OMG YOU SHOULD READ THE SWEETEST DOWNFALL. IT'S BLOODY AWESOME.
I’m totally gonna read it soon !!
My Sweetest Downfallby @icanhazzalou : Louis is a retired guardian angel. After the death of
his last charge, he became jaded. Humans die—what use is prolonging the
inevitable?He’s more than happy to forget about humanity
altogether until one day, when Louis is pulled from his desk job for a
new assignment: protect One Direction’s Harry Styles. It doesn’t help
that there’s something about Harry that Louis can’t resist, and it’s
making him question everything he’s ever known. Humans are strictly off
limits, and breaking that rule means risking everything, but Harry just
might be worth it. This is a story about forgiveness and
discovery, featuring an angel who wants to be a little more human and a
human who is so much more than he seems. (42k)
(also a fic named from a Regina Spektor song has already my vote tbh)
So… for my next trick… I will be turning my head into a rainbow. What sparked it? Russia banning gay everything: including the guests and athletes at the Olympics. Fuck you Russian politics, ima have a rainbow head. I may not be making a real statement since I live in the USA, but damn it… Russia was still the reason I want to do it.
I’ll be enlisting the help of my lovely friend Faerie Avalon to do the dying. No way I can handle this on my own and not a chance in hell I’m going to pay through the nose for a hairdresser to do it.
I guess I should get some bangs, too. I think it will look way better that way.
Gravity Falls fandom:
IT'S THE LITERAL APOCALYPSE. EVERYONE'S DOOMED. ILLUMINATI IS REAL. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE KIDS AND FUN. WHY IS IT NEVER KIDS AND FUN?
Steven Universe fandom:
OMG ALIEN INVASIONS! WARS! BRACE YOURSELVES, IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!
We're reading a fanfic. Inside a fancomic. A summercamp AU with trolls and Dave, as written by Karkat and read by Dave. WE MISS THE ACTUAL UPD8S! HUSSIE COME BACK PLS!!!! WE DON'T WANT KIDS AND FUN WE WANT BLOOD AND DEATH!!!!!!!!
Sailor Moon fandom:
Can't we have a single episode of Sailor Moon Crystal that doesn't look like it was drawn by a 7 years old child with motor coordination issues? PRETTY PLEASE WITH A FREAKING CHERRY ON TOP?
*Cooks up millions of theories and grows desperate because the show is (possibly) ending but it doesn't seem to have a conclusion in sight* IS IT TUESDAY ALREADY?