omg lasers

“Was there anything in particular about this story that you found humorous?”

“But I myself am Chiss, and never have I heard of any of my people wielding such a power.”

…. Eli just told a story about Chiss shooting laser beams out of their eyes, didn’t he?

lion-paladin dynamics
  • red: if you look at keith i'll kill u
  • blue: oh my gosh can i tell you how much i love lance? he's the best human ever did you know that sometimes he calls me "his girl"??? the other day we took down a whole fleet of bad guys that was us!!! lance did so well with the lasers omg i love him so much sometimes he likes to talk to me about his family and wow they make him so happy i love him too!!! also have i told you that lance--
  • yellow: :D :D :D hunk!!!! hello hunk!!!!! hunk!!!!! hi!! hello!!! i love you!!!!! hi!!!! :D
  • green: (bein salty with pidge)
  • black: (filing nails) i guess ur ok

Ludo finds that missing laser puppy from episode one in the void and becomes bffs with it omg… It doesnt HAVE to eat since its made of magic so the pups just chillin omg…Ludo has a new buddy …he’s so sweet to it like “hey little guy!!!” omg

The laser puppy licks Ludos face but then makes a weird face and whines a lil… Ludo tastes AWFUL lmaooo

Do tattoo artists look at tattoos they made five years ago on a former client and be all

OMFG I CANNOT BELIEVE I DREW THAT ON YOU OMG THE SHAME MY ART USED TO BE HORRIBLE PLEASE COVER THAT OMG CAN YOU LASER IT OFF PLEASE I’LL DRAW A NEW ONE THAT LOOKS MUCH BETTER

anonymous asked:

Omg Keith finding Lance's bayard and going Zap! Zap zap zap is the most precious and cutest thing ever how much money do you think I have to bribe with to make zapping noises his cannon blaster sound

i just really wanted to think about keith playing with lance’s bayard and then “omg the laser gun noises.” lmao so that’s how that happened. idk lol but it’s fanon so :)))

anonymous asked:

What if Kurt asks Scott for help bcuz he heard that Scott was really good at oral and he wanted to do that with his own s/o then Scott get super embarrassed

and scotts like?????? “WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM???”

and kurt is just like “uhhh, i was hanging out with ororo and (y/n) and they were talking about it?”

and scott is just as RED as his lasers, omg

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Everyone: *trying to imitate a star wars pose*

Then there’s Matthew…

Alarm clock you shoot with a laser gun to turn off!

Haven’t you always just wanted to shoot your alarm clock with a gun? Well with this Laser gun alarm clock that’s exactly what you’ll get to do every morning! When your alarm goes off the target will pop up and you have to hit the very centre of it with the laser gun for it to go off. Definitely the funnest way to wake up I’ve ever seen! 

BUY IT HERE

anonymous asked:

thats some good dirkjake right there :^)))

Anon: OMG THAT LASER TAG DIRKJAKE WAS THE CUTEST <33

Anon: Sunny, you’re dirkjake-ing fast, and all of it is good.

lmao thank youu! <3