection, then reaches down to the cat* You’re soooo cute! What’s your name?
INFJ: AHHHHH. *strokes its head almost too aggressively*
Cat: *leans in*
INFJ: I wish I had some food with me.. but I don’t!
INFJ: What? It’s okay? But I’ll make sure to bring some next time. Oh by the way today has been a BUSY day
Cat: *purrs at my feet*
INFJ: My group members don’t know how to do their work and I had to take over!
INFJ: I know! It’s unfair. That’s not the only thing! People have been-
ENFP: err.. who are you talking to?