omg like get in my pants

tiggy420  asked:

Yooo, i have come a far far way. I used to be almost 300 pounds!! Like, i was huge. I lost 95 pounds in a year, last time i weighed myself i was 194, and since then people have told me i lost more weight and my goal pants are falling down, but i am just feeling like the fattest person i see no difference. Can you give me some meanspo? My goal weight is 110, i plan to get there before 2019!!!

IM SO PROUD OF YOU HOLY SHIT YOU ARE GOALS A REAL THINSPO RIGHT THERE OMFG

also I’m giving out meanspo/sweetspo until next week at the earliest :(

Stay safe ❤️

(Again im super proud of you omg)

How 10 minutes resulted in a $1,000 loss...

First-time poster, TL/DR at bottom as it’s a long post.

About 6 years back, I was on my way to my parents one night (who live in another state), and I stop at a bridal store in my state to order my bridesmaid’s dress. I’m wearing a pair of old jeans, and I didn’t pack any others because my intent was to take my mother out shopping the next morning, and I was going to pick up a few pairs of jeans then. Specifically I was going to go that chain store with another name for blue in the title, as they were having a sale on their jeans for $20.

I’m getting dressed after my fitting, and because I’m an unbalanced idiot, I step on the right pants leg while trying pull the jeans up, and make what was a small rip into a big one. A huge “from the top of the back right pocket to back of knee” rip. Yeah, not embarrassing at all. Thank goodness I was wearing decent underwear.

But wait…chain store has a location few doors down (this is one of those outside plaza kind of places), and I still have 15 minutes before they close.

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Satele: It was designated Hammer Station…

Smuggler: Holy crap!

Satele: Yes, it’s all very distressing.

Smuggler: Yeah yeah yeah whatever, but that’d be the perfect name for a bar!

Satele: I…yes, very clever. Anyway, the Advozse-

Smuggler: Sure sure sure, just hold that thought for a second, I gotta make a call. Darmas?! Darmas, can you hear me?!!!?

Satele:

so I was excited as everyone else thinking, “oh yes FINALLY rick is going to get his ass some new pants it’s been 84 years (lol i mean since season 2 but omg please new threads)” 

but then I remembered that photos taken of Andy and MMB out at lunch during the filming of 7.12… and I knew something was odd about it… and then… it hits me and 

HE JUST STITCHES THEM BACK UP 

STITCHES THOSE RATTY JEANS BACK UP

CAN YOU BELIEVE RICK GRIMES? 

(why is he like this?)

now I am just imagining Rick holding his pants out to Michonne, saying, “I DON’T GET STITCHES UNTIL MY PANTS DO.” 

anonymous asked:

How would the RFA+Saeran react to an MC who gets super paranoid after watching a scary movie (like jumping at every sound, checking under beds and in closets for monsters and murders, not being able to sleep very well, etc)

~This one will be a little short because there’s not a ton they will do in reaction to this, hope you enjoy!! ^^


◉ Yoosung

  • He is the same way!
  • You both are scaring the pants off of each other just doing normal things the rest of the night
    • “MC WHAT WAS THAT?!”
    • “Me putting a cup in the sink…”
    • “YOOSUNG SOMETHING IS IN THE CLOSET OMG”
    • “Honey, it’s me getting my PJs…”
  • He keeps jumping out of bed to check underneath and in the closet
  • You both agree to sleep with the lights on
  • But you don’t sleep you end up snuggling each other in fear
    • “Wanna watch a Disney movie to calm down?”
    • “S-Sounds good,” Yoosung replies
  • You bring some blankets and pillows to the couch and watch Aladdin
  • End up waking up at 8am
  • Still on the couch, slumped over onto Yoosung who is holding you and dead asleep

◉ Jumin

  • He laughs a little bit
    • “MC, you do realize it’s just a movie, right?”
  • He tries to explain it logically
  • And you KNOW THIS
  • It doesn’t change the fact that you are scared
  • He honestly thinks it’s cute
    • “I can hold you all night if it makes you fell better. And Elizabeth 3rd will be here as well.”
  • Has the body guards wait in the penthouse to make you feel better
  • Every time you jump he holds you closer
  • Will read you a nice story until you’re safely asleep

◉ Zen 

  • Scared?
  • But you’re with him??
    • “Princess, there’s no better knight to protect you!”
  • Gives you a piggy back ride around the apartment, kicking down doors dramatically
    • “Beware, monsters!!! I’ll kill you if you try to harm my beautiful princess!”
  • Gives you lots of kisses
  • Nuzzles you every time you jump
  • Distracts you with reading pieces from his plays
  • He will act things out all night just to keep you happy
  • Jumps on the bed and pulls you into the story by telling you what to say
  • By the end of the night you aren’t even thinking of the movie

◉ Jaehee

  • She didn’t even want to watch this movie to begin with
  • Horror is not her thing
  • When you woke her up scared she groaned
    • “MC…please…it’s not real…in fact, it’s quite dumb.”
  • Okay, she is way more brave than you are
  • Pulls you close to her and kisses your forehead
  • Falls back asleep
  • Until you hear a strange creaking again
    • “Jaeheeeeee,” you cry
  • She sighs and rolls out of bed
  • Flips the lights on and walks half-asleep through the apartment
    • “See, nothing here,” she drops back into bed, “I’d never let anything hurt you.”

◉ Saeyoung

  • As soon as he sees that you’re uncomfortable he thinks it is so cute
  • Okay, he does take an opportunity to mess with you
  • As you’re brushing your teeth he sneaks up on you and scares you
  • You scream SO LOUD
  • And he is laughing so hard
  • Ended up tickling you instead
  • You smack him in the arm and he retreats
  • When you crawl into bed he holds you close when you get scared
    • “Defender of justice will keep you safe!”
  • Makes jokes all night until you finally falls asleep from laughing so much

◉ Saeran

  • He is loving this
  • Saeran lives for horror films so of course this is a common thing
  • He does it on purpose, though
  • He likes when you’re jumpy
  • He thinks it’s hilarious
  • You were putting the ice cream away and he snuck up and screamed to make you jump
  • When you got into bed he would sneak his hands up and make a creepy voice from the movie
  • Only because he loved when you cuddled up super close to him for comfort
    • “Saeran, stop! I’m scared…”
    • “Come closer…I’ll protect you…” he smiled and held you to his chest 
[NCT127] Reaction when jealous

A/N: Thank you for this request! It was quite fun writing it 😆 This reaction is more detailed as I thought it would nicer to put short scenarios for each member heh~~ I have written about the members getting jealous over their s/o since anon didn’t specify! Enjoy!!! :D

Style/ Genre: Reaction– headcannon / idk fluff? 😂
Date posted: 14/07/17



Taeil:

I WANTED TO INSERT THE GIF OF TAEIL IN NCT LIFE IN OSAKA WHERE HE SAY “watashi ninja desu” BUT THE GIF DOESNT LOAD TT-TT

Originally posted by xehunted

  • on valentine’s day you complained to taeil about how the rest of your friends got asked out
  • and yet your crush didn’t despite showing some mutual interest for you
  • you would get super upset and anxious
  • then taeil, being your good guy friend, suggested that he take you to a movie
  • but he actually had other intentions since he secretly liked you
  • you agreed and both of you went after school
  • at the movie theatre, you saw your crush there
  • so your crush was working at the movie theatre
  • you approached him and both of you talked
  • he apologised for not being able to take you out and promised to do so next time
  • he was not-so-low-key flirting with you in front of taeil
  • taeil would ball his fists unconsciously out of jealously
  • *mutters under breath* “Watashiwa ninja desu-”
  • AND IMMA KILL YOU
  • and taeil discretely glaring at him from behind you
  • just some hardcore silent hating on your crush
  • taeil was suddenly really quiet so you turned to look at his grim expression
  • and you just look at him like ???????
  • you see his right hand at his side going into the motion of sliding a knife across one’s neck
  • you just repeatedly blinked your eyes
  • you, starting to get worried, took one of your hands in his
  • taeil suddenly snapped out of his ‘moment’
  • realising you were holding his hand he would probably forget about all that jealously
  • and he would be this smiley wooley pants the whole day
  • internally: oMG SHE TOUCHED MY HAND  \(⊙ꇴ⊙)/

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Sincerely Three: Thigh Riding Headcannons

A/N: so hey it me , mod kali :) this is my first writing post on here aw :) i’m a straight sinner and i have a Thigh Riding Kink ™ so i figured “why not contribute” :) hope u enjoy babies !! requests r open <333 lemme know if u want these expanded into separate imagines ! also……  lets pretend all my typos r ironic :)


MASTERLIST

request something here :)


Connor;

•ok

•so

•picture this

•you’re straddling Connor’s lap making out right

•things r getting Pretty Heated and you’re getting Pretty Horny

•you’re literally BEGGING for friction at this point, you’re whimpering quietly and your body is trembling. you’re panting like crazy and your kisses are hot and wet.

•Connor is like squeezing at ur sides n pinching ur skin a lil but that’s IT. n u need more.

•so u take matters into ur own hands

•you start like grinding yourself on his leg and when the first wave of pleasure hits , you gasp causing you to open your mouth wider

•Connor INSTANTLY knows What The Fuck Is Going On

•i hc Connor dom because i Mean

•so in that moment his thought process is “do i give it to her or make her beg for it??”

•but he’s loves you and thinks ur hot as fuck so he gives it to u

•he bites ur lip and pulls at at and is smirking at you , but he doesn’t say anything

•he just shifts his leg so it’s at a higher degree and better angle so you can get urself off better

•woah degree and angle what is this my precalc class

•tugs on your hips a lot harder and is pushing you down onto his leg , helping to move ur body

•both of ur paces pick up the closer u get

•little grunts of “yeah, u like that baby?” n “does that make u feel good?” but otherwise he’s not all that vocal w this

•emphasis on my “w this” but that’s another story :)

• n.e way

• when u do cum he helps u ride out ur high

• “that’s it baby” “made u feel so good, huh?” “u love when i get u off like this, don’t u babe?”

•wow I love Connor Murphy

Evan;

•rlly innocent ok

•well no

•lemme explain

•so 1 I hc Evan to be like kinda submissive but Hey That’s Just Me

• so u guys r hanging out together right like maybe in his room just enjoying each other’s company right

•n evan is chilling idk probs reading a book abt trees

•and u?

•ur tryna get dicked the fuck down

•ur super horny and tbh u don’t even know why but what u DO know is that u need to get off

•so ur like “….ev”

•and he’s like “yes love?”

•and ur kinda embarrassed bc y'all rlly haven’t done much with each other other than make out a few times right

•so ur blushing and pulling at the hem of ur shirt

•and he’s like “u know u can tell me anything!! r u okay what’s wrong what happened omgomgkkgkfkf”

•and like I can picture u just looking him in the eyes n biting ur lip n kinda whimpering n he’s like “o”

•and ur like “if ur uncomfortable we don’t have to do anything i’ll b okay”

•n he’s like “no I wanna help u………….feel…good”

•aw

•so u crawl over to where he is on the bed and u straddle his thigh and ur both so BLUSHY and EMBARRASSED

•u place his hands on ur hips n r like “follow my lead”

•he gives u a sheepish look n squeezed ur hips a little

•so u start moving right

•and a lil whimper comes out bc it feels so good like this is Just What You Needed

•and boy…….he did not know he could get that turned on

•seeing u like that? on his lap? getting urself off on his leg?

•he’s living his best life

•he starts like moving u along his leg and shifts so u can get better friction

•eventually as u get closer he wants to like be closer to u

•takes 1 hand off ur waist n brings it to ur face and cups it lightly n brings u down to meet his lips

•y'all make out very heatedly while continuing the thought riding until u cum

•cuddles afterwards :)

•aw

Jared;

•yall are at home watching a movie or something

•You’re Sitting On His Lap

•ur also wearing these super thin shorts so that’s what Sparks this idea

•it started with soft movements like you turning to nuzzle into him or shifting to get more comfy

•and then it became more obvious

•jared said HOld THE FuCK UP bc u already knew it was his kink so this man was getting as hard as a rock

•but all he could do for a straight fuckin MINUTE was watch you move

•he’s like kinda shocked and also like rlly turned on u know

•his cocky ass starts bouncing his leg continuously

• but once u get really into it and are getting closer u get he just stops

•”aren’t you watching the movie babe? this is the best part!” his voice is super low and you can hear the teasing in it

•you whine at him but u keep grinding on him bc ur not playin

•as u two get more into it he grips your hips reAL tight with one hand and is helping u move

•his hands travel up ur body

•cups ur thighs first , then trail up to your stomach, then your breasts, and does the THING where his fingers circle your lips , and then slip inside

•he totally gets off on u sucking his fingers hnggggg

•pops those shits in and says “suck.”

•u do

•DIRTY TALK WOOO

•”just like that, ride my thigh” “are you having fun?” “rub down on me baby” “cum for me”

•he’d reach down and start rubbing you through your shorts while you rocked your hips

•both of u guys r complete n utter MESSES

•panting and groaning and whining and moaning

•GROWLING omg imagine Jared growling I’m sweating

•what the Fuck

•110% would lead to yall fucking

anonymous asked:

eVAN IN VICTORIA SECRET pLEASE

OMG
• poor Evan
• whenever walking in the mall he would look away from Victoria’s Secret because he felt guilty
• so when you guys started dating and started doing the doo (wink wonk) you would bring him in with you
• he would turn bright red
• he couldn’t help but picture you in all of the different sets of underwear lined along the wall
• he would feel so embarrassed
• you would just be there to pick up some casual panties and he would fricking be dead inside
• but the moment you pick up something w lace, he has to hold his backpack in front of his pants (if u catch my drift)
• and just when he thought it couldn’t get any worse
• you were at his house during the summer time, helping him and Heidi harden
• you were wearing a white crop top w a burgundy bralette
• Heidi saw it and was like “omg!! That’s so cute! Where did you get it!?!”
• and then EVANS MOM AND HIS GF WERE TALKING ABOUT BRAS AND COMPARING THEM IN FRONT OF HIM
• he wanted the ground to swallow him whole

shitty things malaria has done

A Comprehensive Study by snarkydarkling: 

  • ignores alina’s existence for ¾ of S&B even tho he’s supposed to be her best friend like ??? ok there friend of year 
  • “omg alina is actually fucking hot now??? hands off! i saw her first!” 
  • shames alina for daring to fit in at the little palace
  • shames alina for ….wearing black?? ha ha ha ha ok who made malaria the fashion police????
  • shames alina for daring to crush on someone who isn’t him even tho he’s probably banged half the first army 
  • shames alina for being well off for once (”And here you are, safe and sound, dancing and flirting like some cosseted little princess.”) yEAH FUCK YOU TOO MALARIA AJSHAKJDHSFK (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
  • “I love you, Alina, even the part of you that loved him” like whoa talk about a backhanded compliment and if we’re gonna keep holding ex-lovers against each other then alina might as well have responded with “yeahhh i love you too malware, even the part of you that fucked zoya, kissed ruby, and fingered anya” like oh my god mal get a fucking grip
  • he’s literally the happiest son of a bitch in the entire country at the beginning of s&s, completely ignoring the fact that alina is now sickly, weak, and terribly unhealthy because she’s suppressing her powers like he literally could not give two shits about alina’s well-being aS LONG AS HE’S DOING WELL THATS ALL THAT MATTERS (And you know he’s extra gross when even the villain of the fucking series is like ?? da fuq are you holding yourself back for ??? you look miserable??) 
  • when they’re on the darkling’s ship he’s more worried that alina might end up enjoying herself with darkles than like…oh, idk..getting fucking tortured by him???
  • actually ATTACKS nikolai for daring to make a sensible proposal to alina 
  • mal@nikolai: “You don’t have a right to her.” me@mal: HAHAHAHA STFU YOU SELFISH ENTITLED PIECE OF SHIT OH MY GOD THE IRONY
  • doesn’t even let alina answer nikolai’s proposal bc why would his girlfriend need to think for herself??? have her own agency??? 
  • straight up admits he doesn’t even want to help ravka he just wants to get in alina’s pants 
  • whines and complains and generally acts like an oppressed fuckboi the entire time alina is trying to rebuild the second army and save her goddamn country 
  • “since i dont fit in for once in my life, im gonna act like an immature shithead and make your life miserable too wah wah wah” 
  • omg alina dares to flinch when malaria tries to kiss her? should we let her explain herself or should we act like crybaby and go shove our tongues down zoya’s throat? 
  • “psshhh its YOUR fault i kissed zoya!!! if you hadn’t dared to reject my magnificent self then i wouldn’t have had to kiss her obvs!!!11!” 
  • “omg i can’t believe you care about saving your country more than fucking me?? selfish bitch!!!” 
  • “i dont care that ravkas in a civil war and you’re our only hope of winning!! im going thru an identity crisis and i need you to stroke my ego 24/7!!!! im not a soldier, im not a tracker, so who am i alina/?? TELL ME WHO AM I???” a plague is what you are, you diseased prick 
  • i liked you better when you were insecure and powerless. where is that girl??? i want her back!!!!” 
  • “how dare you crush on a prince who actually treats with the respect you deserve??? fucking gold-digger!!!” 
  • abandons alina during his shift because he was too busy getting drunk and nearly lets her fucking die if toyla hadn’t intervened like yOU HAD ONE GODDAMN JOB MALARIA 
  • sabotages alina’s plan to kill the darkling 
  • spends all of r&r resenting having to help alina & nikolai save the goddamn country like can you make it any more obvious you’re only here to try and get into alina’s pants again???? 
  • “i am become a blade” is probably the most unintentionally hilarious and anti-climatic conclusion to mal’s irrelevant identity crisis like yes, good for you malaria, you’ve finally embraced your identity as a tool 
  • “listen i don’t have an army or a crown but if you don’t choose me you’re basically a gold-digging materialistic whore but no pressure lmao” 
  • hades was so repulsed by mal’s gross ass that he sent him back two seconds later 
Not today mv

Okay what the fuck i’m not moving at all since i saw it and I’m probably crying and my lip is bleeding because i bit it omg i cannot what the hell how could they do this to us like jimin wtf your pink hair and leather pants and that striped shirt and yoongi with his fucking tongue technology what the hell get out guys tae jesus christ that hair style and look in general and rapmon and hobi dancing and jin and i don’t even wanna start talking about jungkook because how dare u big hit film this devil so close how dare u bighit film this devil in general i don’t wanna see him dancing or smiling or doing whatever he does it literally kills me i’m not okay rn seriously I don’t know what to do anymore i’m just sitting on the couch without moving and i’m shook af what the fuck big hit

How 10 minutes resulted in a $1,000 loss...

First-time poster, TL/DR at bottom as it’s a long post.

About 6 years back, I was on my way to my parents one night (who live in another state), and I stop at a bridal store in my state to order my bridesmaid’s dress.   I’m wearing a pair of old jeans, and I didn’t pack any others because my intent was to take my mother out shopping the next morning, and I was going to pick up a few pairs of jeans then.   Specifically I was going to go that chain store with another name for blue in the title, as they were having a sale on their jeans for $20.  

I’m getting dressed after my fitting, and because I’m an unbalanced idiot, I step on the right pants leg while trying pull the jeans up, and make what was a small rip into a big one.  A huge “from the top of the back right pocket to back of knee” rip.   Yeah, not embarrassing at all.   Thank goodness I was wearing decent underwear.

But wait…chain store has a location few doors down (this is one of those outside plaza kind of places), and I still have 15 minutes before they close.  

I hurry down (as much as my trying to keep my pants closed with one hand walk will let me) and reach the door.  Locked.   I try all the doors… all locked.  Look at the sign, it says they close at 9pm, but it’s 8:50.   Yeah, I know it sucks to get last minute customers, but I’m just gonna be in and out for a pair of jeans, and I’m happy to tell the workers that…if they come to the door.  But they won’t.  They just look at me.

I call the store (seriously don’t want to have to drive 3 hours in ripped jeans, and I know I’m going to have to stop for gas at one point, where I’m sure I’ll be positioned just right for the security camera to catch a view of my ass, and OMG could you please just open the door!!!) and the hours are definitely 9am - 9pm.  No sign saying they were closing early for a meeting or anything like that.  Nope, the workers just decided to close early.

Now I’m pissed off…it’s February, it’s cold, I gotta 3 hour drive, and I just wanted a pair of jeans.

Get to my parents house, my mother is like, only you, and loans me a pair of pants to wear for the next day.

Go out shopping the next morning, get to the chain store that’s near my parents’ home, and a thought occurs to me.  I remember I used to buy clothes at this outlet store which I was two hours away, but if I wanted to return or exchange it, I could go to a local store.   One day, I was making a return and the local store clerk was frustrated…she mentioned that she hated the outlet for always telling people they could return at a local store, because people would spend gobs of money, then realize they overspent, and would make their returns at the local store…so the outlet sales numbers looked great, but the local stores’ sales / return numbers would look bad because they were taking in all of these outlet clothes on returns.  

Ohhh, yeah!

I go into chain store location with my Mom, and confirm that yes, I could return chain store purchases at any location.  And yes, they would have to pay me back the sales tax that I paid, not the local sales tax (my parents’ state sales tax was a full 1.2% higher than local store’s sales tax - tee hee)!

The poor sales clerk just KNOWS I’m about to return something to her from another state.   Instead, I smile sweetly and hand her 51 pairs of jeans.   I took all different sizes so I wouldn’t completely wipe them out of a particular size, hey, it wasn’t their fault.   1 pair for me, and 50 pairs for later.   I assure her I will not be returning these to her store, and I thank her for her time.  If I’d had the money, I would have bought more, but I only had enough temporary spare money to cover the 50 pairs.

Get back to my local store in my state the next day.  Confirm again that they were supposed to be open until 9pm on that fateful evening, and that means they are supposed to let you in the store as long as you walk in by 9pm.  

Then I tell them I have a return.  Nope, no need to exchange, I just need my money back.  Here is my ID, my receipt, and my debit card.   Please process this almost $1100 in return, and I’m happy to wait.   Manager wants to know if there is a problem with the jeans, and I say nope, just wanted to inconvenience the store that decided it wanted to close early.  Oh you need to inspect all the jeans…no problem, take your time, I brought a book with me.  

So so so very petty, and because the jean sale had ended, and it was a Sunday, they weren’t as busy as they normally were…I know that I made an impact on their bottom line for that day.   Wish I could have bought and returned 500 pairs of jeans, but oh well.  I satisfied myself with that moment of pettiness.

TL/DR: Store closed early, so I returned a bunch of items to screw with their profit/loss for the day.

Monsta X getting a lap dance from you:

Anon ask: Reaction to you giving them a lap dance?

Shownu:

Originally posted by wonhontology

  • gets super giddy
  • “What’s gotten into you?” 
  • freaks out a little when he feels you on his erection
  • gets incredibly sweaty and horny ;D 
  • heavy breathing
  • gets handsy
  • gets impatient because you only want him to watch
  • “You can’t tease me like this!”
  • has had enough
  • carries you to the room
  • coitus is ROUGH AF

Wonho:

Originally posted by kihyuon

  • turns into a diva
  • “you dance like I.M!”
  • makes you sit down
  • gives you a lap dance instead
  • HIPS DO NOT LIE!
  • gets so into it that it just turns into a lot of dry humping xD
  • gets more turned on than you
  • takes you right there on the floor
  • HIPS ARE STILL NOT LYING
  • THRUSTS = SORE HIPS
  • #worth it
  • “and that is how you give lap dances” ;D

Kihyun:

Originally posted by shouwnu

  • “OMG! IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!
  • super shocked about what’s happening
  • O_____O
  • “What do I do with my hands?”
  • keeps asking if you’ve done this type of thing before
  • gets a SUPER erection
  • tries to calm himself down
  • almost jizzed his pants 
  • TWICE!
  • feels disappointed once it’s over
  • “that’s it?!!”
  • semi-rough after sex

Minhyuk:

Originally posted by wullahs

  • looks to the sky and thanks the lord for this moment
  • “there really is a God”
  • “I don’t deserve you”
  • “never mind. I work hard.”
  • “i do deserve this”
  • also breathes heavy
  • holds back the urge to take you
  • is also super handsy
  • but mostly sits back and enjoys the show
  • ROUGH COITUS = BEST COITUS

Hyungwon:

Originally posted by daehyunssexface

  • can’t believe
  • “she’s all on me~ man I think she wants me~”
  • enjoys it for like 30 seconds
  • “Why’s she doing this?”
  • thinks that you’re up to something
  • isn’t really enjoying
  • mostly because his brain is somewhere else
  • makes you self-conscious when you realize he isn’t paying attention
  • “Huh? No… what? Keep doing what you’re doing.”
  • is confused when you storm off
  • MAKE UP SEX!!!!

Jooheon:

Originally posted by jooheonbebe

  • LOTS OF LIP BITING
  • forever staring at your butt
  • guides your hips
  • “just like that~”
  • makes sure your always brushing up against IT 
  • basically dry humping
  • very patient
  • enjoys the tease
  • WANDERING HANDS
  • stops you
  • faces you towards him
  • STRADDLING
  • LOTS OF RIDING
  • vulgar language
  • think of the smuttiest things you’ve read
  • times that by x657137783467461837613764378425

I.M:

Originally posted by ijustlovethemx

  • “OHHH YEAAAHHHH~!!!!” 
  • puts his hands behind his head
  • bites his lip
  • total perv about it
  • gets handsy
  • doesn’t stop touching you even when you smack his hands away
  • “come on! you can’t expect me NOT to touch you!”
  • “do you see what you’re wearing?!!”
  • “i can’t take it anymore”
  • scoops you up aggressively
  • IS ALSO ROUGH IN THE BED

a/n: Once again, I got lazy. IM SORRY ANON!!!! DX I hit a block in my creativity and couldn’t write anything else but this. The upcoming fanfics are just draining my soul. :/ 

anonymous asked:

Ok so, can I has meh a HC of how the boys would react to their female crush having a three legged mutt named Chicken? She just found the dog rummaging through trash in an alley way so she took him in and instantly fell in love. Now Chicken is super protective of her.

I totally went off track but that happens all the time but,,,here u go! Pidges one is rlly short and idk I just couldn’t think of what else to put


[Hunk:]

•have you ever wondered what hunk looks like when he’s crying? happy tears?
•ok so basically you guys met at school and he would take u places every once in a while
•and after a bit of going to his (I hc him as having 2 mamas) moms café, you said
•"hey! you’ve never been to my place! Wanna come over?“
•he’s like yeah sure why not
•he’s crying because he’s going to his crush’s house
•so you’re waiting up or him, jus chilling and he knocks on the door
•you open it and your dog is like oh my gosh!!! someone’s here!!!! boof!
•let the struggle….ensue
•you have to use your knee to hold your dog back so he doesn’t jump all over Hunk
•Hunk literally comes in, shuts the door behind him, and just GASPS
•and he’s standing there and his excitement is boiling over the top and his lid is about to POP
•and you just grin in embarrassment and scratch the back of your head, thinking, wow maybe he’s scared or allergic and I never asked
•he goes “hiiiiii!!!” And puts his arms out and your dog runs through your legs and just flops into his arms and he’s literally crying
•but,,,Chicken,,, doesn’t know how your relationship is with Hunk
•currently Chicken is just excited to see someone new because he’s always been very kind and welcoming to others
•so after you explain to Hunk how you found him and such, he immediately fell in love with Chicken and fell in love with you even more
•so you guys go on the couch and he goes to put his arm around you while you’re watching a movie
•and Hunk just hears growling and he gulps and turns and oh what do u kno
•your 3-legged, Pitbull-Rottweiler, 10 month old puppy is baring his huge teeth and growling
•ur not close with people like you are with Hunk so yr pretty surprised, and you pat hunks lap and the dog just gleefully goes over and lays across you two
•Hunk PISSED himself I kid u not
•he excused himself and texted Lance and Pidge
•they laughed
•when Hunk goes missing, you were at his mothers café, when they broke the news to you and you ended up breaking down into tears and just crying while his mothers comforted you and offered for you to stay with them for a while. Maybe until Hunk came home or when you felt better

[Lance:]

•HA
•alright, here’s the thing, your dog is GIGANTIC
•despite your puppy being quite young, their growth rate is crazy
•you only know one part of your dogs mix unfortunately, but it sure does explain why they’re so large
•a giant, 3 pawed Bernese Mountain Dog, mixed with something unknown
•the dog at this point is taller than you while on back legs
•anyway
•you’re taking Chicken for a walk, getting him used to the whole,,, 3 legs thing.
•you aren’t dating Lance at the time but you weren’t expecting to see him. a happy surprise.
•you let your dog run around the park for a while, doing some homework on a picnic bench
•"y/n? is that my favorite person ever!?“ And he runs over and sits beside you
•he’s helping you with homework when he feels a light tug at his pant leg
•and he’s like,,,haha *wink* you’re so crazy Y/n. In public? hmm I guess
•and you’re like ????wat
•YOUR DOG TUGS SO HARD LANCE GETS DRAGGED UNDER THE TABLE AND YOURE BOTH SCREAMING
•you grab your dogs collar and you’re like omg let go stop it
•your dog does and ho boi he is mortified
•you also like Lance, so now you think, oh wow. he hates me now
•and he says, after some silence and heavy breathing
•"man, I love your dog”
•he’s a sucker for big dogs and the fact your PUPPY is gigantic and soft and only has 3 paws? just even better
•you tell him the story of how you found him, 4 months old, abandoned and eating raw chicken that was no doubt moldy, in a dark and unsanitary alleyway in New York (you were visiting friends)
•he fell in love, with the dog and you
•ended up asking you on a date while kissing your dogs face and you said YES
•when he went missing, you saw it on the news. and immediately grabbed your dog and ran to his house
•knocked on the door and one of his siblings answered, very obviously visible that they were just crying. and this is where YOUR, the reader, tears come in
•Lance never shut up about you and told his entire family about you and they could easily recognize you because he’s so detailed about your features . Even told them about the dog
•they immediately dragged you in and hugged you and you ended up spending a lot of time with them while they also fell in love with u, and Chicken.

[Shiro:]

•totally a dog man
•like, he’s had many pets, mostly dogs of course and he loves them
•your dog: a labrador-husky mix. bright blue eyes and golden fur. 8 years old
•3 legs, a white prosthetic
•you found him on the side of the road, he was abandoned at the age of 5
•anyway, to begin
•Shiro goes up to you in the library after a couple friends finally convince him to
•and he’s like, hey, since yr my partner for the project and all, where should we meet?
•and you’re like, hm, how about my place?
•OKGKKF he nods a bit too excitedly but you exchange numbers and you text him the address
•"the doors unlocked so you can just come right in” you text him
•he goes aight,,,,, and he walks in and leaves his rained on sneakers at the door
•and you’re in the kitchen making some grilled cheese w ham
•and your tossin Ham at your dog, who’s jumping up to catch it
•he chuckles because your standing there in pajamas and tossing your dog Ham like you’re scoring 3-pointers in basketball
•and your dog just stood and books it over to Shiro and when you turn and your dog isn’t there you’re like ???? WHATDH
•you look over the island and there’s your dog standing his ground against Shiro and Shiro’s like uh…hehheh
•"omg chicken get over here" chicken goes back to normal and prances over to your
•"little shit I swear to god"
•Shiro’s like, I never thought I’d be scared of a dog before
•you smile and go hug him and just hear more growling from over the counter and he’s like ohnyktidjd
•you end up going to put the dog in your room because he’s not allowed in the living room and Shiro offers to just watch movies in your room while you guys work on the project
•"I don’t wanna have him feel left out cos of me, yknow?“
•"yeah you’re right”
•you all fell asleep together no lie and if anyone was around they honestly thought it was the cutest thing (shiro drools and has lil light snores and he just looks adorable)
•when he went missing, you were heartbroken and didn’t know who his family was because you never got to visit them
•you ended up visiting Pidge because you became friends with Matt as well
•you hugged Pidge and always took her out to but things and you also helped her sneak into the garrison
•when he came back for like,a day, you were in Keith’s shack when they all got there because you wanted to know if he could get in contact with Pidge for you because you were sick from school
•Shiro came in and when he woke up you were sitting beside him on the floor, head against his shoulder and your dog was on his thighs

[Keith:]

•American Bulldog puppy mix, that HE actually gave to you
•he was setting up posters around the garrison because his neighbors dog was pregnant
•you were one of 3 people to approach him, after like a month of it being up
•he’s always liked you and he just like, sndjjsjsk, I can give it to you today
•and he does, you walk with him to said neighbors and you take home the puppy
•this was freshman year so the puppy is 1 year old now
•and after you guys became decently close, he asked you to tutor him in Spanish
•because compared to him your grades were a bit better and he refused to ask Lance because Lance wouldn’t even say yes?
•but he ends up going to your house and knocking because he didn’t get the chance to ask at school, and you just let him in like it’s normal and you don’t even think it’s weird
•and he comes in and as soon as he sits down here comes your dog, now 3 legged and slaps into Keith’s face
•and he’s like WHAT
•one, he forgot you had the dog
•two, since when did the dog have 3 legs
•turns out, one night the dog escaped and you couldn’t find him for hours
•the dog ended up getting hurt and you had no choice but to take him to the vet, where they also had no choice but to remove his log
•the dogs name was Wudley, but since the incident you tend to call him Chicken as his nickname
•Keith hears about it nd is like, “I’m surprised you kept him, lots of people usually put disabled dogs up for adoption”
•"I’d never do that. If it means he has a higher chance of getting put down then that’s just purposely putting him in a slaughter house"
•Keith hugs you and his heart swells because you’re so sweet and kind and wow he likes you more than he thought
•he hears Wudley growing and nip at his elbow and he just chuckles and plays with him and let’s just say he came over more often to “study Spanish”
•by “study Spanish” I mean “play with Wudley for like,,,4 hours straight all the while getting to know you”
•when he went missing you knew damn well that this classified info was aliens and ended up living in his shack and doing research while you’re dog stayed with u

[Pidge:]

•this one is a lot different
•yr dog is half beagle half terrier
•Pidge was walking their dog, and you were walking yours
•you shout “omg! Hi Pidge!”
•yes this is during the garrison, you were the same age but you went to a different school. you visited the garrison as a sort of field trip with your class and that’s how you two met
•"hi Y/n! Is this your dog?“
•your dog stops and just stares and you guys are literally 10 feet apart and you’re like ????
•you didn’t notice Pidges dog yet bcos u also have a crush on Pidge and were currently paying more attention to them
•Chicken goes full speed at Pidges dog, and they end up fooling around
•the two of you end up talking for at least an hour, while sitting on a bench
•you play games on your phones and ask each other questions to get to know each other even better than before
•next thing you know you both here growling and each dog is growling at one of you. Pidges dog at you, Chicken at Pidge
•you panic and apologize and pick up your dog and Pidge says “oh no it’s okay my dog usually doesn’t do this either so I should apologize”
•you guys literally apologize to each other for 4 minutes before you just laugh
•when Pidge goes missing you end up visiting their mother, sometimes watching their dog as well and doing chores while Mrs.Holt recovers
•she lost her whole family, man

OK @darthluminescent , it’s not  Anakin “oh my god I have a cold and I’m probably dying now” Skywalker, but it is more Texts From Anakin. ;) 

Anakin: [text] SNIPS
Ahsoka: omggggg WHAT IS IT NOW MASTER it is 1 am 
Anakin: im just worried what if he doesnt like the chocolate cake 
Ahsoka: you SAID he likes chocolate cake. i have seen him eat chocolate cake. it’s FINE. i’m going to bed now, Master. Please do the same. I’m putting my phone on silent. Goodnight!!

Anakin: pls say u r awake 
Padme: I have an early Senate meeting tomorrow. I care about you, but if this is about that birthday cake again, I am going to have to block your number. 
Padme: Was it about the birthday cake?
Anakin: no but now im not gonna tell u 
Padme: goodnight Ani. I am sure he will like everything you’ve planned. 💕

Anakin: look I am just really really worried about all of this bc it has to be perfect and is that one photo of me i put in his card too much? like i know i look hot but this is a man who gets embarrassed when people kiss on the holonet 
Mace Windu: wrong number skywalker
Mace Windu: and if you ever text me at 2 am again with this ridiculous bullshit i will bust you back down to initiate again 
Anakin: shit sorry 

Anakin: OK no one else is awake so i need ur help: i bought 17 kinds of tea for obiwans birthday do u think that is enough???
Quinlan Vos: Skywalker, the man got a rock for his birthday once, OK? u need to RELAX. He owns like 2 pairs of pants and he’s eaten the exact same breakfast every day for 35+ years. 17 kinds of tea is going to be like Space Mardi Gras for him. Plus he’s gonna be getting it from your pretty self. 
Quinlan Vos: Getting the tea from you, I mean. Of course.
Quinlan Vos: 😏
Anakin: omg why did i seek ur counsel 
Quinlan Vos: hey I’m just a fan 

Campers as Conversations I've had 3
  • Max: we tried stealing your diary and there's only one page
  • Nikki: and it's about your dad not talking to you
  • Space kid: your pants have holes in them
  • Max: omg really I totally didn't notice the obvious rips on my knees on the pants I've been wearing for 8 hours
  • Space kid: ........really
  • Dolph: I need a pretty good black pen
  • Harrison: oh I have one in my backpac-
  • Dolph: I don't know what it looks like but I can already tell it sucks so stick it
  • Neil: *throws pencil package at Max's face*
  • Gwen: that was a dirty play THROW IT BACK
  • Neil: WHAT
  • Max: OK
  • Max: *misses neil*
  • Max: damn I missed welp now I get to stAb YOU
  • Neil: WHAT
  • Gwen: only once
  • Neil: W H A T
How 10 minutes resulted in a $1,000 loss...

First-time poster, TL/DR at bottom as it’s a long post.

About 6 years back, I was on my way to my parents one night (who live in another state), and I stop at a bridal store in my state to order my bridesmaid’s dress.   I’m wearing a pair of old jeans, and I didn’t pack any others because my intent was to take my mother out shopping the next morning, and I was going to pick up a few pairs of jeans then.   Specifically I was going to go that chain store with another name for blue in the title, as they were having a sale on their jeans for $20.  

I’m getting dressed after my fitting, and because I’m an unbalanced idiot, I step on the right pants leg while trying pull the jeans up, and make what was a small rip into a big one.  A huge “from the top of the back right pocket to back of knee” rip.   Yeah, not embarrassing at all.   Thank goodness I was wearing decent underwear.

But wait…chain store has a location few doors down (this is one of those outside plaza kind of places), and I still have 15 minutes before they close.  

I hurry down (as much as my trying to keep my pants closed with one hand walk will let me) and reach the door.  Locked.   I try all the doors… all locked.  Look at the sign, it says they close at 9pm, but it’s 8:50.   Yeah, I know it sucks to get last minute customers, but I’m just gonna be in and out for a pair of jeans, and I’m happy to tell the workers that…if they come to the door.  But they won’t.  They just look at me.

I call the store (seriously don’t want to have to drive 3 hours in ripped jeans, and I know I’m going to have to stop for gas at one point, where I’m sure I’ll be positioned just right for the security camera to catch a view of my ass, and OMG could you please just open the door!!!) and the hours are definitely 9am - 9pm.  No sign saying they were closing early for a meeting or anything like that.  Nope, the workers just decided to close early.

Now I’m pissed off…it’s February, it’s cold, I gotta 3 hour drive, and I just wanted a pair of jeans.

Get to my parents house, my mother is like, only you, and loans me a pair of pants to wear for the next day.

Go out shopping the next morning, get to the chain store that’s near my parents’ home, and a thought occurs to me.  I remember I used to buy clothes at this outlet store which I was two hours away, but if I wanted to return or exchange it, I could go to a local store.   One day, I was making a return and the local store clerk was frustrated…she mentioned that she hated the outlet for always telling people they could return at a local store, because people would spend gobs of money, then realize they overspent, and would make their returns at the local store…so the outlet sales numbers looked great, but the local stores’ sales / return numbers would look bad because they were taking in all of these outlet clothes on returns.  

Ohhh, yeah!

I go into chain store location with my Mom, and confirm that yes, I could return chain store purchases at any location.  And yes, they would have to pay me back the sales tax that I paid, not the local sales tax (my parents’ state sales tax was a full 1.2% higher than local store’s sales tax - tee hee)!

The poor sales clerk just KNOWS I’m about to return something to her from another state.   Instead, I smile sweetly and hand her 51 pairs of jeans.   I took all different sizes so I wouldn’t completely wipe them out of a particular size, hey, it wasn’t their fault.   1 pair for me, and 50 pairs for later.   I assure her I will not be returning these to her store, and I thank her for her time.  If I’d had the money, I would have bought more, but I only had enough temporary spare money to cover the 50 pairs.

Get back to my local store in my state the next day.  Confirm again that they were supposed to be open until 9pm on that fateful evening, and that means they are supposed to let you in the store as long as you walk in by 9pm.  

Then I tell them I have a return.  Nope, no need to exchange, I just need my money back.  Here is my ID, my receipt, and my debit card.   Please process this almost $1100 in return, and I’m happy to wait.   Manager wants to know if there is a problem with the jeans, and I say nope, just wanted to inconvenience the store that decided it wanted to close early.  Oh you need to inspect all the jeans…no problem, take your time, I brought a book with me.  

So so so very petty, and because the jean sale had ended, and it was a Sunday, they weren’t as busy as they normally were…I know that I made an impact on their bottom line for that day.   Wish I could have bought and returned 500 pairs of jeans, but oh well.  I satisfied myself with that moment of pettiness.

TL/DR: Store closed early, so I returned a bunch of items to screw with their profit/loss for the day.

Getting drunk with EXO

Y’all don’t let this flop

I am writing this with @wooseook (aka the funniest person alive made me piss my pants a few times before) and we actually did research on this. Enjoy. (Not all the members had something said about their drinking behaviour)

Okay so warning: We will discuss alcohol and drunk behaviour in this. If you are not comfortable then do not read!

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Not Another High School Cliche (I guess fluff?)

Omg. I should be studying, but I literally CANNOT get this out of my head. (also, I HC that Jon wants to be a lawyer instead of a reporter like his parents. He tends to be very passionate about truth, and serving justice for those who cannot defend themselves.)

What if Damian and Jon fell out of touch for a little bit. Nothing bad, but just life. Damian got busy with the Titans, flying around the world, making new hobbies that didn’t involve bad guys peeing their pants; Jon was busy with school, figuring out his own powers, making new friends. Sure they text every now and then: a happy birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy new years, etc. They stay in each other lives, just not very predominantly (I’m getting to a point, I swear.)

Fast forward a couple years. Jon is in his senior year of High School (I’m gonna say around 18), picture perfect Boy Next Door. Handsome, tall, hardworking, polite, and the cherry on top VARSITY FOOTBALL QUARTERBACK. 

Jon was staying late at school, he was prepping for a debate tournament with Kathy. It was early November, so the daylight was dwindling along with the temperatures. He throws on his red and blue Metropolis High varsity jacket and walks Kathy to her car since it got dark pretty fast. She thanked him for walking her to her car, and that she text him when he got home himself. Jon nodded to his best friend and watched as she drove away. He fished the keys out to his old pickup truck. He knew flying would be faster, but he promised his Dad that he’d keep a low profile. It was bad enough that he sometimes used his super strength in games, he didn’t want to add getting caught flying to the reasons why Clark’s hair is graying. 

Jon was walking towards his truck when he heard a sound in an all too quiet parking lot. He listened harder. It was a heartbeat. Jon tensed as he listened to the heartbeat get closer, louder, faster. But something was oddly familiar about it. Jon scanned the darkened area, alert for any signs of danger. 

“Tt” came from the shadows.

That was something Jon hadn’t heard in awhile. He let his guard fall, and his grin widens. 

“Please do not tell me that this awful hunk of garbage is yours,” Robin asked, not in a malice filled way, but in his own form of camaraderie, emerging from the shadows around him. Damian was 21 now, built and lean. He lost his chubby cheeks in favor of a sharper jawline. Two things stayed the same though, his mischievous smirk and the fact that Jon was STILL taller than him. 

“Long time no see, Brat Wonder.” Jon smiled back. 

“Did you lose your flying abilities?” Damian asked. “Because no other reason would be appropriate to be driving around in this piece of garbage.”

Jon snorted, “We can't ALL be billionaires, and drive tank armored sports cars around everywhere. Besides, Dad wanted to keep a low profile.”

“This thing is so ancient, it’ll probably attract more attention than your flying ever could.” Damian sniffed.

“What, like the Batmobile stays inconspicuous all the time?” Jon smirked. He hadn’t seen Damian in years, and yet his little childhood crush on him resurfaced almost instantly. Perhaps Damian was the reason why he was so good at debate. 

“I detect jealousy in your voice. It’s only natural.” Damian smirked back, turning face to face with him. Damian let his eyes roam over Jons body. Jon looked exactly the same, except his shoulders were broader, and his muscles were more defined from football. Perhaps he also noticed that his cheekbones and jawline were becoming sharper, and his hair was curling at the front, just as his fathers.The lens of his fake glasses dampened the intensity of his blue eyes, and Robin had to admit that he was the most disappointed at that. Damian realized that he was staring at Jon’s face for too long. Even with his eyes hidden under a domino mask, he didn’t want Jon to know that the first thing he did when to see his old partner after so many years was stare at his face like some love-struck fool. (He is a love struck fool, but that’s beside the point)

“Tt. Captain of the Football team? Really Jon?” Damian teased. “Could you be more of a high school cliche? What’s next, dating the Captain of the Cheerleaders?“ 

Jon smiled, he knew since he was 10 years old that he didn’t see girls the same way that he saw boys. And it was entirely Damian Wayne’s fault that he realized that. "Only if you’re thinking about being the Captain of the Cheerleading squad.” Jon winked, feeling a surge of confidence.

Damian short-circuited, and become beet red. He really wasn’t anticipating that his old teenage crush would start flirting with him. And he was the son of Batman, he anticipated everything.

“Although that would be a little strange, with you being so old and all,” Jon said, looking at his phone, trying to feign indifference; but freaking out on the inside.

“Screw you, Kent. I’m not that old.” Damian huffed. 

“Whatever you say, Bat Boy.” Jon smiled as he opened the door of the passenger seat to his truck. “Ma made apple pie and cocoa if you’re interested in coming." 

"Sure, but make sure we keep a low profile. I have a reputation to maintain.” Damian joked, climbing into the truck. 

Jon rolled his eyes, “Well, I’ll certainly try my best. I’ll even throw in some stories about my cliche high school life.”

“How thoughtful of you.” Damian deadpanned. Internally, he was very pleased.

(sorry if this is shit. I’m so brain dead and I wanted to get this out before I lost it forever. (maybe it was better in my head?)(This is also my first time writing for DamiJon, so sorry if I made them a little OOC))

[SCENARIO] GardenFairy!Wonwoo

Just because I toooOoOoOtally don’t have 104398234 other works in progress……… :) I’m sorry this ended up way longer than I’d intended for it to be AHH the idea stemmed from a small talk between Hoshit and I, what the hell happened??

((((Also heavily featuring Mingyu because Meanie is life))))

wooed<3

Originally posted by jihanmeanietrash

  • okay so lets just say
  • Wonwoo’s a garden fairy that’s only five inches tall
  • With wings
  • He can shapeshift himself into a human-sized entity, but that kind of drains his powers a lot, so he tries his best to stay fairy-sized for as long as necessary
  • This tiny winged boi has been guarding this patch of grass at the back of a small single-story terrace house for the longest time. 
  • His calling is to care for the gardens of the one that lives in the house
  • But the house has been left uninhabited for almost a dozen years
  • Wonwoo’s just left to wander about the fields
  • Yunno, just to make sure they stay healthy and green
  • He can’t really leave too, since it’s basically the sole purpose of his existence
  • Eventually gets too lazy and/or tired to tend to the weeds that are overwhelming the plot
  • Potential tenants enter the house with the landlord, but most of the time they leave without any promise to return
  • He even gets disdainful glares from the women when they glance out at the untended garden
  • But it’s not his fault…
  • It gets really lonely sometime and he gets unmotivated to carry out his job especially since there’s no one there to help him
  • Anyway

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anonymous asked:

Omg omg omg how about an hc on what kinks the RFA and Saeran have????? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OMG YES OKAY I LOVE THIS

🎏ZEN
- Hair pulling: this boy loves it so much omg pull his hair, he’ll pull your hair yes give it to me
- compliments: idk what the real name for this is but you get what I mean. He loves it when you tell him how good he’s making you feel and he’ll definitely return the favor

🎏JUMIN
- I mean this ain’t a surprise BONDAGE: he loves seeing you all helpless
- Orgasm denial: OOPS but yes he loves hearing you plead for the SWEET RELEASE doesn’t really like it when you do it to him tho HELL PUNISH U

🎏YOOSUNG
- dominance: and with that I mean that you dominate him. Like yes dominate the fuck out of him and he’ll jizz his pants (it’s ok Yoosung it happens)
- Call him names: like tell him stuff like “you’re such a dirty boy” and “look at you you’re such a slut” (SORRY IM NOT GOOD AT DOMINATING LOL) and he’ll get super turned on like WOAH

🎏SEVEN
- SPANKING: He loves to spank you omg, he’ll bend you over on his lap and make you count how many times your ass is getting WHOOPED
- using toys: he has a whole box hidden somewhere secret and o my he loves to use them not only on you but also on himself huehuehue

🎏SAERAN
- BITING: he loves to bite you omg, not enough to actually make you feel hurt but it does sometimes blood a little bit
- MASTER? something similar to the daddy kink but he wants to be called master. It makes him feel powerful and turns him on even more.


IM SO SORRY IF THIS SUCKS I TRIED