omg laughing all the way through

5

With all this dark stuff happening in WoW and to the Alliance, it felt needed for lil balance of a mending and festive moment.❤️ This goes all the way back to one early december morning of a sudden Eureka!

”Omg What IF.. Wrathion felt it was in his place to cheer up Anduin this specific Winter’s Veil and bombards Right with questions about typical human customs with little understanding of the symbolic gestures of things and sets off to EK in a surprise visit..to face with a new enemy, the decoration lights”!
So heartwarming to make Jaina laugh..Kalec prob held himself on guard and sober through the nerdy mood of boardgames and few..icy glares

/So many dialogue options I left Bubbles out! Leaving it to the imagination:D

Live Stream (Kian Lawley)

(Y/N pov)
I feel a vibration in my pocket and pull out my phone

kianlawley started a live video

I smile and slide over the notification opening my phone with my finger print, just to see my goofball of a boyfriend on the screen.
“Y/N’s on the livestream, heeyyyyyy” his voice comes through my phone.

“Hi kian, why are you live? You never go live.”
I type into the rapidly flowing comment section. I see Kian set his phone down and start to stare at the comments.

“Hi…why are you…” I hear him mumble under his breath, he’s reading my comment.

Since I’m verified and we follow each other, it’s quite easy for him to pick out my comment from the other 191,738.

“Because I want to Y/N, DO SUMMTHIN BOUT IT!” He says in a silly tone making weird hand gestures. I can see him holding back a smile

“Alright guys what should I do on here?” “A challenge, a dareee, read a buuuhhhk, show ya some baybee pictures” kian says in a few of those funny voices he does “ooohh wait actually look at this, it’s a picture of me and my baby” he takes a pause to hold up the picture of us on our one year anniversary “is she still on here?” He questions focusing on the comments

“Aww my love, you look dashing😻”
I type rapidly, a wide smile on my face

“Not as beautiful as you babe” kian says smiling “ALRIGHT WHAT SHOULD I DO??” He says while clapping his hands loudly once.

“Siiiinnngggg” I comment,
I know that’ll get him mad. He hates when people ask him to sing

As he’s reading all the comments he says “No Jc’s not home I can’t do that, no Y/N isn’t here she’s literally watching the live *chuckle*, NO EVERYBODY I cannot pull any pranks I’m home alone right now!” He says once he catches the trend of the comments. Then mine comes across the screen, I can tell he sees it when his eyes widen “Oh geez” he exclaims “why the fuck would you comment that babe” he says rubbing his face with the palms of his hands

Then the comments start rolling in, “sing sing sing”
“omg yesss kian sing”
“DADDY SING FOR ME👅😩”
“we love your voice c'mon :( for us😚??”
“THANK YOU Y/N, YALL ARE CUTE ASF BTW”

“Okay okay okay, I hate Y/N for this. I’m just kidding I love her” he says grabbing the phone and holding the camera so we could see from his face down to his torso.

“Don’t be afraid baby :) I and almost 200,000+ people are cheering you on rn! <3”
I type into the phone, he sees it right away and sighs. I can tell his anxiety is kicking in.

“Ok guys I’m gonna put the camera facing the ceiling because I don’t want y'all to see my face… haha” he says “gosh I can’t believe I’m doing this” he says under his breath
“I’m gonna sing like a quick excerpt of a song because I am leaving in about 10 minutes….” he drags off
He’s coming over to my place.

“Ok guysss,” he starts as he places the camera down so the only view is a snippet of his brown locks. I hear him take a deep breath, so low you had to be reeeeaaalllyyyy listening to hear it. The sound of him gulping water went through the speakers briefly, he clears his throat and starts


“Our friends would all make fun of us and we’ll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way, ooooohhhhhhh it’s what you do to meeeeee. Ooooooohhhh what you do to me….” he drags on the last note
(video here: https://wonderfuldolans.tumblr.com/post/161547385172/fatimateodoro-stockholmsyndromstyles-and)

All positive comments rolling in, “omg I didn’t know he could sing that well!!”
“THATS SO FUCKING HOTTTTTTT”
“THANK THE LORD FOR KIAN LAWLEY” etc.

Kian moves the phone back up to its standing position. His cheeks are flushing red.

I decide to text him rather than comment
To, My babykian😍: “Hey baby I just wanted to let you know that your voice is beautiful and you blessed my ears love, ❤️❤️you’re so talented. Love you!! Had to say this NOT in front of 200,000 people lol”

I go back to the live to see that Kian has paused it, right then I get a text back

From, My babykian😍: “thank u baby❤️ that means the most comin from u😚✌🏼, I was so fucking nervous 😂 I don’t sing like that, ever.”

Kian then after a few seconds proceeds with the live, responding to a few fan comments, thanking them, etc.

I decide to comment anyways
“That was amazing my dear, and blush looks good on you ;). NOW COME OVER SO I CAN KISS YOU” I comment

Kian sees my comment and chuckles, “yea guys I do actually have to go now, I hope you liked that because I’m not doing that EVER AGAIN” he exclaims

“It’s alright y'all I’ll make him do it again ;)” I quickly type, all the comments agreeing with me/thanking me.

“Alright I love you all and I’ll try to do this live thing again soon but now I’m gonna go see my baby” kian says

“Love you my sweet boy, drive safe!” I comment lastly

“I will Y/N, alright everyone thanks for watching me be stupid for a few minutes, love you guyssssssssssss…” kian says as he ends the broadcast. Leaving me with the brightest smile on my face, that boy really is something special.

My phone then vibrates, a text from kian.

From, My babykian😍: “I’m expecting a serious reward upon my arrival 😏” I read

Ohhh boy.

Stiles Stilinski Imagine- Jersey Jitters

Anon- Could you do an stiles imagine where him and the reader just stayed dating and on away games for lacrosse the girlfriends wear the boyfriends jersey and he is nervous about asking her and FLUFF btw, love you and your blog!💕

Authors Note- Thank you so much, love you too!!x I actually loved this request and I hope I got it close to how you wanted. Nervous Stiles is definitely the cutest Stiles x

“So, do you have everything for tonight’s game?” your boyfriend asked, while helping you swap your books into your locker. “Popcorn, chocolate, spare converse, a jacket and a drink” you smiled with an eye roll. He does this every lacrosse game, as if you’d forget. “I know it’s annoying but its my first match with you as my official girlfriend” he said, shutting your locker door for you. “Aww you’re nervous” you teased. “I am not nervous, I just want to make sure you’re fully prepared” he said stubbornly. “Tell that to your face, is that a blush I see?” you asked, wiggling your finger at him. He gave a small laugh and moved your hand out of his face by holding it, as you walked down the hallway. “Don’t forget it’s an away game, so it’s extra important” he claimed. “Why?” you questioned. “Because we’ll be in their territory and I don’t want the other team to try and make a move on my territory” he began. “You have been spending way too much time with werewolves, you’re even starting to sound like one” you joked, after understanding his reference. “I’m sorry I have no idea where that came from, but that’s besides the point. Its a sort of tradition and I was wondering-” he began to explain, before you got distracted. “OO, Lydia is there. Can we continue this later, I need to copy her English homework before next period” you said, already beginning to walk off. “Uhm yeah, sure. It can wait” he returned with a small smile. “Ill see you later babe” you blew a kiss, before joining her. “Real smooth bro” Scott said, after catching up to Stiles. “Shut up ok, I’m going to ask” he replied. “Did you really think it was a good idea to call her your territory?” Scott was trying so hard to hold in a laugh. “Omg you heard that?” he sighed. “Yep and so did Jackson” Scott claimed, pointing to him. Jackson shook his head disappointingly, before walking off smugly. “I don’t know man, what if she says no? What if she breaks up with me? Maybe she’ll think I’m too clingy and go for some other lacrosse douche. Maybe-” he began to ramble. “You’re overthinking this. Y/n is really into you, I mean her heartbeat goes insane whenever you’re around” Scott encouraged. “Really?” Stiles asked, with a huge grin. “Really” Scott confirmed with a smile.

Lunch time finally came around and you and Allison reserved your normal table for everyone. Lydia and Jackson soon joined you, hand in hand. Instead of being met by your usual forehead kiss, that Stiles insisted on doing everyday to show everyone you’re his, you were met by a different greeting. “Hey baby” Stiles said brightly, sitting next to you. You weren’t able to utter a word before he pressed his lips to yours gently and attentively, he cupped your face until you eventually pulled away from each other, to the sound of Scott whistling, Lydia and Allison squealing and making happy noises while Jackson rolled his eyes. “Now look who’s blushing” he teased, pulling you into his chest, knowing you’d want to hide it. “God Stilinski, some of us are trying to eat here” Jackson muttered, biting into an apple. “Why are you so bothered, I think they’re adorable” Allison said winking at you. “Yes Jackson, why are you so bothered?” Lydia continued while staring at him, concerned by his almost jealously. “Whatever” Jackson scoffed. Scott widened his eyes at Stiles and then did a beating heart gesture discreetly, to goad him on. “Uhm as I was saying earlier-” Stiles began nervously. You stopped looking at your precious food and met his beautiful brown eyes, they were slightly glazed and kept flickering, showing he was anxious. “This should be good” Jackson sniggered, earning him an elbow in the chest from Lydia. You laced Stiles’ hand with your own under the table, to reassure him that whatever he was about to say you weren’t going to laugh or judge him. “It’s sort of tradition when we go to away games that the players girlfriends uhm wear their jerseys” Stiles mumbled quietly. “And you wanted me to wear yours?” you asked. “Yeah, it’s stupid I know and if you don’t want to its completely ok” he said quickly, earning him another Scoff from Jackson. “Aww babe that’s so sweet, I’d love to wear it” you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into a hug, taking in the scent of his cologne. You kissed him sweetly on the cheek, before continuing to eat your lunch, with a huge grin on your face.

“Is everyone ready now?” Coach Finstock asked, with his usual sarcastic tone. Luckily the school bus was big enough for the players and a few people from the school to ride together. The six of you sat in your usual seats; Jackson and Lydia together, Allison and Scott on the row behind them, with you and Stiles on the row behind them. To think, the last time you all sat on that school bus you and Stiles weren’t actually dating and it was filled with awkward silences every time you two accidently brushed hands or shoulders. This time Stiles spent the journey with his arm around you, as you both talked about anything and everything. When you were about ten minutes away he sifted though his gym bag and pulled out his practice lacrosse jersey. “I forgot to tell my dad to wash it before today, its ok if-” he began to say. “Stiles, I don’t care what it smells like. I’m wearing it because it’s yours and I want to show off the fact you’re my boyfriend” you smiled. “This is why I love you” he said, staring at you admiringly. You were taken back by this, you’d known Stiles and liked him since before you could remember but he’d never said he loved you. Before you could respond the bus came to a stop and everyone began standing up and getting off.

“Heyyy” you said, walking to the stands to join Lydia and Allison. You’d changed into Stiles’ lacrosse jersey but you had to shove your jacket on over the top because of how cold it was. “Welcome to the jersey gang” Allison laughed, referring to the two of them and the other players’ girlfriends, all wearing their boyfriend’s practice jerseys. After a while of watching Scott completely annihilate the other team, while competing with Jackson you were starting to get bored. That was until coach swapped Stiles with Greenburg half way through the match. “Omg Stiles is playing” you cheered, earing a smile from Scott who heard your enthusiasm and told Stiles. Stiles blew you a kiss as the whistle went to proceed. It was a while until Stiles actually got close to the ball, but even then her rarely threw it in the right direction. You took off your jacket and stood up, “Go on Stiles, you get a kiss for every ball you catch” you shouted, turning a few heads from the other school’s team. A minute later he caught the ball and automatically began to smile widely at you in the stands. “Stiles watch out” Scott called from across the field, right as he was tackled to the ground. “OOO” the crowd winced in unison. “You’ve got it babe, just walk it off” you tried to shout encouragingly. At the end of the match you ran over to the field and hugged your boyfriend, “Good job baby” you smiled as you quickly kissed him on the lips. “Are you kidding? I didn’t score one goal” he sighed. “That doesn’t matter, because you looked cute trying” you joked. “The one good thing is seeing you in my jersey” he grinned. “Yeah, I don’t think you’ll be getting this back anytime soon” you claimed. “About what I said earlier-” he said awkwardly. “It’s ok, because I love you too” you finished. “Really?” he asked in shock. “I always have” you said, pressing your lips to his, this time ignoring the chants from your friends. In that moment all that mattered was you and him.

I hope you enjoyed, requests are open but it may take a while because I have so much school work. Turn of post notifications if you want to be informed of my sporadic posting x

Deal and Tease

request: omg hi bb!! could u possibly do a remus x reader imagine where they are making out and then james, sirius, peter and frank catch them and no one will stop teasing remus? ily !! <333

yay i love remus w all my heart so this will be fun, ly2!! 

All the Gryffindors were either watching Ravenclaw v Slytherin at the Quidditch game, hanging out in Hogsmeade or doing homework. It was a rare occasion that every single Gryffindor was out of the dormitory. It was just you and Remus, talking about whatever stories sparked up from different topics. 

“I totally think Ravenclaw is going to win today. Have you seen Lucinda Talkalot’s skills as Keeper? She’s incredible!” Remus exclaimed, breaking off another piece of the chocolate bar you two were sharing. He threw the bar in the space between you two on the couch, as you both were sitting cross-legged on opposite ends of the sofa. 

You rolled your eyes playfully and grabbed the chocolate bar. “Jackson Flint is the best Seeker Slytherin has see in like a decade! That’s got to amount for something!” 

This caused Remus to let out a bark like laugh, causing you to cross your arms over your chest. “Wanna make this a bet, (Y/L/N)?” He offered, crossing his arms and raising his eyebrows. 

“Fine. If I win, you do my Potions homework for a week, and if you win?” You answered.

“If I win…” He hesitated, “You have to do whatever favors I ask of you.” 

You let out a huff and bit the inside of your lip. “Deal.” You reached your hand out and he shook it. As you pulled back, both of you hit the chocolate bar and watched as it fell to the floor. 

You bent to the floor, the same time he did and both happened to grab it. You looked at him and giggled lightly as you both were bent over, faces inches apart. 

He looked down at your lips and back up to your eyes and you looked deep into his. Everything felt right and he must’ve felt the same way because he leaned in at the same time you did. 

Both of your lips touched and everything felt like it was landing in place and that his warm lips were made for yours. Your hands slowly came up to his neck and to the back of his head where you ran your hands through his hair. One of his hands laid itself on your waist and the other cupped your face softly. Neither of you pulled away and the both of you were happy about it. You felt safe as he held you there. 

Although, neither of you heard the portrait open. 

You heard someone cat whistle and both of you pulled apart quickly and looked in the direction it came from. 

“Ohhhh, Mr. Moony found himself a Mrs!” James exclaimed, smiling so wide his cheeks probably hurt as he elbowed Sirius in the ribs lightly. Frank put his scarf and jacket on one of the chairs and started making kiss-y noises before laughing as well as the other boys. 

“Lads…” Remus said as his face turned completely red and he shifted uncomfortably. You on the other hand, were blushing furiously and giggled nervously. You took his left hand in your right and gave it little squeezes. 

“Y’know,” Sirius said as he plopped down in between you two on the sofa and put his arms around both of you, “I always knew you two would end up together, we all did actually, isn’t that right Wormtail?” 

Peter nodded, laughing, “We probably saw it from the first day of school. Five years ago.”

“It was about time, really.” Frank mentioned while sitting down on one of the seats. 

“I’m just so happy that our little Moons found himself girl.” James mentioned, laughing. 

“I’m so going to kill all four of you later…” Remus muttered through gritted teeth as he ran his hands over his face in embarrassment. 

“By the way, Slytherin won.” Frank brought up. 

“Have fun doing my Potions homework Remus.” You smiled and winked at him as you got up and went upstairs to your dorm.

this was actually so much fun to write omg xxx

anonymous asked:

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” - OMG Daemus

Thanks for the prompt :) Also made this into a muggle au which I hope you will enjoy. 


“You make one more fucking joke about my accent Thomas and I swear I’ll knock your lights out.”

“Please, you’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

“I’m 5’2 actually” Seamus hisses through clenched teeth “And you’d be damn surprised.”

Dean Thomas laughs in a way that makes his shoulders shake but barely any sound escapes his lips.

“Oh, I’m sorry” Dean says with a tilt of his head, not sounding very sorry at all.

Seamus clenches his fists and he’s practically seething by the time he registers the whispers from the gathering of their peers who have collected around them to witness another infamous Finnigan and Thomas fight.

“Alright guys, that’s enough yeah?” Neville Longbottom says; striding forward from the crowd and laying a hand on each of their shoulders, something only he has the right to do as he’s a close mutual friend of both of them. “Let’s not let this get out of hand.”

Seamus rolls his eyes and gently shoves off Neville’s hand on his shoulder; he doesn’t know why Neville bothers. It’s not like any of his fights with Dean have ever gotten physical.

Even though Seamus has wanted to punch that perfect, pretty smile off of Dean’s stereotypically gorgeous face a few times, he never got the chance because Dean always backed out or walked away before Seamus ever got the chance.

“It’s alright Neville.” Dean’s voice shifts from playful to soft and light, just as it always does when Neville appears, “Shay and I were just chatting.”

Seamus tilts his head up and his body burns at the sound of Dean’s beloved nickname for him.

“Yeah” Seamus says with a sarcastically amused humph “Just chatting.”

Neville casts him a quick look that almost looks like pity before he begins to walk away.

“Come on, we’ve English now. You don’t want to be late again.”

“Coming, Nev” Dean calls after him but he makes no move to follow.

Once Neville is out of earshot Dean’s gentle smile morphs back into that wide grin as he steps closer to Seamus, infuriately bending down ever so slightly to make eye contact with him.

“I better go, you heard Neville; I can’t let you make me late again.”

Seamus glares at him for bringing up their last encounter right now.

“That’s not what he said. And good, fuck off; it’s about time you left anyway.”

Dean’s grin never falters but he does start walking backwards in order to catch up with Neville,

“I suppose it is; goodbye darling! Have fun in Geography! Well, I know you hate it so have fun sleeping in Geography!”

Seamus’s ears burn and it takes all of his strength to measly retort,

“What you’re stalking me now?”

If possible, Dean’s grin widens even further as he cheekily winks at him,

“I’m merely observant my dear Shay”

Seamus groans and shouts, “Stop calling me that!” after him but Dean just turns his back to him and follows Neville around the corner.

Seamus glares at the nosy onlookers with their wide, incessant eyes and storms off in the opposite direction.

As expected it takes less than a minute for Seamus’s phone to buzz in his pocket. Sneaking off into an abandoned classroom, Seamus takes out his phone and opens his new message.

From: Dean Thomas: ‘You know you love me calling you that ;)’

Seamus lets the smile that’s been tempting to creep onto his face for the past fifteen minutes finally take over his face as he quickly types back.

‘Of course I do but not in public! Using your romantic nickname for me isn’t exactly helping us keep up our façade that we hate each other.’

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

How would the bros react when they find out their crush was a stripper/and offers them a lap dance\.Sorry if it’s a little too NSFW.

Leo:

  • okay it’s his crush, he should remain in control and retain his honor and oHMYGOD THEY JUST OFFERED ME A LAP DANCE
  • tries to play it off like he thinks they’re joking
  • dying inside of excitement
  • he’s a little doubtful until they grind their ass against him teasingly, laughing all the way
  • he’s beyond turned on and he tries to keep a straight face
  • #fails
  • lets out an aroused moan about halfway through and races off to the bathroom
  • he hears his crush say ‘don’t worry about it, Leo, I have that effect on men’

Originally posted by kermityay

Raph:

  • he takes it like a challenge
  • his crush thinks he’s mocking them and pouts for a while
  • he totally thinks they’re bluffing
  • until they put on the shmexy music and start twerking in front of him
  • omg he feels like he should avert his eyes, but their ass looks absolutely ravishing from this angle
  • pulls off being nonchalant the best, though he’s savagely undressing them internally
  • afterward their crush doesn’t hesitate to point out the small problem poking slightly up in his shell
  • denies it wholeheartedly, though when he gets up he has trouble walking

Originally posted by quandtaspasdeviesociale

Donnie:

  • denies it, so much, he’s stuttering saying that’s really not necessary
  • but his crush instead offers to let him see their ‘uniform’
  • you know, to prove it to him
  • argues with them not to do so all the way to the bathroom, and through the door while they change
  • lets out a little strangled sound when they open up and lean against the doorframe
  • doesn’t know if he should say they look ‘nice’, ‘pretty’, or ‘sexy’, because all of those apply to the lingerie-dressed crush in front of him
  • omg their legs are so long he can’t help his eyes going up and down his body
  • breaks down and says he wouldn’t mind a little strip tease… but he’s too late, they strut past him and leave with only a slight peek at their rear

Originally posted by jacularmetteld

Mikey:

  • Just DO IT ™
  • he’s all for it, so eager to do it that his crush gets a little suspicious
  • he actually is having fun, rather than getting turned on
  • “so, wait, do I need to tip you for excellent service?”
  • his crush takes that as a challenge and ramps up the sexy
  • just looks up at them with a charmed smile while they grind against him
  • “you know, you have beautiful eyes from this angle”
  • crush eventually stomps off after a failed attempt to turn him on

Originally posted by rejected-on-a-cosmic-level

BTS REACTION TO STARTING TO CRUSH ON AN IDOL AT A VARIETY SHOW

Request: BTS reaction when they at an variety Show with an female Idol and Start to have a crush her!?

AN: I made this kind of gender neutural. I hope that you’re okay w/ that anom! For this, you’re part of a girl group/boy group/coed group doesn’t matter tbh as long as your in a group and you’re group is on the show with BTS. 


SEOKJIN: Jin would probably try to get as much of your attention as often as possible. During tasks and games where a partner was needed, he’d definitely be the first person at your side asking to pair up. He’d probably be pretty obvious (intentionally), and would playfully flirt without you through the show. There would be so many fan theories after that episode aired, because his crush on you would be so blatant. Most of the scenes with him in it would be him flirting with you, because that’s what he did throughout the whole show; if they cut out every time that he flirted with you, he’d be on screen for maybe two seconds elapsed. That would be one of the cutest episodes of the show in existence because his flirting wouldn’t be gross, unwanted, and/or rude, but polite, playful, friendly, and adorable all in all. Probably makes awkward and horrible funny puns and pickup lines about/for you on the spot.

    “I can give you a lesson on how to perfectly blow the camera a kiss”


Originally posted by bwiseoks

YOONGI: Okay so I had a bit of trouble thinking of how Yoongi would react in this scenario, but I’ve figured it out! I feel like Yoongi would try to show off a lot. Like he’ll try super hard at any task there is; just go full out, and stop at nothing to win. Everytime that he succeeds, wins and/or answers correctly he looks at you like “hell yes I’m amazing”, but on the inside, he’s more like, “did I do good?”. Basically, I think that he would want your approval throughout the show, a bit like a puppy omggggg that's too cute to think about. The only problem with this is that he’s so    o b v i o u s. Unlike Jin, Yoongi thinks that he’s being inconspicuous, about his flirting. In fact, Yoongi doesn’t even know that he’s flirting. He would be showing off intentionally, but the little glance he would do at the end of everything would be out of his control. The show’s editing team would probably point all of this out every now and then, and like edit hearts and stuff, and make funny little comments

                                        *YOONGI ON THE OUTSIDE*


Originally posted by nnochu

                                          *YOONGI ON THE INSIDE*


Originally posted by yoongijae

HOSEOK: Hoseok would probably be really upfront with everything. He would make his crush on you known to you, to your group members, the BTS members, the hosts, everyone! I feel like he’d act as he normally would during the show, albeit maybe a little more excited. Despite not trying to hide his crush, he wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable in any way shape or form, so he wouldn’t try to initiate too much skinship, or talk to you more than he would if he didn’t have a crush on you. Like I said before, he might be a bit more excited than usual during the show; this would mean that he would be visibly more happy (his smile would somehow get brighter. Can the sun even get brighter?). (the gif doesn’t really make sense, but i chose it for the text)

                                   “What would be your ideal type?”

                                                           “y/n”


Originally posted by mickyawesomnessninja

NAMJOON: To me, Namjoon (as the leader) would be the most diplomatic in this situation. He would want to keep everything professional so he wouldn’t flirt with you or anything do that would indicate him liking you. During his time spent with you, he would probably quickly fall for your natural charm. He would seem a bit distant throughout the show, but that would be because he was thinking about how to ask you out! After you guys finish filming the episode he would probably pull you aside and confess to you about his gigantic little crush on you, and who knows… maybe a relationship would bloom from this episode???!!! (c’mon we all know that if Namjoon asked any of us we would say yes so fast).



Originally posted by jaayhope

JIMIN: I don’t really know why, but I feel like Jimin would accidentally tell everyone about his crush on you at the beginning of the show. Like he’d be zoning out and one of the hosts will ask him what he’s thinking about, and without thinking he’d respond with, “y’n” and then spend the next twenty minutes trying his best to cover for his slip up. He would be a little mochi the entire show because he’d be so embarrassed. And the other members would tease him so much!!! And your members would tease YOU so much!!! And overall it would be adorable???? He’d probably avoid you f o r e v e r  simply because he’d be so embarrassed (ik i already said that, stfu), so if you want a relationship (i know you do), then you’re going to have to approach him.

“I was just thinking about her smile! I mean how I can smile as nicely as                                                             her! Wait! I mean!”


Originally posted by aestheticvbts

TAEHYUNG: Tae would probably be a mix of Jimin and Jin in this scenario. Maybe half way through the show, he would let it slip that he’s interested in you, but he’d probably just laugh it off and continue with his life. THe only thing is, now that you know that he likes you, he’s probably going to flirt SO MUCH omg. Just one hundred percent shameless flirting. He’ll constantly be looking in your direction, and like Jin, Tae’s flirting is playful and not rude. There’s not much to say, except good luck for Taehyung stans.

                                   “Aish we all know you love me too”


Originally posted by chimcheroo

JUNGKOOK: You already know that Jungkook, despite being Jungkook, is very awkward around girls (If you don’t identify as female and are in a boy group, he’s only awkward around you, and if you don’t identify as female and are in a coed group then he’s awkward around the girls in your group and you especially). So Jungkook would probably be an awkward mess around the other girls in your group, but YOU ESPECIALLY. His crush on you would be so obvious, and everyone knew it without him saying anything about it. His hyungs would definitely take the opportunity to tease and taunt him about his crush throughout the whole show. Even the editors would tpoint out his awkwardness around you when editing. 

                          “Jungkook! Smile for your girlfriend/boyfriend!”


Originally posted by bangtannoonas

#bts#bangtan#jin#seokjin#bts jin#suga#yoongi#bts suga#jhope#j hope#hoseok#bts yoongi#bts hoseok#hobi#bts hobi#rap monster#rapmon#BTS rap monster#rap mon#namjoon#bts namjoon#jimin#park jimin#min yoongi#mim moomgi#bts jimin#v#taehyung#kim taehyung#bts v

Tattoo (Ethan)

request: Hi Love. I was wonder if you could do a imagine where you want to get a tattoo and Ethan holds your hand through the process and it’s all cute. Thank you!

a/n: omg I was so excited to see this request, I love tattoos so the artist i talk about is actually real and has the dopest instagram if anyone want’s to know more what i’m talking about go check it out @tattooer_dogy you wont regret it xx

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“Nope.”, “No.”, “Nah.” “Oh god no way.”, Ethan and I sat on his bad as he scrolled through images of tattoos in an attempt to find one I liked.

“Babe I’m sorry but you don’t like anything.” Ethan laughed and placed a kiss on my temple. I frowned at him.

“But I really want a tattoo so I can be as cool as you.” I winked at him and he giggled. We turned out attention back to the screen and kept scrolling until we came across an Instagram account that I fell in love with. The artist takes photo and transforms it into an adorable cartoon version. I immediately thought of a photo of me and my sister that I wanted to use. My heart was set, I blabbered to Ethan for a solid 15 minutes about how awesome it was going to be. He just smiled and laughed at how excited I was.

“Well come on then, lets go do it right now.” He said as he jumped of the bed and held a hand out for me to grab. It suddenly sunk it that I was actually going to do this and have needles stabbed into me. 

“Babe you’ll be fine I’ll be right next to you holding your hand.” He must have noticed the worry on my face. I gave him a small smile and just went with it. 

We sat side by side in the tattoo parlor as I bounced my leg up and down anxiously. Ethan put one hand on it to stop me and held both my hands in his. 

“Don’t stress, it won’t even hurt.” He tried to reassure me but I knew my pain threshold was nothing like his. The artist called my name and instructed me to lay down on the chair so he could start.

I got it on my right forearm just beneath my elbow, Ethan held my other hand and I looked up at him. He smiled when he noticed how terrified I looked and knelt down to kiss my forehead. 

The pain was bad, but no where near as bad as I thought. I squeezed Ethan’s hand so tight that it was red and white by the time we finished. The artist announced when it was all over and I let out a big breath of relief. 

“You were so brave baby I’m so proud of you.” He said once we left the parlor. I smiled.

“I know I’m so tough aren’t I? Think I’m ready for another actually.” I joked to him. He just laughed and pulled me in for a kiss. 

anonymous asked:

The boys' reactions when the pretty girl somehow seems more interested in Prompto than anyone else (since they always poke fun at how out of his league the girl he likes is)

Weren’t sure if you wanted this as a headcanon or a mini fic. But lucky you, you get a mini drabble!


Hurried fingers tapped against the phone screen as Prompto texted a message to his three friends. 

Omg, guys! There is a really cute girl standing across from me!!

That was true. Standing right across from Prompto was the said cute girl. Your head down and you too seemed to be texting away on your phone. The minute the blonde lay eyes on you he knew you would be the one. Your smile, the way you laughed, it all looked so divine in his eyes. 

However as per usual, his three precious friends thought otherwise. 

Bah! Gladiolus was the first to text back. Even if she is cute, she’s probably way over your league buddy.

A scowl fell upon Promptos lips. Even through the phone he could hear Gladiolus laughing away.

Noct! Prompto quickly text the royal highness. You believe me right?

However to his dismay, the prince too thought otherwise Pics or it didn’t happen. Thought his reply was simple, it hurt.

Prompto’s eyes widened in shock. WHAT!? DUDE I CAN’T JUST TAKE A PHOTO OF HER!

What? Noctis questioned back. You always take photos of things, how is this any different?

Cause it’s a person? Prompto quickly typed back.

I’m a person too. And you still take pictures of me Noctis replied. 

He’s got you there Prompto. Gladiolus quipped.

I second that Ignis too added.

Prompto frowned deepened. “Such friends…” he muttered. Tearing his attention away from his phone, he looked up to see you still typing away on your own device. The smile which made him all warm and fuzzy was present on your face. It was the perfect opportunity to snap a photo, but god he knew it was so wrong. And yet, lifting his phone up….

Shit!

The flash was on.

At the sight of the flash that seemed to be directed towards you, you looked up at your phone to see Prompto quickly advert his eyes away. “Did you just take a photo of me?” you asked, making your way towards him.

“W-What?” Prompto stammered. “W-Who…m-me?” 

You nodded. 

“W-W-What! No! No! I was just testing my camera phone…I mean phone camera. It’s been acting up lately. The flash must’ve turned itself on.” The words began to tumblr messily out of his mouth. Even he himself didn’t know what he was trying to say. Keep your cool Prompto! Oh my god!

You giggled. He was adorable, you’d admit that. “Can I see your phone for a second?” you suddenly asked. 

“M-My phone?” Prompto asked. 

You nodded. “Yeah, maybe I can see whats wrong with your camera.”

With shaky fingers, the blonde handed his phone to you to which you took from his hands. Without warning, your arm wrapped around his shoulder, and directed the camera towards the both of you. 

“Say, Cheese!” 

A selfie was taken. 

“Here.” you said, handing the camera back to him. “Show this to your friends instead. Pics or it didn’t happen, right?” 

And with that, you walked away. With only the photo you had taken left in Prompto’s memory. 

someonetheelusivefangirl  asked:

OMG!!! I just spent the last hour and a half scrolling through your tumblr (I've gone past 2012 but I'm not sure the year I reached...) and I ADORE your art and your AUs!!! I really can't wait to see whatever you produce next!!! Hope you have a nice day!

I’M LAUGHING AND CRYING WHY WOULD YOU GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO 2012 WOW i forgot i’ve had this tumblr for that long… but auhrgauiog thank you so much! 

I know I’m not meant to share stuff from INFINITE’s Channel+ on V Live but… I just watched one of the most wonderful and pure things, and that was Sungjong making 김치 볶음밥 (Kimchi fried-rice) and talking everyone through his recipe and listening to music while he did it and laughing and eating!!! And he looked amazing the whole time, so here are a couple of screenshots:

Legitimately one of the nicest, sweetest things I have seen in a long time. Lee Sungjong is precious and must be protected and loved at all costs.

PS They told him Woohyun posted on insta while he was broadcasting and he took it with a laugh, but omg Nam way to try to steal the spotlight! 

dating nct dream; chenle ver.

this is probably gonna be kinda really long


-this boy is probably as clueless as jisung smh

-but he knows the simple things!!

-hand holding, hugging, etc

-and leT ME EXPLAIN

-how he fell in love~~~~~

-as in love as an 01 liner can

-ok so chenle first met you at school

-well, the first time he saw you he didnt really meet you

-so he was wandering down the halls like the cool kid he is!!!

-and he was about to go in the music room bc what else does this nerd do with his life

-he had the day off from training too so like

-why not mess around in a place he loves!!!

-so he’s about to walk in but then

-GASP

-HE HEARS

-A VOICE

-SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-FROM INSIDE THE ROOM!!

-how cliche is this smh

-ANYWAYS HE HEARS A VOICE SINGING

-and he immediately mELTS

-“omg angels are real i cant tell anyone abOUT THIS”

-so he slowly opens the door just a bit and looks in and sees someone sitting on a chair, back turned to him and has headphones on

-so you dont notice him at all bc your back is to the door and your headphones are top notch af!!!

-chen’s just standing there at the door like a creeper and all he can think about is “i wanna marry them”

-he listens to you singing your lil heart out for a lil bit longer but his smol heart cant handle it

-he’s already too in love with you

-so he’s like “I GOTTA GO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT HOW IN LOVE I AM WITH THE PERSON IN THAT ROOM” so he dASI RUN RUN RUNS AWAY AND SHUTS THE DOOR

-and you just didnt notice at all

-so he runs back to the dorms and bursts through the door dramatically screaming “I NEED HELP”

-the rest of the dream team are like “omg what’s wrong are you dying”

-but he’s just like “MY HEART FEELS FUNNY IT KEEPS BEATING (and noT BC I RAN HOME) AND I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA THROW UP BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND LIKE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ONE THING" 

-he doesnt know he’s in love and i just what a cutiepie omg

-jaemin stares at him for a second before falling on the floor laughing

-mark’s trying to contain himself but it’s too cute to not laugh 

-“chen chen listen to me i think youre in love man” -jaemin

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN” -chenle, pterodactyl screeching

-mark tries to calm him down while also getting the juicy gossip 10/10 “it’s ok dude, tell hyungs who it is

-and then jisung like, slides in and is like "yeah chen tell HYUNGS WHO IT IS” which makes chen hit him

-chen gets kinda sad and freezes “oh my god… i dont know”

-“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOURE IN LOVE WITH THEM” jisung screams

-“I DIDNT SEE THEIR FACE I JUST HEARD THEM SINGING”

-so he spends the next 5 days trying to find out who it is

-asking everybody to sing for him, getting dragged away by jeno and renjun

-“we’re sorry for him” -ren and jeno trying to do damage control

-“NO I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEYRE THE ONE” chen, as he’s struggling against his friends

-ok so like, that obviously fails so chen’s sad for the next 5903 years

-and he’s like “im never gonna fall in love again”

-and the dream team are like"IM SICK OF THIS LET’S JUST HELP HIM FIND HIS DREAM GIRL/BOY”

-“that’s so much work tho” -hae

-“*cue ren grabbing him by his collar, eyes bloodshot and clearly distressed* YOU TRY BEING THE ONE HE GOES TO WHENEVER HE MISSES HIS ONE TRUE LOVE YOURE GOING TO HELP US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT”

-jaemin has to drag him away but ren keeps screeching

-so one of the boys sneak into like, every vocal class to listen to everybody sing for like 2 weeks but they still cant find the one 

-chen keeps saying “NO IT’S NOT ANGELIC ENOUGH IT’S NOT THEM" 

-so he nearly gives up bc he thinks it’s just not meant to be :ccc

-also, chen’s the type to walk pass the music room dramatically, staring at the door as he does so 

-so he’s doing that one time but woah. W O A H!!! HE HEARS THE VOICE AGAIN

-“omg fuk chen be a man and aSK THEM FOR THEIR NAME” -chen, screaming at himself

-so he slowly opens the door and woAH IT’S YOU

-he knocks on the door but you dont notice, your headphones on again so he takes a deep breath and walks over 

-he taps your shoulder lightly which makes you sCREAM AND FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR

-chen is so red omg

-“im so sorry i didnt mean to do that!!!!!!!!”

-YOURE ON THE FLOOR AND SCRAMBLING TO GET UP AND HE’S STILL APOLOGIZING 

-“im so sorry omg!!!!!!!!!!" 

-"it’s ok man” -you, laughing really hard at yourself and him

-“im… im chenle and ive been looking for you for like… forever-” chen turns ever redder bc it sounds so creepy coming from his mouth

-“i know who you are. how do you know me?" 

-chen’s brain short circuits and all he can think about is "OH MY GOD YOU KNOW ME” and he accidentally says it out loud

-“everybody in this school knows you, youre in nct dream…”

-he feels embarrassed bc he didnt remember

-you glance at the clock and see that it’s almost time for your guardian to pick you up 

-so you just tell him “well i have to go but im y/n. i come here every tuesday if you need me." 

-and you grab your backpack and sling it over your shoulder

-and he looks like a fish opening his mouth and closing it trying to say something but you just look so cool doing that and im!!!!!!!

-so just as youre about to leave he’s like 

-"i really like your voice”

-he like BLURTS it out he sounds all choked up and stuff omg

-and you pause for like, an hour before you turn around and look at him 

-“thanks." 

-you sound really shy and cute and adorable omg

-the last thing you say is "i like yours too” before you walk away like nothing happened

-as soon as you close the door behind you and leave, chen COLLAPSES

-HE FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AND CURLS INTO A BALL

-the rest of the dream team probably crawl out of the closet or something inside the room 

-they stare at chen’s half-dead body for a bit before jisung says something

-“is he ok" 

-"lol when is he ever” -ren

-so chen’s laying on the ground in a ball

-and mark’s just like “i never signed up to be a parent when i auditioned but w/e dude”

-so he walks over and picks chen up like it’s their wedding day or somethin smh and has to like, carry him back home

-so every tuesday he meets up with you in the music room 

-at first you were like “uh but why would you wanna be here when you can be with your idol friends”

-but after a bit you got used to it

-and you would like, wait for him to arrive before you started doing anything

-and your school is probably one of those school with vending machines and stuff smh fancy af 

-so whenever you bought a drink or a snack, you’d buy one for him too

-which makes chen just falls in love with you even more bc “omg, they think of me when im not there woAH "even tho it’s just like, a drink or something

-so the first few times, it would just be you singing and him listening 

-but after the fourth time he swung on over to you in the music room you were like "dont you wanna sing too?”

-and chen’s just like “omg, uh i sing a lot already and i really like your voice”

-but youre just like “i like your voice too. do you wanna sing with me?”

-so when he hears you say that, he’s like “oh.. oh…… i………IF YOU WANNA”

-and you know that song jungkook and lady jane sang on masked singer (here’s the link if you havent heard it: x)

-well youre like “do you know this song??” (HINT IT’S THE SONG I LINKED ABOVE WINK) and you sing a smol part of it for him

-he literally melts in his seat bc your voice is so angelic and you sang the part of the song where it was like “im in love”

-he manages to nod tho

-so you two sing together (what a bunch of cuties omg) and after you guys finish, chen is LITERALLY ON CLOUD 9

-and all you say is “we sounded nice together” before grinning and he just awkwardly chuckles and scratches the back of his neck 

-“yeah, yeah we did" 

-and when you leave this time, youre like "i’ll see you later chen” and leave 

-chen’s dying again bc “omg they called me chEN INSTEAD OF CHENLE WE’RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED”

-when you guys pass each other in the halls you two smile at each other but dont interact much bc he doesnt want crazy fans to hurt you :cc

-this lil duck’s way of confessing was so cute and cliche

-the next tuesday, he was like “i gotta do this today!! i must confess!!!!!!!!” so he like practices what he’s gonna say over and over again

-he probably uses ren as a practice test

-and when it’s finally tuesday, you head to the music room but chen’s already there!!

-“oh hey what’s up man” -you

-“HOW DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S UP”

-“you look really nervous”

-and he just like shrivels up into a ball but he is a man!!!!! he can do this!!!!!!!!!!!

-and he like, sings you a really cute ballad and asks you out

-your heart is pounding and your face is probably really red

-youre standing there and not saying anything so chen gets really scared

-but then you say “oh my god” really quietly and then “of course you idiot oh my gosh” and shove him lightly

-after you two started dating, chen tries his best to walk with you to school and walk you home too what a cutiepie ;-;

-just saying now chen is a clueless MESS (in the cutest way possible!!!)

-like, if he sees a doggo on the way to school with you

-HE HAS TO PET IT

-it doesnt matter if the guy with the doggo is scary

-HE GOTTA

-if there’s a van with the sign “free candy” in badly written handwriting

-”THAT LOOKS NICE, Y/N WE GOTTA GO GET SOME CANDY”

-whenever you two sing duets all chen can look at is you

-especially if it’s a love song

-youre always on his mind and he cant ever find words that explain how much he loves you so he tries to write songs for you

-for your one year anniversairy he wrote a song for you and sang it in the music room where you two met

-he smiles really hard when he sees you, his face squishes up and it’s sO CUTE UGH

-he hugs you as a greeting after you two started dating

-i feel like chen would love giving you forehead kisses omg

-if he’s going away on a trip or a tour or something, he’d leave voice messages for you of him singing or telling you he loves you or something oh my gosh

-he’s such a sweet boy and he loves you so much

-he would honestly give you the world 

-and you would too!! because you love him just as much as he loves you ♡

peacefulmusician  asked:

Okay, I’m Viet/Chinese, I love singing, piano, and guitar :D I’m a BIG music and marvel nerd. Not afraid to belt Hamilton at the top of my lungs, and I adore cuddles. I guess I’m average?? I’m 5’5” so all my white friends tower over me :’D I’m normally the one to laugh at jokes, not crack them, and I (try to) draw portraits of people I admire

SAM HOLLAND
Oh my gosssh he would a,ways try and impress you and sure he would crack jokes that he is taller then you but he would feel so bad and just be like “IM SORRY I LOVE YOU” and you would just be like home boy calm down and omg you would SIT IN LAP AND DRAW ON YOUR SKETCHBOOK AND HE WOUKD RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR WHILE WATCHING YOU DRAW AND BE THE HELLA CUTE COUPLE WE ALL KNOW!😭💞💞

"BREAKING NEWS! THE WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED BY ALIENS! HIDE! PROTECT YOURSELVES!"
  • Aries: Yes! Finally! I can now use that gun I've always wanted to use! *gets their gun our from under their pillow* *smiles*
  • Taurus: I KNOW HOW I CAN PROTECT MYSELF! *gathers all their favorite food from the kitchen* donuts? yep! Pizza? Yep! Cake? Yep! No way an Alien can resist this! Or get through *points at themselves* this! *hair flick*
  • Gemini: *updates every social networking site ever* hmm now time for a prank call. *dials good friends number* "omg omg get to my -* holds in giggle*- house now! There's omg and alien here! *exaggerated scream and hangs up* *evil laugh*
  • Cancer: *looks at their teddy placed next to them* you know what this means Mr snuggles... It has begun *dramatic look* *opens jacket to show a hell load of knives in there* I'm ready!
  • Leo: THIS.IS.MY.PLANET! HOW DARE THEY! *calls all their friends* Peasants we must protect this puney planet of ours, to headquarter now! *quieter voice* that's my shed btw.
  • Virgo: *takes out their check list* I knew this would happen one day! All my reading as trained me for this day! *starts finding things written on their check list* *loads their gun* I'm ready!
  • Libra: gasp! I must get ready first! *goes and changes into their combo pants and shit* *does their hair in the mirror* I'm ready! *gets their phone and bag and leaves the house*
  • Scorpio: *looks up from their book of world destruction* I knew this would happen, why else would their be so many books about world destruction , like please *stands up and rips of outer clothing to reveal cloths appropriate for the occupation (a bit like libras)* *pulls out gun from their boots* *walks out*
  • Sagittarius: ooohhhh yea! *goes to the kitchen and hides anything they think would be good, knifes, butter knifes, a few forks, some spray* that should be good *goes gets their bag* *kicks and punches the air* *shouts* I'm ready, come at me you suckers
  • Capricorn: *calls all their friends* at leos place now! *gets all their supplies, food, water, knifes, guns, a few maths revision guides* I must protect these weaklings *smiles* and myself. *walks out*
  • Aquarius: *looks up from their little lab* oh I told everyone this would happen, but no one believed me about this. *gets various alien comics, books and their ready made survival kit* I was born ready!
  • Pisces: *hugs everyone in the room and all their stuffed animals and cries* *walks up to their room* *smiles* *wipes away their tears* oh these silly people think I'm all weak is that it? *opens one of their many stuffed animals to pull out a gun* time to show these little people who the real Pisces is *war cries and runs out of the house holding a broom stick* (they're hidding the gun for later)
boyfriend!mark 2

-u are yuta’s friend (from when he just got to korea/his first friend that helped him assimilate and stuff)

-so one day he hits u up like omg!! i miss u please come visit me!! uh…yeah but u have to come visit me at my dorm bc i literally have one hour free before i have to practice/perform/meet fans/film nct life so…haha come to my dorm

-so ur like ok! but then you realize that he lives with the rest of nct 127/dream so ur like….nervous bc u don’t hang out w boys much and pretty much just gossip and do girly stuff w yuta

-and one day u turn up at the dorm. and u knock once and brace urself for the onslaught of awkwardness or doom or whatever but u miss yuta so u just do it

-and ur let in to the fancy sm apartments, head up the elevator and the door opens

-except its not yuta its this sleepy looking weirdo with pink hair!! and a super surprised face

-you two just stare at each other cause ur like who is this???? and then he suddenly is like omg!!!! (voice crack) ur yuta’s friend sry i just took a nap idk idk and his voice just trails off

-but deep inside he’s like omg.. i look like shit this is the girl all the members have been saying is yuta’s cute friend

-and damn is she way cuter than i thought oh god what do i say i’m being so awkward

-and he’s like UUuhuhhhhhh i’m mark!! and ur thinking oh the rapper! and u blush a little because though hes being fidgety hes being shy and u kind of laugh weirdly bc for a rapper he is sure bad at words

-yuta peeks his head through like omg sry! mark is being so ridiculous

-hes laughing really hard but also like wtf mark and pushing you into the dorm by your shoulders like let me get you away from this weirdo

-and all the while mark just looks at you two blankly lol

-so you and yuta walk in and all the boys SWARM over bc they’re like omgggggg she’s here wowwww and inspecting u like a piece of artwork

-taeyong is just awkwardly giving u sideeye, jaehyun smiling sheepishly, taeil staring from the corner of the room, winwin/haechan/jaemin/jisung/jeno/chenle and renjun just snickering and dying because they are awestricken by ur cuteness

-yuta being the fuckboy he is goes like omg!!!!! totally forgot i have to …buy milk!!!! and leaves you to fend for yourself. he gives u a wink like heheheheh now u guys can all be friends!! and he disappears

-so amongst everyone there you are feeling super weird so ur like hey mark!! can you show me around!

-like a lil obedient child hes like OK!!!!!! with this mega determined face. all the while the others are like OoooOOOOOOH MARK GET IT

-you guys go to his room and he is nervous so hes like… uh theres my bed. and thats a chair……and this is the light. and the lightbulb. its a nice lightbulb. thats the floor, its polished well

-and u take candy out of ur bag bc u always carry candy… and ur like what flavor do u want? and he’s like idk whichever. and u say LIME. bc rappers RHYME.

-and hes choking on air bc this joke is so funny to him. he settles down and relaxes a little. so he asks you how long it took for you to get there

-u say 2 hours, and hes like oh… and ur like thats a long ass ride

-so he is crying of laughter and snickering and gasping for air and clapping his hands and falls off his chair onto the well polished floor

-hes like i bruised my butt

-and ur like no way

-hes like want me to show u???

-and u guys both glance at each other awkwardly because it took a weird tone and then both continue laughing bc u two are idiots!!!

-so u guys are both sitting on his bed and u look at him

-his eyebrows are so cute and arched and his eyes are so round and his lil teeth are so cute and whenever he speaks his lips are lopsided

-of course yuta just bursts in a and ur both sitting on his bed and his knock makes u fall onto mark

-yuta is of course obnoxious like omg!!! stop preying on baby mark!!! should i leave u two alone?? all the while grinning and smirking bc mark looks disturbed and his face is crimson

-and his pink hair is a mess and hes like NO NOTHING IM SORRY IM SORRY

-yuta giggles and is like wanna let me have her for a while?

-mark ofc is like yes yes im so sorry hyung so sorry!!

-so the moment you two leave, yuta takes a look at ur blushing face and is like OK JUST KIDDING MARK and pushes you back through the door

-ofc u fall… and land on mark AGAIN bc why not

-and marks face is an inch away from yours and hes like hyperventilating and his eyes are wide and hes looking away from you and ur like SORRY SORRY omg

-ofc he replies saying UH DO U WANT ME TO SHOW U THE SORRY SORRY DANCE I KNOW IT I CAN SHOW U

-so ur laughing really hard and u get off and he literally gets off the lower bunk and starts dancing for u with this really awkward straight face

-since then u guys have kept in contact and u visit once a week ‘for yuta’ but he always pushes u guys together at lunch and asks u two to do chores together bc he caught on

-days with mark are so carefree and sweet and his laughs and faces just make u fall harder for him day after day :-)

-you guys stay up late playing games under a blanket and haechan yells at u guys that it’s his turn but u end up playing till 2 am and mark always falls asleep first and dozes off onto ur shoulder…and he’ll randomly sleeptalk and even say ur name which makes ur heart beat so fast

-he saved all the lime candy wrappers in his desk and its dumb but when hes tired or upset he looks at them and remembers your joke and snickers to himself for about an hour

-u have become friends with all the other members but literally they always spy on u two with these super moved/proud faces on

-one day when u guys are out buying milk for the dorm he gives u his jacket and just shivers all the way home and you give him a hug once u guys return bc hes a sweetie

-another time u forget a jacket cause ur an idiot he insists on giving it to you again bc hes an idiot also. u hold his hand bc its so cold fml and his hand gets sooooo sweaty bc hes so shy and his heart cant take it

-on a trip to like his 1000000th debut which u hate sm for but know ur bb is capable, ur fixing his hair for him and he just stares at you and blurts out i like you!! and his stare is so focused and he suddenly realizes what he said and he covers his face with his hands like I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT OMG

-and u just hug him back bc ur in shock and say YEAH ME TOO UM I LIKE UM YEAH!!!!

-since then u guys are inseparable….and poor yuta is alone LOL

mocarela  asked:

Hitckhikers Guide to the Galaxy. 'So long and thanks for all the fish' pretty much tells us that we were warned, didn't understand/want to understand, so thanks for a meal and bye. Given how the whole pollution and all is happening, what are your thoughts? Can we expect dolphins jumping to space?

First off I mcfreaking love that song, I know the lyrics all the way through, I love it a lot. 

Second I am laughing omg. But the day we see space ships that look like a lemon wedge that hang in the air exactly like bricks don’t. That’s the day I have a little lie down with a paper bag over my head. 

I think basically all life on earth would like to jump into space to get away from what we’ve done.

myjeansareonfire  asked:

OHMYGOD I'M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HEARTBEAT HOLY SHITEU MY HEART IS FUCKING POUNDING OML AHH THAT LAST CHAPYER THO!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS I'M DEADDDDDDD AHHH OKAY FIRST OF ALL THE WAY HE TEASED HER ABOUT THE DANCING LIKE THAT WAS HILARIOUS AND OMG THE FACT THAT HE OPENED UP TO HER VKCMBCGKSGKXMGSMGS AND THEN LIKE HE WAS ALL ~sOfT~ AROUND HER AND SHIT LIKR FUCK AND THEN WHEN HE TRIED ESCAPING THROUGH THE WINDOW JFJXHFJXJDJ I ACTUALLY LAUGHED SO FKN HARD

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Dear many, many people who are currently looking for happy, non-dead queer ladies on zee telly!

May I present to you the awesome that is the Canadian series Lost Girl?

It is about a bisexual (ok, let’s be real: omnisexual polyamourous) succubus named Bo, her canonical girlfriend (Lauren) and boyfriend (Dyson), friend-with-benefits (Tamsin), and most importantly BFF (Kensi). 

It is ridiculous, cracky, hilarious, fun, will make you laugh, and will probably at least once also make you cry. It is not all rainbows and kittens all the way through (gird your loins near the end of the series and invest in at least three boxes of Puffs with lotion and probably at least one bottle of Jack), and not everyone from episode one makes it to the series finale.

BUT BUT BUT Anna Silk’s breasts are MAGIC, and Bo & Kensi are THE BEST BFFS EVER OMG I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU, and it is full of LOTS of sexyfuntimes with the ladies as well as the boys and is super sex-positive, and mostly is a rocking crackfest of epic proportions from beginning to end (tho you may choose to fast-forward through chunks of Raynor and I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU I HAVE ONLY LOVE TO GIVE).

I know that SF&F telly has an unfortunate history of queer ladies not getting happy endings, and all too often only tragic endings. 

But I thought I’d let folks who may not know about it yet that this show exists, and is dear to my heart, and is chock full of good times. And I’m pretty sure it’s on Netflix and/or Hulu. If not, I will find out where it’s streaming, and update this post.


ETA: also, while there are happy endings for some of the queer ladies, NOT ALL. Tho it’s kinda hard to explain. But it seems fair to warn ahead of time.

anonymous asked:

could you do a gif reaction of bts doing a V-app featuring their gf??

BTS GIF reaction to doing a V-app featuring their gf

Jin:

Just so so happy omg. (Gif down below, that’s exactly how he would be throughout the whole thing omg)

Originally posted by myloveseokjin


Suga:

My lil Min Yoongi would be all over the place (It would be weird since he doesn’t normally show emotion, but c’mon, he’s featuring the love of his life~)

Originally posted by beatriceindre


Jhope:

No words, just- (Gif)

Originally posted by akiobunbun

Rap monster:

Joonie would try to just smile happily throughout but fail and start laughing at the butterflies in his stomach

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned


Jimin:

This cute squish would be blushy mess

Originally posted by cuzishiptoomuchjihope


V:

My Tae would have his box smile all the way through and wouldn’t stop hugging you

Originally posted by taehyunglq

Jungkook:

This soft Kookie wouldn’t stop staring at you and when you looked he would just- (Gif)

Originally posted by jeonify


Thank you for requesting! I hope you like it <3 This is my first reaction! (Credit to gif owners)

~ Admin taetae