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Nct as Vampires

Request: Hi! Could you do an NCT Vampire au? Like how each of the members would be as a vampire? Thank you! :) I hope I requested correctly

A/N: i was actually thinking of writing a single post for each member but it’d be too many so here’s only a brief summary !! if you want me to emphasise on a specific member please do request again !

Assume that only you know about their identity and they promised not to hurt you as long as you don’t tell anyone else ,, and also you live together with them


  • really chill about his identity
  • like when you first told him you knew , all he did was get shocked and asked how you knew , then went back to being normal
  • acts more like a human than a vampire tbh
  • you don’t even know how he survives because you never actually saw him eat/suck ( is this even right it sounds wrong omg ) any other living things before for their blood
  • and when you ask him ,
  • he simply replies with a “ secrets ”
  • turns out he’s been drinking blood he stole from clueless vampire WinWin’s bottle/jar since they stay in the same room


  • he’s so quiet and mysterious it’s creepy
  • like you don’t know when he’d do something dangerous and sudden
  • so you lowkey stayed away from him even after he promised not to hurt you
  • but then you realised he’s an actual softie
  • because you saw him crying over an anime once
  • yes vampires need entertainment too
  • so you start opening up to him
  • and he shares with you about his family and ancestors
  • like how great of vampires they were
  • when he goes out to hunt at night though ,
  • he becomes really serious and you lowkey got scared once because he came back home with blood all around his mouth
  • then he smiles at you innocently and blankly
  • and you can’t help but return a fake smile like hansol you’re scaring me get away and wash up first


  • okay he likes teasing you A LOT
  • okay maybe more of threatening , not teasing
  • like one time you were too lazy to cook lunch for him ,
  • he got super close to you and whispered sarcastically like “ i can’t guarantee you’d still be able to stay up till dinner tonight though ”
  • and he shows his fangs too like stop johnny what are you doing
  • so you were left with no choice but to cook for him
  • he’s such a flirty vampire i cant even
  • like he got you a black dress and cap one day
  • and when you asked him why ,
  • he was like “ you should know we vampires can’t be exposed to sunlight ,, but your beauty and smile’s shining brighter than it so i gotta cover you up ”
  • go away johnny ew
  • kidding he’s so hot tbh


  • really particular about how he looks and acts
  • like he’s really ‘elegant’ as a vampire (?) ( does this even make sense omg )
  • like his cape must be washed and ironed out properly every day before night falls
  • and he HAS to do it himself
  • one time you helped him wash and clean it ,
  • he got so pissed he didn’t come back for two nights
  • turns out he was living in some kind of abandoned house as a bat
  • and he couldn’t stand the dust so he had no choice but to come back
  • he sometimes forgets that you’re human so he shares with you on stories of all the people he’s eaten
  • and when you’re like “ taeyong that’s too much detail … ”
  • he gets all jumpy like , “ oh shit i forgot , i’m sorry ”
  • “ i forgot i got too caught up ”
  • but he doesn’t really seem different from a human being so you’re not that much bothered by him


  • okay here we have another flirty vampire
  • like really really flirty
  • like one moment you’d just be there watching television ,
  • then a pair of hands wraps tightly around your hips
  • “ want me to turn you into one too ? ”
  • “ no wth yuta what are you doing ”
  • “ couldn’t resist you ”
  • “ stop yuta , hands off ”
  • “ who are you to tell me what to do , i have the powers here ”
  • “ yeah sure if you don’t let go i’ll move out rn ”
  • then he lets go right away and pouts like a small kid
  • he’s really lazy and afraid to go out under the sun so he stays at home like 24/7
  • and he clings onto you like a leech
  • disturbing and annoying you as a form of entertainment


  • he’s such an angel though
  • but you didn’t knew he was a vampire until like 1 month of staying together
  • because you always wondered why he went out and came home so late in the night
  • until you saw him drinking some red & thick liquid one day in his cape
  • you almost screamed and fainted
  • but kun was nice enough to help you out , and confessed about his identity after
  • and was like “ don’t worry , i won’t hurt you , you’re too beautiful ”
  • he didn’t even tell you not to spread it , as he trusts that you will keep it a secret
  • so sweet tbh
  • smh why were you born as a vampire not an angel kun


  • always shookt and worried that his identity might get revealed
  • so everytime you come home , the first thing he asks you is
  • “ did you tell anyone ? ”
  • “ doyoung of course not they’d think im crazy ”
  • “ are you sure ? ”
  • “ yes , i promise ”
  • then he goes back to acting all confident and laidback like
  • “ haha what’s there to be afraid of ”
  • then he turns into a bat and follows you around the next day to spy on you
  • and he thought you wouldn’t notice but in fact he’s so obvious so you just let him be


  • always curious about the ‘humans’ like ,
  • “ wow Y/N how does it feel to die ? ”
  • “ do i look like i’ve died before , ten ? ”
  • “ hehe idk , im just curious , i’ve been living for like 127 this is not intentional years now ”
  • “ you’re so old ”
  • “ but i’m still cute right ?? ”
  • and he gives you a cute and innocent smile
  • you wonder if he’s even a vampire
  • but when he gets ready to go out at night he always has this smirk on his face
  • and he’d have eye contact with you before he flies off
  • so rude but you gotta admit he looks good


  • like taeil he’s pretty chill about his identity
  • his naturally white and fair skin caught your attention first
  • then he was always hiding in the room first thing in the morning , saying that he had to take his ’ daily medicine ’
  • turns out it was small cups of blood when you went to check
  • so when you first asked him he was just like
  • “ since i trust you , yeah i’m one ”
  • then he flashed his sharp fangs infront of you
  • and when he saw your shocked expression he’d laugh to himself , his cute and smol dimples coming back
  • he actually takes care of you instead , and protects you from other vampires/creatures from attacking


  • he’s such a soft person you couldn’t believe it when he told you he was a vampire
  • and he casually mentioned it to you during a conversation
  • you were shookt for days
  • “ why are you always so tired in the day ”
  • “ i don’t sleep at night ”
  • “ why ? ”
  • “ we are more active in the dark ”
  • “ ‘we’ ? ”
  • “ vampires .. ”
  • he’s cute and innocent most of the time
  • but when night time falls he gets really serious and doesn’t come back quickly ,
  • because he has to find the perfect type and taste of blood which suits him

The minors are all half-vampires instead of ‘full’ ones


  • he’s so clueless and adorable he often asks you vampire related questions that you cant even answer , like
  • “ why do we live forever ? will we never die ? wow that’s cool ”
  • “ mark i dont know .. ”
  • “ how am i supposed to take blood out of someone , won’t it hurt them ? ”
  • “ mark i’m not a vampire idk anything ”
  • “ oh … sorry ”
  • he’s so polite and nice he almost starved and fainted because he couldn’t bear to hurt anyone for blood
  • so you had no choice but to donate your own blood
  • which also refused to drink ,
  • but you forced it down his throat , so now active mark is back again


  • another literal angel why
  • he tries his best to sustain his hunger by only eating food
  • but part of him still feels drained because he’s half-vampire after all , he needs blood
  • so he tried drinking his own one ,
  • but it made him even sicker
  • so you had to ask for vampire taeyong’s help because he always had spare bottles of blood
  • just like that you lectured renjun on keeping his body healthy and fit
  • and he was like “ sure … but one person that i’d never ever eat is you , even if im dying ”
  • go reborn as an angel with kun please


  • he’s always smiling and cheerful , the thought of him being a vampire never once crossed your mind
  • but when he told you that he’s only half ,
  • you still got really shocked and speechless ,
  • and as soon as he noticed he promised not to hurt you
  • he likes showing you baby photos of himself , the growing process of his small fangs ,
  • and the way he’d always smile brightly
  • he likes going on walks with you but he always prepares a cap and a pair of jacket to cover himself , if he gets exposed to the sun too much


  • such a prankster i cant even
  • he’d offer to pour you a cup of water ,
  • then when he comes out with two cups filled with red liquid you’re like ,
  • “ this better not be blood haechan- ”
  • “ it is ”
  • “ what why ”
  • “ try it , it’s really good ”
  • “ no donghyuck i cant do this ”
  • “ shut up and drink it ”
  • and after a few minutes of arguing ,
  • “ it’s only some cranberry juice ”
  • and he also likes joking about turning you into a vampire too
  • and would use it as an advantage to call you to help him do things
  • “ help me wash my clothes … if not i might hurt you , idk ”


  • a mixture of haechan + winwin
  • one moment he’d be all soft and positive ,
  • the other he’s scaring you with his fangs and blood
  • but he knows when to stop and not scare you too much
  • he’s also pretty flirty and smooth like
  • “ if you were a blood type you’d be my favourite ”
  • “ jaemin that’s not cool , stop ”
  • “ okay fine you’re my favourite human ”


  • he’s so happy and loud you didn’t think he was a vampire
  • and his looks did not help too , as he looked so cute and adorable to you
  • he slightly teases and joke with you
  • especially when he reminds you of the face you made when he first told you
  • your mouth and eyes were wide open and no words were said
  • he doesn’t really need that much blood so he acts just like a normal human being ,
  • only sometimes when you notice him getting a bit tired ,
  • you’d ask him to go eat/replenish on his blood intake and listens to you without fail


  • like chenle , this baby is still in the process of developing the vampire characteristics ,
  • so his fangs are still pretty short and he can perform perfectly well even without the intake of blood & under sunlight
  • so you had absolutely no idea he was one
  • until he accidentally told you while y'all were talking
  • and he got so flustered and worried after he realised his confession , he couldn’t sleep peacefully that night
  • but as soon as you told him you didn’t mind and would not spread it ,
  • he became to soften up and share more stories of his family to you

anonymous asked:

Je t'adore votre écrits et j'aime que vous apprenez aussi le français! Would you ever write victuuri in french?

Yuuri regarde l'homme devant de lui. “Vitenka,” il dit. Il ferme ses yeux. “Je…” Il pause, presque s'arrête, mais il continue. “Je t'aime.”

Il ne bouge pas. Il attend, et puis une main touche sa joue.

“Peux-tu répéter cela?” Victor chuchote.

Yuuri ouvre les yeux finalement. Il regarde des bleus lumineux, sans cligner, son cœur battant vite et fort. Sûrement, Victor peut l'entendre.

“Je t'aime,” dit-il, sa voix plus forte.

“Encore, s'il te plaît.” Victor, d’autre part, sa voix est plus douce. 

“Je t’aime.”


“Je t'aime, Vitya. Je t'aime, je t'aime, je—”

Les lèvres rencontre les siens, et ses mots se noient.

anonymous asked:

Omg little Micheal and Jeremy playing catch with his head(that sounds so wrong out of context),and like Jere's body having a sort of mind of its own and does questionable things whenever Micheal takes Jeremy's head to the movies.Also after a lot of screaming from the drama squad Jeremy gets slightly worried and just quits the act to tell them to calm down

Jeremy’s eyes pop open as he tells them to quit screaming and everybody for quiet for a moment before Jake let’s out a girlish scream and kicks Jeremy’s head across the stage. The bump on his head after that is not pleasant.

anonymous asked:

Wait wait wait hold the phone. There's dialog where Nick says he wouldn't mind having wings. I'm reeling. Just. I'm imagining huge clockwork wings like the trash I am. Slightly tarnished metal, thin and light as a feather. Shimmery wires and cables. Hell I don't even know. My imagination is dying. *lays down and cries* why do i love toaster dad so much. and want to draw that but detail (Also I think you've made a post mentioning that in the past? Sorry if I'm wrong)

omg those wings sound awesome! you should totally try to draw it, even if youre daunted by the level of detail

but hmm i dont think ive ever had too much to say about nick with wings on this blog, but i absolutely love @crystalbeastsquidney‘s drawings of the topic! you should check out their winged!nick stuff if you havent already


don’t come looking, cause I don’t wanna be found…
please come looking, cause I wanna be found


Summary: It’s Christmas day in the Howell-Lester household, and Dan gets a Christmas present he wasn’t expecting to receive, but he loves (that sounds so wrong omg im so sorry).

Words: 513 words wow i swear i never write this short on wattpad

Warnings: extreme fluff (not vry extreme but)

Relationship Status: together

A/N: idrk know if landlords let people have pets but lets just forget everything about that didnt exist for now

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Shall We Sleep? Ryuunosuke CG & Dialogue

Finally. FINALLY. Ryuunosuke I got you! After having completed on Hayato earlier today, I swore I wasn’t going to put my iPhone down until I got Ryuunosuke. Now, let me tell you folks, I deleted this app before because of the frustration I had with unlocking the CG and special dialogue, but when I went into the otome stuff on the App Store, I always passed this and disliked the fact that it got the best of me (it was the first one I had given up on without some form of success), so I just HAD to re-download it and beat myself up over not getting it. But after Koyonplete’s encouraging post, I decided: NOTHING VENTURED. NOTHING GAINED.

Okay, I’ll admit I put my phone down for a couple of hours as I tended to other matters, but after putting that stuff down for the day, I picked my phone back up and swore that tonight was going to be the night and I wasn’t wrong. Now, while I was trying to work it out, the app was still giving me morning stuff, but then it hit 9pm (Chicago Time where I’m at) and all of a sudden Ryuunosuke is telling me “おやすみ.”

I paused for a second and had to let that sink in. Fearing that the night time mode would interfere with unlocking the CG and dialogue I had to go back and touch him all over again (omg, that sounds so wrong), but it didn’t.

So, without further adieu, I give you Ryuunosuke’s.

Step 1: Shake your iPhone/Android

Step 2: Press and hold his script book

Step 3: Swipe to the right

Step 4: Double tap by his ear

Aaaand that should do the trick! Ryuunosuke has a little confession he wants to tell you, and he’s downright adorable doing it. For those who may be struggling to unlock this, you do have to do it in order; you get four chances, so if you blow your first or second try, but got the first step on the third, you can’t unlock this. Just refresh (if you have no idea where you’re standing in terms of attempts) by hitting the back button and go back into Ryuunosuke’s room.

Now, because you do have to shake your device to unlock the CG & dialgue, I don’t know if it’ll work on the iPod for iPod users. I have an iPod myself, but it’s a 4th Gen, and it doesn’t hold it’s charge that well anymore, but if it works, then hooray! As for Mao, I don’t have .99 to unlock it (T-T) as I spent all my money on Dreamy Days in West Tokyo, but I’m not sure I want to buy his route since he seems like the ショタ  type(I have nothing against shotas, but I have to get the urge to buy their route and with Mao it just didn’t happen). So, I apologize in advance, but I probably won’t be buying his.

Again, the CG is below, so if you want to save your virgin eyes, look away! *flies away*

Oh, Ryuu…your little confession has got me grinning from ear-to-ear as I ‘squee’ inside as to not disturb my younger sister next to me.

Happy playing~